America's Least Wanted: Bad Games

[Melf]

All systems have some stinkers in their libraries, some more than others. As awesome as the Genesis is, it too has its fair share of crap that should be avoided at all costs. Sega-16 takes a look at a few such titles in America's Least Wanted: Bad Games (http://www.sega-16.com/Feature-%20Bad%20Games.htm). Be warned! Your eyes may bleed!

[VinnyT]

This article is probably the most helpful i've ever written.

Still, I wish I could get that Awesome Possum thing changed to "Throw trash at indians" instead of "throw things at indians".

[Genesis Knight]

You know you're going to get sued by the "Reservation Legal Activist Team", right?

[Melf]

Still, I wish I could get that Awesome Possum thing changed to "Throw trash at indians" instead of "throw things at indians".

Sorry about that. I kind of forgot, with all the new-forum commotion and all. I'll remedy that tonight. :)

[VinnyT]

You know you're going to get sued by the "Reservation Legal Activist Team", right?

Well, if it ever comes to the point where some activist's want to sue me, i'll just change it to:

Wanted: For making me search for run over possums on the freeway, just so I can run them over again

[Genesis Knight]

Then the animal cruelty people will be on you.

[Melf]

PETA is the devil.

[VinnyT]

Crueltly for what? It's already dead?

Of course, if I switch to reverse to get the possum babies, then maybe there's a case...

Man, I feel evil tonight.

[daminmancejin2]

ESPN Baseball Tonight

Last battle isn't a bad game

[VinnyT]

I explained this in the thread at the old board.

These games are NOT the 10 worse games for the system. Basically, I'm listing things with glaring defieciencys. Like Sword of Vermillion, it's a great game, but it's on the list because the advertisments made it seem like it would be better.

Last Battle isn't the worst game, but it's on the list for being boring, etc.

[Sega Uranus]

Toki (SUCKS BEYOND BELIFE)

Wiz n' Liz (WORST 10 mins. of my LIFE)

True Lies (it's not THAT bad, just... kinda meh)

[j_factor]

Wiz n' Liz was cool.

[crazyjoedavola]

I'm playing through Sword of Vermillion now because I remembered the game as being something great back in the day, but now, I recognize it as being a heap. It's sad because it could've been so much more, but the battles that pop up every few steps remind me of Dragon Warrior for the NES. And add to that the fact that the game is no more than: enter a city, get the map, and go through the next dungeon and what you're left with is a very linear and very repetitive adventure. Great music though and decent, for the time, first person graphics.

[David J.]

Where's Slaughter Sport/Fatman? That's the worse Genesis game right there.

[VinnyT]

I only did games i've actually played an actual Genesis. Not an Emu.

[Drixxel]

Oh, believe me.. Slaughter Sport is terrible no matter how you play it. Hell, not playing it is agony enough.

[VinnyT]

So...everyone is in agony in the world for their whole lives...just because the game exists?

[Genesis Knight]

VinnyT returns in style...

[j_factor]

So...everyone is in agony in the world for their whole lives...just because the game exists?

Yes. What Buddha really said was "Slaughter Sport's existence is suffering". But he was misquoted.

[VinnyT]

That just sounds like Slaughter Sport is dieing. Which I guess is something most people wouldn't mind.

[Drixxel]

If that were true, I'd dance not one, but two jigs. And maybe even slap my knee. No, wait, both knees.

[ary incorparated]

Yeah what you want,If theire making a film of the game,Every single second they run out of actors because their face is beeing ripped of Sloughter sport style or their eyes dy of seeing the sloughter sports game.if the sloughter game was a Human it would live till its 20ts end dy with bruises needles bullets Knives organs pulling out of they Eye holes etc,Like the game still lives and isnt banned,why didnt they baptise this game in fire,while the makers also. :D