Psycho bitches are a pain!

[lordofduct]

I have this problem, I need some help, it happens OVER and OVER and OVER!

Otay explanation. I love woman, I love them a lot, I can't date them but I sure as hell can love them a lot. Problem has risen though that some girls get the impression I like them as I generally am nice to just about any girl despite if I want to crawl in their pants or not. I'm just a nice guy to a girl that is all. Randomly though these girls get OBSESSED... I am flustered by it for many reasons:

A. Im ugly, okay I know I am, I weigh 125 lbs at 6 ft tall, I have acne, I am a geek, and my hair is always a mess.

B. I'm a bastard... everyone knows I'm a nice guy, but when you date me I become an evil bastard (I have this problem where I don't think I deserve a girlfriend, so I ignore them a lot).

C.Im an emotional train wreck... in the last freakin' year my Uncle, my grandfather, my brother AND a few friends have died. Who the hell wants to deal with my emotional baggage, I don't even want too!

But still these girls get obsessed. Take case 1, a girl who liked me got so jealous of a girl I was dating that she bargained out a deal to be my maid for basically FREE. She even was going to wear a small tight french maid outfit, but my girlfriend who was also jealous back put an end to that!

case 2: Can be summed up in this link! (http://www.suhleap.com/Dyldo/write/card/card01.html) This girl is crazy, she has backed off a little but still is in love with me for some reason despite my feeding her my toenails!

case 3: newest one, this girl calls me 3 times a day. Her mother used to live across the street from me, her down the block a ways. I had a little fling with her but we ended that a while back. Now she is back at it, I moved to Gardens and you know what... this bitch now lives in Gardens (sorry, Gardens is slang for the name of the town I moved too).

What the hell should I do? I can't be mean to them... I can easily be a bastard, such as ignoring people. But when someone approaches me that is female I still am generally nice. I don't have the balls to tell these people off and when I do grow the balls they look RIGHT THROUGH IT! WTF, I just fed you my toenails, I just called you a selfious cunt, this girl I found sleeping in my bed once when I got home from work. I ignored it went and laid down and she began snoring... I kicked her in the belly and SHE STILL LIKES ME!
Is there anything else I can do... even not answering my phone ever because I have their numbers programmed in and if I see the name I don't pick up doesn't work. They either show up at my door or at a party or CALL FOR DIFFERENT NUMBERS! HELP ME!

(oh and don't start saying baby this and blah blah be happy... these are sociopaths, they are crazy... and girls you don't want shit to do with. Like the girl I said I had a fling with, well I cut that off cause she decided to work as an escort... I freakin' escort! EWWWW!)

[Vicman]

"I don't have the balls to tell these people off."

That's your problem right there. Everything else is nonesense. Grow some and be a man. Quit beating around the bush, pun intended, and let them know face to face. If they don't care to listen call the cops. If you have to then get restraining orders against them before one of them goes really psycho and tries to harm you and/or your family. Learn up on the law as what they are doing is harrasment, breaking and entering, stalking, etc.

[lordofduct]

I should say she didn't break and enter, she was invited in by my roommates who are her friends.

Now that I moved I think I will just hide in my house and turn to abtinence (sp?)... or something. I can't grow balls any bigger.

[Vicman]

Whatever, but you wanted advice and really what you should be doing is getting the law involved if it's so outta hand. It's not as painful, going to the authorities/talking to a lawyer, as you may think it is. There's just no need to live a life of misery when there's specific legal help set up to deal with that sorta crap.

[lordofduct]

that just seems extreme... but thanks for the advice.

[Drixxel]

"Now, I have to find someone else to have a math loving baby with."

Who says that? Honestly, what the hell?

But anyways.. I'm not sure I'd go as far as to call these girls dangerously obsessed, it just seems like you've led them on to think that a very serious relationship is in the works and the fact that you don't tell them otherwise keeps them hanging around. I doubt you would have to get the law involved if you just outright told these girls that you want nothing to do with them. You don't have to insult them or make up excuses for why you don't want to see them anymore, just forcefully explaining that you wish not to see them again, ever, should probably do it. Or just go wtih the flow, get married to some obsessive maniac, and be locked away in her "dungeon of love" in the basement without food and water.

[David J.]

I hope the girl I'm after isn't a psycho... wish me luck!

[crazyjoedavola]

This is a really crazy situation, but from your post, it sounds like you might have some issues to deal with too. Surely the deaths of so many people close to you in such a short time span have had some effect.

Have you ever considered getting some counseling?

[lordofduct]

Drixxel: I know, fucked up ain't she... just weird

Crazyjoedavola: your right, I don't feel it warrants law enforcement... thats why I said I don't think I should be that extreme. But I have told them strait up I don't want shit to do with them... they just keep getting this "reassurance" like you say cause they'll show up at a party and when I'm drunk and at a party I'm just happy and smiling and don't say mean things to people...

That's why I'm just gonna hide in my house from now on. No more going out, they don't know where I live anymore, and just not answer my phone unless I know exactly who it is.

With exception to the party I'm having Friday, have to have a housewarming party! THOSE girls are not invited.

[lordofduct]

EEEEEYYYYY!

Two weeks ago I ran into a very old friend... I hadn't seen her in years, but I ran into her down at Respectables (a local club) and we got to dancing and having a great time... she got piss drunk and I gave her a ride home.

So then last week I gave her a call and we meet up at Respects again to have yet another great time... She couldn't come to my party but instead came and hung out before the party as long as she could (which is basically just about the time the party started). We hit it off wonderfully to the point that she even said something weird.

See I have wanted to be a math teacher for a long time, in the last few years I had decided I wanted to teach overseas, one of the main places being Romania (don't ask why). Well this girl starts talking about how she wants to be a math teacher and do the SAME DAMN THING, I stared at her like "durrr, are you reading my mind?"... this girl is more amazing then I thought she was back in highschool; we are like carbon copies of each other.

I think I really like her... I think she really likes me... finally a girl enters my life that isn't a psycho not case (well she is, but a nut case like me instead of a nutcase like the rest).

[Sega Uranus]

You should be happy that you have women in your life!

