"state something completely random time!"

[VinnyT]

My computer suddenly took all my songs from LimeWire and made them into zip files, and they will not unzip, or play at all. I'm pretty pissed right now. Why has this happened and how can I fix it?

[Mr Smith]

Virus?

[Rusty Venture]

The RIAA strikes again!

[metalliqaz]

are you sure they are actually zip files? maybe they are still mp3 files but some other program took over the file-type association...

[VinnyT]

I don't know for sure, but I AM typing this from my Wii. I feel special!!

[Rusty Venture]

They picked one of the least representative Lords of Acid songs for that "Comix Zone" sampler. Safe? Sure...but far from the best Lords song.

At least it wasn't one of their few songs about smoking weed.

[VinnyT]

If I can get this virus out of Limewire, i,ll try another of there songs.

[Rusty Venture]

A virus that turns your MP3's into zip files....what a dumbass virus.


I can understand the point of a malicious virus, but why one that fucks with you like this?

[VinnyT]

Oh well, i'm deleting the folder, along wtih LimeWire. I'll eventually put LimeWire back in, but not until i'm done being pissed.

[Seldane]

...Then it showed up around the corner, AND TORE MY FREAKING ARM OFF! Needless to say, it was highly satisfactory.

[VinnyT]

Somebody make a USB keyboard for the Wii please!

[Seldane]

Somebody make a USB keyboard for the Wii please!
I disagree.

[VinnyT]

Or it can be wireless, I don't care. Typing with that damn Wiimote (i'm on my computer now) gets annoying pretty quick.

[ErinO]

Or it can be wireless, I don't care. Typing with that damn Wiimote (i'm on my computer now) gets annoying pretty quick.


I think the term wiimote is too damn cute, ha ha.

[Rusty Venture]

I still find that to be one of the worst named systems ever.


"Playstation" is a pretty goddamn mediocre name, but the choice Nintendo made......yeesh.

Almost makes me wish they had continued with "Ultra 64/Nintendo" a beyond.

[Mr Smith]

Somebody make a USB keyboard for the Wii please!

I would love to make a Wiiboard for you, however, I am incompetent and said Wiiboard would most likely be made of paper and wouldn't work.

[Zebbe]

I think Xbox is the ugliest name. A box with a X on? WTH? And after it came Xbox 360. What happened to the 358 between them? Probably prototypes, since it is a Microsoft product.

[Elusive]

Did you know that the length between your wrist and inner elbow is almost exactly the same as the length of your foot? They're bigger than you think :D

[Seldane]

I think Xbox is the ugliest name. A box with a X on? WTH? And after it came Xbox 360. What happened to the 358 between them? Probably prototypes, since it is a Microsoft product.

The 360 addition is simple. It's a box, right? But this is a ROUND box, in other words - a BALL! An Xball. http://www.sega-16.com/forum/images/icons/360.gif

:p

[Rusty Venture]

I think Xbox is the ugliest name. A box with a X on? WTH? And after it came Xbox 360. What happened to the 358 between them? Probably prototypes, since it is a Microsoft product.

359 "hotfixes" were required to get the 360 working properly. :D


I loves mah Xbox ::huggles Xbox:: I also love my Outrun games ::huggles them too::

[VinnyT]

I thought you wanted to cuddle....

[Rusty Venture]

It's not working out between us.


It's not you, it's me.

[VinnyT]

You turned a Boondocks Saints quote into something totally generic.

Of course, i've probably said it wrong.

[Rusty Venture]

It would probably help immensely if I'd actually seen the movie.

My GF saw it (based on a co-workers recommendation) and she told me about the movie.

Willem Dafoe in drag...thats more than enough reason to never bother with it.

[metalliqaz]

cop: "what are you doing?"
guy: "I just wanted to cuddle"
cop: "cuddle? what a ***"

boondock saints is a great movie.

"****ing... What the ****. Who the **** ****ed this ****ing... How did you two ****ing ****s... ****!!"
"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. "

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

*is lost*

[Elusive]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4035/generalcat1mn9.jpg
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/8794/generalcat2yz7.jpg
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/3121/generalcat3nn3.jpg

[Seldane]

That's the ugliest cat I've ever seen. And I've seen ugly cats.

[VinnyT]

You haven't worked at Euclid Veterinary Hospital, most likely because you're in another country.

Oh that stories I could tell, but I currently don't have the time.

