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Phantar
07-07-2011, 06:16 PM
Life for the average German
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TUZDz-bZFA
Still doesn't explain what a "gumiho" is.
And Austria is NOT Germany! The last Guy who believed that thought it would be grand to invade Poland and to wage war against Russia in wintertime!
villahed94
07-07-2011, 07:23 PM
Oh my. That google image is true!
Jesse813
07-07-2011, 10:02 PM
Still doesn't explain what a "gumiho" is.
And Austria is NOT Germany! The last Guy who believed that thought it would be grand to invade Poland and to wage war against Russia in wintertime!
I understand that Austria and Germany are two seperate countries. as for the last guy to believe that its my understanding that there were plenty of people in both countries who wanted both countries united as one and well before he came to power (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anschluss) and well before before Bismarck united the German states under Prussian leadership (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_unification)
villahed94
07-07-2011, 11:40 PM
Hmm, I smell an international conflict ...
Phantar
07-08-2011, 04:02 AM
@Jesse: So? Saying that there were others BEFORE him doesn't change anything about that he was a) the last, b) what it lead to, and c) how people feel about it nowadays.
I am also well aware of the options of "kleindeutsche" and "großdeutsche" Unification and that Bismarck (And Wilhelm I. of Prussia) promoted the former in order to downplay the importance of the emperor of Austria and to turn himself into the emperor of re-unified Germany.
Furthermore I am well aware that the Austrian Habsburgs ruled the german empire for almost 300 years before Napoleon Bonaparte came along and dissolved the Holy Roman Empire by the Reichsdeputationshauptschluss (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichsdeputationshauptschluss#Reichsdeputationshau ptschluss), seperating the empire in dozens of different territories, duchies and city-states and forcing the emperor of Germany, Francis II., to retreat into his Austrian homeland and re-forming that into the Hungaro-Austrian empire in 1803.
If you want, I can even go back to the year 1156 - that's when the Steiermark and Kärnten, two of the core regions of what now constitutes Austria, were split from the duchy of Bavaria and formed into a new duchy of its own, constituting what now is known as Austria in a document called the Privilegium Minus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Privilegium_Minus)! That was centuries before a couple of british religious refugees decided to settle down in what is now known as Massachusetts!
As it so happens, both of these events took place near or in Regensburg, the city where I grew up in.
Don't try to school a Major in History about the history of his own country!
villahed94
07-08-2011, 12:17 PM
Whoops, Phantar is angry. Maybe some of his reasons are valid though
Phantar
07-08-2011, 12:58 PM
Whoops, Phantar is angry. Maybe some of his reasons are valid though
Nah, it Takes Way more than that to make me angry. But throwing austrians and germany in the Same Pot is somewhat alike telling a scotsman that he was english - He won't like it!
We Germans like to make jokes about our Austrian neighbors. But we get along - mostly. It's a Long and complicated history.
villahed94
07-08-2011, 01:12 PM
That finishes this story of conflicts. Now move onto another topic
The Jackal
07-08-2011, 03:48 PM
Still doesn't explain what a "gumiho" is.
And Austria is NOT Germany! The last Guy who believed that thought it would be grand to invade Poland and to wage war against Russia in wintertime!
I thought it was always "winter-time" in Russia...:?:
Iron Lizard
07-08-2011, 03:51 PM
http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/897ac5be-58b3-4acc-a650-a56f800558e7.gif
http://img2.s-mysoju.com/images/upload/My_Girlfriend_is_a_Nine-Tailed_Fox___.jpg
villahed94
07-08-2011, 06:03 PM
What does Gumiho mean?
Iron Lizard
07-08-2011, 06:50 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumiho
villahed94
07-09-2011, 12:02 AM
So a nine tailed fox then, huh?
Bastardcat
07-09-2011, 12:25 AM
Gumiho is a variety of Jelly Baby. Tom Baker says that they taste of used needles and ass.
villahed94
07-09-2011, 12:34 AM
So it has multiple meanings, interesting.
Phantar
07-09-2011, 08:06 AM
The doctor would Never say "tastes like Ass!"
Apparently it's the Nine-tailed Fox:
http://wiki.d-addicts.com/My_Girlfriend_is_a_Nine-Tailed_Fox
Apparently in Korean it's a gumiho, in japanese Folklore a kitsune.
Interesting...
villahed94
07-09-2011, 11:52 PM
Yeah, a pretty curous thing.
Bastardcat
07-10-2011, 12:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jojOqtzKD8&feature=related
villahed94
07-10-2011, 01:12 AM
I´m still awaiting for my Genesis.
villahed94
07-10-2011, 11:37 PM
And rise this from its grave.
Jesse813
07-11-2011, 09:02 AM
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/15/19770000/ngbbs4a7e13ba184f1.gif
The Jackal
07-11-2011, 10:16 AM
Been re-playing Oblivion in preparation for Skyrim; and to get the last Thieves Guild achievement, which I couldn't get because the game fucked up the mission I was on (the Big Heist).
