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JUNKER
07-03-2007, 07:17 PM
*can't stop laughing" Oh man, I heard what this game was like, and it sounded like such a turd slide that I needed to buy it to experience how bad it is. *still can't stop laughing* Oh man, I bet this game is going to be so unintentionally hilarious. This was the review I read for it:
This is a FMV game aimed towards the younger audience. You watch construction videos of people who tell you how to operate one of four machines,and they do a little slapstick/goofy comedy routine as well. Two of the buttons move the machine and the other does the action like running over crushed ice to make coffee slushies for the workers. Not for anyone over the age of like 5 and it's not really even a game. You just push one button to crush/smash something.
*still can't stop laughing* Oh man! Oh man! Plus the guy gave it a 4 out of 10! I bet this game is as bad as the guy says it is! This game would probably be good for a laugh if it turns out to be so bad it's funny. But then again, it might just be bad period. I expect to be uncontrollably laughing and pounding on a desk or something when I play this, because of how histerically bad it's supposed to be.
cj iwakura
07-07-2007, 12:48 AM
Couldn't be much worse than Slam City.
Okay, I guess it could be.
JUNKER
07-07-2007, 01:54 AM
Couldn't be much worse than Slam City.
Okay, I guess it could be.
I used to have an ambition to get Slam City, but then when I saw a video of it in action, I gave up on it, because it looked exactly the same thing as Prize Fighter, only it's basketball instead of boxing.
Elusive
07-07-2007, 08:04 AM
Dude, it's a brainless title for kids. It's like complaning Barney's Hide & Seek doesn't have proper stealth gameplay :P
JUNKER
07-07-2007, 02:48 PM
Dude, it's a brainless title for kids. It's like complaning Barney's Hide & Seek doesn't have proper stealth gameplay :P
LMAO! I'm prepared for the game to suck. Sometimes I just buy bad games just to laugh at how bad they are.
JUNKER
07-13-2007, 05:22 PM
Well, what I've heard is true. This game is FUCKING HORRIBLE. It's loaded with unintentional comedy too. They have comedy in this game, but it's like not the kind of way they have it set up to be. It's funny in a bad way, I mean, aww, fuck it. You probably know what I mean. Anyway, one thing that's absolutely hilarious about this game is how you can screw shit up, and nobody will get pissed at you or anything, they'll just say things like "Good job, kid!" or "Take a break, you're workin' too hard!", and they're just like "Oh, you really screwed up, but it's cool. It's okay. Don't worry. We're not mad." Yeah, I wish I had the ISO file for this game so I could review it on youtube.
FighterHayabusa
07-16-2007, 03:23 AM
Well, what I've heard is true. This game is FUCKING HORRIBLE. It's loaded with unintentional comedy too. They have comedy in this game, but it's like not the kind of way they have it set up to be. It's funny in a bad way, I mean, aww, fuck it. You probably know what I mean. Anyway, one thing that's absolutely hilarious about this game is how you can screw shit up, and nobody will get pissed at you or anything, they'll just say things like "Good job, kid!" or "Take a break, you're workin' too hard!", and they're just like "Oh, you really screwed up, but it's cool. It's okay. Don't worry. We're not mad." Yeah, I wish I had the ISO file for this game so I could review it on youtube.
Somebody needs to put this game in the hands of that Angry Nintendo Nerd-guy :D
And I agree, crappy games can be hilarious depending on the kind of crapitude. It's not like a game like "Bloodshot" which is almost totally unplayable and useless because it's too demanding for the MegaDrives hardware and runs sooooooo slow. Anybody else tried that one? I have it and it sucks bigtime.
Phantar
08-27-2007, 11:01 AM
you know, I guess it actually is one of the funniest SegaCD-titles out there, even if unintentionally so!
The videos are grainy, the "controls" are laughable... but unlike Slam City or that FMV fighter (Can't recall the name right now) I can't stop giggling at this game. This is one of the games where you just want to screw up.
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