Ask a Question, Answer a Question

[VinnyT]

It'll quickly spread like a virus, but only if people play. You simply answer the question above you, then ask your own. It's addictiveness is in it's simplicity!

We begin!



Who can take a rainbow, wrap it in a sigh, soak it in the sun and make a groovy lemon pie?

[Genesis Knight]

The Candy Man.

Who is faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound?

[Joe Redifer]

Jesus Christ

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Melf]

Lotta wood.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[VinnyT]

Dr. Zoidberg

How does one become there own grampa?

[Vyse of Arcadia]

Time Travel

How many boards could the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored? (Thank you, Mr. Watterson.)

[Joe Redifer]

Mongols would hoard all the boards they could hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored.

Which is better, Sega Genesis or Ford Focus?


.

[Zebbe]

Sega Genesis.

How much should I pay for a Nomad?

[Mr Smith]

€100 and one maiden of virtue true.

Did you get stuck at that hateful barrel of hate in Carnival Night Zone 2?

[Nazza]

Yes, but the giant spinning wheel in Lava Reef 2 got me stuck a hell of a lot more.

It's a well-known fact that Chuck Norris' roundhouse is an unstoppable force and his chin is an immovable object. If he kicked himself in the face would the universe implode?

[Genesis Knight]

No, but I'd buy a BowFlex.

Who can thrill you more than any ghost would ever dare to try?

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

The Anal Intruder Biker Edition Deluxe model with the real feeling, beer gut, hairy chest & tattoos.

Where's my bitch?

[VinnyT]

You told her to wait in the truck

Does the Wii have a chance now with Nintendo's pricing?

[Novaka]

only God could answer that one... Yes

Will the PS3 die right away?

[Vyse of Arcadia]

Hopefully.

Why?

[VinnyT]

Because we like you!

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

[Mr Smith]

Who cares?

Should questions in this topic be answered with questions?

[VinnyT]

Why?

Will Alfonso Ribero win Celebrity Duets?

[Vyse of Arcadia]

I have a gut feeling that says....maybe.

When?

[Melf]

Sometime after we begin what was already finished halfway through.

Why does Link still look like a girl even when he's all grown up?

[VinnyT]

Cause Elfs are Omnisexual.

Do ya do ya want my love?

[Vyse of Arcadia]

No thanks, I'm good.

If you hit someone with a prosthetic leg, is that considered kicking?

[VinnyT]

It's considered hilarious, especially if it was the victims own prosthetic leg.

Why are there so many songs about Rainbows, and whats on the other side?

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

Because I have £50 on it down the book makers whether they're necessary or not.

Who was the better military tactician? Adolf Hitler or Lord Nelson?

[VinnyT]

Umm, http://us.tv1.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/the_simpsons/nancy_cartwright/char_nelson.jpg

If you could be anything you wanted you'd be dissappointed, am I right?

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

No, how can living in a hareem dissappoint?

Chinese or Indian tonight?

[Mr Smith]

Chinese.

Playstation or N64?

[Zebbe]

PlayStation.

Commodore 64 or Nintendo 64?

[VinnyT]

N64

How many were on their way to St. Ives?

[Vyse of Arcadia]

42

Why do "Got Milk" ads fill me with rage?

[Mendicant]

Why not?
May a moody baby doom a yam?

[Mr Smith]

Erm... yes?

The recent quotes from the Pope have cause moral outrage in the Muslim world. Some accuse the west of being anti-Islam,claiming that if comments were anti-semitic then the entire western would be up in arms, others claim it is Islam that is over-reacting and being hypocritical, especially in the wake of Iran's various taunts regarding Israel. What's the strangest think you've ever bought when shopping?

[VinnyT]

Rice Soda

Why do the Cleveland Browns have to suck SOOOO much?

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

Because they're twinned with Accrington Stanley.

Do I get a 360 next weekend or don't I?

[VinnyT]

Yes

Why the hell can't The Godfather games come out on Gamecube so I can actually play it?

[Mr Smith]

I'm sure they'll release a PC version as well. All EA games (no exceptions) are over-rated crap that seem good in theory but in practice suck.

What is rice soda?

[Zebbe]

Yeah, Dark Castle is really over-rated and good in theory.

(OT: Zebbe, don't break the string of the game please!)

A: Rice soda was a sprite-ish drink made with rice I found at a local Korean shop

Q: I've been think about my doorbell, when ya gonna ring it, when ya gonna ring it?

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

Maybe when I visit Philip in Narvic I'll ring it on the way through.

What game should I get for my 360?

[Flash1087]

Dead Rising or The Godfather, if that's the kind of thing you're into.



There's this girl I really like who already has a boyfriend and they've been going out for a while. What do I do?