I've got about 20+ of hours just to get it. :(
Jesse813
07-11-2011, 11:23 AM
http://www.strategypage.com/gallery/images/new_french_recruit.jpg
The Jackal
07-11-2011, 11:36 AM
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-02-23/1235400130253.jpg
Jesse813
07-11-2011, 01:39 PM
http://images.elfwood.com/art/s/i/sifutlo/dwarf1.jpg
The Jackal
07-11-2011, 03:15 PM
Really have to stop playing Oblivion and start writing again...
Jesse813
07-11-2011, 03:35 PM
http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/220830/oblivion-game-stone-pattern.jpg
villahed94
07-11-2011, 05:09 PM
Is that the Quake logo?
The Jackal
07-11-2011, 06:20 PM
Is that the Quake logo?
No, it's the Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion logo.
NeoVamp
07-11-2011, 08:39 PM
Is that the Quake logo?
Where's the down vote button again guys?
Bastardcat
07-11-2011, 09:15 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was originally going to be titled Magical Ninja Hindu Injuns, but the comic's creators were viciously beaten up by the guys from The Village People, so they changed it.
Jesse813
07-11-2011, 09:21 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/69280.jpg
villahed94
07-11-2011, 11:30 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/69280.jpg
Or as the europeans ruined it: Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles
QuickSciFi
07-11-2011, 11:34 PM
Really have to stop playing Oblivion and start writing again...
I should do the same... Sort of.
Jesse813
07-11-2011, 11:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLpO-OvJU74
Bastardcat
07-12-2011, 09:31 AM
Oblivion is like crack.
Fallout 3 is like crack with guns.
I most recently played FA3, and thoroughly enjoyed the Zombie Apocalypse mod. It turns FA3 into a survival horror game, because you're constantly having to either fight or flee when outside, and you get zero experience from capping the zombies. Add to the fact that Ammo is scarce out in the wilderness, and you've got a recipe for awesome!
The Jackal
07-12-2011, 10:31 AM
Has the Sonic Generations demo timed out yet?
QuickSciFi
07-12-2011, 11:46 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLpO-OvJU74
I'd give you some of that stuff for which I must spread some before giving it, but I can't.
Jesse813
07-12-2011, 12:24 PM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_legzifwSsI1qf5ifco1_500.gif
The Jackal
07-12-2011, 01:46 PM
This shit be getting random...
villahed94
07-12-2011, 02:31 PM
A preview of my Lp thread. A clip containing "On the Radio" by Donna Summer.
http://www.mediafire.com/?rc4vaz0b881213a
Tell me what you think.
Jesse813
07-12-2011, 02:53 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rv1ko0O-a3s/TX-cwDDe8zI/AAAAAAAAAB0/GjCTuO7Hh38/s1600/sibling-rivalry.jpg
villahed94
07-12-2011, 03:01 PM
I must add that the recording was taken directly from the LP. No EQ, no edition.
The Jackal
07-12-2011, 03:13 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rv1ko0O-a3s/TX-cwDDe8zI/AAAAAAAAAB0/GjCTuO7Hh38/s1600/sibling-rivalry.jpg
Current season's follow-up sucked, HARD.
villahed94
07-12-2011, 03:14 PM
Yeah, they are now shit.
The Jackal
07-12-2011, 03:20 PM
Nah, Family Guy's still good, though it has dropped in quality alot. I would love to see a Quagmire spin-off; hell, I'd kill for one. :D
villahed94
07-12-2011, 03:31 PM
Yeah, that´d be cool.
The Jackal
07-12-2011, 03:44 PM
http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/star_trek_spock_3_small.jpg
Indeed.
villahed94
07-12-2011, 03:47 PM
How good do you think the condition of my LP is?
The Jackal
07-12-2011, 03:58 PM
Haven't downloaded it...give me a sec to dl it and I'll let you know.
The Jackal
07-12-2011, 04:20 PM
Double-posting; wanna fight about it?
Anyway, Villa I downloaded it and gave it a quick listen. Thing's massive, near 60mb for one track? Wow. Sounds brillant, real clear. Good stuff, man. :)
Bastardcat
07-12-2011, 05:25 PM
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles is one of the many reasons that Europe has no room to bitch about stuff like the Megadrive getting renamed in the US.
Jesse813
07-12-2011, 09:23 PM
Nah, Family Guy's still good, though it has dropped in quality alot. I would love to see a Quagmire spin-off; hell, I'd kill for one. :D
http://www.fanpop.com/images/polls/1425_1_full.jpg
villahed94
07-12-2011, 10:26 PM
Double-posting; wanna fight about it?