I am just waaaay too shy to start a relationship, and I am kinda chunky.




PS. any help as to what to do?

[Vicman]

Either lose the weight, or find a chunky lover. :lol: J/K ;)

[lordofduct]

chunky ain't a problem (well if you 350 lbs and only 5' 4" well that might a little)

I know my buddy Brian is a bit on the big side, got dem luv handles and all. We go out to the bars and he gets atleast one number each time.

Just can't be shy bro, that is it... all... Im serious, just approach, talk, be confident, don't fidget, and ALWAYS DANCE.

Oh yeah, don't talk about computers... Brian learned that the hard way. Only do if you find out they are a geek too.



Just don't get them psychos after you!

[Drixxel]

If you manage to start up a conversation with a girl that's caught your eye and you don't know what to say, just ask her questions. You should be able to tell if she's receptive to you by her behaviour.. one-word answers, disinterested tone, these are clearly bad. If you can get her to start talking about herself, she'll become more comfortable around you and hopefully at that point she'll say something that will give you a topic of conversation. These first conversations have proven to me to be of utmost importance, because it's at this point that she'll decide whether she's at all interested. You should also be able to figure out if she's really someone you'd be interested in, because after all, personality is key. I've had the most success at house parties, not only because it's generally a more relaxed environment, but alcohol really can be a social fuel. For instance..

This was a party during the first week of January, and I was playing a drinking game called Ride The Bus. I was losing so hideously that before the party had even really started, I had taken a sickening number of shots of vodka and was well on my way to getting shitfaced just as the rest of the party arrived. It was a pretty small gathering, maybe nine people, but three of these were girls from out of town. I was getting along really well with two of them, and drank with them for awhile. At one point, they both head to the bathroom where they stay for a considerable time, so I go to investigate, and hear the splashing of bathwater through the bathroom door. I knock, say who I am, and they tell me to open the door. They're both naked in the tub, concealing themselves with their hands as I step inside. I distinctly remember thinking to myself, "Holy shit." So I'm standing there and somehow manage to start up some smalltalk, until I finally build up the confidence to ask, "Hey, that looks really comfortable. Mind if I get in?"

So yeah. They invited me into the tub. Had I chosen the shy path, that never would have happened. Alcohol helped to create the situation, but it was confidence that really saved the day. Let that be a lesson, and good luck!

[lordofduct]

NAKEY PARTY!!!!!

We had a nakey party the other night... we had fun in the jacuzzi and shower and then all of us head down to the beach for drunken nakey swimming.

This stupid couple I didn't know is on the beach doing "their thing" and they take one look at us and moan "HOW RUDE, dumb crazies!"

They are the one doing the dirty in the dirt... how are we rude and crazy?

But yeah, its all about confidence bro, but not being self centered... be interested in them, the rest will fall in place. As my friend says:

"It's a game of statistics and numbers. Any given night there are 40 to 50 woman at the club/party/bar/social gathering you are at. You ask all 40 to talk or dance atleast 10 will show a little interest, 5 will agree and 1 will give you there number. You do this two nights a week... well thats 8 girls your banging a month."

But then he's a male chauvanist pig headed guy... but there's a little bit of truth in it, if you ignore the coitus part.

[j_factor]

I'm surprised you're into chicks. ;)

My advice to you, bluntly, is to shit or get off the pot. Either pick a girl, date her, and make your budding relationship clear, or choose to be single and make that decision clear with everyone.

[lordofduct]

I'm surprised you're into chicks. ;)

My advice to you, bluntly, is to shit or get off the pot. Either pick a girl, date her, and make your budding relationship clear, or choose to be single and make that decision clear with everyone.

Actually you have a half truth with that first statement... but as I said in a later post, I meet a girl I really really like! YEY, she's at my house right now, I'll get to see her tomorrow when I get off work.

[Sega Uranus]

Thanks for the advice!

and I am around 6' 1" and am about 230 lbs. :oops: so I guess I am okay, right?

and what are some good first lines? (I am terrible at this kinda stuff)

[j_factor]

My favorite line, although you may not want to try it: "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

Needless to say, I don't get many dates. But the few I get are really awesome -- you'd have to be awesome to date someone after that line.

[lordofduct]

Thanks for the advice!

and I am around 6' 1" and am about 230 lbs. :oops: so I guess I am okay, right?

and what are some good first lines? (I am terrible at this kinda stuff)
Lines? There are NO lines! NONE! If I hear that used a line... I will personally fly to where ever you live and rape you just to get this over with!

Umm, *cough* sorry...

Only time there are lines is if your that "crazy spuratic guy who everyone looks at weird and gets chicks despite it"... like me... I say things like "My butter smells like toast, how is your chicken farm today?" They usually look at you strange for a moment and then smile and laugh.

"What did you say?"

"Turkey nuckle butter is great on bananna bread!"

"WTF?"

"Nah, this ain't nuttin' but a New Jersey dirty chicken poppin' party and all that's good is the music and booz... what are you drinking?"

(I live in FL)
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Oh and it always help to be smart, and that everyone kinda knows that, but you don't wave it around like a flag.

[Vicman]

Thanks for the advice!

and I am around 6' 1" and am about 230 lbs. :oops: so I guess I am okay, right?

and what are some good first lines? (I am terrible at this kinda stuff)

Dude when you said chunky I was thinking the "thickness". Unless you have NO musculature at all you're fine at that weight. Just let your balls drop and gain some confidence. Unless you're butt-fricken-ugly you should be able to get a girl. Just believe in yourself, be easy going, and you'll be having fun in no time.

P.S. it's simplistically easy to bag a chick when she's had a couple. IMO it's no challenge to either need alcohol to get up your nerve or get the girl drunk to bag her; but if it works for you as it does for so many others then go for it.

Just remember to play it cool if you swing and miss as A.) there's gonna be other girls to hit on, B.) girls talk to each other so one angry/bad reaction from you can spoil a group and C.) she might come on to you later realizing she messed up.

[lordofduct]

6'1" and 230 lbs... dude that is just fine.

