1st time in her back door, is there like a doctor around?

[drunkex]

Okay so I met this girl last night and we got good and drunk together, took her back to my room. Being as it was taking so long she decided to let me in the back door. It just went right in no lube or anything, and it came out clean more or less, kinda like in porn. But unlike in a porno, she went to the bathroom and screamed, she crapped blood afterward. So I took her to the I NOVA, and she didn’t want me to stay there, in case she had to call her dad, so she kissed me goodbye. Now I’m home, and I’m just wondering if I like seriously injured this girl.

[The Coop]

...

And the award for "Most out of Left Field Topic" goes to...

[Waterfaller]

ptH-xKNuhKw

But seriously, it's probably just a blood vessel, nothing major. Unless she has colitis.

[Cornholio857]

It's probably a tear. But wow, I know I've drank quite a bit tonight, but I had to do a double take as to what I just read. Not something I'd expect to see on here.

And now a word from our sponsors:
iCHFVTQKqdQ

[drunkex]

[QUOTE=Waterfaller;318457But seriously, it's probably just a blood vessel, nothing major. Unless she has colitis.[/QUOTE]what's colitis?

[Cornholio857]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colitis

[drunkex]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colitis

can say right now, hasn't got that

[Waterfaller]

can say right now, hasn't got that

Oh, good. My dad has it, and let me tell you, it's nasty business.

[Cornholio857]

Like I said, it's probably a tear in the tissue/muscle.

I need another beer............


EDIT
I still can't believe what I just read. I know this is the "Off Topic" sub-forum but geez......LOL

[Rusty Venture]

fbGkxcY7YFU

[Nunzio]

You're lucky you didn't give her a pink sock doing shit like that. Always lube up son, and not just for her. Anyways, like the guys said, she'll probably be ok. Maybe a hemorrhoid or something?

[Waterfaller]

You're lucky you didn't give her a pink sock doing shit like that.

AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGH! XD
*ahem*
Yeah, lube definitely would have made a difference here, I think. Without, that's a whole lot of friction going on.

[Bramsworth]

For someone who newly joined a Sega forum, all your five posts so far give me the impression you're not that much into Sega as you are..other areas :P

[The Coop]

The moment she came out of the bathroom and told you what happened, you should have cried out, "Oh God! I ALMOST STABBED YOU TO DEATH WITH MY DICK!" and then run out the door.

[Cornholio857]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_b-6kWsvn2eQ/TMt609HHOwI/AAAAAAAAAN0/Wof1FjQ4uNk/s1600/Pink+Sock.jpg

Don't give her one. LOL

[drunkex]

For someone who newly joined a Sega forum, all your five posts so far give me the impression you're not that much into Sega as you are..other areas :P

I was a sega kid backin the day though, I owned a genny, a sega cd, 32x, and saturn all within the first year they came out.

[drunkex]

The moment she came out of the bathroom and told you what happened, you should have cried out, "Oh God! I ALMOST STABBED YOU TO DEATH WITH MY DICK!" and then run out the door.

and just left her in my house?:confused:

[Nunzio]

and just left her in my house?:confused:

That would have been a great story. You have to start living your life properly, once you get a little older you do things just because of story potential. You know, leave almost enough gas in the tank, take almost enough cash... because one day when you're old, all you'll have are stories. And this one is almost great.

[Cornholio857]

Yep. Some of the best stories I've ever heard are from Seniors. Alot of the ones I've heard give you a WTF moment.

[The Coop]

and just left her in my house?:confused:

Yep.

It would have left you both with a tale that had a humorous/strange ending, and God knows life needs a few "What the fuck?" moments to share with others.

[old man]

Jesus Christ. What kind of retarded shit head joins a forum, makes less than a handful of posts, then proceeds to tell everyone about their romp down the hershey highway that results in some drunk girl bleeding out her ass and needing to be taken to the hospital? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[KALuther]

She will probably be fine....man....of all places to ask something like this, a forum dedicated to video games? lol

[drunkex]

where would be the apropriate place to ask about something like that?