[VinnyT]

Kill him. Or if the other guys a jerk, just keep coming in to the situation, and try to look MUCH better than what she has now.

Does this look like a "Q" to you?

[David J.]

Yes.

Do you think that the Tourettes guy is real?

[Flash1087]

No way. The one where he wakes up next to the M&M's guy ruined the illusion for me.


Anybody here gonna go see the Transformers live-action movie?

[Mr Smith]

I'd love to but I'd rarther slip into a coma.

What was the last book you read?

[Drixxel]

'Cosmos' by Carl Sagan.

What was the last thing you ate?

[VinnyT]

Corned beef and Pastrami and cole slaw on rye.

Stupid soggy slaw.

[Flash1087]

THAT'S NOT A QUESTION!

[Mendicant]

Neither was that.
Why did people stop asking questions??

[Mr Smith]

The temptation to deviate is sometimes too strong to be ignored.

Who really shot JFK?

[VinnyT]

Wasn't he shot in the war? So it may be kind of hard to identify him now....

Oh wait, do you mean John F. Kerry?

Q: Can't I make a mistake once in awhile?

[Flash1087]

No. Never.


Everyone knows I'm kidding, right?

[VinnyT]

Your only kidding when no one got the joke, irony works like that.

How long until we finally have a review for every single 16 bit Sega game in existance?

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

When someone has too much time on their hands.

Does every man live in his own universe?

[Henry Spencer]

No, every man lives in their own dreams.

What tastes better - Pizza or Pasta?

[Flash1087]

Errr...depends on where it's from, but for the most part I vote pizza.

Who's your favorite Batman actor?

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

Adam West.

Scum or From Enslavement to Obliteration?

[Flash1087]

From Enslavement to Obliteration because it has "Cock-Rock Alienation", but truth be told most Napalm Death stuff isn't my cup of tea.

Catch-22 or Streetlight Manifesto?

[Mr Smith]

Catch-22.

What is the best video game ever?

[dougfunnie]

Bruce Lee (Atari 8 bit)

Did Jimmy Ray really have a sex change to become a woman?

[VinnyT]

Yes, and along the way he said "Hey Babe! Take a walk on the wild side! I said 'Hey Babe! Take a walk on the wild side' Heh, Alright!"

Was I born 30 years too late?

[David J.]

Yes.

What is the best way to get this pretty damn pristine '76 Buick with less than 20,000 miles for next to nothing, or in my hands for a few grand?

[VinnyT]

Obviously your only solution is murder.

Hey Spider, where the fucks my drink?

[Flash1087]

That bandage on your foot is bigger than your head, Vinny.

You ever listen to K-Billy's "Super Sounds of the Seventies"?

[VinnyT]

It's my personal favorite

How long can we live this way?
How long 'till the rain stops coming down?

[tAK]

ask a weather man.. and you still wont know.

how many wrong answers to questions that have right ones have been given so far?

[VinnyT]

Aprox. 12

Whats with Greys Anatomy being a repeat suddenly?

[sega fan]

easy, the broadcasters have nothing else but grey's anatomy to show

what is the sound of one hand clapping

[VinnyT]

Just an odd sound of your fingers hitting the palm of the same hand.

I have heard you enjoy prancing around like an idiot, is this true?

[Mr Smith]

Yes and I do it in a frilly pink skirt and floral blouse.

Who is the greatest human being alive (please note that the correct answer is Patrick Stewart)?

[Flash1087]

Clint Howard.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

[VinnyT]

My daddy is the older guy in my house and he is a postman?

You ever drive behind that guy who goes REEEEEEEEEEEEALY SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?

[Flash1087]

Usually, I AM that guy.

Anyone here follow 24?

[VinnyT]

None of us are 25's.

Get it?

[Mendicant]

No sir-ree bob.

If a Cow can "moo", can a Moo "cow"?

[VinnyT]

You never know until you try

Cat got your tounge? EARL got your tounge?

[Mendicant]

You must look within, for only then will the answer reveal it self.

Can you help me occupy my brain?

[Drixxel]

I'll mobilize the troops and have the shores of consciousness under an iron-fisted Mendicant rule by lunchtime.

What is your most hated vegetable?

[VinnyT]

Most likely eggplant

Why doesn't anyone believe me when I tell them they could pretty much finish there christmas shopping at RadioShack?

[Mendicant]

BECAUSE...

...

Does anyone know the name of an Alien-type arcade light-gun game?

[Mr Smith]

Area 51 released by Atari in 1995 (Wikipedia Link) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_51_%28arcade_game%29)

If you could nominate one member of the Sega-16 forums to be President/Dictator of the World who would it be?

[VinnyT]

Ken, obviously

Why are Cold Stone Cremery milkshakes so damn addicting?

[Zebbe]

They have lots of sugar in them.