I mean I may be 6 ft and weigh 100 lbs less then you, but then I am grossly skinny and never eat. (Shit I remember when I weighed 110 lb just a year ago, avoid the white lady at ALL costs)

Get your ass out there now, and do yo' thing biznatch... time for me to get a drink and get pissed for the weekend!

[Vicman]

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[David J.]

Man, I was looking through old threads and was thinking...

There's this girl I liked, but she keeps buging me. She kept texting me, even tho I was right next to her. And bitches that her mom is complaning over her $300 cellphone bill.

Then the other girl I liked was very commited to her religion and it's biased towards me, plus she has to move, because her family moves, and her sister is buying the house for the family, and she has no money.

Then the place I had my first date is closing down, ugh.

WTF?

[StRiDA CoL]

Well I managed to find love and we went on a date yesterday, man I feel great man, I mean I'm only 13 and I got a girl.

YaY!!

[j_factor]

Did you put out?

[StRiDA CoL]

whats that supposed to mean

[David J.]

have sex.

[StRiDA CoL]

no u

thats like sick minded

[StRiDA CoL]

im only 13

[David J.]

A redneck I used to work with, had sex with his babysitter when he was 8. I have to beleve him, because he was pretty damn scummy.

So anything can happen.

[lordofduct]

I lost my virginity when I was 13... what is so wrong with that?

Sex is the least of things that should be considered sick at that age... where do you live? Cause I know in my area 13 year olds are some bad mofos.

[David J.]

Me?

I live in Watertown, NY. Dropout rates are very high, full of crime and teenage mothers. I know half of them, it seems. However... my town has some beauty, but it's hard to find.

My aunt is 50 and she's never done it, let alone move out of the house. I'm working on loosing it, but my coworkers want me to loose it faster than I do. ;)

[lordofduct]

I was actually asking the 13 year old.

[j_factor]

I was actually joking, as I wouldn't expect a 13 year old to put out on the first date. At least, none of the 13 year olds I've been with recently....... I kid, I kid.

Myself, I lost my virginity at 12, but I don't necessarily condone that.

[lordofduct]

me neither... I wish I held onto it a bit longer.

[StRiDA CoL]

HOLY S***

No i dont consider it sick at my age its just seeing to young people at the same age being put out

and lordofduct,call me Strida or Col not the 13 year old

[StRiDA CoL]

Plus I live in a really boring suburban area

[lordofduct]

HOLY S***

No i dont consider it sick at my age its just seeing to young people at the same age being put out

and lordofduct,call me Strida or Col not the 13 year old
Your quote was on the page before... I forgot who exactly said it... I'm lazy


but now. Im gonna call you the 13 yr old all the time!




j/k

[StRiDA CoL]

O yea that girl

well

broke up with me :cry:

i forgot to post this earlier

man i was crying and stuff :cry:

anyone feel my pain :cry:

[David J.]

The pain I feel?

All of the girls I want are out of my league, one I forgot her name, yeah.

[danielscheil]

Oh my God i read this Thread about 1 hour to understand 20 % of it :)

1: I have 127.8 lbs ( 60 kg ) and 74.8031 Inches ( 1,90 m )
-I look like Jesus Christus in his last days.

2: I am a total Freak - live in a 30 m2 room with 265 Sega Games and an old TV + an old PC - strange Piercings in the Ear and very unsocial.

3: I listen to musik like Nine Inch Nails, Kyuss and Deftones and its very hard to get a girl with this musik interessts.

4: I will work with children ( Kindergärtner ) and never gain much money

5: I hate cars and with 21 i have no license and will not make one


But all these thinks aren't problems to get a girl ( here in germany )
- if you are crazy, strange or discusting they like you more than every Ken or Vin Disel. And you need no phrase to talk to them... you get into the club, drink a lot and it works alone on the danceflor ( with backroundmusic from slipknot ). It is not how you look like or what you talk - you must be someone different from all these Football ( here is it Fußball / Soccer ) guys with nothing then their car's and tv's...

[David J.]

My dream job won't net me a lot of money either... so you're not alone.

So you don't have a license, well, in Germany that's fine, as public transportation is great all over europe, and not so great in the states, except in a few areas. Here it's required, and I'm a big car nut, so of course I have my license. :)

[lordofduct]

I too want to be a teacher... I want to teach highschool math personally.

But you know here in Florida it is not getting a girl that is difficult. It is getting a girl worth dating.

They are all psychos... freaking psychos.

As of right now there are a few girls that are interested in me.

Girl 1: Cool... but not cool as she seems to like having knife fights with her ex who is a drunken weirdo with no ambition. Yet she loves him.

Girl 2: Sweet girl, pretty, fun as all hell. Definately worth my time, but she is 19 and has a 1 and half year old daughter.

Girl 3: Fun and intelligent... loves math as much as I do. BUT she is virgin and one of those self loathing people who think they are insane.



actually number 2 is an awesome chick. I would date her, but I don't know if she would be willing to put herself and her baby in that situation nor do I know if I could handle that...

[danielscheil]

Girl 3: Fun and intelligent... loves math as much as I do. BUT she is virgin and one of those self loathing people who think they are insane.

great ! i would take number 3
sympatic :-)

i dont now if i would chose a girl with a baby from an other man... ( im 21 )

[Drixxel]

lordofduct, girl 1 reminds me of this girl I could have gotten involved with in the summer.. she was the older sister of an ex-girlfriend (no chance for disaster there!), and while she liked my massages, she also liked to show off her impressive, fresh scars from a knife fight she got in with a crackhead who tried to gank her wallet downtown.

[landstalkerx]

Downtown Kelowna?
It doesn't really have much of a Downtown, if it is Kelowna that you are referring to.

[Drixxel]

Yeah.. yeah, downtown Kelowna's nothing special, but there's still a lot of badness lurking in the shadows. I used to work in a restaurant on one of the nastier streets downtown and had frequent unpleasant encounters with the same crazy homeless crack addicts on the way to and from there. City council elections are this weekend, though - action will be taken!

Anyways.. back to the continuing discussion of those curvy bipeds who strut among us.

[lordofduct]

I guess I was wrong about Girl 2

[lordofduct]

Blegh... do people not get what blowing steam is.