[The Coop]

GameFAQS.

[drunkex]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

well I am mildly autistic:|

[Nunzio]

GameFAQS.

Hahahaha! That's some funny Coop!

But in all seriousness, we worship Raul Julia, argue about Nicki Minaj and Snooki, and play Sega Genesis.

Don't demean our forum man. [/sarchasm]

Plus it's not like he's selling DVDs of his collection!

[drunkex]

DVDs of his collection?

[Nunzio]

Some other guy joined the forum to pitch DVDs he made where he talks about his giant collection or something. He was basically lynched for not attempting to be a member of the community before hawking stuff.

You should write a submission for Reader Roundtable (http://www.sega-16.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14408) or write a review (http://www.sega-16.com/Contributor%20Guidelines.php) for the site. The Reader Roundtable is easy and fun, and will show people you are a Sega fan.

[KillerBean2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colitis

I got that. A mild version (thank the gods!!), but it still sucks. I can tell you that even a tiny rip gives off a lot of blood. It probably looked a lot worse than it was. The girl will be fine ;)

Did you use a condom? Boning strangers in the ass with no condom and no lube is the fastest way to get HIV :|

[drunkex]

Did you use a condom? Boning strangers in the ass with no condom and no lube is the fastest way to get HIV :|

no, I did not

[Pulstar]

One word: Cull.

[mick_aka]

http://breaaire.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/third-party-facepalm.jpg

[Mr Smith]

Did you use a condom? Boning strangers in the ass with no condom and no lube is the fastest way to get HIV :|

Surely the quickest way to get HIV would be to inject yourself with a blood sample from somebody you know has the AIDS.

I'm not sure what amazes me more, the fact that when I logged onto my family friendly Mega Drive site to find discussions of some chaps drunken anal sex encounters or the fact this thread has reached page three without being derailed.

http://www.megadrivechamps.org/on_topic.gif

[KillerBean2]

Surely the quickest way to get HIV would be to inject yourself with a blood sample from somebody you know has the AIDS.


Nope. Then I would have to find a person who has AIDS and buy a syringe. That all takes time. It's MUCH faster to just sodomize the first handful of random people you meet on the streets :cool:

[Why-Disciple]

well I am mildly autistic:|

Rep for getting pussy while being autistic. How'd you do it?

[NeoVamp]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/5179/youhaveaids.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

I'm not sure what amazes me more, the fact that when I logged onto my family friendly Mega Drive site to find discussions of some chaps drunken anal sex encounters or the fact this thread has reached page three without being derailed.

This is such a bizarre topic (for Sega-16) that I think derailment is pretty pointless.


Protip: When engaging in anal sex, always use lots of lube.

[goldenband]

Geez, everyone knows you don't put your 32X in a Genny without using the spacer first.

[fatboy]

It's OK dude, I found You a doctor:

gx-xwv7eO1U

[The Jackal]

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-21/1237665943833.jpg

[beef jerky man]

I hope you wore a condom because blood from the anus has all sorts of transmittable shit.

Edit: I just read you didn't. No offense dude, but you're one dumbass retard for that.

Edit 2: I'm not returning by the way.

[Smii]

When I clicked on this thread, I don't know what I was expecting. But it wasn't actual live updates from some guy's destructive-buttsex blog.

:shame:

[fatboy]

Destructive buttsex blog? That sounds like a great name for a punk band!


EDIT: Holy shit! Post 242! I don't care if it's off-topic, now I HAVE to do this:

lPpUFBVSyWs

[drunkex]

Rep for getting pussy while being autistic. How'd you do it?

well I look normal, in pretty good shape right now too, I just have issues with non verbal communication and facial recognition, and noone notices that I'm not normal if everyone is drunk.