Why does the Jap version of Phantasy Star II have better drum sound than the English versions???

[VinnyT]

Cause Japan hated SOA

Teancious D's movie bombed, yet it was still awesome, will the DVD sales be ANY help to make profit?

[Flash1087]

Perhaps. Mallrats only actually started making money once it was out on VHS. I'm honestly really surprised to see Pick of Destiny doing that bad, though.

Did anyone here see Casino Royale? What did you think (and there IS a right answer to this)?

[Mr Smith]

A) Casino Royale is simply the most awesomest Bond film in a very, very long time. It removes the political correctness that had dogged it since the late Moore films, it's all action, Bond is a man again, it's got gambling, the story is great, it is simply one of the best Bond films, if not the best, ever made. Craig is also a great Bond and how he performed the roll really sticks two fingers up at those people who moaned, "You can't have a blond Bond".

If of course you are talking about the 1967 David Niven version: It's tosh.

Q) Which would you rather be a superhero or supervillain?

[Kikoskia]

A) Superhero. They don't make statues of supervillians, unless you happen to have no superheroes around to beat you or they're too weak to put up much of a fight. Although supervillians do make a good anti-hero whena bigger villian comes along and they have to work with the hero to save the world... so he can take it over instead of the bigger, badder guy.

But either way, a superhero is remembered for being a hero. Villians tend to get their just desserts later.

Q) Why must people make newer games more complicated? Have people forgotten the simple fun of simple games?

[VinnyT]

It seems to simply reflect how the older crowd has really become major video game fans, and games need to become more challenging to accomodate the older (ergo smarter) people buying and playing the games. I agree though, they still should try going back to just fun games, not "How hard can we make this game and how pretty can we make it?"

WHO DEY?!

[Elusive]

It seems to simply reflect how the older crowd has really become major video game fans, and games need to become more challenging to accomodate the older (ergo smarter) people buying and playing the games. I agree though, they still should try going back to just fun games, not "How hard can we make this game and how pretty can we make it?"

WHO DEY?!

DUNNO BUT DAY GON' GIT YA

What's the largest amount of money that you've ever spent in one go?

(I remember some old games being very complicated. Ever wrestled with a text parser in a text-adventure game for hours before coming up with the right verb/sentence? 'pick up book' 'look at book' 'open book' 'turn page of book' 'examine book' and so on. :bang: to the max)

[VinnyT]

Probably $200 on my RIo Carbon last year. I still need to put down more on a car, whenever that's happening.

Do you want a Hawaiian Punch?

[Mendicant]

Not in the face...NOT IN THE FACE!!

...what is this... that stands before me?

[Flash1087]

Figure in black which points at me, turn around quick and start to run, turns out I'm the chosen one, ohhhhh nooooo!

ARE YOU A GOD?

[Mr Smith]

No

[Zebbe]

YES! I am my own God!

Will Swedish astronaut Christer Fuglesang reach space on Friday?

[Kikoskia]

All the voices in my head said I am, so I guess so... Yes, I must be... >_>

Considering that at university they teach you that it's actually possible, what IS the square root of minus one?

[VinnyT]

according to Google:

i

Why must Tum-Tum continue eating through out the day?

[Flash1087]

He's fated to.

What was your face before your parents met?

[Mendicant]

A little bit like the square root of minus one, actually.

I know where I came from, but where did all you zombies come from?

[VinnyT]

The Bronx

Are there any Burger Kings left with frozen Coke machines?

[Flash1087]

I live about two blocks away from one.

Does anyone here have a Halo Burger near them, or is that just a Michigan thing?

[VinnyT]

Probably

So wait, now Microsoft is opening up game themed burger shops too?

[Flash1087]

Not really. The difference between eating at Halo Burger and playing Halo is that when you go to Halo Burger, you don't get that sinking feeling that you're playing a drab, generic sci-fi shooter from 1997. ZIIING!

Speaking of coincidentally game themed burger places, does anyone live near a Sonic's and are they any good?

[VinnyT]

Whenever I'm in Southern Ohio, or Kentucky, I have to eat at a Sonics! It's just awesome food, the burgers are just the begining. If I had the money I'd seriously consider opening a Cleveland area resturaunt.

But can a brotha get a Weinerschnitzel in the east US?

[Flash1087]

I dunno, ever tried Frankenmuth? It's a Bavarian wet dream up there, I'm tellin' ya.

Alright, so you remember the girl I mentioned earlier? Nothing's changed. Now what do I do?

[VinnyT]

Obviously your only solution is murder.

Haven't we had this conversation already?

[Flash1087]

No, you told someone looking for a cheap Buick to murder someone. All you told ME to do was make the other guy look like a jerk.

So...is it weird that it's just us doing this, now?

[VinnyT]

Not really. That's bound to happen in a game like this.