[Drixxel]

Blegh... do people not get what blowing steam is.

I could have sworm that this message was something else this morning.
Oh those mysterious edits..!

[lordofduct]

yeah... well I kinda just spouted out stress to relieve it all... I need to when upset. I kinda go and exagerate things and just blow my top... afterward I feel better and I'm no longer upset. some people draw, some punch things... I say nasty words for 5 minutes.

I felt this would of been a safe enough spot... why would any of my friends come to a Sega website? They all think I'm such a loser dork due to my obsession in Sega.

Well the girl who broke up with me and caused the spout of anger found it... and well got extremely pissed off.

I mean, I kept it nameless... but eh.

[Drixxel]

How did she possibly find that post? ..is she a lurker of the Sega-16 forums?

[lordofduct]

yeah...

she said that she knows all the websites i go to and that she checks them out sometimes.

She said she felt that I was gonna say something somewhere and came to all my hangouts to find out.

[ary incorparated]

Good that you have the guts to write it,that seems difficult You have to have self respect yourself no matter how,you have to come upp for yourself,You dont live for others you live for giving happyness and carrying it with the one thats destend.Well you have the gutz to tell this just on a forum,very dared and very good,you need to gain respect for doing that lord of Duckt,My respect youlle get because idd never do the same thing,i Am not fat or large or that kind of ugly it think but i have no self respect i dont care what i do and why, i am way to shy for girls,I am a bit of Problem case for myself since i have a bit AdhD and depressions,i have no work because im affraid to fail or fail when i ask for it,Nothing really big but good that you brought it in mind,youre not the only one who has those problems,but you Did brought it up,which is good.But hey fun that we can have the discussions about games for distraction eyh thats whats making bit of live,its part of fun but not entier live,(some poeple have it as live,WoW)But girlz ainth everything,relationship is more,comfort and that kind o stuff,Im not specifik in that butt thats because im a man,and dont know it like women,But I know that i start dating girls,since i have a bit of selfdegradation(pretty much)good Luck lord of duckt.Ahh in the end small problems which i think of sometimes when im lonely but not that big of a problem,Maybe for you ,but try to sett over it which may be difficult. :Dthe one is everything,the one that sticks with you for over 60,70,or maybe 80 years.

[ary incorparated]

Oh my God i read this Thread about 1 hour to understand 20 % of it :)

1: I have 127.8 lbs ( 60 kg ) and 74.8031 Inches ( 1,90 m )
-I look like Jesus Christus in his last days.

2: I am a total Freak - live in a 30 m2 room with 265 Sega Games and an old TV + an old PC - strange Piercings in the Ear and very unsocial.

3: I listen to musik like Nine Inch Nails, Kyuss and Deftones and its very hard to get a girl with this musik interessts.

4: I will work with children ( Kindergärtner ) and never gain much money

5: I hate cars and with 21 i have no license and will not make one

thats not small 30m2 but considering having that much megadrive games,yess tehn it is.

i like speed metall like metallica,Mercyfull fate,Diamond head.But its not notable ,i weight 70 kg and im like 1.75,1.80m long.But fun story,That sounds fully normal.


But all these thinks aren't problems to get a girl ( here in germany )
- if you are crazy, strange or discusting they like you more than every Ken or Vin Disel. And you need no phrase to talk to them... you get into the club, drink a lot and it works alone on the danceflor ( with backroundmusic from slipknot ). It is not how you look like or what you talk - you must be someone different from all these Football ( here is it Fußball / Soccer ) guys with nothing then their car's and tv's...

[ary incorparated]

Strida,do you have a genesis and when did you began noticing it,I keep wondering like if your just 13,Then you must have been at a good age to recognize genesis or sega overall,or did You became a retro gamer.Like a decent age to understand and remember everything is when your 5,6 or 7,but youre 13,so you never seen the release of the genesis and probably cant rmember the history of it,like when you where 7,thats six years ago,thats 1999 or 1998,the genesis and sega hype wasnt familiar then,DC was a flop,and sega had not much of a name in console gaming anymore,The more common consoles where Ps2 etc.But if i may ask,how did you know about the quality of sega while beeing so young and didnt see the release of many sega consoles,My compliments for that youre so upp to date with sega. :D

[David J.]

Funny, someone like me who has social problems has another date with a coworker, who has problems herself.

Let's just say I wheeled and dealed my way to a date. And it got me out of a early morning shift, but I have to work the same number of hours later that day... Can't win 'em all, but a date, sleeping in a little bit and staying up late is a good trade off, right?

[lordofduct]

Dude... anyone who tells me they have "social anxiety" or "problems" and they can't girlfriends is lieing. I don't care who the hell you are... you can find a girlfriend... just like David J. here.

I've noticed that a lot of these people (there is a certain friend of mine that comes to mind when I say this) that they set their standards to high... they expect the character, not in a higher league... just in a different league. Like take me for instance, i have no chance in the world with a girl like my sister and her friends. They are the preppy, hollister wearing broads and the sort... yeah... not my league.

But these guys keep getting these ideas in their heads they need some beautiful big breasted model of a god damn bitch... or some other standard that just isn't them.

I'll tell you this now... I have had girls from all kinds of groups. And those girls aren't any of your guys... or my... type.

David J. the self proclaimed social outcast found himself a sweet little social outcast of a girl who I bet is gorgeous in her own right and asked her on a date.

Shit... you know what girls physically I find attractive... and all the guys I know think I'm dumb for it: I like short hair, preferrably curly, small breasts and about 5 foot 4... I love glasses short nubby nails and fingers... these kinds of girls I've found also have the personality I love as well.

Hey... a lot can be said about a person by their physical looks. I do keep it in mind because well... a bitch in a skanky skirt with her tits pushed out and long strait blonde hair is usually a snobby money hungry unintelligent bitch.

A short homely plain jane who wears plain clothes usually tends to have a "the world hates me" mentality and is rather boring to talk too.

And beauty is in the eye of the beholder... strait UP! The last girls I dated some have called one "hatchet face" (i could say the same about his fiance), another "dude that hair makes her look like a guy" and "gremlin"... I thought they were fucking hot. And isn't that all that matters?