[Cornholio857]

I have to admit it. I haven't laughed this hard since that one thread made a couple months ago titled "Sega CD Jew Cases".

[havok666]

Thread of the year.

[drunkex]

if anyone cares masha is fine, the friction just ruptured a small hemorrhoid

[Cornholio857]

Good to hear!

Next time use this or an equivalent:
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/KY_liquid.jpg

and...

http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/services/condom.jpg

[drunkex]

Good to hear!

Next time use this or an equivalent:
http://www.ripnroll.com/images/KY_liquid.jpg

and...

http://www.vpul.upenn.edu/ohe/services/condom.jpg

screw that, masha doesn't have aids and shes on the pill, no condoms for me.

[sheath]

I have to admit it. I haven't laughed this hard since that one thread made a couple months ago titled "Sega CD Jew Cases".

I'm still laughing, and I think this stuff is absolutely disgusting.

[drunkex]

I'm still laughing, and I think this stuff is absolutely disgusting.

It’s natural:daze:

[Nunzio]

I have to admit it. I haven't laughed this hard since that one thread made a couple months ago titled "Sega CD Jew Cases".

That was a good one. We need to have thread of the year in December and do a vote.

[runback22]

Sounds like she suffers from to much blast processing......

Seriously though, if you were able to get in immediately with no lube.....you either have a very tiny dick or she takes it up the ass quite a bit.......either way, sucks to be you....this is a rare exception where you need to pray you have a tiny dick because as someone stated earlier------ bloody anal sex is a surefire way to AIDS

[drunkex]

Sounds like she suffers from to much blast processing......

Seriously though, if you were able to get in immediately with no lube.....you either have a very tiny dick or she takes it up the ass quite a bit.......either way, sucks to be you....this is a rare exception where you need to pray you have a tiny dick because as someone stated earlier------ bloody anal sex is a surefire way to AIDS

well I got 6 and a half inches and she's not diseased so it rocks to be me.

[Yfrid]

screw that, masha doesn't have aids and shes on the pill, no condoms for me. you don't need to rape a t-virus' infected zombie to expose yourself to a risk during "backdoor" penetration, AFAIK it's not safe because the intestine have his own bacterial flora, but penis is not supposed to deal with this kind of bacterial and you can contract some stuff (not aids of course!)

[drunkex]

you don't need to rape a t-virus' infected zombie to expose yourself to a risk during "backdoor" penetration, AFAIK it's not safe because the intestine have his own bacterial flora, but penis is not supposed to deal with this kind of bacterial and you can contract some stuff (not aids of course!)

zombi anal?:daze:

[Nunzio]

if anyone cares masha is fine, the friction just ruptured a small hemorrhoid

I called it.

[Cornholio857]

I called it.

Yep! I remember!

[sheath]

Hmm... do we have a prize for calling hemorrhoid versus HIV? One of you photoshoppers ought to get to work.

[drunkex]

I called it.

yeah you said it was probably just that, guess you get more ass than me. this happen to you before?

[j_factor]

well I got 6 and a half inches

Who else would like to share their penis size? We could have a whole thread on the subject.

[toenail.]

when I first saw the title of this thread,I presumed you were having problems with your sonic and knuckles catridge........:(

[fatboy]

My friends, My fellow sega fans, This day shall go down in the anals of history as the day sega-16 descended to 4chan's level.



The horror, the horror.............:yuck:

[Doktor D]

Can someone please explain to me how, on this Sega Genesis site, five pages of relatively on-topic replies were made to one of the most ridiculous thread topics ever, in ONE DAY.

:daze:

[Metal_Sonic]

Anal: First, the hard process of convincing the girl to do the act. If you were successful, now you must relax the girl beforehand(hopefully the bitch doesn't half ass it when she cleans out her anal cavity) or she'll probably never try it again. If she isn't relaxed, she'll tighten up that sphincter and penetration will be impossible unless you don't mind making that ass bleed. You probably don't want to go at it raw for sanitary reasons and if you think you have enough lube, USE MORE. Too much is better than not enough. Now, penetrate the anus SLOWLY. Forget what you've learned in pornos, you will probably NEVER jackhammer the girl's anus. If all is well, congratulations, you've done anal sex.