[VinnyT]

cop: "what are you doing?"
guy: "I just wanted to cuddle"
cop: "cuddle? what a ***"

boondock saints is a great movie.

"****ing... What the ****. Who the **** ****ed this ****ing... How did you two ****ing ****s... ****!!"
"Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. "

Swearing is fucking alowed, just for future refrence.

[metalliqaz]

Swearing is fucking alowed, just for future refrence.

Noted. After what happened to Imus, I didn't want to offend anyone by saying "fag" lol.

Heh, also i thought the "fucking fuckers" line was funnier with nearly the entire thing bleeped out.

-d

[Mr Smith]

I think it's time for the O RLY owl...

[Flash1087]

{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-
O RLY?

[VinnyT]

Oh god no. Please no!

[Seldane]

Oh *** no. Please no!

[Elusive]

I think it's time for the O RLY owl...

It's never time for the O RLY owl.

[Rusty Venture]

"I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves."

[VinnyT]

□□□□□άάΰΰύύ◎◎ΨΩΥΥΨΊΉΦΠΣΤΈΎ

[Rusty Venture]

Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty
Touch it!
Kitty on my foot and I want to touch it!

[VinnyT]

I just shoved a pencil in the screw hole.

[Rusty Venture]

Sounds painful.

[metalliqaz]

"Son, a beer is like a woman. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!"

-Homer Simpson

[Mr Smith]

Wankers are crap

[Rusty Venture]

"Organic is orgasmic!"

- Slogan I feel the organic foods industry needs to adopt.

[VinnyT]

Oh quiet down honey, it's only fire....

[Elusive]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4204/allyourbasebelongtousbyul9.jpg

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO U.S. oh god its 2000 all over again

[Rusty Venture]

I never voted Bush.

[Mr Smith]

I never voted Bush.

Neither did I :D

[VinnyT]

I was too young. Thank god I can vote next year.

[Rusty Venture]

VinnyT and I are both not voting for Bush next year.

We're gonna stick it to him! :p

[metalliqaz]

if you guys vote for Hillary, i'll have to come over there an slap you.

[VinnyT]

Technically, no one will. Unless Jeb Bush runs.

[Rusty Venture]

if you guys vote for Hillary, i'll have to come over there an slap you.

The point of voting is to pick the person you hate the least.

[VinnyT]

Or if you just don't care, then you put Mickey Mouse, which is the top write in vote in the country every year.

[Rusty Venture]

Mickey would be a great president, except he has no personality.

[VinnyT]

That's why Barack Obama is his mouthpiece.

[Flash1087]

OPTIMUS PRIME IN 2008

[metalliqaz]

I would vote for Optimus Prime, no question about it.
Hell, I would probably turn gay for him.


-d

/was that over the top?

[Mr Smith]

David Hasslehoff for President of the World.

[Rusty Venture]

Hasselhoff can't be President of the world and King of Germany at the same time.

It's a shame that the rest of the world will miss out on both "Turbo Boosts" and all the fine ladies constantly running around in slow motion in swimsuits.

Just as long s he doesn't sing.

[VinnyT]

I saw fireworks from the freeway
And behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away
'Cause you were born on the fourth of july, freedom ring
Now something on the surface it stings
I said something on the surface
Well it kind of makes me nervous
Who says that you deserve this
And what kind of god would serve this?
We will cure this dirty old disease
If you've got the poison I've got the remedy


The remedy is the experience.
This is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that it's serious.
This is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends
When it all amounts to nothing in the end.


I won't worry my life away.

I won't worry my life away.


I heard two men talking on the radio
In a cross fire kind of reality show
Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack
They were counting down the ways to stab
The brother in the be right back after this
The unavoidable kiss, where the minty fresh
Death breath is sure to outlast this catastrophy
Dance with me, because if you've got the poison,
I've got the remedy

The remedy is the experience.
This is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that it's serious.
This is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends
When it all amounts to nothing in the end.


I won't worry my life away.

I won't worry my life away.


When I fall in love I take my time
There's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind
You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine and I'll tell you why

Because

The remedy is the experience.
This is a dangerous liaison
I say the comedy is that it's serious.
This is a strange enough new play on words
I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend
The rest of your nights with the light on
So shine the light on all of your friends
When it all amounts to nothing in the end.

I won't worry my life away.

I won't worry my life away.

I won't and I won't and I won't

[Rusty Venture]

Shabba!

[VinnyT]

Do.