[lordofduct]

strait up... if you went to my MySpace page and looked at every girl on my comments... you'll probably find a few you though were kinda... eh, ugly, bleh. (some are obviousily hot... I'm not referring to the likes of say Christa... although there probably is someone here who wouldn't like her. I actually don't find her as good looking as others)

I think everysingle one of them are gorgeous.

look, tell me what you'd say.

My Myspace page (http://www.myspace.com/lordofduct)

Shit, you may also get to see some of the "psycho bitches" i've talked about...

[David J.]

I went on a date with her before, but she kept relenting when it came to a second date, I later went to her house for newyears, but coworkers blew that out of proportation. But she wanted to work a early morning shift, even tho she'd only be working on a few hours of sleep and she was like wanna go on another date? So I was sold.

[lordofduct]

I'd like to meet a cutey like that...

all the damn bitches I know don't even date. I don't think I've EVER been on a date... you know, like dinner, movie, museum... see I don't know what a fucking date is! UGH!

What counts as a date?

I don't think meeting some girls at a club is a date... or at a party... or inviting to a party... or sitting around their house doing God knows what... not a date in my opinion.

I envy you ya lil' bastard.

[David J.]

She doesn't date either, she only was with this guy because of her cousin for some reason.

Let's just say I wheeled and dealed my way to that.

[j_factor]

all the damn bitches I know don't even date. I don't think I've EVER been on a date... you know, like dinner, movie, museum... see I don't know what a fucking date is! UGH!

I've had dates in museums before. Maybe I'm just weird, but I think the Museum of Modern Art is a great place to go for a date. ...maybe that's why I don't get many dates.

[Melf]

I'd usually take women to dinner at a nice restaurant and then to a movie or a show. If there was a carnival or fair, we'd go there too. Local tourist attractions either of you have never been to make great date places as well.

[Drixxel]

Dates don't have to be some kind of highly-structured event. A few weeks before Christmas, I asked this girl I'd met in college out to lunch during this five-hour break between classes. Went to a place called Wrap Zone and we ate the densest "Mexican"-flavoured wraps ever, and started getting to know each other. We'd talked a little bit here and there before, but this was our first major conversation, and we ended up walking back to my place and talking for about another four hours until class started again. We covered such a staggering amount of ground in this conversation that I really felt like we'd struck up some kind of connection. Hell, at one point we were staring at television static and waxing philosophical on it. That doesn't happen with someone very often!

Unfortunately over the Christmas holidays while she was away visiting her parents, some Christian rapper named "Alta Ego" appealed to her spiritual side in a way I couldn't and spontaneously won her over. The bastard...!

[Melf]

Nothing hurts like conversion!

It could have been worse; you could have been Transitional Man!

[Drixxel]

Oh ho ho... Transitional Man...
That'd be the worst Mega Man robot master ever. But it still has nothing on the worst Mega Man X robot master of all time:

Malnutrition Crocodile.

I'll see to it that one day he exists..!


But back on topic --

lordofduct, all of the girls that post on your mySpace page really seem to have a certain fondness for you. Who was the one who ended up sneakin' about your online hangouts for whatever stalker reason she justified inside her undoubtedly psycho head?

[lordofduct]

it should be obvious... I dated her for the last few months, so she posted the most.

[Drixxel]

Done deal.

[David J.]

Well, I had my date tonight. It would have been wednsday, but she had to work. So I have a gift card for this place that expires in the year 3500 (I'm not lying), that has some damn fine food, but there was a 45 minute wait and they had tables ready! So I went to another esablished place, they where busy too, so I went to the "bar" next door and ate there. She ran into her old Basketball coach, which was intresting, so we then went to blockbuster, rented a movie, and watched a couple of movies. My folks where home so I couldn't take her over to my place, and the last thing I need is my 63 year old bitching about going in the home for the umpteenth time this week.

I had to leave early due to her roommate coming home from her second job all mad and pissed, and when she stepped in the door, I would have been in the crossfire, all according to her roommate who called and notified me.

So in the year 3499, we'll go on another date.
Yes, I paid for everything, so I have class. :)

[Melf]

Any chance for a second date? You need to get your money's worth! :p

Sounds like it went well enough. Hopefully you two will hit it off.

[David J.]

It took her almost a year to go on a second date... and she doesn't want to date anyone, so... it's kind of hard here.

[Kikoskia]

I am one of those rare people that actually had a long term relationship that actually worked. And when i say long term, I mean she lives in Florida and I live in the good old United Kingdom. In fact, I didn't even see a picture of her until about 6 months into our relationship. I had gotten to know her and her entire family over a year before we started to date and I still get along with all of them to this day. This relationship lasted for nearly two years and even resulted in me flying over to the USA to visit her and them for two weeks during easter last year.

Unfortunately, it did end last June. Apparently, I loved fully and with my heart and she wasn't able to return that love in the way she wanted to. That she loved me, but not in the way I deserved. I do not mind that it ended - Of course, I was heartbroken to begin with - but I am still unsure about what she meant. She was the third girlfriend I had ever had (the first was for a year when I was 13 and the second was for a whole month when i was 18) and she was also the first woman I ever kissed and the only woman I have ever kissed as well.

I get the same old lines about myself - Whenever I describe myself and my interests and when I provide my friends (usually other women) with a picture they go on about how I am a perfect person for a woman to go out with and hwo I will no doubt meet the woman of my draems. And yet, here I am still single, especially with Valentines Day coming up. My, I hate that day. Only my last girlfriend I described earlier sent me a valentines card and she is the only one I have ever sent one to. No one sends me them and I find that it gets too painful to send my affections to others like that and get burnt.

Oh, you name it, I've tried it. I have asked people out in person, through text message, even through other people. Heck, I even wrote a poem for one of them and I got the cold shoulder in return. In fact, I believe it was her FRIEND who came up to me and basically said that the woman had no interest in me and wouldn't want to be seen dead with me as my girlfriend. Yeah, real confidence booster.

But enough about me. I don't ask for pity. Just telling you my side of love - or rather my lack of it at times.