Or go for vaginal sex.

[The Coop]

Who else would like to share their penis size? We could have a whole thread on the subject.

Why stop there? The thread can be in a new sub-forum called "TMI." Then we can ask where blast processings come from, why some women are more like a six-button controller than a three-button one, and get tips and precautions for when a guy plugs his joystick into a woman's console.



Can someone please explain to me how, on this Sega Genesis site, five pages of relatively on-topic replies were made to one of the most ridiculous thread topics ever, in ONE DAY.

:daze:

Skill my good man. Sheer, unadulterated skill.

[Jesse813]

http://www.slowpokecomics.com/illustration/lube.gif

[NeoVamp]

The Internet is really really great.

[Cornholio857]

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/30/57/32/88/0030573288330_500X500.jpg

[PHANTOM2040]

Well my friends, why do you want to fuck your girlfriend's asshole? It was made for taking a shit. Not being fucked. The vagina is much better. It was made for pleasure and shit doesn't come out of it. Is her vaginal too loose? That means shes a slut or your dicks too small. Or you just want assholes which means it doesn't have to be a woman's. Either way, why the hell would you post this here, and why all of the replies? Is this similiar to comedians that have to say crude sexual things on their stand-up to try to affirm that they are cool or something?

[beef jerky man]

Who else would like to share their penis size? We could have a whole thread on the subject.

Ask your mom, she knows my massive penis quite well.

[Markss]

Interesting thread op needs to get to a sexual health clinic though

[Rusty Venture]

Can someone please explain to me how, on this Sega Genesis site, five pages of relatively on-topic replies were made to one of the most ridiculous thread topics ever, in ONE DAY.

:daze:

The sheer ridiculousness of this is thread is magical. Just the fact that this thread is even here, on this forum, is hilarious.

[Christuserloeser]

Masha told me that she don't like you posting her name and ass bleeding on Sega-16.com. :nod:

[Enigmus]

Ask your mom, she knows my massive penis quite well.

I best Justin Bieber knows about 73,845 or so penises, including yours.

[Cornholio857]

I best Justin Bieber knows about 73,845 or so penises, including yours.


ZING!!!!!!! +1

[NeoVamp]

http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3234/20273853.jpg

DOHOOHOHOHOHOHO!!!

[beef jerky man]

I best Justin Bieber knows about 73,845 or so penises, including yours.

Another gay projection from one of the resident homosexuals here (not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[Enigmus]

Another straight projection from one of the resident heterosexuals here (not that there's anything wrong with me being closeted.)

Looks like you're not being TRUE and HONEST. It is common knowledge to know that Justin Bieber is only famous because he gave all of the RIAA's execs blowjobs.

Also, I AM STRAIGHT! GET IT THROUH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL! :D
/sarcasmbutnotthebieberisgaypart

EDIT: Also, that image of Bieber is asking to be Photoshopped into a crowd of Nazis, the gay Sega CD jew case hating idiot.

[beef jerky man]

Looks like you're not being TRUE and HONEST. It is common knowledge to know that Justin Bieber is only famous because he gave all of the RIAA's execs blowjobs.

Also, I AM STRAIGHT! GET IT THROUH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL! :D
/sarcasmbutnotthebieberisgaypart

Ha ha, you're really flaming! You gays sure do have an active imagination!

[Enigmus]

Ha ha, I'm really a flaming closeter! You guys sure do have an active imagination for burning me!

Protip: Learn to get a joke and grow up, pork jerking boy. (http://www.sonichu.com)

[beef jerky man]

Protip: Learn to get a joke and grow up, pork jerking boy. (http://www.sonichu.com)

I'm kinda saddened that you think your... alternative lifestyle... is a joke. Although I could do without you soliciting me, gay boy.

