"state something completely random time!"

[Meoang]

Hi
My name is
WHAT?!
My name is
Who?!
CHICKA CHICKA
Slim Shady!



:shame:



I'm sorry...

[VinnyT]

Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside, round the outside!

[Meoang]

Intergalactic
Planetary
Planetary
Intergalactic
Intergalactic
Planetary
Planetary
Intergalactic

[Meoang]

I wanna go right...

http://swissmiss.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/15/gorilla_world.jpg

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4969/8822504a2adfp4.jpg

[Meoang]

:shame::rofl::shame:

[XMARLTONX]

http://www.masterpiecepumpkins.com/Graphics/logos_CaptainMorgan-silhouette%20(1)_____.jpg

[VinnyT]

Even with a thread as random and as insane as this, you still make it suck.

[Meoang]

http://www.stormtrack.org/humor/mrt/p30.jpg

[Ash]

oldie but goodie

http://24.23.98.56:59663/misc/mf.jpg

[Meoang]

lmao I remember seeing that pic years ago!

Good times...

[Meoang]

Fuck you

[VinnyT]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/duckduckgoose.png

[VinnyT]

I had a kid come into Radioshack today, looking for a fuse.

He was 13.

I asked what he needed it for.

"To fix a Sega CD"

"....... AWESOME!"

So we went on to find the correct fuse, and told him the basics on soldering and he also bought (aka his mom bought) rosin-core solder and a gun. I shook his hand on trying to put together a system older than himself, and told him to visit Sega-16 before he left.

That was an awesome day!

[Meoang]

That is pretty awesome.

[Rusty Venture]

Isn't there already a thread for this kind of stuff?

[Meoang]

There's a random thread, but this one's for pictures.

http://www.imgag.com/product/full/ap/3014536/speg2802.jpg

[Meoang]

Woohoo 100 Posts

[VinnyT]

I own more games for my Wii than anyone else I know IRL.

[Meoang]

That's pretty cool.

[Rusty Venture]

There is no rule against posting random pictures in the random thread.

[Meoang]

Yes, but this one is specifically for pictures.

[VinnyT]

And to my overemotional sister Jenny, I bequeath...

A Boot to the Head

[VinnyT]

There is no rule against posting random pictures in the random thread.
Good idea, lets merge!

[Meoang]

wow, it's all so confusing now ><

[VinnyT]

Not really.

We really only need one random crap thread.

[Meoang]

I suppose.

[Zebbe]

You must rename this thread to "The worthless trash-thread where you can post anything (that doesn't break the forum rules)"

[Meoang]

I LOVE PENIS GREASE!!!!!!!!!!11111!11!11

A confesion! :o

[Meoang]

Lies! I hate penis grease!

False alarm.

[VinnyT]

Am I the only person who enjoyed Coke Blak?

[Meoang]

Yes, bitch.

http://www.forumspile.com/Misc-Dumb_(Bunny).jpg

[VinnyT]

But, now Monster has this new Mocha drink, and i've found a new vice.

Dammit.

[Meoang]

Whee

[VinnyT]

Is it safe?

[Meoang]

No, asshole.

[Zebbe]

I thought you were the asshole here...

[Blades]

I thought you were the asshole here...

pwnd :o

[VinnyT]

I thought you were the asshole here...
Again, we love Zebbe!

[Meoang]

lmao, Yes I am Captain Asshole, but still.

[VinnyT]

So, you admit it!

[Meoang]

Uhh yeah, it's my name.

[Meoang]

And don't you wear it out! :D

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

I thought this was a quiet little corner of the internet that was beyond the reach of 'knobend'. The site feels dirty & violated now.

[VinnyT]

So....

who wants to organize a Sega-16 Secret Santa?

[Kapt'n K]

The next person who posts gets $5!

[VinnyT]

I win!

[Rusty Venture]

WTF is with all these people signing up and getting banned?

Is it fuck with Sega-16 month?

[108 Stars]

Yeah, I think that Blades/Meoang-combo really disturbs the community.

[Blades]

What Did I ever do, Aside from bringing captain asshole to the forums?

EDIT: Actually, nvm. I wish we could just all forget this and move on.