Anyway, Villa I downloaded it and gave it a quick listen. Thing's massive, near 60mb for one track? Wow. Sounds brillant, real clear. Good stuff, man. :)
And no edition has been made! It´s just as it comes out from the LP. The LP thread will contain more of these examples!
Jesse813
07-12-2011, 11:24 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PGvSoaafXiI/TMdfrjEJz9I/AAAAAAAAI-c/9xRt_lg9dbU/s640/chimp-cigar-phone.jpg
drunkex
07-13-2011, 04:47 AM
the girl who took my photo and ran off a few days ago... is she one of you?
Jesse813
07-13-2011, 09:22 AM
Just discovered one of these while looking through the boxes in my basement
http://polaroid600film.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/PolaroidSX70.gif
Bastardcat
07-13-2011, 09:50 AM
I can do the same thing...in my pants.
Jesse813
07-13-2011, 10:22 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/21/d5d130c7-4820-409f-a874-6570297d650e.jpg
The Jackal
07-13-2011, 10:30 AM
Wish I could rep you for that Polaroid pic, Jess; need to spread some more aorund though.
Jesse813
07-13-2011, 10:46 AM
I'm Pretty sure you'll eventually be able to get to giving me rep
The Jackal
07-13-2011, 11:04 AM
You can count on it.
Jesse813
07-13-2011, 11:16 AM
http://www.rarepostcard.com/images/3731_N10001.jpg
Phantar
07-13-2011, 11:25 AM
Saints Row 3... aka GTA on LSD
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2858/6e7cy.jpg
villahed94
07-13-2011, 02:21 PM
Still uploading Lp´s
Jesse813
07-13-2011, 02:41 PM
http://seemslegit.com/_images/7181ee03fbc700440d69c641e2f86720/1203%20-%20car%20crash%20drunk_driver%20field%20police%20s obriety%20test%20vehicles%20woman.jpg
villahed94
07-13-2011, 03:02 PM
Dunno what to say
VinnyT
07-13-2011, 10:02 PM
The Family Guy episode this year with Stewie and Bertram going back in time was one of the better done episodes all season. I think they're starting to realize that the mindless violence is getting old. Like that abomination of a Christmas episode.
Jesse813
07-13-2011, 10:10 PM
http://www.ranum.com/linkedimages/schwartznolikesviolence.jpg
villahed94
07-13-2011, 10:24 PM
9570
I´m exhausted
Jesse813
07-13-2011, 10:32 PM
9570
I´m exhausted
and counting in the wrong thread. crazy cat
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/10/564368bf-7125-404f-9332-2df8a5ed0ab8.jpg
villahed94
07-13-2011, 10:40 PM
I dunno why this happens to me so commonly.
Jesse813
07-13-2011, 11:30 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-kitten-confused-gruel-newspaper.jpg
villahed94
07-14-2011, 12:42 AM
They want to have a smart cat :P
Phantar
07-14-2011, 04:00 AM
Anyone know where Rusty has gone? He's gone unusually quiet these past few days...
Jesse813
07-14-2011, 08:38 AM
hopefully he just went out for a trip on his Zeppelin and will be back soon
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/07/05/31_zeppelin_lg.jpg
villahed94
07-14-2011, 09:10 AM
A question has arose in me:
How did Rusty become a Mod?
Bastardcat
07-14-2011, 09:17 AM
Eastman, he came out of the East...to do battle, with the AMAZING RANDO!!!
NeoVamp
07-14-2011, 09:35 AM
A question has arose in me:
How did Rusty become a Mod?
Rumor is that one day he became so infuriated with the retards that this site seems to attract,
that he instantly grew moderator powers overnight.
Jesse813
07-14-2011, 10:00 AM
A question has arose in me:
How did Rusty become a Mod?
this should answer you question
Just to spite Mr. Smith, we activated Rusty Venture as a mod. We may add one more sometime soon, but we'll see.
that came from the Should Mr. Smith be a moderator? Poll Thread (http://www.sega-16.com/forum/showthread.php?16673-Should-Mr.-Smith-be-a-moderator-%28serious-suggestion%29/page2)
The Jackal
07-14-2011, 10:08 AM
Smithy would be a good mod...
Make it so!
Jesse813
07-14-2011, 10:10 AM
i voted yes in that poll so hopefully he becomes a mod soon
The Jackal
07-14-2011, 10:58 AM
And then hopefuly some of those promised bannings can start happening...
villahed94
07-14-2011, 11:48 AM
this should answer you question
that came from the Should Mr. Smith be a moderator? Poll Thread (http://www.sega-16.com/forum/showthread.php?16673-Should-Mr.-Smith-be-a-moderator-%28serious-suggestion%29/page2)
WTF???? So he became a mod ONLY to irritate Mr. Smith??