[Enigmus]

I'm kinda saddened that you think my... alternative lifestyle... is fucking hilariuos. Although I couldn't do without you soliciting me, straight Raul-praising man.

Do I need to yell it?

I'M COMPARING YOU TO CHRIS-CHAN BECAUSE OF YOU CALLING EVERYONE GAY!

[beef jerky man]

Do I need to yell it?

I'M GAY!

I KNOW!

[Dirty Bomb]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4690/12134e.jpg

[beef jerky man]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4690/12134e.jpg

I know, huh? I'm beginning to wish he would keep it in the closet. Christ.

[Enigmus]

I KNOW I'M GAY!

Seriously, you can't troll worth a damn. Shut up before you learn what "banhammer" means.

[beef jerky man]

Seriously, you can't troll worth a damn. Shut up before you learn what "banhammer" means.

Yeah, it seems your spam avatar is correct. Trolls like you don't even try to hide it.

[Enigmus]

Yeah, it seems your spam avatar is correct. Trolls like you don't even try to hide it.

Spam is a message consisting of bad formatting, illegally pirated X to Y converters, selling lists of knockoff items, general advertising that gets spread around eight subforums, and virus-ridden links.

Also, you are as logical as a cactus. I'm actually 14 and I'm smarter than you. You're pathetic.

[The Coop]

I'll just leave this here...

http://user.xthost.info/thecoop/NiceFlames2.gif

[beef jerky man]

Also, I'm as logical as one of Trent Reznor's turds. I'm actually a middle aged, overweight creep who lives in his mom's basement and I'm dumber than you. I'm pathetic.

Yes, I know. We all know...

[Enigmus]

I'll just leave this here...

http://user.xthost.info/thecoop/NiceFlames2.gif

Why, thank you.

Also, Raul beats Bieber any day.

[Enigmus]

Yes, I know. We all know...

Banhammer, BANHAMMER, BANHAMMER.

[beef jerky man]

Ban me, BAN ME, BAN ME.

Dude, shut up already.

[Cornholio857]

Thread of the year.

Thread of the Year indeed! :rofl:

[Enigmus]

Dude, I need to shut up already.

Fixed.

[Doktor D]

Fantastic, now it's seven pages long and has devolved into an Enigmus vs. beef jerky man douche-off.

Yeah, devolved. Somehow this thread managed to do that, an amazing feat considering the original topic.

Did I mention that it's STILL THE SAME DAY.

[roundwars]

Threads like this are why we need tags. When I come in here and see a long-ass thread moving at lightspeed like this one is, I want to start posting in it without having to spend ages reading it and getting caught up with it. Tags could provide a nice summary of the most interesting events in the thread for the convenience of all.

[beef jerky man]

Someone spammed my mailbox :(

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/17645971098/rsesbzbsernheracr4nm.jpg

[The Coop]

Why, thank you.

It's not really a compliment, but more of a sarcastic statement... as the expression suggests.






So I imagine there's a good chance that this thread's going to get locked in the near future, huh? Just when we were having a good laugh.

...

We can never have nice things.

[beef jerky man]

So I imagine there's a good chance that this thread's going to get locked in the near future, huh? Just when we were having a good laugh.

...

We can never have nice things.

Yeah. Good going, Enigmus.

[roundwars]

Someone spammed my mailbox :(

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/17645971098/rsesbzbsernheracr4nm.jpg

Funny, I've received something in my mailbox as well... :?

http://i.imgur.com/NwpK9.png

[beef jerky man]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/17645971098/dbdrsewgeaw.jpg

It looks like you misspelled sweet towards the end... pervert.

[Enigmus]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/17645971098/dbdrsewgeaw.jpg

It looks like you misspelled sweet towards the end... I love you so much.

Wrong font, bad JPEG artifacting... ...yep, it's MS Paint.

