Possibly the creepiest Sonic fan ever.

[Sega Uranus]

http://www.youtube.com/shadowrouge

WARNING CONTENT IS VERY CREEPY!

I have no comment, as you all know what I am thinking... must...kill...

[Mr Smith]

hey i know some of u out there hate me coz i like gay couple in sonic but i can like wot i want u can't tell me wot to like or not i don't give two fuck wot couple u like n i wouldn't make u change ur mind all im saying is if u don't like the couple i do then don't watch the FUCJING VIDS OF THME have i made my self clear

This person is clearly a moron. She is of the sort who thinks she is deep, beautiful and different and it is the world that doesn't understand or accept her. Maybe when she gets laid/employment she will realise nobody cares and that is not nearly as deep, beautiful or different as she once thought. There wasn't even any nudity in that video - what's the point? I cannot believe I wasted two minutes of my time watching that drivel.

[Rusty Venture]

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/Hated.jpg

[Elusive]

Somebody please just wipe the Sonic fandom in its entirety off the Internet.
I can laugh at furries, I can ignore sex fiends, I can read Youtube without viewing the comments, I can delete Nigerian emails from my spam bin once a week.

I'll strangle the Pope with piano wire and then write a sonnet about it.

I'll cut out my own heart as sacrifice to Teztlotl, the Aztec God of cutting out your own heart in sacrifice to Teztlotl.

I'll dig up and sodomize the remains of General Patton and I would videotape the whole thing in that creepy night vision filter.

I'll install a Linux operating system on my gaming PC.

I'll give myself a 50 gallon sea water enema and then force feed Alaskan King Crabs into my rectum.

I'll pass other people's kidney stones.

I'll descend into a bestial state and prowl the shadowed streets of nightmare America preying on the weak who stray too far from the herd. As I fall upon the elderly, the sick, and the young my talons will sink into their soft flesh and their arterial blood will spray hot across my face and loins like war paint and I will exult in their demise. I will collect the skulls of my victims and hang them from my belt as trophies of my victories and cry out from the rooftops as an impotent world quakes in fear of my reign. Doors will be bolted, windows will be shuttered, and families will cower in their basements as I prowl the streets in search of my next innocent victim. They will send hunters to trap me or bring me down, but all will fall to my clever traps and animal cunning. Loops of their entrails will decorate the doorsteps of those who would send hired thugs out to rid this world of my cruelty.

I'll sing "I'm a Little Teapot".

I'll inject syringes of air into the veins of my loved ones and family members.

I'll take what's behind door number two.

I'll write, score, produce, and direct an off-off-broadway musical based on Vikram Seth's 1500 page novel "A Suitable Boy" using only hand puppets made from road kill as my cast. An inauspicious debut will lead to rave reviews in trendy free broadsheets that see the production as a crazed novelty act akin to Tiny Tim or Wesley Willis. By week three I'll be playing sold out shows and entertaining offers from various Broadway producers to shorten my script down from 27 hours to two hours and franchise out into touring productions. Andrew Lloyd Webber will offer to rescore my production but I'll turn him down in favor of Sondheim and then storm out of our first meeting cursing the entire industry as nothing but "ill-tempered faggots bent on destroying the performing arts with aggressive frippery". Sondheim will run me down with his H2 leaving me a paraplegic but the court settlement will grant me millions to raise my family of imaginary children that I sired with a stuffed turkey buzzard that played Rupa Mehra.

I'll masturbate to a photograph of a baby.

I'll pummel a killer bee hive into the ground with my bare hands and then try to scoop the still-living bees down my throat.

I'll give my banking information to someone from Nigeria. They would promise me big returns, but I wouldn't care, just the idea of helping someone would make me happy and of course I would have that Klondike bar waiting for me when I get home from donating plasma to pay my rent. Assuming you live up to your end of the agreement.

I'll hop on one foot.

I'll conduct a variety of occult rituals in an effort to open the secret tomb of Noggya-Shasuth or "That Which Shall Be Forever Forgotten". Upon breaking the 99th seal containing Noggya-Shasuth within his circle of binding I will run up to the maddening deathless God of mankind's forgotten past using a human screen of sherpas and gullible college students convinced that I was taking an ecology trip to one of the lost islands of the Pacific and intone solemnly to "That Which Shall Be Forever Fogotten" that I have rent asunder reality and torn away the thin veil of reason to tell him that he just got Punk'd. Then I will point to Ashton Kutcher and the imaginary camera crews as his tentacles pull me into twitching pieces that are shoved into Noggya-Shasuth's ever- hungry beak.

I'll chew off my own hands and feet, then cauterize the stumps with a lit stick of dynamite.

I'll forge the sword Excalibur and quench its white hot steel in my gut in the vain hope that part of me might live on through this, my greatest creation.

I'll find religion, I'll walk five hundred miles, I'll do whatever it takes to get the entire community of sad, shut-in, warped individuals off my Internet.

[Zebbe]

There wasn't even any nudity in that video - what's the point?

Ehh... Sonic and his pals were nude ALL the time. They are always nude.

[j_factor]

Hedgehogs are not well-endowed.

[Rusty Venture]

Why do those spikes on their heads look stupid and overly large.

Compensating, perhaps?

[Elusive]

^^ Large quills are easier to make out on a 16-bit sprite. It's also why Amy's quills resemble Sonic's in Sonic CD :p


Hedgehogs are not well-endowed.
Bats, on the other hand...

[Mr Smith]

Bats, on the other hand...