[VinnyT]

The fish stick is neither a fish or a stick, it is a fungus.

[Kikoskia]

One day, we'll all wake up and realise none of this is real and that in fact, we are all pixels in a giant game of Pong.

And we're all the black background ones.

[VinnyT]

What if we're just a foot. This whole universe is just an atom on the outline of someones foot.

[Rusty Venture]

Miss South Carolina is a shining example of the effectiveness of "No Child Left Behind".

[VinnyT]

Yeah she's hot lol!

[Rusty Venture]

Hence the term "beauty contest" and not "Beauty contest with post-grad dissertation on the current problems in the world".

I do know that if I don't know the answer to something I'll make up some shit and toss in a few random country names for good measure.

[VinnyT]

She was nervous as hell though, if you've read on she's made a perfect answer to the question since then and has shown she's not all dumb blonde.

[Rusty Venture]

Anyone can come up with a great answer if they got time to prep for it.

I shouldn't be that hard on her, nothing will ever beat the stupidest moment in American history....the "we don't know who won" 2000 election.

[VinnyT]

I thought it'd be when we still let Bush win again despite everything?

[Rusty Venture]

As terrible as that moment was, it's still not worse than appearing as a country that can't even figure out who the hell they elected for President.

The only time I was ever nice to Bush was in 2004 when I congratulated him on his *first* actual election to office. I can remember back in 99-2000 when I saw him for the first time...I remember thinking "I hope they don't vote that moron into office".

:shame:

[VinnyT]

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2151271

[VinnyT]

Every time I hear a fire truck, I giggle.

[Genesis Knight]

I can barely resist the DC Downloading Syndrome.

Must...buy...legit!

[VinnyT]

Must.....convince.....Nick....to....steal.....

[Genesis Knight]

Hehe.

[VinnyT]

Oh, Nick saw a Fire Truck too....

[VinnyT]

I've recently rediscovered The Butthole Surfers, and I still don't know what Pepper is about.

I'm guessing AIDS.

[Rusty Venture]

Maybe it is actually about pepper.

[Iron Lizard]

Guess how many fingers I have.
10?
wrong
.....
I have 10 on my hands and 3 in my pocket.

[VinnyT]

I HAVE 8 FINGERS AND TWO THUMBS! -Glen.

When the fuck did we get ice cream?

[VinnyT]

CAPTAIN PLANET!

[Rusty Venture]

Had a mullet.

I have to wonder if the other kids made fun of the guy whose power was "heart".

Even controlling dirt sounds cooler than "heart" (and not the band Heart, who were awesome in the 70's).

[VinnyT]

But he could tell between cyborgs and humans.

Which I think was only useful for one episode.

[Rusty Venture]

Well in "Terminator" (in the future) they used dogs to do that.

Captain Planet just isn't that great.

[AxelStone]

Captain Planet touched me innapropriately

[VinnyT]

There was an episode where Wheeler and Linka got married. It was hilarious.

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

I just shot my load over a big, hairy biker.

[Man-Fish]

I ate some metal wire earlier. :confused:

Am I going to die? :(

[VinnyT]

Did you a eat Brillo Pad thinking it was Shredded Wheat Cereal?

[Genesis Knight]

Anyone ever noticed how similar these two pics are?

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/opcfg/ngsms1.pnghttp://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Shinobi_3_GEN_ScreenShot4.jpg

One is Ninja Gaiden for Master System; the other is Shinobi III for G/MD. The level backgrounds are almost identical.

[AxelStone]

I'll identical you

[Rusty Venture]

All those screenshots prove is that Joe is a sexier ninja. :p

[AxelStone]

Would you "go" Joe?

[Rusty Venture]

I already went Joe.

I own "Shinobi 3", I have never played or owned a single Ninja Gaiden game.


And now, a picture of Maria Sharapova:

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/06_msharapova_17.jpg

[Mr Smith]

More pictures of scantly clad women and less drivel.
Whoever rated this topic a "1" is spot on.

[Rusty Venture]

You could always make a thread that is devoted entirely to posting pictures of scantly clad women.