Also, how could you have received this at the same time as roundwars' post picture? Got an explanation for that?

[beef jerky man]

Wrong font, bad JPEG artifacting... ...yep, it's MS Paint.

"Nice" try Enigmus- this forum has a multitude of fonts and I didn't feel like transferring that filthy message in a higher resolution.

[Cornholio857]

Just wait until Melf sees this thread, if he hasn't already. :rofl:

[Rusty Venture]

Masha told me that she don't like you posting her name and ass bleeding on Sega-16.com. :nod:

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/Push_Upstairs_photo/VW-OhSnap.gif

[Why-Disciple]

Why are we doing this? Why are we fighting?


I don't know. We must have gotten out of hand. What have we become?


I'm so sorry for all I've done. Please forgive me for calling you gay. I didn't truly mean it.


I forgive you, and I apologize for igniting the flames so much and derailing a great thread.


Thank you. Let's both put in an effort to change ourselves for a better tomorrow.

AAAAWWWWWW!

[roundwars]

Someone voted this thread less than five. :ban:

[0x15e]

she went to the bathroom and screamed, she crapped blood afterward.So, you didn't lube up and wrecked her ass.

Probably no permanent damage but grats for making getting it in womens' asses harder for all the rest of us in the world. :hand:

[Rusty Venture]

http://www.iconsoffright.com/interview/Brian/MALLRATS-11.jpg

"Well, did he cum, or what?"

[KnightWarrior]

Thread of the Year

[NavesRegge]

Drunkex, do keep in mind that I have a stupid, little, young, fragile mind that has yet to experience what life has in store for it and other body parts. I may not be the only one on the forum with the same situation, so for the sake of those like me: Please, tone down.

Then again, what did I expect from a thread with a title containing "her back door" and "a doctor." I'm stupid.

And now for something completely different:

3YIPydVyQtA

[TrekkiesUnite118]

Oh god, we have to kill this with Star Trek Videos and fast!:

VhTHS83iMOU

[Cornholio857]

Nope, only William Shatner and his great musical talent can save us.

DvQwXOCKNLY

Better than Justin Bieber I must say. :cool:

[beef jerky man]

Those videos suck.

IUO32EGdEpg

[TrekkiesUnite118]

No, your videos suck.

dWBmaKk32fE

[NavesRegge]

Oh, come now. Star Trek only let's it live longer. Here's how you stop a thread:

kffacxfA7G4

Now, we wait. Beefjerkyman will arrive shortly to destroy this thread all over the place.

P.S. No worries. My mind hasn't totally been scarred. ;)

[TrekkiesUnite118]

I like this one better:

Sm6MFYpWXtg

[beef jerky man]

No, your videos suck.

IE3KdcTgrno

[beef jerky man]

PS- The creators of South Park are Jewish. Take that for what you will.

[TrekkiesUnite118]

Are you worthy enough to withstand the almighty jawwsumness that is 1983 HBO logo?:

i1NKoMNy5bY


PS- The creators of South Park are Jewish. Take that for what you will.

Anti-Semitic are we?

[NavesRegge]

Goddamnit! How will we defeat this unstoppable force of power?

I know!

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/669/hedgehogrunner.jpg

There. Respond to that!

[Cornholio857]

Oh, come now. Star Trek only let's it live longer. Here's how you stop a thread:

kffacxfA7G4

Now, we wait. Beefjerkyman will arrive shortly to destroy this thread all over the place.

P.S. No worries. My mind hasn't totally been scarred. ;)


Yeah.......Justin can kill just about anything. I'm not even gonna hit the Play button. I value my brain cells.

And to TrekkiesUnite118:
http://www.heavy-industries.net/steve/clap.gif
+1

[NavesRegge]

Are you worthy enough to withstand the almighty jawwsumness that is 1983 HBO logo?:

i1NKoMNy5bY


:shock: I can die now, and so can this thread. Nothing in life could top the jawuaweuasuauauaususomeness of that.

