"state something completely random time!"

[SpaceFlea]

My mustache smells like kipper snacks, and I can't stop sniffing it... Does this make me an addict?!

[The Jackal]

http://britsattheirbest.com/images/flag_british_1.gif

[VinnyT]

But tails is with him sir!

[The Jackal]

http://clantime.com/Flags%20&%20CT%20Logos/scottish%20flag%20pole.jpg

[Phantar]

http://clantime.com/Flags%20&%20CT%20Logos/scottish%20flag%20pole.jpg

"You're a flag, too!"

Man, flaggots everywhere these days...

[Jesse813]

http://www.michellehenry.fr/24.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2313/2098504430_4b6b8c9b1f.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wVlEES5Yl1U/TT2aliZ65pI/AAAAAAAAARU/0aJRBLOy0hc/s1600/1.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://www.churchillbygeorge.co.uk/Gerry-Enfield.jpg

"Oi you NO!!"

[Jesse813]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_FXmTwKZmSts/TLTB6xXcexI/AAAAAAAACcE/tszhS78jTno/s1600/MONOCLE+2.jpg

[Iron Lizard]

My kittens eyes are finally opening up.

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/8691/img1420ld.th.jpg (http://img535.imageshack.us/i/img1420ld.jpg/) Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

No, my wife is not strangling this little guy.

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/6075/img1422cw.th.jpg (http://img703.imageshack.us/i/img1422cw.jpg/) Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

God I hate my neighborhood. My crackehead neighbors abandoned all three of their cats one of which was pregnant. Now I have eight cats. Anyone want a kitten?

[MrMatthews]

Anyone want a kitten?

Dude, shut up! My wife will hear you!

[Iron Lizard]

How about two?! :)

[Phantar]

I don't suppose you ship them to Germany...

[QuickSciFi]

http://www.sega-16.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=2903&d=1304520907

[The Jackal]

http://aklemai.com/albums/caturday/cat_sandwich_001.png

[Jesse813]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/17/ac79da09-1f36-4557-b7f5-dc8f39226124.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3Sh2PRQ-XGQ/SzpKyo4qyJI/AAAAAAAAABw/w1ljqLDMLQk/s320/banana_man.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.mytinyphone.com/uploads/users/jonnybravo/374821.gif

[VinnyT]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/im_so_british.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y225/clonezero/funny-pictures-bureaucrat-cat-is-ca.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/6463/nogirlsoninternet.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/5e19ae61-4e4d-4ce8-9f6b-7bf920bbd47e.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://greatnewmovies.com/wp-content/uploads/Justin-Bieber-Killed-On-CSI-Show.jpg

If only this really happened...

[Jesse813]

http://www.gizmodiva.com/entry_image/0709/10/hello-kitty-taser-gun.jpg

[Iron Lizard]

Any excuse for me to post this one.
http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/hello-kitty-assault-rifle.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.caleb-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/meta-gun.gif

[Iron Lizard]

http://changesomethingtoday.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/data-on-a-bike.jpg?w=284&h=365

[Jesse813]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-wCIH436M3Ug/Ta7blKaUT_I/AAAAAAAAL98/JXz76aFUSXw/s1600/profile_leonardo.gif

[Rusty Venture]

I did this before, but now with 200% more jawusumness.



http://www.caleb-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/meta-gun.gif


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxjnl1yuXk

[The Jackal]

http://geektourage.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/duke-nukem-foev1.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.freemayavideotutorials.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/games-animated-gif-002.gif

[The Jackal]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2/27967/726451-middle_finger_super.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.themarriedgamers.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/toe-jam-and-earl-ssss.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://montaraventures.com/blog/wp-content/2008/05/hotlink1.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://bungholeworld.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/beavisusa.gif

[The Jackal]

http://edu.glogster.com/media/5/27/40/18/27401810.jpg

[Phantar]

I vote for this thread to be renamed "The Jesse813 & Jackal-show!"

[The Jackal]

http://old-wizard.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/super_mario_super_show.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YHTyUk9WTBs/SsgnlWcLRDI/AAAAAAAAAA0/VIxI_GatAXM/s400/hoorayyyyyyyyyyyyy.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rNtF7HnCzrY/TNRzlFdTLjI/AAAAAAAAAXw/3yKpWL3vIrQ/s1600/trolling.jpg

[Dant]

http://www.caleb-law.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/meta-gun.gif

Where's the Kitchen Sink attachment?