Jesse813
07-14-2011, 03:36 PM
I'm not quite sure about that you'd have to ask Joe
villahed94
07-14-2011, 03:55 PM
If I asked Joe for something , it would be to see if he turns me into a mod. :P
Jesse813
07-14-2011, 04:27 PM
http://www.flockpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/forum_mod-copy.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McN3_4vdMGs
Phantar
07-14-2011, 05:58 PM
ever listened to the intro music of "Cannibal Holocaust"? For such a disgusting, gory, cruel and almost - no, outright inhuman movie where they kill real animals for absolutely no reason (and where the director had to prove before a judge that he didn't murder one of his actresses on film)... it has some eerily beautiful music!
kf1Vt6r-sj8
Damn...
Jesse813
07-14-2011, 07:53 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/16/129054665702002060.jpg
villahed94
07-14-2011, 08:10 PM
9590
Modding my VA2 MD1.
Jesse813
07-14-2011, 10:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIbzD83LFFU
villahed94
07-15-2011, 12:21 AM
Still modding my Genesis.
Phantar
07-15-2011, 04:27 AM
Didn't know the Internet had a spokesperson - or was a monarchy, for that matter:
http://blog.stuttgarter-zeitung.de/wp-content/ich-die-prinzessin-der-web-leute-habe-gesprochen.jpg
Cornholio857
07-15-2011, 09:08 AM
ever listened to the intro music of "Cannibal Holocaust"? For such a disgusting, gory, cruel and almost - no, outright inhuman movie where they kill real animals for absolutely no reason (and where the director had to prove before a judge that he didn't murder one of his actresses on film)... it has some eerily beautiful music!
kf1Vt6r-sj8
Damn...
I made my girlfriend watch that. I don't think she ever will again. And not because of the scenes where they kill real animals. LOL
Phantar
07-15-2011, 09:43 AM
I made my girlfriend watch that. I don't think she ever will again. And not because of the scenes where they kill real animals. LOL
You've got a truly romantic soul! :lol:
Cornholio857
07-15-2011, 10:15 AM
You've got a truly romantic soul! :lol:
Hey, she asked me to find the goriest, most disturbing horror film that I could. I believe I succeeded. :cool:
Phantar
07-15-2011, 11:25 AM
Hey, she asked me to find the goriest, most disturbing horror film that I could. I believe I succeeded. :cool:
next to "violent shit 2" and "mondo cane", I think you did. 8)
The Jackal
07-15-2011, 12:12 PM
Finally got the last Thieves Guild achievement in Oblivion!
Jesse813
07-15-2011, 12:16 PM
luckily this was stopped before another crazy nutcase could take over in Germany
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100422021324/althistory/images/archive/8/88/20101229005549!German_Colonial_Empire_(post_WW2).p ng
villahed94
07-15-2011, 12:18 PM
9599
Finally my Va2 has S-Video.
Jesse813
07-15-2011, 12:34 PM
http://www.opensecrets.org/news/bluedog.jpg
villahed94
07-15-2011, 12:39 PM
Anyway, I´m going to overclock it too.
Jesse813
07-15-2011, 12:43 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRHMaasaVmc7wyQB-bqcQfBFd_PeNGFsX9G8Auj7viZvPmNo2J&t=1
The Jackal
07-15-2011, 01:16 PM
http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/star_trek_spock_3_small.jpg
Indeed.
Jesse813
07-15-2011, 01:39 PM
http://www.forumspile.com/That-Is-Excellent-MrBurns.jpg
The Jackal
07-15-2011, 03:28 PM
http://www.electroniccigarettereview.com/images/terminator-2.jpg
Affirmative.
Jesse813
07-15-2011, 06:03 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/picable/2009/04/19/892553_funny-sign_620.jpg
villahed94
07-15-2011, 10:56 PM
What a cool image, Jesse.
Jesse813
07-15-2011, 11:32 PM
http://allfunny.net/pics/funnystupidsigns/2.jpg
villahed94
07-16-2011, 12:21 AM
9610
Who the fuck would jump inside toxic waste?
drunkex
07-16-2011, 04:05 AM
Captian planet was gay
old man
07-16-2011, 04:52 AM
He also had a mullet. Here's Kristen Stewart with a mullet. She's hot and it's OK to post her since Rusty isn't here.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/06/kristen-stewart-mullet.jpg
drunkex
07-16-2011, 05:21 AM
Think girl I'm after is rockin' the same hair style. The mullet seems to be making a comeback.
NeoVamp
07-16-2011, 09:44 AM
9610
http://cdn1.newsone.com/files/2009/10/obama-frown.jpg
Jesse813
07-16-2011, 11:35 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/1002/ninja-skills-vomit-puke-funny-bukiboo-guinness-demotivational-poster-1266552692.jpg
Cornholio857
07-16-2011, 12:46 PM
Mullets you say?
http://www.plagueofthemullet.com/images/macgyver-mullet.jpg
http://cdn.mulletsighting.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/john-stamos-mullet-uncle-jesse.bmp
http://altruapparel.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chuck-norris-mullet.jpg
The Jackal
07-16-2011, 01:00 PM
Top image: is that the guy from Sg-1?