[Drixxel]

I've never been much of a fan of the "asking out" process. Luckily, in two rather special relationship dealies I've had through the years, the two of us simply arrived at a mutual understanding that we were into each other, and the standard introductory phase in dating (the asking out process) was bypassed completely. If only it always worked like that.

[Melf]

I simply hate dating. After my high school girlfriend and I broke up (or rather, she dumped me for college), I spent the next few years in and out of dead-end relationships and dates. My apathy towards the whole process almost prevented me from meeting my wife!

Both her mom and mine were nurses in the local hospital's obstetrics ward. Her daughter had recently ended a long-term relationship and was single. My mom, who had been eyeing her as a great catch for me for years, quickly jumped at the chance and told me that she wanted to meet me. She also said that it had been 2 months since the breakup. I didn't want to go but then thought "hey, at least I with a woman on a Saturday night!" and went.

We saw The Lost World and had ice cream, and we hit it off in spectacular fashion. She told me it had only been 3 weeks since her breakup, but that she had been disillusioned and sour to the whole relationship for months. Moreover, she hadn't wanted to go on the date either, but her mom told her I wanted to meet her!

Needless to say, we were married a year and a half later. We've been married for seven years, and we have a beautiful little daughter (who'll have a sibling later this year).

Love is so fucked up, but sometimes it's in a good way. Don't give up Dave, yours will definitely come soon.

[Kikoskia]

Lucky. I have never, ever had a woman say yes when I have asked them out. Of the three relationships I've had, all three of them were her asking me.

I also sinecerely wish that someday I would meet that woman that people claim is out there for me. Heck, I would love just to meet a woman who was actually interested in me. I never seem to meet any of them. Surely out of the three billion or so women in the world, one of them can give me that much needed self esteem boost and tell me they like me? But no, they don't. So I am stuck in this rutt.

[David J.]

My parents started a steady relationship right off the bat and got married one day a few years later for the hell of it. My dad: "I suppose I love her...".

I'm not giving up on this.. Even though I have Aspergers, which is a mild form of Autism that effects social interaction and a few other things, it isn't really stopping me. I'm determined to overcome a lot of hurdles that other with aspergers have. I've already graduated High School, got my license, a car, a job, and I am going to college and hopefully end up in social work in a few years, as I have an intrest and I want to spread awareness.

Relationships are little harder for me to get and sometimes understand, but it doesn't really bother me or get in my way too much.

[lordofduct]

heh... sorry if this seems rude to anyone, but maybe we all have aspergers...

cut from description of Aspergers:
"They usually have a circumscribed area of interest which usually leaves no space for more age appropriate, common interests."

[David J.]

That's a major problem for plenty of Aspies. That is true for me, and many others. Except mine are video games and cars. I have some very wierd obessions too, but it's manageable.

[David J.]

Well, I'm letting go of the girl I went on a date with. She is a psycho, and doesn't want to date or anything for some stupid reason unknown to me and her. This other girl I have the hots for appears to have a boyfriend.

There's this girl in one of my classes who appears to be single and nice, but she's borderline butter face. Which isn't really much of a problem for me.

[Drixxel]

What is it about this girl that makes her a psycho? Were you going for a romantic strut about town when she violently stomped on a pigeon and resumed walking only after several horrifying mouthfuls of avian entrails? Now I'd personally consider that more than worthy of the "psycho" tag.

[David J.]

She's not psycho like a murderer, but I'll be working with her, and I'm no where NEAR her and she'll say "get out of my bubble!!11" Then she'll become a bitch and say trash about people she doesn't even know that well, and brag she's better than everyone else.

Also, she works two jobs, doesn't want to go to college and can't really, and is either working, sleeping or spending time with her roommate when she's not at work. Oi vey.

[Drixxel]

Sounds like a zany character.

Ah well, good luck with that other prospect in your class. Butter face.. oh ho ho.. she may just be of an unconventional beauty.

[David J.]

If she lost her glasses and grew her hair a little longer, she'd be pretty damn good lookin'. But she's ok otherwise. So close to not being a butter face, but so close to being one. Oh well.

I don't see why she'd say no, so we'll see how it goes in the coming weeks.

[lordofduct]

Dude... glasses and short hair are cute. Well I think they are. Then again I'm not like most guys... I like short hair, glasses, small breasts (not flat... just lil' handful boobies are adorable). Aside from other needed non physical attributes as well of course. I can't date a fucking nitwit... they tend to get really pissed off when I correct them on anything.

For instance. This one girl said the word 'conversate' during a conversation we were having. I said, "You mean converse; right?"

Not a smart move on my part.




anyways...

I have a bit of a problem and I need some people to tell me if this is wrong of me... or not wrong enough to make it not worth the money. I know it is wrong... just well, you know.

I got offered 125 to sleep with some girl... all my friends are like "hot dog motha fucka I'll stick it to her!"... then all my girlfriends are like, "noooo, that is wrong... but you know you could buy me this with that money!"

So I'm at a loss... I think no, but... ugh.

[Melf]

Dude... glasses and short hair are cute. Well I think they are.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38125000/jpg/_38125375_scooby_doo_150b.jpg

Teh hotness.



I have a bit of a problem and I need some people to tell me if this is wrong of me... or not wrong enough to make it not worth the money. I know it is wrong... just well, you know.

I got offered 125 to sleep with some girl... all my friends are like "hot dog motha fucka I'll stick it to her!"... then all my girlfriends are like, "noooo, that is wrong... but you know you could buy me this with that money!"

So I'm at a loss... I think no, but... ugh.

Hmm, that's quite a pickle. I could ask the standard questions like "is she hot?" and "can you just pop & drop her?" but that'd be really shallow and callous of me. This is purely a judgement call. If you don't really care one way or the other, and if she's not really thinking you have other motives, I say why not? I just wouldn't lead her under false pretenses. But that's just me.

[Drixxel]

lordofduct, did the girl herself offer this money, or was it more of a dare on the part of your friends?

[Drixxel]

Ah jeez, I've got a doozy here..

I don't really feel like typing out every detail of this last month of confusion and manipulative bitchery, so here's the summarized version:


-I met this girl named Michelle on a "trendy" online community.