Shake & Bake?

[Flash1087]

Taste the waste, boy, taste the waste.

Shake and Steak?

[VinnyT]

I believe it's Steak and Shake, and also I hate potato stiks, so any restraunt that serves them and claims they're normal fries loses points with me.

Why am I working at 8 AM when no one comes in RadioShack until 10?

[Flash1087]

MALL HOURS. I know those all too well, my EB is now open from 8-10 every weekday, and after the holidays our operation hours will become 9-10 permanently.

Does this mean I was a terrible person in a past life?

[Mendicant]

Only if you consider murderous clowns to be terrible...
Do you ... YAHOO!??

[Mr Smith]

Occasionally but I have been trying to quit.

If you were invisible for one day what would you do?

[VinnyT]

If it was an off day, i'd go to all my friends houses and mess with them, then go to a restraunt a steal food. Then i'd go to random peoples houses and pull a Haunting Starring Poulterguy.

Why is it when some guy on tv claims he knows where i'm pointing on the screen, he's always wrong.

[Flash1087]

Does that happen a lot to you? I mean, I don't really see that being a common enough occurence.

YOU LIKE CASTLEVANIA, DON'T YOU?

[Mendicant]

...Yes. (Unplugs controller from Player 1 slot and plugs it into Player 2 slot.)

Why do Hot dogs come in packages of 10 but Hot Dog buns come in packages of 8?

[VinnyT]

Because your buying the wrong size hot dogs

You do know what hapened to the man who got everything he ever wanted?

[Mendicant]

He got himself a jelly donut and rode into the night.

Can you could still eat a bucket of chicken while you're riding a motor bike...?

[VinnyT]

If the bucket is attached a like a feedbag

House or Grey's Anatomy?

[Flash1087]

House, but to be fair I've never actually watched Grey's Anatomy.

Family Guy or Futurama?

[Zebbe]

Futurama.

What do you want from Santa Claus this year?

[Mr Smith]

The hurting to stop.

Who would win in a fist fight, George W Bush or Vladimir Putin?

[Zebbe]

Putin. His fists are poisonous.

Shower or bath?

[Flash1087]

Shower. I can no longer bear the idea of wallowing in my own filth anymore than I have to.

Quizno's or Tubby's?

[VinnyT]

Quizno's prime rib sub is king!

In the 1960's there was a young man that graduated from the University of Michigan. Did some brilliant work in mathematics. Specifically bounded harmonic functions. Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor. Showed amazing potential. Then he moved to Montana, and blew the competition away. Know who he was?

[Mendicant]

Theodore J. Kaczynski.
Why?

[Kikoskia]

Why not?

Why can't people read one of SIX signs that says 'Tickets available at any till' and instead ask a person who is far too busy to answer?

[VinnyT]

Because you're special

Hey, do ya like apples?

[Kikoskia]

Nope. Can't stand them.

What stupid laws are there in your town that haven't been repealed yet? :)

[Mr Smith]

I believe English people can kill any Welsh, in a market town, with a bow and arrow, on a Sunday. This could be urban myth though.

Pizza or pasta?

[Zebbe]

PIZZA.

Swedish meatballs or Swedish pancakes? :D

[Kikoskia]

...Pancakes. They sound less likely to kill me. :)

Dark Castle or Barney's Hide and Seek Game?

[VinnyT]

Barney, simply because I can actually move around with out falling down steps, and count stuff

Where's Olive?

[Mendicant]

Hanging from a branch somewhere...

Red suite, boots of black... big sack of toys hanging off his back; how much does he weigh? How do those reindeer pull his sleigh?

[Mr Smith]

I think that's a question you should ask your parents and you might want to prepare yourself for a life changing answer.

If you could travel back to one point in history, which would you go to?

[Zebbe]

The Viking Age.

What should Fonzie create now that the Megacart is finished and released?

[KillerBean2]

A pocket sized Game Gear with a crystal clear screen and 3000 hours of battery life.

Who's paler than the fourth horseman's horse?

[VinnyT]

The 5th Horsemans! lol

I'm thinking of doing a Developers Den soon, but on a smaller company, like Nick did. Any ideas?

[Mendicant]

A couple, actually.

What's a Developer's Den?

[VinnyT]

http://www.sega-16.com/Developers%20Den-%20Zyrinx.php
A introspective on a certain game developer.

And what were these ideas then?

[Mendicant]

...er CRI Middleware Co., Ltd. ... Gau Entertainment ... Delphine... and/or David Crane?

Does that help?

[VinnyT]

Sure, if I wasn't at work i'd look them up.

Why do I keep forgetting it's christmas eve?

[Elusive]

Why do I keep forgetting it's christmas eve?