[Man-Fish]

Did you a eat Brillo Pad thinking it was Shredded Wheat Cereal?

I wish, it was just a piece of metal wire about an inch long (cut into little bits, of course) which I ate because my friend dared me and I'm stupid like that. :confused:

[Oi_Oi_Spanky]

...then I melted his face.

[VinnyT]

You could always make a thread that is devoted entirely to posting pictures of scantly clad women.
Naw, it'd be better to hide them here.

Case in Point:

http://www.grounduphiphop.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/vida_guerra_13.jpg

[Genesis Knight]

If we do that, this thread is no longer random.

[Rusty Venture]

Just make a "Hot Chick" thread.

Problem solved!

[VinnyT]

I really just wanted an excuse for Vida. Honestly.

Still, my Deluxe TalkBoy doesn't work, so that puts a halt to my contest for the moment.

[BlueBlur]

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

[VinnyT]

That sentence uses all 26 letters of the alphabet.

Holy Shit, I remember something from 3rd grade!

[BlueBlur]

Something I just now realized: That sentence doesn't actually contain all 26 letters. There's no 's'. Really, go look. And yet, the teachers always told us that it did. Shows how much they know.

[Rusty Venture]

"Z" replaces "S".

Just look at Cheez Whiz

"Z" also drops an excessive "E".

[VinnyT]

I found these old detective novels written by Bruce Campbell, but I didn't buy them. Should I?

[BlueBlur]

Backwards sentences say to used I. Again go I there. Shit oh!

[Genesis Knight]

Something I just now realized: That sentence doesn't actually contain all 26 letters. There's no 's'. Really, go look. And yet, the teachers always told us that it did. Shows how much they know.

That's because it's supposed to go, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_quick_brown_fox_jumps_over_the_lazy_dog

This is good, too "Glib jocks quiz nymph to vex dwarf."

[Rusty Venture]

Backwards sentences say to used I. Again go I there. Shit oh!

Ig-pay Atin-Lay i-say Etter-bay.

[VinnyT]

Harvati!
Provalone!

[BlueBlur]

There's an eggplant in your moustache.

[VinnyT]

My muffler fell half off going down the freeway. It sucked.

[Rusty Venture]

Did it scrape on the road?

I had that happen more than a few times with my last car, but it was prone to go through mufflers.

Seems either that particular model or that particular car somehow allowed water to collect behind the muffler and rusting out the pipe. Sold the car with a bad muffler and 184,000 miles on it.

[VinnyT]

Yeah, scrapping for about the 20 miles between my house and Cleveland.

Just getting a new one for around $160 though, so it should be fine.

In other news, I single handedly killed the movie quote game.

[Rusty Venture]

I left class today and spied part of the school womens volleyball team walking to their cars.

All were wearing their short, skintight volleyball shorts.

'Twas a fine day indeed...except for my inability to take pics.

[VinnyT]

Invest in a 10 megapixel camera with like 6 optical zoom.

Then we'll all become resident perverts.

[Rusty Venture]

Recently I've got to see pics of both Deborah (Debbie) Gibson and Natalie Portman naked (well a good butt shot for Natalie anyway).

The thing is that even though the former teen singer is now in her thirties, shes got a better ass than Natalie Portman.

[VinnyT]

Well duh.

[Rusty Venture]

I didn't realize you were such a big Debbie Gibson fan Vinny.

[VinnyT]

Honestly I just wanted to type something quickly to keep things going.

I've never really seen either's ass.

[Rusty Venture]

I've heard Debbie Gibson has a nice one. ;)

[VinnyT]

Gee, maybe you should just post the damn pictures already. :p

[Rusty Venture]

Or you could Google "Debbie Gibson playboy" and then come back here with your opinion. :p

[VinnyT]

Wow, you passed up an opportunity to post pornography. I'm surprised.

[Rusty Venture]

I'd rather post someone who is actually hot.

Besides, I cannot recall Melf's policy on nekkidness in pics.

[Rusty Venture]

I'll play it safe and just post this:

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/jaymee_ong_45b.jpg

[VinnyT]

There is no Jean here.

Please just leave us alone.