-We hit it off, met to have coffee, and spent the better part of two days together

-We shared many of the same interests.. video games, music, movies, etc.

-I kissed her, it was a wonderful moment.

-She had the absolute softest skin I've ever touched, and she loved my massages.

-A week passes before I see her again. We only get to spend a few hours together as I am relying on the bus to get back and forth from her place.

-She ends up heading to Surrey to stay with some old friends for a week. We don't talk at all during this time, except for once over MSN when I am extremely drunk late at night. She says she is excited to come home because her boyfriend is coming to see her. She wasn't referring to me, but her supposedly "ex-boyfriend" Stephen who she told me all kinds of horrible things about about on a regular basis.

-She returns from Surrey a weekend ago and all attempts to get in touch with her since then fail. ..and then I read this e-mail half an hour ago.

Look,
The reason I never got your phone calls was that number one my Mother was on the phone and the secondly because I was not home. My boyfriend and I worked things out and we are back together now. I have been avoiding you because this is not something I like to do to people. I love Stephen he makes me mad sometimes but that’s all, I would never really leave him for anything or anyone. Stephen and I have been together almost a year now and it would be stupid to end the relationship. We are engaged now as well, he surprised me it was beautiful.

- Michelle.


This fucktard of a boyfriend cheated on her, put her into a spiral of depression that she was only now emerging from, and according to her is a complete idiot who she is unable to hold an intelligent conversation with.

Oh yeah, here are a few fun facts about Michelle: she's reliant on prescription medication to keep her sane, she sees visions of the future in her dreams, and she spent her childhood in the company of two ghosts who lived in her old house.

So she lures me into thinking that we're starting a relationship, when in reality I was just a fun little timewasting deviation until she was reunited with her asshat fuckwit boyfriend. While I wish her a pleasing existence as I do have some fond memories to look back on, right now, she can go fuck herself.

[David J.]

I thought about hooking up back with a chick I "saw" for two weeks. The reason we "split up" was because she did not want to get out of poverty. I was willing to help her, but I wouldn't have treated her like a charity case if that's what your thinking.

She didn't want to get a job, apply for a scholarship or finacial aid. Hell, she even had a chance to tutor some students, to make friends (and money...) but declined... I'm still wondering if I should try and hook back up with her, maybe if she has changed her outlook?

[Drixxel]

Why is she so determined to live a pauper's life?

[David J.]

I don't know. I guess her father influences her to do so.

[MegaDrive20XX]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38125000/jpg/_38125375_scooby_doo_150b.jpg

Teh hotness.



Jinkies! I'd hit that :) hehheheheh! RAH! (Yeah)

[David J.]

Oh great, the girl I went on a date with recently is being a bitch again. As with every other time, she has brought it upon herself. I mentioned this one, who is a weirdo before.

For some reason she will not date anyone. She did not give a reason for not dating, but she dated some redneck dude in the past, and the reason she gave for dating him was “It was only because of my cousin.” What the fuck does your cousin have to do with you dating someone? That and she would rather date some jerk off instead of a person who would bend over backwards for her. Her roommate tried to convince her, and so did everyone else she knows to hook up with me. I went on a date with her over a year ago, and she was promising, but nope.

Now, this girl is the biggest bigot in the world. She hates everyone for no real reason. Very racist towards black people. But then again I work for a bunch of racists. That and she bitches I do not work hard. I might not work hard at fast food, but I work hard getting an education, and my mommy and daddy DO NOT pay for everything, contrary to what you think.. I almost showed her the bills I pay, but nope she did not want to see them. Now, I may have a lot of money in the bank, but I budget! I understand she is on her own, and in my area, housing is expensive! However, looking at how well furnished her apartment is and how much she spends on cable a month, holy shit. Who the fuck here has $400 a month to spend on cable?! In addition, have a nice supply of liquor? In addition, all you make is minimum wage!

Her second job is at the hospital, where every two weeks she will be lucky if she gets four hours, doing nothing but cleaning. My local hospital hires a lot more people than they ever need. She had a very cushy job at a local car dealership doing nothing for almost $10 an hour, but she blew it. Then when I talked to her about college, she said, “I’m not brainy enough”. My response “No shit.” I told her to talk to her parents about college, and I know they would pick up some of her slack, but nope, she wouldn’t budge.

I had the hots for her, but now, nope.

[Drixxel]

There exists not breasts mighty enough to blind ones eyes from that dreadful a personality.

[lordofduct]

guys guys guys...

women like ASSHOLES.

Why else do I get ass? I'm a prick... a dick... womanizer piece o' shite!



Being the perfect man is not what these young women are looking for at the moment. Give them 5 or 6 more years... maybe then they will. But at (I'm assuming the ages...) 21 22 years old they are still girls. In this day and age our maturity rate has slowed and declined. 60 years ago if you were 22 you were mature and already part of a family... today we party and party. Looking for a good man is like planning out one's life and these girls don't want to be tied down yet.

The idea of engagement is always sweet and romantic... but not a serious nature. These girls will fight and the date will be delayed and all that fun stuff. To them it is just hopeless romanticism... nothing more.

You want a girl cater to these hopeful whims and deny them of anything more fulfilling.

Flirt, but don't give off that you really want anything from them. Be sexual around them but anytime it gets close to maybe even a kiss or the inkling of going home... deny them. All that kinda dickheadish crap.

But don't expect these girls to want truly long lasting meaningful relationships... they are looking for a man to have FUN with. Party, hang, fuck... a pauper's life is great times of experiences and well... i don't want to be rude.



You are going to have to dig to find that keeper.


But thats my opinion... shit and when you find a girl that does want a meaningful relationship; they turn out to be...

PSYCHO BITCHES LOVE THE DYLDO!

[David J.]

All the girls I'm talking about do want serious relationships, small world huh?

[lordofduct]

you go keep telling yourself that.

The words that come out of their mouths and the feelings they don't even know they actually have are two completely different things.

As I declared... Psycho bitches.

If they truly wanted to settle down... they would think more about it and go for what was fulfilling and worthy... not for the quick trick volatile relationships filled with fighting and debauckle.

[David J.]