[Rusty Venture]

Scooby dooby doo, where are you?

[VinnyT]

Scooby Dooby Doo, took a poo
Shaggy thought it was candy
Shaggy took a bite, his face turned white
that was the end of Shaggy.

(3rd grade sucked)

[Rusty Venture]

Shaggy was such a stoner.

[VinnyT]

I'm one sad dog-food eating hippy.

[Elusive]

http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8739/soniclothesdm4.jpg

[VinnyT]

Go Joe Thomas. That is all.

[Sega Uranus]

Hey Puppet Pal Clem!

[VinnyT]

Yeah Puppet Pal Mitch?

[Rusty Venture]

Now you know.....and knowing is half the battle.


YO JOE!

[VinnyT]

So I just got a new manager. I wonder how long till my hours are shit and I quit.

[Flash1087]

DAMNIT, JERSEY DEVILS!

[Mr Smith]

http://www.eccoblue.org/images/Orca%20Jump%2011x14%20ICM%20web.jpg

[VinnyT]

I'd rather play a Shamu game than an Ecco the Dolphin game.

[Rusty Venture]

"Remember how I said I'd kill you last? I lied."

[VinnyT]

That episode of Law & Order where the doctor shoots a kid was just on, and it was still as creepy as before.

[DigitalSpace]

You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners.

[Rusty Venture]

Black holes suck too.

[Flash1087]

Spider-Man 3 was completely whelming. Not overwhelming, and by no means underwhelming, but I certainly felt whelmed when I left the theatre. It's my #2 of 2007 so far, behind Hot Fuzz and ahead of Grindhouse.

[VinnyT]

The fact that you just connected Spiderman 3 with 10 Thing I Hate About You makes the movie that much more seeable for me, for no good reason.

[Elusive]

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3190/20070402aw0.png

[Rusty Venture]

I've always felt those Mac commercials were overly condescending.


Does anyone else find it odd that Sean Connery, a man who never covers his Scottish accent *IN ANY MOVIE*, was in a movie called "Highlander" and not cast as someone *FROM* Scotland?

[Flash1087]

My friends and I have mocked that at length, sir.

"Haggis? What's haggis?"

"Stuffed sheeps' intestines."

"That's revolting! What do you do with it?"

"You EAT it!"

[16-bit]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/GEMAN/MOARSPAM.jpg

[Flash1087]

HEY JACK RUBY! wambalamba

[DigitalSpace]

Black holes suck too.

And tornadoes.

[Rusty Venture]

Some prom dates too.

[VinnyT]

I wonder when the Lizard will finally make his debut.

[Flash1087]

HI I'M DOCTOR CONNORS 'MEMBER WHEN I WAS A VILLIAN?

[VinnyT]

Eric Foreman: I left That 70's Show and made the last season suck for this?!

[Rusty Venture]

I've not seen Spidey 3 (don't spoil anything for me) but I was getting the feeling that there were too many villains in the movie.

Maybe Venom could have just been....left out. I get the feeling his inclusion was there to make some fanboys happy.

[VinnyT]

It seems like it. He was pretty much used wrong, but some are thinking it was done to make a Spiderman 4 that much better.

[Rusty Venture]

I think i'm going to wait and see Spidey 3. Wait a long while.


Also:

Today I received a five pence coin in place of a dime in my change.

Canadian money I'm sorta surprised to get, but not really something thats overly rare to get.

English money shows up next to never....especially in the middle of the US.

[VinnyT]

Sometimes i'll get a canadian quarter, and if I don't like the person i'll act like I'll refuse to except it until they hand me another quarter. What are they gonna do, complain that I wont take another countrys money?

[Rusty Venture]

Well, it technically isn't usable. But Canadian quarters are the same size as US quarters are work just as well.

But it is kinda cool to get weird money you have never seen before.

[VinnyT]

Thumbing your way to Vegas dirty, and your screaming like your back from hell....

[Rusty Venture]

Wasn't the 1970's the lowest point in Hanna-Barbara animation?

Did they just decide to (cheaply) animate *ANY* concept that someone came up with?

"Dude, how about a 20 ft Great White shark that walks on his tail, can breathe in and out of water, and talks just like Curly from the Three Stooges?"

"Great idea, but put him in a band and we'll whip up some episodes in a few days!"

[VinnyT]

Pretty much. They knew that whatever they put out there wouldn't matter so they just put anything out there.

Still, Touche Turtle was the shit. He fucking challenged a lightning bolt to a duel and WON.

