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Xenon 2 Megablast

Genre: Shmup Developer: Bitmap Bros. Publisher: Virgin Games Players: 1-2 Released: 1990

The shoot-’em-up genre was relatively new when the original Amiga version of Xenon 2 Megablast came out in 1989. The game was quite different from the first Xenon and pretty much represented a newborn style that spoke to the sensibility of lots of people, especially due to the fact that it was a music receptacle for the then famous electronic group Bomb the Bass. Undoubtedly, this heritage is the strongest reason why some people still praise this game with rugged compassion, even though Xenon 2 did not resist the test of time and can be seen as one of the worst cases of bad aging in the history of video games.

Of course, this text is aimed at the European exclusive Mega Drive port, not the original version. The Amiga game doesn’t have the atrocious jerkiness that plagues the Mega Drive version, which appears to run in permanent slowdown. That alone should make the original game a less inept effort because Xenon 2 for the Mega Drive is so sluggish that during the first stages you have to virtually pray for your ridiculous weapon to take out the smaller enemies. Most of the time they’ll just dance and weave in between the shots before fleeing. The fact that the majority of the enemies fly around in completely erratic patterns also adds to an ominous feeling of general schizophrenia.

With a general motif that involves organic environments and several types of biocreatures, the Mega Drive version is in fact very close to the Amiga original from a graphical standpoint. Flames, plants and snakes protrude from walls while other enemies arrive in several formations. These are mostly worm, fish or insect-like flocks that move around and shoot back every once in a while. Every stage is divided in two parts with a boss waiting at the end of each one, except for the starting half of the first level. Bosses are huge and often need to be destroyed piece by piece – weak points show damage when hit and certain spots can only be destroyed one after the other. The boss gallery includes a nautilus shellfish, a spider, a crab, a chameleon, a behemoth with snake heads and other indescribable monsters.

In a unique twist for a vertical shooter, Xenon 2 allows the player to reverse scrolling direction briefly by moving backwards against the bottom of the screen. There’s a limit to how far you can go and how long you can do it, with the exception of boss fights, a few unique sections and a couple of dead ends that allow you to reverse scrolling until you can take the opposite side of the split. Thankfully dead ends aren’t everywhere. Splitting pathways are a sign that the game has lots of walls that the Megablaster ship must navigate through. There’s no harm in touching them, damage is only taken by getting shot at and by colliding with enemies. When the health bar is gone you get sent back to one of the six checkpoints within the stage, and by losing all lives you can still use three continues.

Increasing the chances of survival is only possible when you power up the ship. Capsules float into the screen and release items once destroyed – the most important ones, a pair of speed-ups (S), appear very early in the game. Real power-ups taken from capsules are rare, most of them need to be bought from Colin the alien, the owner of the shop you go into when a section is finished. Currency consists of the bubble cash left by enemies, so take as many of them as you can (small bubbles are worth $50 and large bubbles $100, bosses release lots of bubbles upon death). Once inside the shop you’re first given the chance to sell any item you have already installed on the ship. Afterwards you can buy upgrades and enhancements, and it’s perfectly possible to build a powerhouse on multiple weapon add-ons. Beware though, some of them will exclude others without warning: rear shot can’t be used at the same time as the side shot. Just like other annoying traits regarding power-ups this isn’t explained anywhere in the game or the manual, so prepare for some stupid and unnecessary trial and error.

Essential items to buy are auto-fire and small/large hearts (partial/full health recovery). Auto-fire comes in two steps (you need to buy it twice to get the faster rate of fire) and is the only upgrade you lose when dying. Don’t worry about advices (A), they’re useless. Another useless item is the super nashwan power, which activates a super-powered ship for 10 seconds only. Other upgrades include cannons, lasers, mines, electroballs and the so-called dive, a 10 second invincibility window activated with the B button. Button A is used to fire, and both buttons control the process of selling/buying stuff at the shop. One quick strategy to minimize the grinding is getting two auto-fires as fast as possible, sell rear shot after the first boss, buy side shot and power-up then spend the rest of the cash on lasers and the necessary refilling hearts.

The message that tries to lure the player into the game, printed on the back of the box, reads “hard, fast coin-op quality destructive action with a hot soundtrack to match”. The only part of it that’s true is the “hard” statement, for reasons exclusively related to the unfriendly power-up scheme, painfully slow bullets/gameplay and bad collision detection. It’s not rare to get stuck in the scenery and be hopelessly bombarded by an oncoming enemy wave. Until you’ve memorized things enemies will frequently swarm from behind the ship and drain your health in kamikaze fashion. Visibility is guilty on this since it’s impaired by the weird scrolling and by a few odd choices for the color palette. As for the soundtrack, the only tune in it isn’t bad – it’s actually based on a Bomb the Bass song called Megablast, hence the game’s subtitle. It’s hard to endure the same song playing over and over throughout the whole game, but fortunately there’s an option to turn it off and hear the disappointing sound effects only. The brief moments that felt good while playing this torture were when the zapper item (Z) appeared. It works as an instantaneous smart bomb, obliterating everything on screen with a neat effect provoked by a big flash.