[Jesse813]

http://www.kitchen-sink-manufacturers.com/picture/double-bowl-sinks/two-bowl-kitchen-sink.jpg

[NeoVamp]

Just because you have a high voice doesn't mean you have to FUCKING USE IT ALL THE TIME!!!

Fucking neighborhood kids, GET OFF MAH LAWN!

[The Jackal]

Anyone drink so much beer that you puke up at 2am, fall over and bruise your behind? I did last night...

[Jesse813]

Anyone drink so much beer that you puke up at 2am, fall over and bruise your behind? I did last night...

:confused::oJackal is a lightweight:o:confused:

[Iron Lizard]

Anyone drink so much beer that you puke up at 2am, fall over and bruise your behind? I did last night...

You not doing it right. You need to drink till you black out then you won't have to remember falling over. :)

[The Jackal]

I ate a coupe of small pizzas whilst drinking, guess that's what made me puke it all up. And yes, I am a lightwight - I only had 4 beers!

[Jesse813]

I ate a coupe of small pizzas whilst drinking, guess that's what made me puke it all up. And yes, I am a lightwight - I only had 4 beers!

You should be ashamed of yourself Jackal. but since you admitted to being a lightweight i'll take it easy on you.
http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/kmh/lowres/kmhn65l.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c3YRPGppPM

[QuickSciFi]

Getting hammered over beer. Never thought that could happen. It takes more than a 750 of cheap scotch to get me there.

[The Jackal]

It could be because I downed them real quick. And they weren't small bottles; they were 650 ml bottles. 4 of them, and two pizzas an hour before I went to bed.

[Jesse813]

Jackal I'm sending you over to Germany to learn how to drink like a man.

[QuickSciFi]

Pizza (like any other fatty food) should slow down the absorption of alcohol in the small intestine as well as further catalytic breakdown in the body. It's not the ethanol, but the breakdown product of ethanol (acetaldehyde) which makes you drunk. Drinking beer does something like this, because is so full of calories, the body is also trying to take care of all those carbs at the same time.

Alcohol breakdown in the liver (where 99% of it occurs):

Ethanol ---> Acetaldehyde -----> Acetate (Acetic Acid)

Ethanol is broken down by Ethanol (Alcohol) Dehydrogenase
Acetaldehyde by Acetaldehyde Dehydrogenase

Acetate is further broken down to CO2 and H20

Interesting fact: Many women (especially most Asian women) are prone to reaching drunkedness much faster and for longer periods of time because they will lack a large percentage of Acetaldehyde Dehydrogenase (and a marked increase in Ethanol Dehydrogenase). This leaves large quantities of the breakdown product, Acetaldehyde, streaming through the system without breakdown for too long. A cup of wine will get them hammered, two may get them gravely intoxicated.

Another interesting fact: Few species actually get drunk over alcohol. Each species is even individually intoxicated by specific substances (catnip, anyone?). Alcohol is the drug of mammals. For instance, reptilians cannot get drunk :(. Want to win a drunken bout? Bring your pet snake to the table. The alcohol will go right through it's system, uncatalyzed. ;)

[Jesse813]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-90tZMfxe2Ic/TZCCDaH6oXI/AAAAAAAABzM/7fFQ6Vy-5S4/s1600/futurama-bender-s-big-score-original.jpg

[zetastrike]

I watched the AVGN Sega CD video the other day and commented how it has a lot more good games than he leads us to believe. Naturally, people called me a sega fanboy and challenged me to name 50 games for it that are good. I named 57 that I feel are worth playing. That won't shut them up, but it might give them something to think about.

[Jesse813]

if the prices start shooting up on SEGA CD games now I know who to blame.

[Iron Lizard]

I would venture to say 99% of all gamers don't even close to owning 50 games anyways.

[The Jackal]

Jackal I'm sending you over to Germany to learn how to drink like a man.

I can handle my drink; i just can't handle it that quick down my throat. Don't think going to Germany's gonna "man me up". Not unless they have stomach pumps over there. ;)

[Jesse813]

Don't worry they have plenty of Stomach Pumps in the hospitals in Germany.