[Rusty Venture]

Two attractive women contained in a single post and that is all that you can muster to say?

Mad that didn't post nudity, or mad because we are the only two who actually post in this here thread anymore.

[Man-Fish]

I have to say that I don't find either of those woman particularly attractive.

That is all.

[Kikoskia]

I would just like to say Pancake Waffles. :D

[VinnyT]

Let's go bother Snape.

I'm Snape, the potions master!

Ready, let's go bother him!

BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER!

[Rusty Venture]

I have to say that I don't find either of those woman particularly attractive.

That is all.

I'd say something about you being Scottish but, to be honest, I got nothing.


So I'll just take this time to remind everyone that Germany likes David Hasslehoff for his singing.

[Man-Fish]

You missed out on the perfect opportunity for a hairy woman joke.

:P

[Rusty Venture]

Just pretend I said something ill about bagpipes...

or Sheena Easton.

[Man-Fish]

Or bagpipes + Sheena Easton.

Okay...now I wanna puke.

[VinnyT]

I was just listening to Gimme Shelter, then I read that the females vocals were sung so hard it made the lead female vocalist to actually have a miscarriage. The song just became even more sad.

[VinnyT]

Oh, and I found Nicks true identity.

http://www.muhealth.org/news/2003/YOUNGEAGLES03.shtml

[Rusty Venture]

Or bagpipes + Sheena Easton.

Okay...now I wanna puke.


I'd say that bagpipes + singing of any kind are bad...but then I'd have to forget the Scottish father from "So I married an Axe Murderer".

A Rod Stewart song has never been funnier. And when I do hear it I just wanna say "Bagpipe solo!"

[VinnyT]

So I married an Axe Murderer is severely underrated.

[Rusty Venture]

Yes it is.

[Man-Fish]

=0 I love that movie.

"Meats of the World" XD

[Rusty Venture]

I figured you would have loved the "Wall of Scottish".

But I think you would like the Mike Meyers character on SNL whose catch phrase was "If it's not Scottish, its CRAP!"

[Man-Fish]

Haha the thing is I'm not actually Scottish, I just live here.

[Rusty Venture]

But everyone loves the "Wall of Scottish"

Sean Connery, Sheena Easton, some other Scottish people...

I would have included Shirley Manson if the movie had come out like 5 years later.

[Man-Fish]

I actually haven't seen it in like 6 months.

Gotta watch it again soon.

[VinnyT]

I was remembering the parts where Alan Arkin tries to be the generic racist and asshole police chief and asks Anthony LaPaglia if it was good after he's done with a tirade.

The movie should easily be at least a cult classic these days.

[Rusty Venture]

Watch for the scene where Anthony LaPaglia forgets to cover up his Australian accent!

It's where his character called Mike Meyers character from a phone booth.

[VinnyT]

Oh wait, Mike Myers gets nude in this one.

That'll kill almost any film....

(Almost meaning the ending of Austin Powers obviously)

[Rusty Venture]

No, Mike Meyers playing a creepy "Cat in the Hat" or following up the classic "Austin Powers" with that garbage sequel kills a film.

That or Leslie Nielsen in bikini briefs.

[VinnyT]

ANGST! ANGST! ANGST! ANGST! ANGST! ANGST!

[Genesis Knight]

So I was ringing up some customers at work today - a twenty-something couple who were talking and joking really loud - when the guy looks at me, laughs, and asks, "I thinks she's cheating on me, what do you think?" I just smiled, shrugged, and said "Anything's possible." They continued bantering for a bit, and she said something about "giving people ideas" and then he starts talking louder about "don't you be cheating, woman!" And pulls out a taser from his jacket. Not the type that shoots little shocker leads, but the open-contact drive-stun kind. So here's this guy, fooling around with his girlfriend at Staples, and he has the idea that it would be funny to fire off a taser in the middle of the checkout lane.

I was surprised at how loud it was; the crack could be heard all around the store and everyone stared. The whole counter literally lit up blue with the glow of the electricity, and I could actually feel a bit of the electricity knife through four feet of air and buzz me. His girlfriend jumped like she'd actually been hit, and I'm not surprised, since he set it off only a few inches from her back. They were laughing and carrying on like it was hysterical, but I was gaping and so was everybody else. Later my manager said he thought someone had dropped a ladder - and he was on the other side of the store.