Another sign of the crappiness of the Mega Drive version is that it excludes the original fifth stage completely. At least the overall pain is shortened so you get to see the wonderful ending and the special message from Colin the alien a bit earlier. If you’re the kind of person who cares about endings be prepared for a surprise. Suffice it to say it’s in line with the quality standard of the rest of the game, which then loops in a higher difficulty.

Xenon 2 Megablast is region-locked to Europe and requires an adapter to be played on consoles from other regions, and I wonder if this is maybe providence preventing unaware people from being exposed to such a torture. The game is simply a disaster, a serious contender for worst shooter in the Mega Drive library. The fact that a few cult gaming circles are still keeping this turd afloat is solid evidence that nostalgia can do wonders. To both good and bad games.

SCORE: 1 out of 10

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9 Comments

  1. Lord X says:

    i saw a video of this game, and mand the motion is horrible!

  2. Aramil says:

    Before expressing my opinion i would like to point out that i wish no part in the previous arguments.

    I think the review is a little harsh. I think there are far worse games than xenon 2 that deserve at least a 2/10. So i consider 1/10 to be somewhat unfair. I always liked the way this game’s graphics were designed-the biocreatures and organic enviroments.
    The gameplay is not really different from most shooters, even though not so smart…and let’s not discuss the sound effects.
    I would go for a 6/10 and recomend it to a follower of the space-side scroller shooter genre, that has played the rest of the games on the system.

  3. kollisionbr says:

    @ sybnios

    Ignorant, “false article”, “Amiga fanboy”… I can be ignorant in many things, but in shooters I assure you I’m not. I don’t get what do you mean by the article being false. And I’ve never seen yet even played on an Amiga in my entire life.

    Well, that’s flattering, really!
    Remember that it was you who wrote “That is my opinion and why can’t you or anyone accept that, its beyond me”

    I hope you keep the love for this game alive, just don’t get so angry when you meet people who hate it with the same intensity. Diversity can be a bitch, I know. :)

    As for the 1/10, please know I’m not a fan of evaluating games with numbers myself. However, this is a Sega-16 rule and I had to abide. As the writer of the article I kindly ask you to disregard it and focus on the text.

  4. Doug Jackson says:

    sybnios, it’s OK to disagree with someone but don’t insult someone just because you don’t agree with their opinion.

  5. sybnios says:

    Its kind of boring and dangerous that ignorant people are able to write anything they wish and post it so others can read it.. Others without any personal experience with a game will be affected negatively by articles like this false one. I will not compare it with the original neither say that its a fascinating shooter. BUT in NO WAY its a 1/10 title. Its a decent shooter which cannot be reviewed by amiga fanboys… 7/10

    • Sebastian Sponsel says:

      I wouldn’t react so harshly to that review. The game has a few serious issues that make it fall flat when compared to other shooters on the same platform (the Mega Drive): The general running speed, the slowdown issues, lack of versatility in the soundtrack etc. Even though I admit that granting it only a single point is indeed very harsh – there definitely are worse shooters out there – the overall impression is definitely way below average. I’d give it 3/10.

    • Ken Horowitz says:

      No, a good example of ignorance is your inability to accept that not everyone shares your opinion. Calling people names every time someone differs with you doesn’t give your opinion any credibility. Quite the opposite, actually.

      If you think you’re more qualified to review games than those who actually contribute, than by all means, write something. Otherwise, please try to share your thoughts on the work of others without resorting to name-calling.

      • sybnios says:

        I believe when someones writes/says what he believes brings A LOT of furstration on people. I have the ability to accept everyones opinion BUT that doesn’t mean I have to agree or applaud them if subjectively I see something that is out of the line..(1/10)

        The fact that I don’t have the time or the mood to write a complete review doesn’t mean that I don’t have the choice to comment. I continue to believe that the dude is ignorant for this matter.. That is my opinion and why can’t you or anyone accept that, its beyond me. This is no insult, this is just another opinion.

        • Ken Horowitz says:

          You are perfectly entitled to your opinion, but you have no right to insult the writer when expressing it. If you want anyone to take what you say seriously, you have to learn to react without calling people ignorant, ridiculous, etc.

          That being said, your opinion is no more valid than that of the writer’s. You’re acting like he’s wrong because he doesn’t share your view of things, but yours is just as subjective as his. I don’t agree with the score either, but I’m not saying it’s “wrong” because an opinion is neither right nor wrong as long as it’s justified, and I feel that the writer here has done a decent job of justifying his score. On the other hand, you’re just saying he’s wrong because he’s ignorant. What kind of logic is that?

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