Pics? :?

[David J.]

I never understood how the Sonic fandom got so fucked up. At least the Transformers fandom is a little better than it was, say five years ago.

[system]

http://essence.deathbox.se/~torbjorn/scared_kitty.jpg


[...]I'll do whatever it takes to get the entire community of sad, shut-in, warped individuals off my Internet.
I run my Internet out of a garage, out of where do you run yours? :P

[Mr Smith]

In Soviet Russia, Kitty scare YOU!!

[Vyse of Arcadia]

I never understood how the Sonic fandom got so fucked up.
I, personally, neither know nor want to know. I just want them to stay as far away as they can.

[Elusive]

Pics? :?
Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you. Yes, you would, you pervert. Yes.

[Rusty Venture]

I never understood how the Sonic fandom got so fucked up.

So does Mario fandom get this stupid, or is it just limited to popping a boner/wetting their panties every time something Mario related is released.

[David J.]

So does Mario fandom get this stupid, or is it just limited to popping a boner/wetting their panties every time something Mario related is released.

I guess it's limited to those few boners... Nintendo doesn't whore Mario as much as Sega does, and most Nintendo fans aren't really homebrewers and hackers.

[j_factor]

Mario fandom gets much worse. At least Sonic fandom doesn't have any gay incest.

Yeah, that's right.

[Rusty Venture]

I guess it's limited to those few boners... Nintendo doesn't whore Mario as much as Sega does, and most Nintendo fans aren't really homebrewers and hackers.


I wasn't aware that SEGA whored out Mario. :p


Nintendo whores him out whenever possible. Mario Golf, Mario Soccer, Mario playing basketball, Mario driving a go-cart, Mario fighting game, Mario Party (now on #8!)

Mario = whore.

Sonic = stuck in shitty games dealing with 30,000 other pointless friends and some chick cut from a Final Fantasy game.

I think the motto for new Sonic games is "if people thought the last one sucked, add another hedgehog."

[Psy]

I wasn't aware that SEGA whored out Mario. :p


Nintendo whores him out whenever possible. Mario Golf, Mario Soccer, Mario playing basketball, Mario driving a go-cart, Mario fighting game, Mario Party (now on #8!)

Mario = whore.

Sonic = stuck in shitty games dealing with 30,000 other pointless friends and some chick cut from a Final Fantasy game.

I think the motto for new Sonic games is "if people thought the last one sucked, add another hedgehog."
Then there is Sonic X were Sonic is not even in the same dimension as the game and from Wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_X) (I didn't watch much of Sonic X)

"When Grandpa Chuck invents a dimensional portal to send Sonic home, Chris kidnaps Sonic, because he does not want Sonic to abandon him as he feels his parents did. Eventually, with the help of Sonic, Chris comes to terms with his feelings and Sonic returns to his own dimension. However, Chris vows that one day, he will see Sonic again."

Why is Sonic so out of character? Getting kidnapped by a kid and helping the kid come to terms with his feeling.

[Rusty Venture]

Sounds like a special episode of Oprah.

[Vyse of Arcadia]

I think the motto for new Sonic games is "if people thought the last one sucked, add another hedgehog."
Or a bat or a rabbit or a cat or a terrible Arabian Nights story...

[metalliqaz]

lol what a psycho

[Sega Uranus]

Mario fandom gets much worse. At least Sonic fandom doesn't have any gay incest.

Yeah, that's right.

Instead we get fan character brothers/sisters incest.

[Rusty Venture]

Well, we all knew the internet was full of weird people.

[Elusive]

Nintendo doesn't whore Mario as much as Sega does

According to Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mario_games_by_year), Mario has appeared in close to 200 games, including cameos and guest-stars and spinoffs. Whoops.


Why is Sonic so out of character? Getting kidnapped by a kid and helping the kid come to terms with his feeling.

It's a Japanese animated series for ten-year-olds, dude. One could argue it's more in character than that Saturday morning show. If Sonic ever had a 'character' anyaaaaaa it's happening again deja vu DEJA VU

[Psy]

It's a Japanese animated series for ten-year-olds, dude. One could argue it's more in character than that Saturday morning show. If Sonic ever had a 'character' anyaaaaaa it's happening again deja vu DEJA VU
How could Sonic that with little help from Tails defeats Eggman multiple times get kidnapped by a kid?

[Rusty Venture]

Why do anime women have breasts and hair that defy gravity?

The world may never know.

[Elusive]

How could Sonic that with little help from Tails defeats Eggman multiple times get kidnapped by a kid?

Because it was no kidnap. At the end of Series 2, Sonic chose to stay with the kid in the human world, until Chris realised and accepted that they both belonged in their seperate worlds - the latter with his parents. With this remaining plot smoothed out, Sonic then left of his own will.

Of course, Series 3 is where everything gets fucking wierd. From what I've heard, the Archie comic book based on Sonic X is utterly dreadful, too.

C'mon, don't make me overanalyse the series. Watch it yourself, I refuse to be embarassed any further :P

[Elusive]

Sonic fanfiction! (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/ultimate-sonic-fan.php)

[Psy]

Sonic fanfiction! (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/ultimate-sonic-fan.php)
While we are at it The doomed shadow show 2 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/372986) pokes fun at the Shadow game.

[TwistedReality]

...I didn't each watch the video. But I have to say Elusive first comment was seriously disturbing and was stereotyping all Sonic fans. Yeah, laugh at me, flame me, whatever. I just found it very offensive, biased and unnecessary.