Because you're not seven years old and willing to wake up at three AM tomorrow. Pretty soon you'll be saying 'bah, humbug' like it's second nature.

What the hell are fingernails for?

[VinnyT]

Bah H- I mean probably so we could pick up small objects. And to provide us with something to trap dirt so our fingers look like we just dug a hole with our hands.

Is it to late to put together a secret santa for the site?

[Flash1087]

Yes, unless you can fly. In which case you can fly against the Earth's rotation and warp time, bringing us back to sometime around Thanksgiving, which would be the ideal time to bring up something like that.

This won't be answerable until later in the day, but...get anything cool for Christmas?

[VinnyT]

I can already answer, since I got ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING!

Why bother?

[Mr Smith]

Don't bother it's too much effort.

Assuming reincarnation is true, what animal would you like to be in your next life and why?

[VinnyT]

Probably a cat. I can sit around all day and not do shit and still get loved by half of the worlds population.

kdlgl;kjsdgh?

[Flash1087]

Hit 'delete' and you'll turn into Freakazoid!

I'm kinda hungry, but what exactly am I hungry for?

[Mr Smith]

You're hungry for love.

What do you want your last words to be?

[Zebbe]

"Game Over"

What "new year promise" should I make this year?

[VinnyT]

Resolve to lose 15 1/38 lbs. Exactly.

Don't you know there's more to you than there is to you?

[Mendicant]

Nope. There's as much of me as there is. Not more, not less.


What do you want your last words to be?
I'd have gone with "You're next", actually. Preferably engraved on my tombstone, with an engraved hand pointing a finger in the general direction of the reader.

And speaking of tombstones...

What do you want on your tombstone?

[Flash1087]

"a small-headed man, of limited means, who lost a fight with a chicken"

Are you a man dreaming you were a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming you were a man?

[Mr Smith]

Niether, I am a man dressed up as a Panda. :D

If you were ruler of the world, what would be the first law you passed?

[VinnyT]

Lift Pete Rose's lifetime ban from MLB and put him in the hall of fame.

Seriously.

The governer introduces you to his daughter. She is currently being courted by Duke Montalblan. What do you do?

. Make Pleasant Conversation
. Propose Marriage

[Flash1087]

Make pleasant conversation. I can't compete with Duke Montalban.

What's Professor X's one weakness?

[Mr Smith]

Tic Tacs? Seriously, Patrick Stewart is awesome.

Which forum member would win in a fight to the death with all other forum members and why?

[VinnyT]

Ken, because we'd simply let him win, probably.

Why do you have the stereo on if you're watching tv?

[Flash1087]

I JUST LIKE KNOWING IT'S THERE!

What was the last music CD you purchased? And it has to actually be a physical copy, too.

[Mr Smith]

I bought a Terrance Trent Darby CD for my mum last year. For personal consumption I have not bought a CD since Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls.

What's your favourite colour?

[VinnyT]

I once got in trouble for spelling color "colour", and she wouldn't take the answer of "But that's how it's supposed to be spelled!"

And Orange.

Fox Trot suddenly stopped doing dailes; why wasn't I told?

[Flash1087]

Did it? I haven't noticed. My paper used to only get the Sundays for a while and then picked up the dailies, maybe it's just a regional thing.

Hey, who else misses Calvin and Hobbes?

[VinnyT]

OMG ME! I miss that SO MUCH! It pretty much taught me how to read. Seriously. I read books to my Kindergarten class before they even knew what "V"'s were.

Will you be a savior to the broken, and join the black parade?

[Flash1087]

Eww, no. Hell no.

"They brandished a gun, and pointed it directly at his face, and there, on the cobblestone roads, silence took over, and he said 'go ahead, son, but you're making a big mistake...don't you know who the f**k I am?"

[KillerBean2]

Ask my gun, if it cares.... BAAAM!


What's that smell?

[VinnyT]

SMELL THAT SHOE!

Do you love me today?

[Flash1087]

Lemme sleep on it.

Will you love me forever?

[VinnyT]

Not today!

What the hell is Tim Allen doing on Inside the Actors Studio?

[Flash1087]

What are you talking about? I've never been on Inside The Actor's Studio.

Hey, remember when I reviewed James Bond: The Duel and nobody knew who 'Tim Allen' was?

*EDIT* OH SNAP, POST 500!

[VinnyT]

That's you! Wow. I meant the comedian Tim Allen. Not that I hate the guy, cause i've read his books, and he can be pretty funny, but he doesn't fit on inside the actors studio.

So yeah, i've never done my taxes before. What do I do?

[Flash1087]

Find someone who does know how, odds are your folks have a friend who can do them or something. It worked for me, and if I can do it, anyone can.

My big New Year's Resolution this year is to re-watch the entire nine-season run of X-Files, does this make me a bad person?

