Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

[David J.]

So, who is your daddy, and what does he do?

[Elusive]

My dad can beat up your dad >:[

[Mr Smith]

I have narrowed my list of possible fathers down to three.

1) My mothers husband.
2) The bloke down the road.
3) The milkman.

I shall let you know what he does following DNA tests.

I will also be accepting bets if anybody wishes to make one.

[Melf]

So, who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Best Arnie prank call ever. I love that one.

[Joe Redifer]

I don't have a daddy, just a dad. I think the only thing he does is go on vacations.

[David J.]

Melf, which one? There's so many arnie prank calls. I've even made a few!

[Zebbe]

My dad is a complete, but not mint, moron. I never see him. He's a cop btw, but I doubt he does his job better than Chief Wiggum.

[JUNKER]

My dad dumped my mother for some stupid bitch. And he works at Ernst & Young.

[Zebbe]

My dad never dumps women. They always dump him.

[Henry Spencer]

My dad works in a post office. He's one angry fucker and is an alcoholic...shame this topic is so full of bad fathers. Hahaha!

[kinkyfriend85]

My dad is uhm alive but gets angry too often and too quick "due to his pains"

[Sega Uranus]

Hey guys, I have a terrible father too! I never met him, but that is a good thing, because he is a loser/alcoholic/ass. I think he may be doing some very "under the table" acts now as well, if you catch my drift.

Maybe our Sega love has some effect on this?

[108 Stars]

Hey guys, I have a terrible father too! I never met him, but that is a good thing, because he is a loser/alcoholic/ass. I think he may be doing some very "under the table" acts now as well, if you catch my drift.

Maybe our Sega love has some effect on this?

My father is about the same; actually I saw him the last time when I was a baby. My mother had to take refugee in a woman-care-house and she had to quit her job because he waited at her working place.
He also destroyed all her documents, including important things for pension.

[Ash]

My dad is retired.

[TwistedReality]

He works at a Sailmaking place. And he's a very good dad. Kinda sad how many people have bad fathers...