[The Jackal]

Well, then; why didn't you say so! When we off then? ;)

[Jesse813]

as soon as Oktoberfest starts

[The Jackal]

:cool: Sounds Cool :cool:

[Jesse813]

:Dindeed it does :cool:

[Rusty Venture]

In Germany, every day is Oktoberfest.

http://www.thisboundlessworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/German-Beer-Steins-300x225.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq166/Orl4ndo_from_Venezuela/atari-jaguar-duo.png

[Iron Lizard]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/epic-fail-photos-classic-roomba-fail.jpg

[QuickSciFi]

I had to read it twice to get it, but I lmao when I did.

[Phantar]

:Dindeed it does :cool:

Well, let me Know when you do - I live nearby ;)

[The Jackal]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b163/resles_1_/MissileDefenseCat.png

[Rusty Venture]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h52/aeolean/FrBread.png

[The Jackal]

I'm really pissed off! Just had a hat-trick Deatmatch winning streak cut short on GTAIV because of a fucking hacker! Kept hiding and then shooting me dead with a super-fast shotgun through the walls; I filled a report agaisnt the bastard, but man, I went from feeling invincible to red-faced rage!

Not happy!

[Jesse813]

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr151/Kraidis/Motivational/FranceMotivationalPoster.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

I looked this up on Youtube only to find some blasphemous heathen has posted it in French.

Thankfully someone respects Raul and has provided it in all its English glory.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8ygs5N2l9M

Praise Raul.

[Jesse813]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/ksc/lowres/kscn494l.jpg

[The Jackal]

ZEKTSO1scaI

[Jesse813]

http://www.growsunday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/16bit1.jpg

[Lastcallhall]

http://arthive.scrippscollege.edu/2007_2008/ART_142/YOU_WILL-SP08/KSTATES/Hedonism_Bot.jpg

I too have known unconventional love. Perhaps you and I - and Jambi - could get together and compare notes sometime, eh?

[old man]

Remember when Mr.T ate your balls? The internet used to be so much fun.

[The Jackal]

http://images.wikia.com/egamia/images/d/d0/Sega_Saturn.jpg

Rejoice: I'm back as a Moto Guru! All is well in the world again...

[Jesse813]

http://www.shilohpostcards.com/p11400.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JDaOOw0MEE


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RXvh4jeiaU

[M4R14NO94]

For some reason (read: $$$) Mike Tyson is on the Argentinian Dancing with the Stars (Bailando por un Sueño). Not joking.

And so far not one Mike Tyson's Punch-Out joke/reference yet. Then again I highly doubt anyone on that show knows about it.


In Germany, every day is Oktoberfest.

http://www.thisboundlessworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/German-Beer-Steins-300x225.jpg

9em46eK_LWo

The Team Fortress 2 Medic agrees with you.

[Jesse813]

http://www.brightestyoungthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/pork-3.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

Raul smiles upon the forum returning.

Praise Raul.

<mamuskas>

[Bastardcat]

The Chuck Norris Action Joystick has only one button. "Roundhouse Kick"

[The Jackal]

http://lovelybirds.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/phoenix_rising.jpg

[Iron Lizard]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081001072949/wikiality/images/archive/9/97/20090526092034!JumpYouFuckers.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

I turned on the radio after work and in one the stations bumpers I heard:

"HAS THE PLANET GONE MAD??"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IR7a8rPlAao

Praise Raul.

[Jesse813]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/Sw1mVGvFuZI/AAAAAAAAou8/AbVFEw8GEww/s1600/addams+ricci.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

I had such a thing for Christina Ricci when that movie came out.

[Ecco]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Ne5Lb2SiFHg/Sw1mVGvFuZI/AAAAAAAAou8/AbVFEw8GEww/s1600/addams+ricci.jpg

:love:

Wow what a pic!

What movie is it from? I'm not having luck Googling Christina Ricci dressed as an Indian holding a joint. :D

[Jesse813]

Adams Family Values

[Ecco]

Adams Family Values

Oh ok. I'm really out of the loop. I figured it was a movie about Native Americans lol

http://www.xarj.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/christina-ricci2.jpg

[makinagenesis]

i am a prolific masterbater, my penis swells like a melon

[old man]

Believe it or not that really isn't that random of a statement around here.

[Jesse813]

Oh ok. I'm really out of the loop. I figured it was a movie about Native Americans lol



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccj2BH25c0I

[Rusty Venture]

Not seeing "Addams Family Values" is unimaginable blasphemy.