[VinnyT]

Only if you treat it like a documentary.

Has anyone tried this Coacaine energy drink yet?

[Flash1087]

I sure haven't. Haven't even heard of it actually.

Speaking of energy drinks, what's up with Full Throttle Blue Agave? It's good, but I can only find it at one store in town and the can is bilingual English/Spanish. What's the deal?

On a side note, VinnyT, I found out FoxTrot no longer does dailies at all. I guess it's better than being canceled.

[VinnyT]

The Full Throttle sounds like a classic case of market testing, since i've never actually seen the Blue Agave.

Oh Favio! Why am I so unhappy?

[Mr Smith]

You are unhappy because you have too many possessions and it would make you feel happy to give them all to me.

Shouldn't this topic be left to die a natural death, since only two of you are reguarly posting in it?

[VinnyT]

No, considering you just broke the trend. And in the past of this game being at other boards, it's normal for 1-3 people to be the onlys ones for awhile, until some others start playing again. It can have it's dead moments, but I'll probably always be here to revive it.

How do you do.......................................That thing with your mouth?

[Flash1087]

Proper diet and exercise.

Tell me, have you ever really, really really ever loved a woman?

[VinnyT]

I think so.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Image:Battletoads.jpg
Is this BattleToads?

[Flash1087]

No, it's Doom 3. (http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Is_this_Battletoads)

DO YUO LIEK MUDKIPS?

[VinnyT]

I prayfur SNORELACKS!!!!!!!

Bored much?

[Flash1087]

Good lord, you have no idea.

Is that a Little Miss Sunshine sig?

[VinnyT]

Yeah, I got the DVD the day it came out and that's pretty much my favorite pic from the movie.

I can't find this extinct animal that was some sort of blue elk that was killed for dog food. What the hell am I talking about?

[Flash1087]

I asked my sister, who's something of an animal expert, and she had no idea.

Hunted for dog food like how? Like, made into meat chunks or something?

[VinnyT]

Actually, I read up on it. Apparantly the book was talking about an ancient type of deer that was hunted by assorted tribes for food, sometimes for their dogs. But this happened when tribes were still actve around the world, seemingly in America and Africa. And it was called a Blue Buck in the book. I found it on Amazon, when I get it i'll scan the page.

Has anyone laughed at the link in Elusives sig?

[Flash1087]

I did. I remember abusing Pornolize quite a bit when I first heard about it.

If I want love, then I need to know, why does it always feel like I'm caught in an undertow?

[VinnyT]

The moths beat themselves to death against the lights. Adding their breeze to the summer nights.

Ice Age heat wave, can't complain, if the worlds at large why should I remain?

[Flash1087]

Walked away to another plan, gonna find another place, maybe one I can stand.

Well, uh-uh, baby, I ain't got no plan, we'll float on maybe would you understand?

[VinnyT]

The days get shorter and the nights get cold.
I like the autumn but this place is getting old.

You Wasted Life, Why Wouldnt You Waste Death?

[Flash1087]

That was that and this is this, you tell me what you want I'll tell you what you get: you get away from me. You get away from me.

The ocean breathes salty, won't you carry it in?

[Mendicant]

Awwwwww... hell no!!

You Wasted Life, Why Wouldnt You Waste Death?
Because... *AHEM*
Death shouldn't be rushed, one should savor it like fine wine and enjoy it's aroma.

Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?

[VinnyT]

Don't worry, I took out it's poison, now it's a belt.

Toyota Camry or a Buick Skylark. Both '91's, both $1000. What do I pick?

[Flash1087]

Well, whichever runs better, obviously, but if the only choice is asthetic preference I'd get the Camry, myself.

What's your take on Heath Ledger playing The Joker?

[Mendicant]

Shoulda' been Mark Hamill. MARK HAMILL I SAY!!
When is the next Batman movie coming out, anyways?

[Flash1087]

June 2008.

YOU GONNA BE THERE OR WHAT?

[VinnyT]

Most likely What.

My new Xbox still hasn't come in the mail yet, and it was shipped Friday. Was I screwed over?

[Flash1087]

I dunno...

where'd you get it, eBay?

[VinnyT]

Yeah, but it was actually brought to my house via UPS about 5 minutes after I posted.

So, does Vice City have some master cheat code, or will I probably need a Action Replay?

[Flash1087]

I think you'll need an Action Replay, or one of those dedicated Vice City cheat discs, although that might be a touch harder to find by now.

Why do you need cheats for Vice City, anyway?

[VinnyT]

Just incase I get bored and want to start doing all the invincible/all weapons/ helicoper stuff.

My Xbox on Ebay had some porn slipped in one of the games. Do I ship it back, or keep it and lie?

[Flash1087]

You mean like porn in the case itself? I'd keep it.

What kind of porn are we talkin', here?