[beef jerky man]

Tom Leykis returning!

u-mllZV8F0I

WqmLERKuyOE

CbywGGsRdY4

[TrekkiesUnite118]

Don't worry! There are variations!:

TLAXoJctD-0

[beef jerky man]

Anti-Semitic are we?

They're Jewish... I said they were Jewish... why would you take that as racism?

Again- people like you project your disgusting thoughts onto me. You racist prick.

[beef jerky man]

I would just like to remind everyone- I am NOT returning. I'm just dropping by. But you guys... are fascinating. Like a train wreck.

[TrekkiesUnite118]

They're Jewish... I said they were Jewish... why would you take that as racism?

Again- people like you project your disgusting thoughts onto me. You racist prick.

You brought it up as though their being Jewish was something wrong or a reason to not take the Justin Bieber dying video seriously. A better response on your part to avoid being accused of being Anti-Semitic would have been to say "Who cares it's South Park."

Sorry but people accusing you of stuff because you post before you think is no reason to go around accusing other people of things.

Back on topic, MORE HBO!:

8hmrg-coHfQ

[beef jerky man]

You brought it up as though their being Jewish was something wrong or a reason to not take the Justin Bieber dying video seriously. A better response on your part to avoid being accused of being Anti-Semitic would have been to say "Who cares it's South Park."

Sorry but people accusing you of stuff because you post before you think is no reason to go around accusing other people of things.


Uh, to quote myself-


PS- The creators of South Park are Jewish. Take that for what you will.

Where you do see any mention of it being wrong or of Bieber dying?

That's why I said take it as you will. I know people like you would've perceived it at being racist no matter what I said. As for why I mentioned it- shrugs- I just thought someone may want to know more about the people who create the shows they love.

[beef jerky man]

More Leykis:

KS7WJlGit8E

[TrekkiesUnite118]

Sure, and it had nothing to do with your anger that they killed your idol in their show.:roll:

In other news, HBO MUSIC!:

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[beef jerky man]

Sure, and it had nothing to do with your anger that they killed your idol in their show.:roll:



It's called being objective.

Back on topic-

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[TrekkiesUnite118]

You cannot compete with HBO, they have 24 hour entertainment!:

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[beef jerky man]

Who the fuck still watches HBO?

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[TrekkiesUnite118]

42 million people dude:

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They used this one before Fraggle Rock!

[beef jerky man]

42 million people dude:



Out of a planet of about 7 billion people. It reminds me of my grandparents who still use VHS.

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[TrekkiesUnite118]

Out of a planet of about 7 billion people. It reminds me of my grandparents who still use VHS.


It's more people than those who own a Sega Genesis or even a 360 in that same 7 billion people:

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That's how they made it!

[beef jerky man]

It's more people than those who own a Sega Genesis or even a 360 in that same 7 billion people:



So what. It sucks. The Genesis doesn't.

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[TrekkiesUnite118]

I'd rather watch HBO than Justin Bieber:

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[beef jerky man]

Goddamn is this stuff delicious.

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[TrekkiesUnite118]

How much longer can you last against the jawsumness of 1980's HBO?:

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[beef jerky man]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/17645971098/plate_of_watermelon-856.jpg

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[TrekkiesUnite118]

I think we are almost there, there is no longer any coherent thought in his posts, they are just random pictures that are bubbling out of his brain. Just a bit more 1980s HBO should end it:

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[beef jerky man]

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[TrekkiesUnite118]

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[beef jerky man]

Nothing is random. Everything has a reason. A very concise reason.

[beef jerky man]

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[TrekkiesUnite118]

Seriously, just stop, you fail at trolling.

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And didn't you say you were leaving and not returning a few pages ago? Seriously take your pedo desires with Justin Bieber and leave.

[nathanallan]

10 pages started by a backdoor man. Wow, I'm out.