[Rusty Venture]

In that later (shittier) Pebble and Bam-Bam show, why did Bam-Bam only have normal strength? Shouldn't his strength grow as he gets older and larger? Why isn't he lifting houses and shit by the time he is a teen?

[Flash1087]

Speaking of Hanna-Barbara animation, anyone remember The Impossibles?

How, exactly, did Fluid Man's power work? How the hell can you turn yourself into a liquid but still retain some sembalance of shape?

[VinnyT]

I think it's like The Sandman, he can make part of his body fluid, but then have solid bone when he needs too.

Or it's bullshit by the animators, either works.

[Rusty Venture]

I dub that part of the "Jabberjaw* Theory".

Meaning...it makes no goddamn sense and I don't think anyone thought about it longer than to whip up some concept.




*Jabberjaw is that talking, walking shark. Nuk Nuk Nuk.

[VinnyT]

El Kabong.

[Rusty Venture]

The Hair Bear Bunch

A bunch of bears with 'fros.

HB animation was pretty poor even into the 1980's, but then there was a lot of animation was done "on the cheap" back then.

The only show that I have recently seen again that actually had some decent animation (done in Japan I believe) was Inspector Gadget.


Do da do-do-do...Inspector Gadget.

Do da do-do-do...hoo hoo!

[Flash1087]

The Real Ghostbusters was done by the same studio as Inspector Gadget, I believe. And even if not, it's still one of the best-animated shows of the 80's.

[Rusty Venture]

Real Ghostbusters had some creepy episodes, first few seasons were filled with really creepy and macabre stuff.

I'd be interested in seeing if that show is as creepy as I remember it being.

[VinnyT]

Seriously, can't I sue a compnay for taking away hour long breaks just for fun?

[VinnyT]

Oh, and the Laffalympics is a waste of ink.

[Rusty Venture]

"You wear a disguise to look like human guys....
But you're not a man you're a chicken Boo."

[Flash1087]

CANDLEJACK

[VinnyT]

I love how a DVD that's "factory sealed" is still missing the disc.

[Rusty Venture]

Ebay?

[VinnyT]

Amazon actually. He had great feedback, but now since i've got it there's been multiple negatives in a row against him. I haven't left one yet because i'm giving him the benefit of a doubt and trying to just get him to send the disc.

[Rusty Venture]

I personally never deal with anyone with less than 99% feedback.


But that doesn't help in this instance as he had good feedback.

[VinnyT]

Oh well, it cost a grand total of $7 so i'm not all THAT worried about it.

White Towns- Your Woman seems to be sung by a very mannish sounding woman. Or is it irony of a guy saying I could never be your woman cause he is indeed NOT a woman?

[Rusty Venture]

I thought that was a dude singing.

Ya Kid K --- took me over a year to find out/realize that "He" was a she.

[VinnyT]

Sometimes I hate Sirius radio because the songs they play conmfuse me.

But it's still awesome and I wish I could buy it for myself.

[Rusty Venture]

Sirius 90's Alternative Rock is the best channel out there.....

unless they play Bush or Pearl Jam.


I don't care for either band.

[VinnyT]

The Pulse is also nice when it plays old 90's songs that arn't fitting to the 90's Alternative station.

[Rusty Venture]

There are quite a few songs that play on the "90's Alternative" that I would say don't qualify to be on that station.

I hear stuff from the short lived "swing" craze and even Fatboy Slim & Prodigy but I have yet to hear Bjork on there.

I guess she is less "Alternative" than the likes of Cherry Popping Daddies and Squirrel Nut Zippers.

[Flash1087]

Cherry Poppin' Daddies' "Zoot Suit Riot" was the first CD I ever bought for myself as a kid. Still have it.

[Rusty Venture]

The big question is, do you still listen to it?

Do you still revel in late 90's fad excess?


Now that i think about it I think 90's fad excess is better than 80's anything.

Except for the "Macarena".

[VinnyT]

And Titanic.

[Rusty Venture]

The ultra over hyping of that movie killed it.

The only James Cameron movie I refuse to watch. The rest are great.

[VinnyT]

Is there a way to cheat those scratch off things as Burger King?

[kaduflyer]

There's a dead bear behind the shed

[Flash1087]

I think my band's breaking up tomorrow. I'm devastated.

[VinnyT]

Don't make it as pathetic as the Greys Anatomy finale, because then you'd have to kill your self.