Cornholio857
07-16-2011, 01:21 PM
Top image: is that the guy from Sg-1?
Yep, better known as MacGyver.
The Jackal
07-16-2011, 02:23 PM
Yep, better known as MacGyver.
Never seen it; thought I've heard of it referenced numerous times in classic Simpsons.
KnightWarrior
07-16-2011, 02:26 PM
I hate yahoo
I have my accout signed in for 2 weeks
I have to sign in every fucking day.....
The Jackal
07-16-2011, 02:28 PM
^ Have you tried switching to 'Classic'? I've had nothing but problems with their new modern theme; the old is still the best.
KnightWarrior
07-16-2011, 02:32 PM
I have Classic..I don't the new yahoo
villahed94
07-16-2011, 03:32 PM
I have the new one, but don´t know how to revert to the old one.
Jesse813
07-16-2011, 05:41 PM
and all of this time I've just been using Gmail since its much better than Yahoo
NeoVamp
07-16-2011, 06:06 PM
Never seen it
Best episode will always be the one with the ants and him running around with unstable Nitro glycerine.
Jesse813
07-16-2011, 06:27 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-kitten-will-fix-it.jpg
villahed94
07-16-2011, 09:23 PM
Definetly a curious cat.
Jesse813
07-16-2011, 10:14 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-curious-cat.jpg
villahed94
07-17-2011, 01:13 AM
Another curious cat.
The Jackal
07-17-2011, 07:46 AM
[insert funny cat pic here]
villahed94
07-17-2011, 11:19 AM
9631
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/funny-pictures-and-i-made-sure-the-doggie-was-taken-care-of-while-you-were-gone.jpg
The Jackal
07-17-2011, 11:48 AM
Villa; you're not supposed to post a number in this thread, remember?
villahed94
07-17-2011, 11:49 AM
Danm it. It happened again.
The Jackal
07-17-2011, 11:53 AM
http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/star_trek_spock_3_small.jpg
Indeed.
villahed94
07-17-2011, 11:55 AM
It seems that I confuse a lot the fact this is only to state, something not to count
9635
Oh snap!
Jesse813
07-17-2011, 12:01 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/12/23/129060745131929602.jpg
villahed94
07-17-2011, 12:15 PM
9637
A really confused cat.
Jesse813
07-17-2011, 01:50 PM
http://askadropout.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/confused-monkey.jpg
Sly Wolf
07-17-2011, 01:52 PM
9639
Jesse813 has been tranformed into a stinkin chimp!
Jesse813
07-17-2011, 01:55 PM
http://images.cafepress.com/product/284210569_350x350_Front.jpg
Sly Wolf
07-17-2011, 01:59 PM
9641
Oh really? Being as a stinky wolf is better than being a stinkin chimp like you are!
The Jackal
07-17-2011, 02:31 PM
Jesse's no chimp; he's a champ.
Jesse813
07-17-2011, 02:39 PM
:ok: I Agree w/ Jackal :ok:
The Jackal
07-17-2011, 03:15 PM
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/5812.jpg
villahed94
07-17-2011, 04:07 PM
Wearing a monocle is serious business.
Sly Wolf
07-17-2011, 04:12 PM
OK, who gave Chuck Norris the controller?
The Jackal
07-17-2011, 04:29 PM
Chuck Norris likes his porridge when he visits Norridge...
Jesse813
07-17-2011, 06:57 PM
http://jilliannickell.com/portfolio/goldilocks.jpg
villahed94
07-17-2011, 11:52 PM
Yeah, the bear won.
drunkex
07-17-2011, 11:56 PM
a fight against Chuck Norris? No bear is that strong:o
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 12:07 AM
http://www.deviantart.com/download/123152520/Chuck_Norris_vs_the_Bear_Caval_by_SephiX22.jpg
The Jackal
07-18-2011, 08:38 AM
http://www.deviantart.com/download/123152520/Chuck_Norris_vs_the_Bear_Caval_by_SephiX22.jpg
Totally not photoshoped. Chuck Norris is immortal.
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 10:38 AM
http://therealmanslist.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/chucknorris.jpg?w=1024&h=768
The Jackal
07-18-2011, 10:58 AM
^ I wonder what a British Chuck Norris would look like?
Phantar
07-18-2011, 11:13 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/9/129022942877465454.jpg
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 11:32 AM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/7/15/c74e6a51-eb9a-46a4-bf68-ab80b8740a0b.jpg
NeoVamp
07-18-2011, 11:38 AM
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7760/1311000175767.jpg
The Jackal
07-18-2011, 11:45 AM
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7760/1311000175767.jpg
Left: massive design cock-up on M$'s part; Right: No moving parts, FAR less likey to break down.
villahed94
07-18-2011, 11:58 AM
I´ll try to do a similar one, but something like
Genesis still works
PS3 broken.