[VinnyT]

Black Porn. XXX Vin Diesel Any sexual position thought of ever porn. Unfortunatly, i'm not all that attracted to black women per se, so it's not a huge thing for me personally.

I've fallen in love with Kancho cookies. Where can I find this stuff in bulk?

[Flash1087]

Not a clue, sorry.

Is it Japanese or something?

[VinnyT]

Korean I believe. I found them in a local Korean place.

Why does it have to snow so hard everytime I'm ready to get my car?

[Flash1087]

I live in Michigan, you'll get no sympathy from me regarding snowfall!

Speaking of which, was it unseasonably warm through Christmas for anyone else here?

[VinnyT]

Yeah, just like last year. Then right before New Years, WHAM!

Is it bad to name a new car?

[Flash1087]

No.

What'd you wind up getting and what'd you name it?

[VinnyT]

'93 Ford Tempo, 2 Door, Red. I still haven't thought of a good female name.

How do those old antique lamps work that turn on simply by touching it?

[Flash1087]

Something about your finger hitting it completing the circuit, I believe. I may be waaaay off, but I think when you touch the base the circuit is completed and energy can flow to the bulb. How it keeps working when you remove your finger is beyond me, though.

So...is it just me, or have we become much better friends because of this thread?

[VinnyT]

I can see it happening a bit, but it's still a few posts on a message board. I mean, you're still in Michigan, which isn't all that far away.

Where are you in Micigan anyway?

[Flash1087]

Port Huron, right on the thumb.

Where are you in Ohio and what's your proximity to Bowling Green and/or Columbus?

[VinnyT]

Actually i'm pretty much down the street 20 minutes from Cleveland.

Is high fiving a corpse at a funeral and yelling "funeral five!" in bad taste?

[David J.]

Nope. It's good to have a good attitude about those things. You can't be sad all of the time you know, and I'm sure who ever died doesn't want you to be moaping about.

Where's the paper towels?

[Mr Smith]

They have all be stolen by Gnomes.

Blonde, brunette or redhead? Feel free to include pictures in your answer.

[Flash1087]

Any. I prefer redheads but given that there's maybe three redheaded girls that live in my area (and one of them already dumped me) I've learned to not be picky. When you're a guy that looks like I do, you can't afford to be picky.

So I just got back from a Steve and Barry's, and I was wondering, what's the deal with 90% of men's pants at stores fitting like girl-pants nowadays?

[VinnyT]

Cause stupid emo kids need to show the world there tiny penis's

Does anybody else hate those "Monkeys in the business world" commercials?

[Flash1087]

I don't think I've seen them, actually.

What about those 'offended caveman' ones? I like those, I have to admit.

[VinnyT]

Yeah, but i'm still waiting for the damn gecko to come in during the caveman commercial and just verbally own him then leave. Don't know how he'd do it, but that would make me considering actually using them more. Probably not.

Why you wanna go and do me like that?
Come down on the street and dance with me

[Flash1087]

I'm alot like you, so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiiiiting...

I asked you to go to the Green Day concert, you said you'd never heard of them. How cool is that?

[VinnyT]

So I went to your room, and read your diary!
"Watching Grunge leg drop New Jack through a press table"


Then my heart stopped?

[Flash1087]

"Listening to Cio-Cio Sanz, fall in love all over again"

Whyyyyy are yooooouuuu so far awaaaaaaay from meeeeee?

[VinnyT]

I need help and you're way across the sea
I could never touch you
I think it would be wrong
I've got your letter
You've got my song

When you're on a holiday
You can't find the words to say
All the things that come to you
And I wanna feel it too?

[Flash1087]

On an island in the sun
We'll be playing and having fun
And it makes me feel so fine
I can't control my brain

I know I should get next to you
You've got a look that made me think you're cool
But it's just sexual attraction
Not something real so I'd rather keep wackin'
why bother?

[VinnyT]

it's gonna hurt me
It's gonna kill when you desert me
This happened to me twice before
It won't happen to me anymore
I've known a lot of girls before
What's the harm in knowin' one more?

Care to pick a new band?

[Flash1087]

Yeah, you should know this.

Then I might stop and look upon your face
Disappear in the sweet, sweet gaze
See the living that surrounds me
Dissipate in a violet blaze
Can't you see what you've done to my heart,
and soul?

[VinnyT]

Sure, pick the band I was listening too earlier....
Interpol.

Who's got the Super Bowl win tommorow?

[Flash1087]

Colts.

What do I win if I've called it?

[Mr Smith]

At odds of 1/3 you won't win a great deal.

How can people geuniuly like American Football? They move for about two metres before pausing for half and hour, before moving for another few metres, followed by another lengthy pause.