This is beyond a frown from Raul.

This is a blasphemous act so massive, instruments to detect the level of blasphemy won't be invented for another 100 years.

[Iron Lizard]

Do you think she buffs her forehead?

[Rusty Venture]

I'm pretty sure her shiny forehead in "Speed Racer" was not due to camera filters or CG FX.

[old man]

I liked Speed Racer. It was just one big cartoon with real people.

[The Jackal]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/Batman_Beyond_logo.jpg

Loved every min of watching this; still to need to get Season 2; the movie was fantastic, Season 1 rocked, but I did find the third season to be quite anti-climatic. Hoping to get the second season of Justice League Unlimited for the proper BB ending, though.

Do you guys think I should get the rest of the DC animated series as well? Like the original Batman series and JL?

[Jesse813]

http://www.moviemobsters.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/batman_returns.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

Do you guys think I should get the rest of the DC animated series as well? Like the original Batman series and JL?

Do you mean "Batman: The Animated Series"?

That series is better than all four of the Batman movies combined.

[Jesse813]

and I thought Batman & Batman Returns were pretty darn good, but it is definitely better than all the other batman movies

[The Jackal]

Do you mean "Batman: The Animated Series"?

That series is better than all four of the Batman movies combined.

Yeah; great cartoon.

As Jesse pointed out, the first two were quite good. The last two, yeah, they were shit. What was Arnie thinking by playing Mr.Freeze? Some OK cheesy one-liners, but that's it. Good thing about them though: Alicia Silverstone in a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit...yum yum :)

[Jesse813]

http://inyobusiness.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/alicia-silverstone-bikini.jpg

[MrMatthews]

Arnie as Mr. Freeze wasn't terrible casting, but the character was absolutely terrible. Of course, Mr. Freeze wasn't a good character period until the animated series gave him an identity.

If Mr. Freeze was to be cast seriously these days, I think Hugo Weaving would nail it.

[Rusty Venture]

and I thought Batman & Batman Returns were pretty darn good, but it is definitely better than all the other batman movies

Even though I can't stand Tim Burton's style, I'll let "Batman" pass. We needed something beyond the 60's cheese.

But "Batman Returns", that movie would have been absolutely perfect if it was just Batman and Catwoman. Instead that silly shit Penguin had to be in there.

I could probably let him looking (a bit too much) like a Penguin slide, but that whole "evil circus" shit? That was too much.

The Penguin was the beginning of the journey that lead to bat-nipples.

[SpaceFlea]

Bat nipples were no less than Batman's greatest asset. They allowed him to succeed not only in crime fighting, but in life as well. And, just as he displayed his prominently, I wear my Sega nipples to great fanfare - as should everyone else here.

[Jesse813]

http://www.platformnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/batman-adam-west-and-burt-ward.jpg

[QuickSciFi]

WTF is with the sudden surge of Less Than "Classy" newcomers?

[Jadty]

WTF is with the sudden surge of Less Than "Classy" newcomers?

I see what you did there

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/681/original/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg


http://www.platformnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/batman-adam-west-and-burt-ward.jpg

Notice the Facebook pose that Batman has. He successfully predicted the inverted sideways peace sign pose more than 40 years ago!

[QuickSciFi]

beware of mediaencyclopedia on eBay

http://cgi.ebay.com/SEGA-GENESIS-Rock-n-Roll-Racing-1994-CART-NOMAD-CDX-/300562308383?pt=Video_Games_Games&hash=item45fae8dd1f

[Rusty Venture]

I wear my Sega nipples to great fanfare - as should everyone else here.

Word of warning, people get banned for showing their Sega-nipples on Sega-16.

[SpaceFlea]

Word of warning, people get banned for showing their Sega-nipples on Sega-16.

Aw... back to celebrating life then in just a plain old snug spandex sonic suit.

EDIT: WTF! Talk about a late night forum fail... this doesn't even make sense. I guess that's what happens when your train of thought is sidetracked by a really crappy rhyme.

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMOcJfsksI

[The Jackal]

Arnie as Mr. Freeze wasn't terrible casting, but the character was absolutely terrible. Of course, Mr. Freeze wasn't a good character period until the animated series gave him an identity.