[Flash1087]

Didn't see it, what happened?

[Rusty Venture]

"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow..."

[VinnyT]

George failed his exam and quit being a doctor. Burke stopped the wedding and left the show. Callie got the Cheif job, which just didn't make sense. Merideth isn't looking for love, she just likes the competition of finding someone, but gets bored quickly.

I'm actually not excited for a 4th season like I was last year for the third season. I'm kinda disappointed.

[Rusty Venture]

There is no greater season finale than the one for Venture Brothers Season 2.

That should be a textbook case of how you end a season in the most awesome fashion ever. It kills me that I will have to wait until next year to watch season 3.

[VinnyT]

Shrek 3 is underwhelming.

[Rusty Venture]

I heard the same for "Spider-man 3".

It is a series that can say "Yeah the sequel was better than the first movie" but it can't claim the same for the third movie.

Just like the "Alien" franchise!

[VinnyT]

It felt so much like a DVD movie, it was sad.

But the Immigrant Song part with Snow White was badass.

[Rusty Venture]

It felt like one of those direct to DVD Disney sequels?

[VinnyT]

Kinda. Just going so far away from what the original was.

I mean, I LOVED the original Shrek. You had a good mix of humor along with fairy tale setting, and even if the pop-culture dates the film, the good outweighs the bad in a big way.

Then Shrek 2 came along and it felt a little forced, although I still enjoyed it.

Shrek 3 thought just didn't do it for me. You had the Snow White part and the frogs singing Live and Let Die, which felt out of place. It's too bad we've got THREE MORE of these things coming out.

[Rusty Venture]

*Three* more Shrek movies?


Things are going to be pretty sorry by the time we see Shrek 6.

[Rusty Venture]

I met him out for dinner on a Friday night
He really got me workin' up an appetite
He had tattoos up and down his arm
There's nothin' more dangerous than a boy with charm
He's a one-stop shop, makes the panties drop
He's a sweet-talkin', sugar-coated candyman
A sweet-chocolate, sugar-coated candyman

He took me to the Spider Club at Hollywood and Vine
We drank champagne and we danced all night
We shook the paparazzi for a big surprise
The gossip tonight will be tomorrow's headline
He's a one stop-shop, makes my cherry pop
He's a sweet-chocolate, sugar-coated candyman
A sweet-chocolate, sugar-coated candyman


Christina Aguliera: saving the world from subtlety.

[VinnyT]

Pirates of the Caribean 3 was amazing, if not a little stretched out in the middle.

[VinnyT]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarehha, does that mean the 5th person enjoys it?

[Rusty Venture]

The 5th person is just constipated.

[VinnyT]

No, he has it, that's why he's included in the 5. Constipation would qualify him(or her) for another study.

[Rusty Venture]

He/she/it/them doesn't have diarrhea, if that person did then 5 out of 5 people would suffer from it.


Perhaps they just took a really good dump. :D

[VinnyT]

......
The joke is that he enjoys it.

Damn it, i'm attempting gay humor, shut up!

[Rusty Venture]

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/Hated.jpg


Now that can be considered gay humor.

[VinnyT]

Yes.

Anyway, Tenacious D In the Pick of Destiny was going good until they decided they couldn't decide on an ending, which kinda pissed me off.

[DigitalSpace]

Beef Pot Pie = awesome.

[VinnyT]

Soon there just going to start putting Hot Pockets inside a Hot Pocket.

[Mr Smith]

http://www.arctic.noaa.gov/detect/detection-images/marine-walrus-anim0022.jpg

[VinnyT]

ψ ← What does this mean?

[DigitalSpace]

It is not the nineties anymore, but it's still okay to make time for Klax.

[Rusty Venture]

It's always the 90's

On Sirius 90's Alternative.

[VinnyT]

Or the Pulse, at least 80% of the time.

[Rusty Venture]

I can name 97% of the songs played on the 90's Alternative station within the first few seconds they start.

But i'm pretty sure there are more than a few songs played on there that fall outside the "90's" classification.

[VinnyT]

I've noticed a couple January 2000 releases on 90's alternative, or maybe an occasional December 1989 release, but it's nothing huge in ways of mistaken music identity.

[Rusty Venture]

I just wish their rotation wasn't so goddamn "Pearl Jam" heavy.

[VinnyT]

I must always miss that at work and get Smells Like Teen Spirit played every other song.

[Rusty Venture]

I hear "Lithium" more than I hear "Smells like Teen Spirit".

