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VinnyT
12-07-2006, 01:40 PM
Dear Friend,

I am Prince Fayad Musa H. Bolkiah, the eldest son of Prince Jefri
Bolkiah,
former Finance Minister of Brunei, the tiny oil-rich sultanate on the
Gulf
Island of Borneo.

I will save your time by not amplifying my extended royal family
history,
which has already been disseminated by the international media during
the
controversial dispute that erupted between my father and his
stepbrother,
the sultan of Brunei Sheik Muda Hassanal Bolkiah. As you may know from
the
international media, the sultan had accused my father of financial
mismanagement and impropriety of US$14.8 billion dollars.

This was as a result of the Asian financial crisis that made my fathers
company Amedeo Development Company and government owned Brunei
Investment
Company to be declared bankrupt during his tenure in office. However my
father was kept under house arrest, his bank accounts and private
properties including a crude oil export refinery were later confiscated
by
the sultanate. Furthermore during this unfortunate period, I was
advised
to evacuate my immediate family outside the sultanate to avoid further
prosecution from the sultan and his security operatives, but before I
could do that I was placed under house arrest after a little gun fight
by
the Sultans security men and I had no access to phone, but I have a
laptop
from which I am sending you this mail. Some of the guards here are
still
loyal to me.

Before my Incaseration, I went ahead to dispatch the sum of Four
hundred
and twenty Million United States Dollars (US$420,000,000.00) in cash
with
the assistance of a foreign diplomat who now resides in Europe.

The money has now been deposited as valuables into different private
security and trust company for safe keeping abroad. The money was split
and kept in the following countries in this proportion: US$50 Million
is
in London, US$160 Million is in china, US$40 Million is in Thailand, US
$170 Million in Amsterdam, the Netherlands.

Please if you know you can assist in claiming and investing it in real
estate/property to guarantee the future survival of my family, contact
me
fast so that I'll give you contact information of the security company
in
Europe and other parts of the world where the funds are deposited. For
your assistance i will compensate you with 25% of the total sum and
another 5% shall be set aside to defray any expenses that may arise.

Please I count on your absolute confidentiality, transparency and trust
while looking forward to your prompt response towards a swift
conclusion
of this business transaction through my email address as follows:
fmbolkiah@bk.ru

Thanks & May Allah's blessing remain with you.

I remain yours sincerely,

Prince Fayad Musa H. Bolkiah
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I know it's a fake, but I can't help but feel a sense of responsibility to really fuck with this guy in someway. I need ideas. I know about having them send pics of themselves holding signs saying "I'm a dick!" or some other such things, but I need something new.

Zebbe
12-07-2006, 03:57 PM
I've had a similar e-mail. Spam him with goatse or something.

Flash1087
12-07-2006, 04:10 PM
I wouldn't even bother writing back. It's probably just a spam robot or something, no matter how many funny pictures I can grab you off of the internet of pooping or something, nobody would see them if you sent it.

Shame to hear about this guys 'Incaseration', though. And actually, I haven't seen one of these types of letters in years and years. I thought they all faded out in favor of increasing one's wang size.

Genesis Knight
12-07-2006, 04:11 PM
I've had a similar e-mail. Spam him with goatse or something.

Oh, that's classy. :shame:

Nazza
12-08-2006, 06:42 AM
I remember getting one of these and responding with "So how do I participate in this scam?" They never replied.

Vyse of Arcadia
12-08-2006, 06:40 PM
I've had a similar e-mail. Spam him with goatse or something.
That's both cruel and unusual. I like it.

Mr Smith
12-09-2006, 07:54 AM
I thought I was Prince Fayad Musa H. Bolkiah, the eldest son of Prince Jefri
Bolkiah.

VinnyT
12-09-2006, 09:15 AM
You probably are.

Anyway, I recieved another e-mail full of some nice pictures of shrapnel being removed from "his" body. Needless to say i've given up and deleted every e-mail he's sent.

Zebbe
12-09-2006, 04:13 PM
I found some great info about his dad. Enjoy! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jefri_Bolkiah)


HRH Prince Jefri Bolkiah is a member of the Brunei Royal Family. He is most famously known for his 'playboy prince' lifestyle. In the year 2000 he was accused of inappropriately using the assets of the Brunei Investment Agency to fund his lifestyle, possessions of which included a 50 metre yacht called Tits which contained two lifeboats named Nipple 1 and Nipple 2.

I don't understand how they can use the word "inappropriately" just like that for well invested money...
:D

Henry Spencer
12-09-2006, 07:48 PM
HAHAHAHA

I had this mail too; just ask him/her to try and immegrate over here! Let's see what he thinks of getting bummed up the ass! Welcome to the UK, asshole!