Sly Wolf
07-18-2011, 12:03 PM
My NES still works for me for seven years, and I have played more than 300 different nes games on that system, ah great times.
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 12:07 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/12/5/c48f6cb8-e162-4741-88b6-a9120e5996ef.jpg
The Jackal
07-18-2011, 12:18 PM
N64 Kid; it's on Youtube somewhere.
villahed94
07-18-2011, 12:38 PM
Nintendo?:yuck:
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 12:41 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEopQ4Wfgvn6nGnkTd9wLA_cZry5maj MTNJKXU1s6E-ohLmsvDrg&t=1
NeoVamp
07-18-2011, 12:42 PM
Someone keep that cat away from that Genesis, you know he's just gonna sit on it cause its warm!!
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 12:48 PM
http://chloeandeddie.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/e960f_8f1798c9-f26c-4bd9-987a-7b6f5cec764a.jpg
NeoVamp
07-18-2011, 12:49 PM
Speaking of warm, I recently changed my pc around and installed one of those ICE DISK coolers on my new WIN7 drive,
and i gotta say.. these things really work, pc has been on for hours and its still only luke warm.
http://azerty.nl/_azerty/data/product/4/2/7/427775/img/1/G.jpg
villahed94
07-18-2011, 01:02 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSEopQ4Wfgvn6nGnkTd9wLA_cZry5maj MTNJKXU1s6E-ohLmsvDrg&t=1
Indeed. Also the owner has a pretty neat combo. Model 1 Genesis + Model 1 SCD.
The Jackal
07-18-2011, 04:07 PM
Nintendo?:yuck:
You will soon learn young Padawan, that Nintendo isn't the Dark Side as you get older and find out that there are some great games to be experienced on their systems.
NeoVamp
07-18-2011, 05:30 PM
You will soon learn young Padawan, that Nintendo isn't the Dark Side as you get older and find out that there are some great games to be experienced on their systems.
True dat, Can't say the N64 and Gamecube really tickled my interest (albeit having some good games)
but the NES and Snes days were amazing and i'm so happy to have lived them when i was just at the right age to make choices myself.
Oh man wonderful times were had playing Snes over at my friend's house (well his parents house) when we were 14/17
Playing Rock & Roll Racing, Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, Donkey Kong Country, Mario Kart, Mortal Kombat II,
Earthbound, Super Mario World, Mario Allstars, Street Fighter II, etc etc.
I love my Sega and might have done a little "Sega is better" back in the day, but nobody in their right mind would say that Nintendo sucked back then.
Maybe its because its because i stopped caring about everything along the way, but yeah i miss those days immensely.
So when i see someone say "Nintendo BLAH" I just see someone who doesn't get the bigger picture or not able to buy whatever system he wants.
And thats understandable, when i was his age i did not have much money, so i chose for a Genesis (well Megadrive) because they got me with their SONIC IS FAST hype.
But there have been many times where i looked at the Snes and thought "wow.. wish the MD had games like those.."
Especially RPG's by Square, just.. mouth watering for me back then.
And one of the reasons why Phantasy Star just doesn't interest me, people sometimes claim it to be the best Genesis RPG ever,
and i look at it and say.. well that's not saying much.
MrMatthews
07-18-2011, 07:02 PM
Neovamp! WTF did you do to Shadowhawk? I loved all of his random threads, and the fact that he was a professional fighter gave me a huge boner.
Can you go pick a fight with that Cucullins kid and the pro-something guy? It'd be nice to thin out the extra threads around here.
NeoVamp
07-18-2011, 07:23 PM
http://www.umnet.com/pic/diy/screensaver/6%5CBoxing-Cat--60862.gif
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 07:40 PM
Neovamp! WTF did you do to Shadowhawk? I loved all of his random threads, and the fact that he was a professional fighter gave me a huge boner.
MrMatthews is Gay?
http://www.thatshowsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shocked-Monkey.jpg
N.Saibot
07-18-2011, 08:20 PM
MrMatthews is Gay?
...monkey...
Look at his location: MrMatthews is gay and INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.
NeoVamp
07-18-2011, 08:34 PM
I find myself craving some Super Mario 3 recently, such a fine game and the upgraded version on Snes is even finer.
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 09:22 PM
Look at his location: MrMatthews is gay and INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.
So MrMatthews is also a Stalker?
if he is than that might better explain this
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/3/19/20ae64f3-4038-4658-8812-2f5afbf7da15.jpg
MrMatthews
07-18-2011, 09:44 PM
I knew my glorious sarcasm was going to be misinterpreted by the doofi of the Internet. :roll:
See guys, I was making fun of the fact that shadowhawk never let an opportunity pass by to remind us all that he was a PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER (it's kind an engineer, but with more nosebleeds).