[VinnyT]

Cause our tiny American brains can only process such lengths, unlike the rest of the world who loves soccer and can actually watch a non-stop game that can end in a tie. Americans hate tie's in most instances.

Is it even worth betting if even betting against the Colts which will probably bring you nothing much?

[Flash1087]

Given that the Colts won I'm feeling pretty smug right now.

However, I only caught a tiny portion of the game, were any of the commercials noteworthy?

[VinnyT]

Not really. They were barely notable, maybe except for the two guys eating a Snickers bar that end up kissing.

Are you laughing yet?

[Flash1087]

Yes.

What does that say about me as a person?

[VinnyT]

Your not a homophobe.

Will my article on music bomb?

[Flash1087]

No, I don't think so. It actually has the potential to be pretty funny, at the very least interesting.

Speaking of articles, I'd really like to do another review since everyone seemed okay with my first one, but are there any worthwhile Genesis games left to review?

[VinnyT]

Probably around 100-200.

Pirates! Gold is open....

And what's going to make my article funny?

[Flash1087]

Your article could be funny simply because I wanna hear some of the stuff people admit to listening to during Genesis games. I actually won a game of Mortal Kombat 2 thanks to Weird Al's first album, once.

And you know, maybe I will review Pirates' Gold, think I should go for it?

[VinnyT]

Sure. I was going too but I haven't played it well enough to really give a proper telling.

Wanna buy a phone?

[Flash1087]

Yes and no. I am in sort of a market for a new phone, but I have to re-plate my car and there's a bunch of 360 and Wii games coming out soon that I need and a man's gotta have priorities.

Why, what kind of phone is it?

[VinnyT]

I dunno. Any damn phone from Radio Shack would be nice. Our store isn't known for selling them very well, mostly because all of out customers have phones now and repeat business is almost non existant.

Why is this kitten laughing at me?
http://kittenwar.com/c_images/2006/04/27/69827.2.jpg

[Flash1087]

He may be reveling in your despair over not being able to sell any phones.

Tell you what, if I buy a phone from you, you have to come to my store and buy an Xbox 360 with a warranty and a subscription to Game Informer, and make sure I ring you up. Deal?

[VinnyT]

I' rather it be a Wii, but I don't see a real problem with that. Just let me get money again.

Hoe did I forget to ask a question?

[Flash1087]

Oh, a Wii will work too.

Actually, I'd rather you bought a Wii, what was I thinking?

[VinnyT]

You were thinking about bout a little white tank top sitting right there in the middle by me
I was thinking about a long kiss man just gotta get goin' with a night like me
Well I know what I was feeling But What was I thinking?
But What was I thinking?

Who's smart idea was it to put USB ports so close to the edge on some computers that only cables can fit but nothing else, like a card reader, will work?

[Mendicant]

Someone who makes USB-extention cables for a living.
How do you pronounce "Gallumbits"?

[Flash1087]

Like it's spelled. 'gah-lum-bits'. Like "Gollum bits". Think of Gollums' sensitive manparts everytime you have to pronounce it and you'll be fine.

I'm currently re-watching all of X-Files as part of my New Year's Resolution. Anyone else here like that show?

[VinnyT]

I only watched one episode, and that was only because it was centered around baseball. That one with the alien who plays negro leauge baseball and could've been playing in the majors before Jackie Robinson, but doesn't want the press because his otherworldyness would be eventualyl discovered.

I'm going along with my friend to buy a Wii tommorow morning. The store opens at 10, I work at 11 across town. Do I come into work late, call off, or just got to work like normal.

[GEN ESIS GAMER]

on sega radio they have music to listen to like you would a radio i think we could use that.

[Flash1087]

If you think you've a sliver of a chance calling it off, do that; otherwise go in late.

Remember like five pages back when I mentioned that girl I liked who had a boyfriend? Everyone thinks she likes me back instead but is too shy to say anything, but I just don't see it. Now what do I do?!

[VinnyT]

Take her out for a friendly date, then reveal at the end of the night the question you've been wanting to ask. She'll appreciate the free food and movie, and probably say no anyway, but you've now upgraded to "second fiddle boyfriend"

Just kidding, seriously though, do something with her then ask at the end her true feelings.

So, I finally sold a Sprint phone this morning. Can I go home early?

[Flash1087]

Yeah, sure, but only if you can cover for me on Tuesday.

How exactly should I break it to her, gently...or romantically?

[VinnyT]

Romantically! It's almost Valentines Day, it'll be perfect!

Why are you asking me anyway? I'm not exactly one of those love collumists from the paper.

[Flash1087]

Yeah, but being as you work for a Sega Genesis website I know I can trust your opinions.

Besides, isn't asking stuff the point of this thread?

[VinnyT]

Yeah, you got a point.

So, how are you gonna do it?

Too bad there's not much you can do after a blizzard.