People are weird.

[Rusty Venture]

Wait a minute....

you work at Staples?

[Genesis Knight]

Why...?

[VinnyT]

I got caught up at the part about you having a job.....

So, anything interesing ever happen there?

[Genesis Knight]

WTF, c'mon guys, I've been working for a year!

[Rusty Venture]

Why...?

One of the places I have worked at in my past.

But really, after a story such as that I should be saying something more than "You work at Staples?"

[Genesis Knight]

Everyone else thought it was funny, but for you hardened internet veterans.

[VinnyT]

Actually, the story was quite hilarious and it actually reminds of some bickering couples in my time.

But yeah, you having a job was quite surprising.

[Genesis Knight]

LOL, I can't believe everyone thought I was a vagrant. :p

[David J.]

You never really posted about it. Just like the fact that I'm now unemployed until I go to basic training.

[Genesis Knight]

Did you finish your DC and XBox before your paychecks stopped?

[David J.]

DC? Yes
Xbox? Pretty much - I bought a few games from my last two pay checks which barely cost me a thing, as the games are so damned cheap.

My last two pay checks where $250 together - I worked part time, and I still have around $200 or so. Not bad.

[Rusty Venture]

LOL, I can't believe everyone thought I was a vagrant. :p

I didn't think you were a vagrant, I'm just not terribly concerned with whatever tedious task one does to pay the bills.

I can tell you that the one here never really paid enough. Office Supply gets paid the least and yet is supposed to cashier, work copy center, furniture and electronics when asked.

[Genesis Knight]

I'll agree with that. I'm electronics/register and I've only gotten a 30 cent raise even though I've worked for a year and received near-perfect performance reviews. The only reason I stay is because I like my coworkers and I know the job.

[VinnyT]

Rose and Valerie
screaming from the gallery
"MAXWELL MUST GO FREE!"
Judge does not agree and he tells them so

[megadriveworld]

I am listening to Gaiares BGM 09 and thinknig it's not particualy a standout track..

[VinnyT]

I'm listening to the Indians/ Red Sox game.

[outrunner]

Final Fantasy is OverHyped. Message to Final Fantasy cosplay fanatics "get a life"!!!

[David J.]

Buying a car after basic training/tech school will be fun.

No, not really. Not looking forward to it. Thanks dad.

[Rusty Venture]

Message to Final Fantasy cosplay fanatics "get a life"!!!


Message to hot female FF cosplay fanatics, the less worn is better.

[VinnyT]

Message to Dark&Long:

Get a life

(:p)

[Benjamin]

I am listening to Gaiares BGM 09 and thinknig it's not particualy a standout track..

I was listening to that last night oddly enough. I really love that soundtrack. Funny how shooter soundtracks are often so good but get so little recognition. Maybe it's because of all the explosions and other sound effects drowning them out...

[Rusty Venture]

Message to Dark&Long:

Get a life

(:p)


Never!

[VinnyT]

Well, the movie folder disappeared as quick as it came.

Odd.

[Rusty Venture]

We had a movie folder?

[VinnyT]

For about a week, then it went away.

Took the thunder from my 3:10 to Yuma parody.

[VinnyT]

Post 666!

Nick: The email address was a dud. I'm unhappy now.

[TmEE]

ASM is not hard, just tricky !!!

[Genesis Knight]

That's a bummer. Sorry to hear that.

[VinnyT]

Yeah, and now I have no way of finding out how to contact him now.

[David J.]

Yay, the sexist reverend who was running for mayor didn't get elected. He lost in a huge landslide. Had he won, my area would be in the news again. If he gets reelected in City council, I'll be pissed.

Pretty much we have this sexist reverend who is on the city council. Last year he fired this Sunday school teacher who taught for about 50+ years because she was a woman. He cited the change in church policy to the first epistle of Timothy.

But the kicker is, he was reverend for three years before he fired her. That smells like he was looking for an excuse to fire her. Then says prayer in public is bad, yet pins for it in city council... It seems he only adheres to the bible when it comes to firing women.