I won't complain about Bush even thought I hate them as much as PJ. Bush isn't played as much as PJ, but it seems to almost always be "Machinehead".

[VinnyT]

I know, I wish Glycerine would be played more, which I prefer over Machinehead anyway.

And yeah, I got a new phone:

http://www.letstalk.com/img/blogs/art/68/Samsung_CESUnveiled.jpg
It's big as hell and it doesn't play WMA files off my MicroSD, but it's still been my best phone i've had by a long shot.

[Rusty Venture]

I've heard that new NIN single "Capital G" on the radio and I kept thinking that I've heard that background beat someplace before.

Turns out is sounds very similar to a beat used in the KMFDM song "Under Satan" from their 1992 album "Money".

[VinnyT]

I'm finally getting Beggar Prince. I'm happy.

[Rusty Venture]

Is there anyone on here who doesn't like the pic in my sig?

[Mr Smith]

I don't like it as she isn't topless.

[Rusty Venture]

I'm sure that Melf would bounce me out of here for posting a topless pic of her on his website.....after he got bored with staring at her. ;)

[VinnyT]

Never know till you try....

(perve)

[Rusty Venture]

Toplessness you request, toplessness you shall receive! Some bottomlessness too!

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/akane_topls.jpg

:D

[VinnyT]

"A winner is you!"

[Zebbe]

I'm finally getting Beggar Prince. I'm happy.

What took you so long?

[VinnyT]

Money. I was worried about having the budget of $40 for a Genesis game.

[Rusty Venture]

A wise fortune cookie once told me:

"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail."

[VinnyT]

I can't remember a song from years ago that I totally forgot about until hearing it on Sirius yesterday.

All I remember now was some guy with a deep voice singing about sitting on a bench, "and there she was..."

That's it, i'm stuck now.

[VinnyT]

OMG......IDK my BFF Jill?

[Rusty Venture]

Narf!

[VinnyT]

This is SNF!

[TwistedReality]

I wanted that seat cushion really badly, by the ball peen hammer stole it...

[VinnyT]

YOUR DOING IT WRONG!

SAYS WHO?

[VinnyT]

It's the muppet show!
It's time to play the music.
Its Time to light the lights.
It's time to meet the muppets
On the muppet show tonight!

It's time to put on make up
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain
On the muppet show tonight.

Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show!

But now lets get things started
Why dont you get things started!?

To introduce our guest star
that's what I'm here to do
so it really makes me happy
to introduce to you.......

It's time to get things started on the most
Sensational,Inspirational,Celebrational,
Muppetational
This is what we call the muppet show!

[Mr Smith]

:o Two double posts

:ban:

[Robivy64]

Chicken Tendercrisp FTW!

[VinnyT]

Wendys 3-alarm whatever spicy chicken sandwhich already won, even though it's already discontinued.

[Rusty Venture]

Despite having the toys and watching the cartoon as a kid I never became much of a Transformers fan as an adult...but I'm kinda interested in seeing the movie.

[VinnyT]

I pretty much have no interest in seeing it, mostly because i've never been a Transformers fan in the first place, and also it just looks like another "How many ways can we violently kill innocent humans because Michael Bay secretly hates humankind" film.

[Rusty Venture]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6D9jWddx1c&mode=related&search=

I don't think there is a phrase in any language that can summarize that.

Just when I reach a point where I can say I 100% respect the Japanese I have to go and see something like that. :daze:


They do gain some lost points with this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLjoBDLzbz4&mode=related&search=

[VinnyT]

http://humour.200ok.com.au/img/toyota.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

Nice Domo-kun.

[VinnyT]

Damn it, it worked when I posted it.

It was a toyota-toy yoda joke.

[Rusty Venture]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IURfntimnlA


:rofl:

[VinnyT]

YouTube is blocked at work......

Oh, and like no stores have recieved The Bigs for Wii today, despite this being the release date. I'm pissed.

[Rusty Venture]

Too bad, thats some funny shit.

[VinnyT]

Probably.

I want to play The Bigs NOW!