You live in Florida, aka party central pretty much, and I live in a ye 'ol classic redneck town in upstate New York right near America Jr where tradition rules alls.

In my area tons of kids settle down at ages ranging from 18-22, and where incomes are less than $25,000 a year. It's not just having kids and moving on to someone else to share that baby drama, but you'd be suprised how many serious relationships there are.

However... it is a trend in my dad's side of the family to settle down and have a family at a old age. Even in the 1940's and 1950's when people had kids right out high school, my grandma didn't have her first kid until she was 36. Pretty damn old then, and today.

[lordofduct]

You live in Florida, aka party central pretty much, and I live in a ye 'ol classic redneck town in upstate New York right near America Jr where tradition rules alls.


I would agree with that completely... things are a bit different here. Still doesn't defeat that they are still psycho... no matter the manner it may be. If they are just partying... or they do want to settle down, but use very poor judgement in the manner of doing so.

[David J.]

Well... All of the clubs in my area are out in the woods and are in areas of low income. One local club is out in a hick town, and you are required to dress... high class and like five people go there. One was closed due to a shooting and bad publicity. So where are you going to party in my area?

Again, let alone afford it. Everyone pretty much works a low income job, makes less than $25,000 a year, work six days a week and spend their low wages on expensive crap then complain about having no money.

[lordofduct]

Well I must say; here in my area everyone isn't rich either.

We have our rich. Palm Beach Island is notorious for the multi-billion dollar incomes. But those rich don't become rich without abusing the slaves. Palm Beach County is filled with poor... dirt freaking poor people. It amazes how these people survive and make due... I'm surprised how I did it. I make more money now, but that was due to a lucky break, hard work and then more recently a horrible devestating turn of luck that was financially positive... life destroying.

The majority of people I know though make anywhere from 13K-24K a year, live 3 to 6 people deep in small apartments and share just one car amongst them. Living in a party world surrounded by people with money these poor spend and spend what they have out on the town to look like they've got more then they have and it is scary.

I have groups of friends who literally live in their cars... some of whom's car don't even run. They stop by friends houses to bath and maybe take a nap... but no home for themselves. And this isn't 1 or 2, this is several, multiple. I then see them down at Respectable Street or The Lounge drinking away their worries.

In my hometown in CT I was used to seeing these kinds of people at the local pub. They were 40 years old though... these kids are 19 and 20 years old. Their parents don't even care enough... OR don't even have the money to afford to assist them in any way. One of my buddy's lives with 4 friends in an apartment in the slums... he works construction and a good deal of his paycheck goes to his parents each week to make sure they and his siblings do fine.

[lordofduct]

What I'm trying to say is that money has nothing to do with it. People still party...

You may not go to clubs. Instead you go to the mall, or down to the Knights of Columbus, hang out in front of the convenience store or at a park... maybe just in your basement or living room. You relax, you drink, you may smoke or something. Anything but try to make a sensible or rational decission about life. You've been responsible all week making sure you survive... now its lala time. Psycho time.

[lordofduct]

So check this... I went out last week on Thursday to a club and just sitting back getting drunk when my friend's girlfriend makes me walk one of their friends to the her car in the alley as they were to lazy.

10 or 12 drinks later were discussing stupid shit like books and sociology with this other chick when we decide to follow these cats back to some drug dealers house.

Some drunk driving through the back streets of the bad part of town and getting lost. Find our way and in the house we go. I am assaulted by yet more booze and 5 foot nitrous tanks. Oh dear... I haven't done anything but drink in almost 2 years... I quit drugs because cocaine was killing off all my friends and family :(

Well the mixture upsets my stomach and mid sentence with these 2 girls I just vomit onto the counter and all over one of their sacks... I just continue on with my conversation and politely ask for some paper towels and apologize.

I made a complete FOOL of myself! YEY!

Well... as things go... last night the girl calls my friend and asks if he and his girlfriend are going to the fetish show. They say yes... she then ask if I'm going... of course they concur. Good, well I'm spending the night then she says.

WTF is with these girls!?

[Drixxel]

At least you'll get a feel for their tastes/inhibitions at the fetish show. Roll with it however from there. They may be wild and playful now, but something tells me they could easily become true to the thread title.

[David J.]

I worked with a girl who liked it when men shit on her stomach. If you want, I could hook ya up, but use a rubber damnit, she has more diseases then I can count!

She now works at Walmart, and since she started working there, I haven't gone in. I had some pretty epic duels with this slut. I laughed at all of the guys she'd bring in off the streets. And the fact her parents didn't even know about her sex life was shocking, considering she was always sick, lived with her parents, and went to the military hospital (as her dad is in the military).

[Drixxel]

I worked with a girl who liked it when men shit on her stomach. If you want, I could hook ya up, but use a rubber damnit, she has more diseases then I can count!

She now works at Walmart, and since she started working there, I haven't gone in. I had some pretty epic duels with this slut. I laughed at all of the guys she'd bring in off the streets. And the fact her parents didn't even know about her sex life was shocking, considering she was always sick, lived with her parents, and went to the military hospital (as her dad is in the military).

That one's a keeper.

[lordofduct]

Wow... we just sacked a hoe on our website last night for the same exact thing!

[David J.]

This summer I might be quitting my job and geting involved with something (legal, like voulenteering or something GOOD). My job works me six days a week, hell EVERYONE! and yeah, the last thing I want to do on a day off is venture outside.

Being stuck in a hot stuffy kitchen is just as counterproductive as being stuck in a airconditioned room glued to a computer. It's time I start feeling good about myself - I got to see how do this semister in college - any class I get a D in, I have to pay for, but I'm in good shape, hopefully....

[David J.]

David Wept. :(

The girl who I had the hots for, the poor chick I mentioned eariler, well came in to work today, and it looks like she came in with a boyfriend.

But I am not 100% positive it was her. She came in with a lady who is not her mom, dressed very nice, the both of them. There was a young boy right next to them, and I guess the kids dad, so I kind of got frustrated a bit.

I later took a peek and saw the boy and the old guy eating at the same table -- draw your own conclusions. I dunno if she is going to college, but monday I will find out.