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 10:19 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/10/funny-pictures-bird-must-be-taller-to-not-get-eaten-by-kitten.jpg
NeoVamp
07-18-2011, 10:37 PM
(it's kind an engineer, but with more nosebleeds).
I always wondered whats up with this place and attracting the weirdest of the Internet.
Doll fuckers, 2nd basing engineers, conspiracy edgers, guys with girly nicknames who worship Sonic, druggies who consider themselves superheroes,
You shoulda seen the PM he send me when our first fight was over,
I swear he was channeling Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, it went kinda like this.
http://sharetv.org/images/trailer_park_boys_ca/ricky-char.jpg
Hey neovamp I just wanted to tell you i'm clean again and a much better person,
so gone is the ShadowHawk from the past because i'm a much better person when i'm sober,
we were both being dicks, i mean you a bit more cause you started it,
but yeah we're both dicks and the others are dicks and you're a dick for starting it,
but yeah.. who isn't a dick these days, but yeah you started it but that's all in the past now!
I fell off my chair laughing.
Sly Wolf
07-18-2011, 10:46 PM
^ That is very funny, he's still blaming you for starting that fight!
I think it mostly due to Mr. Smith, and other members' (including me) sense of humor that has been attracting the weirdest of the Internet.
Jesse813
07-18-2011, 11:23 PM
A German Wolf (Submarine / U-Boat) on the high seas
http://www.cyber-heritage.com/submarines_single/selection%20jpeg%20photos/U-boat%20%20(V11c)%20Uttstein.Norway%201951.jpg
MrMatthews
07-18-2011, 11:27 PM
^ That is very funny, he's still blaming you for starting that fight!
Actually, that's the kind of half-assed apology you give when you're trying to remind someone that YOU are more entitled to an apology than THEY are.
old man
07-18-2011, 11:47 PM
Aww, I missed the closed threads again.
Jesse813
07-19-2011, 10:31 AM
http://americandigest.org/monopolyALIENBURST.jpg
eddiespruce
07-19-2011, 11:58 AM
What version of Monopoly is that from?:p
Jesse813
07-19-2011, 12:11 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/12/monopolykitteh128630516729988283.jpg
NeoVamp
07-19-2011, 12:19 PM
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5208/sf2alpha.png
Jesse813
07-19-2011, 01:37 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4074/4908689870_8ede7db97f.jpg
The Jackal
07-19-2011, 01:44 PM
Bah! All tht came today was some Sonic comics and the last season of Spider-Man 90s cartoon. I wanna play Ristar!
Jesse813
07-19-2011, 02:30 PM
http://www.deviantart.com/download/60512022/Ristar_GIF_by_AndyScott.gif
drunkex
07-19-2011, 03:14 PM
The redheaded lifeguard was hott, shoulda talked to her... damn I suck
Phantar
07-19-2011, 03:53 PM
meh, coulda, woulda, shoulda.
drunkex
07-19-2011, 04:09 PM
no doubt she's still there, prolly til 7... I'll try going by as the pool closes
Jesse813
07-19-2011, 07:05 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-kitten-does-not-know-why-your-dog-has-a-concussion.jpg
Iron Lizard
07-20-2011, 03:39 AM
I never realized R. Lee Ermey was in Double Switch.
Jesse813
07-20-2011, 08:49 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LbzCyB5t83c/Teb2fPkuF1I/AAAAAAAABtM/_Z0fYQQhVgQ/s1600/major-payne-original.jpg
The Jackal
07-20-2011, 11:33 AM
Thinking of buying a new console, but don't know which.
NeoVamp
07-20-2011, 12:04 PM
I like my PS3, free online and less chance of it burning down the house like a 360,
ever played Oblivion or Fallout 3? good times.
The Jackal
07-20-2011, 12:36 PM
Oh don't; I hope and pray each time I put on my 360 S that the thing doesn't RROD on me (or should that be GROD ;)). I've not heard of any probs with the new model, but you never know.
villahed94
07-20-2011, 02:28 PM
IMO all 7th gen consoles suck. Mostly because of the games. This gen saw the rise of shitty FPS. :yuck:
Iron Lizard
07-20-2011, 02:51 PM
My best buddy just got fired for looking for another job. Its so fucked up.
Jesse813
07-20-2011, 03:02 PM
that is fucked up and sucks too
The Jackal
07-20-2011, 05:01 PM
Does anyone know if the Xbox port of MGS2 is any good? I've heard good & bad stuff on it...
Jesse813
07-20-2011, 08:07 PM
Personally i like it better than the MGS2 for the PS2
old man
07-20-2011, 10:54 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkysau4PLV1qaue6fo1_400.jpg
GohanX
07-20-2011, 11:29 PM
Does anyone know if the Xbox port of MGS2 is any good? I've heard good & bad stuff on it...