[Elusive]

It all started out as a harmless cash-in comic apparently drawn by autistic five-year-olds:
http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/2995/1167844071134xn5.th.gif (http://img516.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1167844071134xn5.gif)

Then things got wierder, and everything was 'ooh look how insightful our comic is ooooh let's vaguely reference wise old masters and spiritualism':
http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/3198/tailswtfuy0.th.jpg (http://img517.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tailswtfuy0.jpg)

Then there were the sponsors, and the occasional PSA. Why are there ads every three sentences??
http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/3847/hahahaqc2.th.jpg (http://img102.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hahahaqc2.jpg)

Then the staff were apparently all replaced with furries, in time to complete a nice run of furry guilt-trip issues about EVIL HUMANS wanting to KILL NATURE and MAKE WAR NOT LOVE. Then came Teen Drama. Teen Drama: love triangles, Wise Old Parents, Let's Turn Knuckles Green And Then Kill Him Off BUT NOT REALLY AHAHAHAHA, and uh, Sonic cries a little. We've all been there, no harm in a hedgehog with quills to his feet and eyes larger than his body crying a little is there? ;,,,(


I keep thinking, someone must be buying these comics. Is it printed on cheap, soft, easily-foldable paper or something?

This post is continued in Sega-16: Ultimate Posting Special! On Sale Now!

[Rusty Venture]

I gotta ask this for those in the UK:

Did anti-drug PSA's in the 80's and early 90's include a drug dealer of some kind always *WANTING* to give his illegal substance to just any kid who walks by?

[Dragon Force]

I play guitar about 5 to 8 hours a day.

Oh yea and

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg/350px-God-kills-kitten.jpg

[VinnyT]

I gotta ask this for those in the UK:

Did anti-drug PSA's in the 80's and early 90's include a drug dealer of some kind always *WANTING* to give his illegal substance to just any kid who walks by?

All I know is either those ads are ENTIRELY unrealistic, or I lived near some of the most selfish pot smokers around. I've never been given any sort of drug, offered at a price? Yeah.

[MitsuruX]

"Any man strong enough to beat the crap out of Sagat is a man I want found"

[VinnyT]

So, I need a supplier of color contact lenses, but lenses that cover the entire eye, including the pupil, to create a complete blue dot instead of an eye.

[MitsuruX]

If i got a Nickel for every time someone in the world used the the word "Nintendo" as a generic term to describe any and all video games i would have a net worth of 5 Billion Dollars!

[VinnyT]

Does anyone know of a good costume color lenses place?

[Rusty Venture]

Sounds like a DIY job. ;)

[VinnyT]

I'd rather not risk it by doing it myself. I'll find some costume shop.

[Vehemont]

"Glam means, Gay LA Music.", says Dave Mustaine.

[VinnyT]

I think you blew a seal.

Nope, it's just Vanilla Ice Cream that I spilled over myself.

[Vehemont]

Oy Vey!

[VinnyT]

So, there was this face glue for costumes that I had used once for a school play, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was called. Eventually, once I get this costume together for Ohayocon, I'll show off the fruits of my labor.

[Mr Smith]

http://www.wildlifearchives.com/images/orca-blog.jpg

[VinnyT]

Overrated.

[VinnyT]

I've realized that making a list of the top ten Roseanne episodes of all time is a futile effort, because there's about 222 to choose from, and the show is one of the best ever.

[Kikoskia]

The three of clubs.

[VinnyT]

Song title game! You may only speak in song titles!

Todays scenario is "At the airport"

I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane

[Kikoskia]

We're going to Ibiza!

[VinnyT]

The cat!

[Mr Smith]

Overrated.
I hope you weren't referring to my Killer Whale picture :mad:

[VinnyT]

I prefer Stellar's Sea Cow.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Hydrodamalis_gigas_drawing.png

[Kikoskia]

That's oooone ugly Cuba.

[VinnyT]

☆○◇ώώ◎◎ό○ίήΪΫΧΨΩΌΌΌΌΌΊΊΉΉΉΦΦ΄΄΄ΣΣΣΨ΄Ω;ΈΥΝΓΒΗΜ ΑΒΓ

[Rusty Venture]

All prunes are plums, but not all plums can be prunes.

[VinnyT]

When I die, I want to be stuffed, in a pose of suplexing a puma off a small log.

[Austn Vodville]

Penis Grease

[VinnyT]

Toothpaste.

Beowulf and Grendel


The Catcher in the Rye is overrated.

[Captain A-hole]

It's peanut buttah jelly time!

[Elusive]

So it seems that some Sega executive (president of Sega of America) (http://www.businessweek.com/innovate/content/aug2007/id20070813_964132.htm) dared to express the opinion that Sonic games are primarily aimed at the 12-and-under market.

