a NC-17+ Rated story I wrote...

[David J.]

...that makes no fucking sense and is NOT funny. I was under in the influence of five or six no-doze, and bam, here's a story I wrote.

I wrote the whole story within 3 hours. I first wrote it when I was slacking off in a class, wrote it a bit in study hall, and spent fifteen minutes writing it at home. It has a lot of contunity errors, I kind of fixed a year later, but I gave up on it. But it is pretty true, all things considered.

http://ourworld.cs.com/airbikecop/My+life+Story.doc

[Mr Smith]

Back in 1878, I was born. Back in 1986, when I was six months in the womb, I fucked your mom. In 1987, when I was nine months in the womb, I fucked your sister.

What a great introduction :D but I lost interest right around the time the pictures of cars appeared.

What is this sudden fad of posting stories? I'd post some of mine, however, they are readily available on a few porn sites and I don't want everybody to know in my spare time I write smut.

[j_factor]

What is this sudden fad of posting stories? I'd post some of mine, however, they are readily available on a few porn sites and I don't want everybody to know in my spare time I write smut.

Oh my. :o

[Flash1087]

What a great introduction :D but I lost interest right around the time the pictures of cars appeared.

What is this sudden fad of posting stories? I'd post some of mine, however, they are readily available on a few porn sites and I don't want everybody to know in my spare time I write smut.

I really truly doubt people here will think less of you for finding out you write 'romantic novels', Mistah Smith.

[Rusty Venture]

All those books with Fabio on the cover were written by Mr. Smith under various pen names.

He also writes as Danielle Steele.

[VinnyT]

Mr. Smith wrote Zoya?

I oddly have more respect for him now. Barring any questions on how I know what the fuck Zoya is.

[Mr Smith]

I really truly doubt people here will think less of you for finding out you write 'romantic novels', Mistah Smith.

I can assure you there is nothing romantic about them. Besides, it's been about four years since I last wrote one and they were of a pretty crap standard, although somebody wanted me to send them a signed photograph.

My admission seems to have distracted everybody from David's story.

[David J.]

My dad had an old 240z, so that's why I mentioned it. The oldsmobile looks just like the car my mom drove to the hospital when she went into labor, and the car she drove home, when she left me there -- I was born premature, so I had to stay at the hospital.

[Elusive]

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