Arnie did an OK job, just found the whole character to be rubbish. Really could of played more with the character instead of him being a camp madman with a fetish for ice.

He's original animated counterpart, as you said, is the best. Really wish they brough him back for more episodes in the later seasons of Beyond; he's one-off appearance was arguably my favourite episode of the whole series.

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsEqBQAcYVw

[Rusty Venture]

I got Rickrolled by the music channel!

[NeoVamp]

he's one-off appearance was arguably my favourite episode of the whole series.

Totally agree, best episode of Batman Beyond.

The way they build it up, showed the character having regrets only to be forced back into his Mr Freeze persona,
that combined with his choice near the end, great writing.

Remember, there may be some momentary discomfort.

[oldskool]

something completely random time

[SpaceFlea]

something completely random time

If I could give you a cookie right now, I totally would.

[Jesse813]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uqBx13aymCE/TKHe25HbM7I/AAAAAAAAGF8/xJCGsVL4R1U/s1600/cookies.jpg

[old man]

http://scientopia.org/blogs/childsplay/files/2010/08/cookie-monster.jpg

[The Jackal]

Totally agree, best episode of Batman Beyond.

The way they build it up, showed the character having regrets only to be forced back into his Mr Freeze persona,
that combined with his choice near the end, great writing.

Remember, there may be some momentary discomfort.

Exactly how I feel about that ep. On subject on Beyond, I wonder why they never brought Blight back? Clearly he was the nemesis of the series and yet, he disappears after the first season? Missed opportunity if there ever was one...

[Jesse813]

http://scorptecsciperio.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/cookie-monster-diet.jpg

[NeoVamp]

I wonder why they never brought Blight back?

If i remember correctly its because WB's wanted more of the cartoon to focus on what went on in Terry's school.

so it went from future batman to... highschool batman.

Got that from some of the dvd extra's, those are always nice to watch.

[Iron Lizard]

I just caught a parking enforcer trying to ticket me in my own driveway again. I already have to go to court over a $170 parking ticket i got two weeks ago. I was fucking seven feet from the road. Its bull shit. My pit bull went running out the door, he is friendly but Rita the Meter Maid didn't know that. He asked if he bit and I told him " Only people who fuck with my car". He didn't even write a warning. I swear to go when I get my life back together I going buy a few of these,http://shop.ebay.com/i.html?_nkw=parking+enforcement+boot+&_cqr=true&_nkwusc=parking+enforcment+boot&_rdc=1, and boot one their fucking cars.

[Jesse813]

http://www.parkingzone.com/mm5/graphics/products/large/MILC31.jpg

[The Jackal]

If i remember correctly its because WB's wanted more of the cartoon to focus on what went on in Terry's school.

so it went from future batman to... highschool batman.

Got that from some of the dvd extra's, those are always nice to watch.

Damn, I really should listen to those audio tracks!

Highly, highly foolish of them, Blight was an awesome villian. Foolish. Same goes for included the character of Max, totally pointless character that took so much away from the Terry-Bruce relationship. At least they made no mention of her in Return of the Joker; what did you think of that film if you don't mind me asking? Personally I loved it; brillant all the way through.

[NeoVamp]

what did you think of that film if you don't mind me asking? Personally I loved it; brillant all the way through.

I loved it, they really paid a lot of attention to how Batman reacted when Robin was kidnapped and ultimatly killed the Joker,
just that.. feeling of his "family" being damaged like that.. really set the tone for old bitter Bruce Wayne.

And i lolled at that one guy with the Christopher Walken voice. http://www.sega-16.com/forum/images/icons/talking.gif

Really great movie, as long as you get the uncut version that is.

[The Jackal]

I loved it, they really paid a lot of attention to how Batman reacted when Robin was kidnapped and ultimatly killed the Joker,
just that.. feeling of his "family" being damaged like that.. really set the tone for old bitter Bruce Wayne.

And i lolled at that one guy with the Christopher Walken voice. http://www.sega-16.com/forum/images/icons/talking.gif

Really great movie, as long as you get the uncut version that is.

Of course I got the uncut version; no way I'd pay out money for that shit butchered version they released before hand. ;) Damn it, I'm gonna re-watch the film tonight, you've put me in the mood for it! :)

[Jesse813]

:opeople will actually pay money for censored products:o damn crazy idiots

[NeoVamp]

I think it was actually censored more for tv, but yeah somehow it made it to DVD too.