/and my post makes it 11 pages.

[beef jerky man]

And didn't you say you were leaving and not returning a few pages ago?

What part of "I'm just dropping by" don't you understand? You goddamn buffoon.

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[TrekkiesUnite118]

You dropped by, now you can leave:

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[beef jerky man]

You dropped by, now you can leave:



No, you're right.

Anyway, it's been nice seeing you all. Bye.

[drunkex]

Tom Leykis returning!

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highly informative

[drunkex]

I have to admit it. I haven't laughed this hard since that one thread made a couple months ago titled "Sega CD Jew Cases".

Sega makes cases store Jews in? :daze:

[Rusty Venture]

No, SEGA quit making those cases in 1996.

[runback22]

Forget thread of the year.....I vote this the greatest thread of all time on all the internets..........

[Cornholio857]

I will say this, thank you Drunkex for making this thread. I haven't laughed this much in a long time!!! This thread made it an interesting weekend to say the least.

Second funniest thread on here was the one I mentioned before, the "Sega CD Jew Case" one.

[zyo]

Jesus Christ. What kind of retarded shit head joins a forum, makes less than a handful of posts, then proceeds to tell everyone about their romp down the hershey highway that results in some drunk girl bleeding out her ass and needing to be taken to the hospital? What the fuck is wrong with you?

I'm actually pretty happy to see this post, 4chan is blocked on my work computer.

[cleeg]

This really isn't very funny, I'm a nurse and look after people with GI (bum) bleeds (for other reasons than this I'll add) and they can be life threatening. Make sure she keeps an eye on this, if she keeps passing fresh blood or black stools then make sure she goes to the Doctor.

Not really the best forum for this kind of thing if you ask me, did you post this by accident thinking it was a different forum? Please don't answer that last one, but do make sure she's OK.

[Jesse813]

this thread use to be somewhat funny but due to Beef Jerky Man usual thread antics now taking place here i have only this to say
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[OldSchool]

I was going to reply... but then noticed it was already on page 11, lol. What could I possibly add at this point that hasn't already been said?...


this thread use to be somewhat funny but due to Beef Jerky Man usual thread antics now taking place here i have only this to say
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that made me laugh out loud:!:

thank you

[j_factor]

I had no idea this forum was so full of closet cases.

...Ok, yes I did.

Protip: Always use the stall furthest from the door.

[Rusty Venture]

Not really the best forum for this kind of thing if you ask me, did you post this by accident thinking it was a different forum?

Now you're just stating the blatantly obvious.

[PHANTOM2040]

Okay so I met this girl last night and we got good and drunk together, took her back to my room. Being as it was taking so long she decided to let me in the back door. It just went right in no lube or anything, and it came out clean more or less, kinda like in porn. But unlike in a porno, she went to the bathroom and screamed, she crapped blood afterward. So I took her to the I NOVA, and she didn’t want me to stay there, in case she had to call her dad, so she kissed me goodbye. Now I’m home, and I’m just wondering if I like seriously injured this girl.

No pictures?:confused:

[runback22]

Anyone here suffer from that not so fresh feeling?

[Rusty Venture]

Apparently someone named Masha does.

[Cornholio857]

Anyone here suffer from that not so fresh feeling?

Hell no, I shower daily. :p

[Baloo]

Wow, this is definitely the most bizarre topic I've seen here on Sega-16. Winner of most ridiculous thread ever?

[drunkex]

No pictures?:confused:

Maybe next time she's over I'll try and take some pics with my DSi and upload them.

[Guntz]

Why does that sound really wrong to me? (using a Nintendo product for that sort of purpose...)

[ThunderForce]

This thread has run its course.

*Reported*

P.S.: Really gentlemen?

[Joe Redifer]

I am not going to bother reading this entire thread because I am really sick of all the babysitting that needs to be done here at Sega-16. Why do so many prepubescent children feel the need to post here?