So now the current mayor, who ran a bar that got involved in this lottery scam is now reelected. That shit could have happened at any bar, and he's a hell of a nice guy so I'm glad he got reelected.

Thank god I'm leaving New York Tuesday.

[VinnyT]

I'm still trying to find out if a certain Issue 1 bill passed.

If it did, it would implement a 6 feet rule for strip clubs. Not that I go every week (Once a year, if that), but it's basic rights infringement and only is there to attract votes from the Super Christian/Puritan community that overtakes the state of Ohio.

[Robivy64]

Subway sandwiches own

[Robivy64]

Subway sandwiches own

QFT!

[Rusty Venture]

I'm still trying to find out if a certain Issue 1 bill passed.

If it did, it would implement a 6 feet rule for strip clubs. Not that I go every week (Once a year, if that), but it's basic rights infringement and only is there to attract votes from the Super Christian/Puritan community that overtakes the state of Ohio.

6 foot rule?

[VinnyT]

Pretty much it means that lap dances would become illiegal in the state of Ohio.

But the point is moot, the law didn't pass!

[buzz_clik]

I like to eat my toast in the following way:

Toast it so it's nice and golden brown - not too light, not too dark. Once it has popped up in the toaster, either leave it there so it goes cold or bring it back to my desk to place in front of the desk fan.

(time passes)

Now that the the toast has cooled and it's nice and hard, put the butter on. None of that hot, butter-melting-onto-it stuff for me, cheers. I mean I can eat it like that, but I much prefer cold toast. Delicious.

[Kollision]

Stapling bubble-plastic is cool.

[Rusty Venture]

Pretty much it means that lap dances would become illiegal in the state of Ohio.

But the point is moot, the law didn't pass!

Thankfully that law didn't pass.

Whoever thought that law was a good idea is a spoilsport.

[VinnyT]

Well, even with a few urban and suburban areas, the state seems to be full of the Amish and other strong religious communities which seem to forgotten how they came around, and believe sex is evil and that every child they ever had was an immaculate conception.

[Barracuda]

It's Friday!

[Rusty Venture]

Well, even with a few urban and suburban areas, the state seems to be full of the Amish and other strong religious communities which seem to forgotten how they came around, and believe sex is evil and that every child they ever had was an immaculate conception.

"Born into sin" and other such nonsense. It's fun little stuff like that which makes me glad I'm non-religious.

I say lap dances and nekkid titties all around!

[VinnyT]

This is a coffee drinking ordung?

[Rusty Venture]

I just saw part of "Wizard of Oz" for the first time in a long time.

This is a classic?

[VinnyT]

Yes.

[Genesis Knight]

I just saw part of "Wizard of Oz" for the first time in a long time.

This is a classic?

Undeservedly so, IMO. It is the quintessential example of low fantasy, which I detest.

[Kikoskia]

*SUDDENPIANODEATHATTACK*

[buzz_clik]

I just saw part of "Wizard of Oz" for the first time in a long time.

This is a classic?

I put its popularity down to the Pink Floyd synergy. It's the only thing that can explain it.

[Rusty Venture]

I find the parodies of the movie to be better than the actual movie.

That "Love Bug" movie with Lindsay Lohan was on after it, I really miss that smoking body she once had.

[VinnyT]

I remember a thread on the old board where we had some topic going on, but it turned into a thread about posting pictures of random girls, then revealing they were 16 and yelling "Pedophile!".

You remind me of that. Kinda.

[Rusty Venture]

How exactly did that work when it came to people living in Europe?


P.S.(Checks IMDB) seems Lindsay Lohan was 19 when that movie came out, probably 18 when filmed.

Would you like to apologize here, or in a PM? ;)

[VinnyT]

I didn't mean that, I just meant talking about attrative young women.

Wasn't an attack at all. If I could find the original thread i'd show you what I mean.

[Rusty Venture]

My comment was more of an observation about how she used to have a nice body until whatever shit she got into turned her into her current disgusting skinny self.

I do my part to help dispel this idea that crack ho skinny = the ideal look. Although this forum, hell this thread, probably isn't the best of spots to tackle such an endeavor.