Kinda like TMNT Forever, only the cut movie made it to DVD for some reason.

[oldskool]

this is not random enough

[xiaochun3612]

I barely have been watching the Olympics,

but anything I have seen is full of major bias and overall Chinese judges being unfair. From the overall scam of the gymnastics, to FIVE FUCKING PLAYERS ON THE USA BASEBALL TEAM GETTING BEANED AND NOTHING HAPPENING I'm glad I haven't really cared.
(http://cheaplovejewelry.com/goods-327.html)

[Rusty Venture]

xiaochun,

Save the gold jewelry links for the "Official Mr. T Fanclub" forum. Thanks.

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI

[old man]

Awww, I wanted look be like Mr.T.

[Rusty Venture]

Take solace in knowing that xiaochun was a foo that got pitied.

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxp_3000h_U&feature=related

[Bastardcat]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a72/zerodin/abuelachronicles.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/the_original_se/forum%20stuff/2009-simpsons-lenin-must-crush-capitalism.gif

[Rusty Venture]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxp_3000h_U&feature=related


OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

[Bastardcat]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a72/zerodin/catfacetality.gif

[Jesse813]

Much Better

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTyIKnRQdx0

[Rusty Venture]

I've always loved the way "Toasty!" is said. :lawl:

[The Jackal]

I barely have been watching the Olympics,

but anything I have seen is full of major bias and overall Chinese judges being unfair. From the overall scam of the gymnastics, to FIVE FUCKING PLAYERS ON THE USA BASEBALL TEAM GETTING BEANED AND NOTHING HAPPENING I'm glad I haven't really cared.
(http://cheaplovejewelry.com/goods-327.html)

And so have you my "beaned" friend!

http://www.fruitsaladretro.co.uk/acatalog/BBRM4(15).JPG

[Smii]

I always thought Basil Brush was a massive bastard. Sooty, too.

[Jesse813]

Another Classic Video just to remind us all why the Genesis is most advanced game system ever made


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8CNubiT7t4&feature=channel_video_title

[Bastardcat]

All fighting games are best played with this.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a72/zerodin/chucktroller.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU

[oldskool]

Haha! I LOVE that! That is the best video ever.


Another Classic Video just to remind us all why the Genesis is most advanced game system ever made


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8CNubiT7t4&feature=channel_video_title

[Rusty Venture]

Another Classic Video just to remind us all why the Genesis is most advanced game system ever made


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8CNubiT7t4&feature=channel_video_title

Joe's video is cooler than Paul Rudd.

There's not much in the known universe that is cooler than Paul Rudd.

[Bastardcat]

Is it just me, or does this guy look like Mark Hamill on a crystal meth bender?
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a72/zerodin/omg-it-spins.jpg

[QuickSciFi]

yAhkjzfLtkg

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOPZN0LT_aI&feature=related

[Rusty Venture]

Butterface

[Jesse813]

http://www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Paris+Hilton+Picks+New+Face+Bondi+Blonde+Beer+u4Sp h86VyBzl.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

Next.

:D

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytQClXhXTmk

[Rusty Venture]

Even though I'm more partial to Sharapova, Kournikova is still eye candy.

Raul smiles upon your linked video.

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myvjvp0dNBM&feature=related
Here Ya Go Rusty

[Rusty Venture]

I have the calender from that photo shoot.

I cherish it.

I'd give you more rep for that video, but Mod Powers have limits.

[Jesse813]

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww260/Think_Mcfly_Think/gal_gb_dan-aykroyd.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=12557239613 89

[Iron Lizard]

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-win-photos-completely-relevant-news-recipe-for-delicious.jpg

http://hackedirl.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/epic-win-photos-russian-sport-win.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSARbllO-hG176TVTPUqVg6Fw0TILn0T2UM6Lk4SWiEgxByz7qZ&t=1

[The Jackal]

http://poundland.co.uk/images/3294/original/heinz-beanz-smokey.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPeI2w3kJtQ&feature=related

[Bastardcat]

If you fire a Genesis Model 1 from the torpedo bay of a starship, you can create a living planet from a dead one!

[Jesse813]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1001/in-soviet-russia-in-soviet-russia-vodka-shoots-you-demotivational-poster-1264354591.jpg

[Iron Lizard]

My cat had five kittens but sadly I learned the hard way that they do not combine to form Voltron.