Now, apparently one 'community member' found this opinion personally offensive enough to email this guy and demand an explanation. The response? Assuming it comes from the guy anyway, not some overworked secretary or whomever:


In no way did I mean that Sonic isn’t cool for the over 12s. I am an over 40 – and I still love Sonic. Press interviews often result in misleading quotes – as is the case here. What I was trying to convey was that SEGA needs to build better quality Sonic games, that appeal to everyone – not just the under 12s. It is a fault of some of the recent games, not of Sonic, that the current situation exists – and that is something that we are working hard to change.We believe Sonic is one of the coolest characters in videogame history – and we are striving to make the games themselves better.

Ugggggh. Fuck shut-in manchildren Sonic fans claiming sacreligious abuse of their beloved gamer childhoods, and fuck this guy for backpedalling so hard.

I know, I know, I rant on and on about them but why are Sonic fans so fucking militant about their precious franchise

[Rusty Venture]

Fuck the new Sonic games.

Bitchass SEGA needs to release an arcade perfect "Turbo Outrun"!

[VinnyT]

Why is it when I find a copy of Christmas Vacation on DVD, I buy it, then find a better edition 1 week later? It really sucks because I'd really hate having two copies of the same thing.

[Meoang]

I know what you mean man.

In other news, MONKEYS are currently flying out of my butt.

Back to you, whoever.

[VinnyT]

IT GONNA RAIN!

[Meoang]

GONNA RAIN ASS MONKEYS!

[Elusive]

Fuck the new Sonic games.

Bitchass SEGA needs to release an arcade perfect "Turbo Outrun"!

is this a 'ho ho sega release inferior sequels ho ho' joke

because if you're serious i'll frown so hard at this post :mad:




Sonic the Comic Online's latest Knuckles arc is kind of crap. Whoopee, an irreverent villain who kills things. How interesting. How DeviantART. HOW ORIGINAL.


edit i'm sorry i think my random gland is broken how embarrassing :(

[Meoang]

HEY!

SEE THAT GUY OVER THERE?!

I KNOW THAT GUY!

[VinnyT]

I do believe pop is sprouting a pair of hooters on his face!

[Mr Smith]

Aside from the pictures I post, this thread is utter tosh.

[Meoang]

Oh yeah?! well








It's raining men!

[VinnyT]

Aside from the pictures I post, this thread is utter tosh.
That's the point.....

Hello?

Hey! How old are you?

16.

18! That's great!

Mom!

Ooh, I like where this is heading!

[Meoang]

This thread is for people to post random funny pictures =D I'll start.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/a/a5/Captainobvious1.jpg

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Blades]

The Duck has one question for you...

http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/4228/1013sj.jpg
Ahem

[Meoang]

LMAO

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/148/7/3/IM_IN_UR_FRIDGE_by_silver_sashi.jpg

http://www.thatsnotnews.com/photos/crashbarrier2.gif

[Mr Smith]

Posting the O RLY owl, in any form or modification, has to be a bannable offence.

[Meoang]

It's an inside joke between me and Blades, so it fits.

http://members.airsoftcanada.com/digital_assasin/Forum%20Stuff/Misc/oh_snap.gif

[Blades]

Always trust Cats...
http://www.veryfunnycats.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/funny-cat-engineer.jpg

[Blades]

Cats Are Smart
http://www.veryfunnycats.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/funny-cute-cats-1.jpg

[Meoang]

lmao This is becoming a lolcats thread =O

btw Blades, RESPOND TO MY PMS, thanks

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/2001808227952005328_rs.jpg

[outrunner]

Dopefish
_______________
It lives...

[VinnyT]

http://5.content.collegehumor.com/d1/ch6/0/7/collegehumor.4b1d51e01053772db8f382d715cd1a76.jpg

[VinnyT]

I was going to make a similar thread, but I may as well try it here.

Anybody start posting some random movie images, and i'll try to put some sort of caption with them, ala the feature in Mad Magazine. I've been wanting to get something like this together for a while.

[Meoang]

Put a caption on this picture of Gary Numan
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/e/ec/Gnu.JPG

[Joe Redifer]

What are you quoting and why did you make a new post in this thread to post it? Dude, you seriously need to learn some forum etiquette, and that means not posting random things at a whim. In fact there is a thread for that which I never visit.

[Meoang]

You don't like me very much, do you?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/getoffmylawnunbrand.jpg

[Meoang]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_word_%27fuck%27