But she did have some really nice boobs. :D

[buzz_clik]

Word.

[VinnyT]

"Know what I hated the most about Buddy? He was too damn scrawny!"

*Sherman Klump laugh*

[Mecha Pon]

BIFFS

[Rusty Venture]

HERC-A-LEESE, HERC-A-LEESE , HERC-A-LEESE

The only bit I really enjoyed from "Nutty Professor" remake.

That and him totally ripping on that comic as Buddy.

[VinnyT]

The bitch got her nails painted at Earl Schieb! EARL SCHEIB!

Let's give a big round of applause to Reggie's mommas ass, which has brought us so much joy tonight! (Sounds odd out of context, now that i've typed it)

I heard of dredlocks, but SHIT-Locks?! Get that shit off yo' head! That aint yo' real hair! You just go to far with the comedy man!

[VinnyT]

You walk ova, but ya limp'n back. Ya walk ova, ya limp'n back!

*Fart*
Who dere called my name?
Yeah, I called ya if ya name is *fart* HAHAHAHAHA
Keep insulti'n me. *Grabs knife* I'll toss this between the crack o' yo' ass!

(I love this movie btw)

[Rusty Venture]

The sequel was unnecessary and crap though.

[VinnyT]

Yeah....

Holy Crap, the thread is at over 700 posts now....

(Reply no. 700!)

[Zebbe]

What do you call a bunch of Nintendo players these days?


Wiimen!


LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOL !!!!111

[Rusty Venture]

Jokes like that remind me why I refuse to call that system anything other than "Nintendo System".

Perhaps the next system can be called the Nintendo Mierda.

[buzz_clik]

Ahhh, fanboyism. In older, less educated times, they'd all have dressed up in armour and travelled to far off lands just to convert (read: kill) those heathen Nintendians. :)

Wait... what would be the term for that? Nintendites? Nintendons? For that matter, what are the Sega believers? Segites? Segers? Well, that's the rest of my day occupied, I guess! *nodding in deep thought*

[Black_Tiger]

Dinkin' flicka.

Fleecin' it out.

Goin' Mach 5.

[VinnyT]

Iron Man, Iron Man, does whatever an Iron can.

[Rusty Venture]

Ahhh, fanboyism. In older, less educated times, they'd all have dressed up in armour and travelled to far off lands just to convert (read: kill) those heathen Nintendians. :)

Wait... what would be the term for that? Nintendites? Nintendons? For that matter, what are the Sega believers? Segites? Segers? Well, that's the rest of my day occupied, I guess! *nodding in deep thought*

I think you dipped into some bad Vegemite and are tripping hard.

[VinnyT]

I found Vegemite at my local World Market.

I was happily surprised.

[buzz_clik]

I think you dipped into some bad Vegemite and are tripping hard.

'Bad Vegemite' is an oxymoron. That stuff is never not delicious and awesome. That being said, I'm not adverse to the idea of Vegemite that induces an impromptu Hunter S session... *swatting at a bat*

[VinnyT]

I was about to make fun of a coworkers premature gray hairs (he's about 20), and I was about to say "don't let the gray hair fool ya, I aint no easy win nigga!"

Suddenly, my new female coworker was introduced to me.

I can never quote the Nutty Professor now at work.

[Rusty Venture]

'Bad Vegemite' is an oxymoron. That stuff is never not delicious and awesome. That being said, I'm not adverse to the idea of Vegemite that induces an impromptu Hunter S session... *swatting at a bat*


The description of the stuff doesn't make it sound all that appealing.

But I'm sure there is some American food that you'd probably find unappealing too....

....probably that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar stuff. :?

[buzz_clik]

The description of the stuff doesn't make it sound all that appealing.

What, the idea of a brown sticky condiment with more salt than the Pacific doesn't appeal? Just typing that has sent saliva cascading onto my keyboard.

But I'm sure there is some American food that you'd probably find unappealing too....

....probably that peanut butter and jelly in the same jar stuff. :?

Nahhh, that's a delicious combo. Actually, the number of foodstuffs I don't like I could count on one hand. Flutter is one of those things. That muck's just a mystery to me. Who thought that was a good idea? Ick.