[Bastardcat]

http://www.pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF186-Guntron_Alliance_Force.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://inadawords.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Voltron.jpg

[The Jackal]

This thread needs moar babes.

http://breadboye.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Eliza-Dushku-pic-05.jpg

Much much better. :)

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCrCtlOkt1o&feature=relmfu

[Lastcallhall]

"As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."

[Bastardcat]

Side effects include diarrhea with fainting.

[Jesse813]

http://newmomsadvice.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/diarrhea.jpg

[VinnyT]

2RaVyLFRFk0&NR=1

[ShadowHawk]

Some sick ****s

[The Jackal]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EQX2B33NL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

[Rusty Venture]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EQX2B33NL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

England still tears up with pride when this is mentioned, right?

[NeoVamp]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EQX2B33NL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Geri was so fucking hot, why did she have to go all fitness style?? lost her tits her looks everything.

damn shame.. damn shame.

She could have still looked mighty fine, but all that weight loss and working out,
now she got the tits back but.. too late, the body is ruined.

[Jesse813]

Geri was so fucking hot, why did she have to go all fitness style?? lost her tits her looks everything.

damn shame.. damn shame.

She could have still looked mighty fine, but all that weight loss and working out,
now she got the tits back but.. too late, the body is ruined.

I Agree. Geri looked much better before this damn workout crap.

[Rusty Venture]

I still call those shoes "Spice Girl platforms".

[old man]

I look back on the spice girls era(error?) and think "man, that was so fucking weird." Does anyone even remember what it was all about?

[Jesse813]

http://www.tailgatingideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/anna_benson.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

I look back on the spice girls era(error?) and think "man, that was so fucking weird." Does anyone even remember what it was all about?

I just remember "Wannabe" being a really annoying and overplayed song. But I also remember that around the time that song was making its rounds, a little ditty called "Da Funk" by a group called "Daft Punk" was coming out.

http://www.paulmt.com/linked%20pages/arm/img1/528.jpg


Out of darkness there will be light.

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8u7px_GzWQ

[Growl]

If peeing in your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.

[Jesse813]

http://lawblog.legalmatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Pee-lawsuit-236x300.jpg

[old man]

I just remember "Wannabe" being a really annoying and overplayed song. But I also remember that around the time that song was making its rounds, a little ditty called "Da Funk" by a group called "Daft Punk" was coming out.

http://www.paulmt.com/linked%20pages/arm/img1/528.jpg


Out of darkness there will be light.

True, and then they went and made "Discovery", which is still one of my favorite albums. I even have Stella 5555 on DVD.

[NeoVamp]

I just remember "Wannabe" being a really annoying and overplayed song.


They made music?

[Jesse813]

yes & and it all sucked

[The Jackal]

England still tears up with pride when this is mentioned, right?

No. no, very much the opposite. :nod:

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKd35EmCIx8&feature=related

[Rusty Venture]

They made music?

They sang, I dunno about *making* it.

Fun Fact: "Wannabe" is the song I told AquaVistaTiaraHedgehog he had to sing (and place on Youtube) to gain acceptance back into the community. I figure if you embarrass yourself that much, you must really want to be a part of this place.

He decided to clown around instead.

[Jesse813]

Hopefully Aqua never shows up here again

[VinnyT]

I totally would have lifted his ban if that video surfaced. If I still had mod powers...

[NeoVamp]

They sang, I dunno about *making* it.

Fun Fact: "Wannabe" is the song I told AquaVistaTiaraHedgehog he had to sing (and place on Youtube) to gain acceptance back into the community. I figure if you embarrass yourself that much, you must really want to be a part of this place.

He decided to clown around instead.

Don't forget that we agreed that he'd have to wear the Union Jack dress that Geri wore.

[Jesse813]

http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2010/05/geri-237x300.jpg

[KnightWarrior]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKd35EmCIx8&feature=related

This made my day

[Growl]

http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2010/05/geri-237x300.jpg

THIS made my day.

[NeoVamp]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/geriJackdateG0312_600x662.jpg

1997 : shit, gotta keep my enormous boobs from popping out this dress!!

2007 : shit, my dress keeps falling off this boyish body..

Again.. no reason for this to happen, had she just worked out like a normal person she would have still been mega hot,
also.. what was with the blonde hair? red made her so hot!

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHFUH_frhBw&feature=related

[Rusty Venture]

Don't forget that we agreed that he'd have to wear the Union Jack dress that Geri wore.

I forgot about that. Good times. :lol:

[QuickSciFi]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5wyluwD321qao5xt.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5wyluwD321qao5xt.jpg
yes she looks good in that outfit too :)

[NeoVamp]

I always really liked this one myself.

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7144/gerihalliwellangel.jpg

And again i ask.. why change perfection? she must have been crazy in the head at the time or something.

[Jesse813]

maybe she had been smoking too much crack and went crazy and became delusional

[NeoVamp]

OMG I'M SO FAAAAAAAAAAAAT LOOK AT THESE FAT TITTIES OMG I'M DISGUSTING NO MAN WOULD WANT ME!

aaah women.

[Jesse813]

if those were her thoughts i completely disagree w/ them

[NeoVamp]

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9171/gerihalliwell035141.jpg

I was so sad when Geri fucked up her body/image, But then Victoria got the big implants and i jumped ship.

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5jLsLoYcE&feature=related

[The Jackal]

Perfection:

http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/77/Eliza_Dushku_010.jpg

[Rusty Venture]

That chick has never done a thing for me. I just don't find her good looking.

[NeoVamp]

Yeah even in Buffy she was very bland, the only time she ever did something for me
was when she paraded around in that dominatrix costume.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00880/dollhouse_280_880111a.jpg

bigger version. (http://media.ove.cybermage.se/2010/07/dominatrix.jpg)

[Jesse813]

shes OK looking, but definitely not cute sexy or hot

[Rusty Venture]

Butterface

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQV6UxVxqv8

[Rusty Venture]

http://durbutter.com/durbutter.gif

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvkEHQPHHg

[Iron Lizard]

It makes me laugh how picky everyone seems to here with the girls.

[Jesse813]

I'm not too picky when it comes to looks as I can admit by own standards my wife would fall under pretty cute she an excellent personality though which I really love and she's willing to put up w/ me even at times when others would just tell me to fuck off or tell me its hopeless

[NeoVamp]

she's willing to put up w/ me even at times when others would just tell me to fuck off or tell me its hopeless

aaah true love.


No i mean it.

[Jesse813]

it is indeed true love :D

[The Jackal]

Butterface??? Lies!!! :mad:

[Jesse813]

Jackal Loves Da Butta Faces

[The Jackal]

Jackal Loves Da Butta Faces

http://www.hellinthehallway.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/oh-no-you-diint-emu.jpg

[Jesse813]

is busy playing PC Denjin on the PC Engine :cool:

[The Jackal]

http://webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/dushku-1.jpg

[Phantar]

was... was that originally a man?

[The Jackal]

was... was that originally a man?

no, no. Why the hate bros? She's gorgous!

[NeoVamp]

was... was that originally a man?

Must have been a very pretty man then..

Wait what?


I'm pretty!

[The Jackal]

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/467547-emperor_ren/547/46/chestburster.jpg

[NeoVamp]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPTaT7Ag3U8

[Jesse813]

http://webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/dushku-1.jpg

was... was that originally a man?

I Agree w/ the German Drunkard. that girl is ugly.

[NeoVamp]

I am now the proud owner of every Jean Claude Van Damme DVD ever released.

[The Jackal]

I Agree w/ the German Drunkard. that girl is ugly.

I respect your opinion, but I still like her.

[Jesse813]

which means you need better taste in women

[The Jackal]

EDIT: Scratch that.

[Rusty Venture]

Dude, you just asked me for more of her pictures:

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/Push_Upstairs_photo/Hotness.jpg


I laughed hard these last few pages.

Jesse & Phantar, you've both earned it:

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/Push_Upstairs_photo/VW-OhSnap.gif

[NeoVamp]

_iKQwyjirNQ

[villahed94]

Note to self: Never kill any other Genesis. 4 Model 1´s are quite painful to lose.

[The Jackal]

Oh yeah; she's Ok. Eliza still floats my boat; so sorry gents I'm not gonna be swayed.

http://dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/eliza-dushku-maxim.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz7QRjLyFGI

[Iron Lizard]

Sweet I'm feeling good. I just got over a two day migraine and the bastard is finally gone. :)