[Iron Lizard]

"It's like a koala crapped a rainbow in my brain"

[Rusty Venture]

Nahhh, that's a delicious combo.

I've been told that the combo stuff in a single jar is nasty.

How that can be is a total mystery to me.

[Iron Lizard]

GOOBER!!!

http://www.superchefblog.com/images/goobergrape_72dpi200x300pxl.png

[VinnyT]

We were barely 17


And we were barely clothed.

[Rusty Venture]

Meatloaf?

[Zebbe]

They are called "Nindentists" ("Nintandläkare", the Swedish word, sounds better)

[Rusty Venture]

Nindentists?

A bunch of dentists that love Nine Inch Nails?

[Kikoskia]

Read what you like into that folks. :p

For now, all I have to say is CUBA!

[VinnyT]

Meatloaf?
Yeah.

Just what wont he do for love?

Kill his girlfriends husband? Move out of the country for her job? Drive a Honda?

[Rusty Venture]

Act and show the world he has a last name?

[VinnyT]

Loaf.

[Rusty Venture]

Aday

Meatloaf Aday


How come there are like 500+ active members on this forum and the same 20 people are the only ones posting?

[VinnyT]

Cause we have the least purpose in our lives.

(Well, for the most part)

[buzz_clik]

Cause we have the least purpose in our lives.

(Well, for the most part)

Hey, speak for yourself! I definitely have a purpose in life...

Sure, that purpose is to make as many inane forum comments as I can. But you can't say I'm not a man with clear intent.

[buzz_clik]

We were barely 17


And we were barely clothed.

Is this misquoted intentionally?

[VinnyT]

Yeah.

[buzz_clik]

Yeah.

"Now that's what I call anarchy!"

(to be read in your best Rick voice)

[VinnyT]

I said i'd love you till the end of time.

The end of time can't come soon enough.

[Rusty Venture]

That bit where he's like "now i'm praying for the end of time to end my time with you" is the funniest shit ever. :lol:

[VinnyT]

He retired right after he was in Cleveland, and I had to work and my brother couldn't go either.

Now he has a cyst on his vocal chords.

[Rusty Venture]

No "Bat out of Hell IV" then, huh?

[VinnyT]

Did somebody say McDonalds?

[Kollision]

Rio 4 4 days.

[VinnyT]

Time to go to work!

(4:30 AM till 10:30 PM)

[kaduflyer]

The Smoker I Drink, The Player I Get

[The Sports Guy]

joe-philabibombie!

[VinnyT]

So....

Is the cake true?

[Rusty Venture]

That song the kids sing in the Peanuts xmas show ("Christmas time is here...") is the single most depressing xmas song ever.

[Flash1087]

So....

Is the cake true?

THE CAKE IS A LIE

[VinnyT]

That song the kids sing in the Peanuts xmas show ("Christmas time is here...") is the single most depressing xmas song ever.

Actually, "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" has another verse that's never sung, because it pretty much says "Enjoy Christmas now because we could all be dead by next year!"

It wins the title of "Most Depressing Christmas Song".

THE CAKE IS A LIE
Where the hell have you been?

[Rusty Venture]

Nah, the Peanuts song is more depressing because the actual music is slow and depressing along with the kids singing...which doubles up the depression.

I heard a cover of it the other day (sung by Sarah McLachlan, I think) and her version was also quite depressing.

[Iron Lizard]

They don't rule the night. Nobody does. They don't have the strength of ten men....Sometimes they'll go wild, start coming right at you. You'll be screaming 'No, no, no' and all they hear is 'Who wants cake?' They all want cake.

[VinnyT]

*Is silently hoping that the random pairing's done by me while my eyes were closed will make for an awesome secret santa!*

[Flash1087]

Where the hell have you been?

Oh, you know...around.

[VinnyT]

How'd things go with that girl?

[Genesis Knight]

That Peanuts song is more nostalgic than anything else.

[Rusty Venture]

nostalgic depression?

[VinnyT]

I was forced to watch 3 minutes of Silent Hill.

Now THAT was depressing.