The port is fine, the only major issue it has is that is has some silly slowdown when on the deck of the tanker. I have heard the ps2 version of substance is better, but I've never felt the need to buy it after getting the Xbox version.
Cornholio857
07-20-2011, 11:30 PM
Nothing like throwing down a few beers after a long day at work!
drunkex
07-20-2011, 11:32 PM
yeah, I wish I had a job:(
Cornholio857
07-20-2011, 11:36 PM
yeah, I wish I had a job:(
If you lived where I do I could probably hook you up with a job. My company's hiring.
drunkex
07-20-2011, 11:54 PM
If you lived where I do I could probably hook you up with a job. My company's hiring.
If I did I'd definitely take you up on that, unfortunately I do not
Cornholio857
07-21-2011, 12:06 AM
Hey, it's the thought that counts. ;)
On another note, I think those beers are starting to take effect. Excellent! :rock:
Jesse813
07-21-2011, 12:28 AM
http://ibeatgodzilla.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/beavis-and-butthead.jpg?w=320&h=260
QuickSciFi
07-21-2011, 12:32 AM
The Amazing Skinny-Man:
_XayxMPrUP4
Lame. They reverted to the wrist device that makes him shoot the web instead of it coming form his body. :?
The Jackal
07-21-2011, 06:47 AM
The port is fine, the only major issue it has is that is has some silly slowdown when on the deck of the tanker. I have heard the ps2 version of substance is better, but I've never felt the need to buy it after getting the Xbox version.
Thanks; was alittle worried there! :D
Jesse813
07-21-2011, 08:35 AM
http://mobianlegends.com/media/sprites/Rocket%20Knight%20(Sparkster)/Sparkster.png
The Jackal
07-21-2011, 12:04 PM
Hey, it's the thought that counts. ;)
On another note, I think those beers are starting to take effect. Excellent! :rock:
I've got a whole crate of Tiger beer to get through; Fuck yeah! :D
Cornholio857
07-21-2011, 12:28 PM
Chug! Chug! Chug!
The Jackal
07-21-2011, 01:43 PM
I'm quite liking Tiger; very nice. I'm getting off XBL, it's starting to affect my gameplay!
Jesse813
07-21-2011, 01:48 PM
http://justbeer.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hopdevil.jpg
just picked up a case of this good beer today :cool:
villahed94
07-22-2011, 03:02 AM
http://mobianlegends.com/media/sprites/Rocket%20Knight%20(Sparkster)/Sparkster.png
Awesome game!
Jesse813
07-22-2011, 08:51 AM
http://stuff.pyzam.com/funnypics/stupid/image006.jpg
The Jackal
07-22-2011, 10:35 AM
Off Topic has become a stagnated corpse; Where the hell is everyone?!!
NeoVamp
07-22-2011, 10:41 AM
I call it a mix between Summer and the Hacking thing and the recent fights here.
That or you got used to the constant nonsense threads made by the spammers.
The Jackal
07-22-2011, 10:44 AM
Yeah, I guess you're right; might be take some before things get back to normal again.
Jesse813
07-22-2011, 12:17 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-box-cats-are-bored.jpg
drunkex
07-22-2011, 12:51 PM
american women's soccer has no nonwhites in it, it must be racist.
Jesse813
07-22-2011, 02:02 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/2/7/129100555409271685.jpg
The Jackal
07-22-2011, 02:51 PM
I wonder if Evil Dead 4 will ever be made? No remakes, just a new sequel. One that's at least decent.
Jesse813
07-22-2011, 03:03 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-on8K4w1jMRc/Thu89SiwlbI/AAAAAAAADcY/0BxRkvpuu1w/s1600/evil-dead-4.jpg
NeoVamp
07-22-2011, 03:08 PM
I wonder if Evil Dead 4 will ever be made? No remakes, just a new sequel. One that's at least decent.
Well with the original ending of the 3rd movie it would work, I mean Bruce Campbell is like 20 years older now.
Sly Wolf
07-22-2011, 03:09 PM
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!
The Jackal
07-22-2011, 03:10 PM
What is the original ending? I've seen the one where he gets stuck in the prehistoric period (I think; was along time ago) and one where he returns to the present.
Phantar
07-22-2011, 03:12 PM
x3HBCopB7Hc
Sly Wolf
07-22-2011, 03:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awrem5pfhBk
http://youtu.be/Awrem5pfhBk
The Jackal
07-22-2011, 03:23 PM
x3HBCopB7Hc
Thanks Phantar; guess that was the "prehistoric one"; memory's a terrible thing! :D
Jesse813
07-22-2011, 03:39 PM
http://www.myfunnydogs.com/walls/funny_dog_as_a_hot_dog-other.jpg
The Jackal
07-22-2011, 03:45 PM
I'm alittle afraid how the remake of IT's gonna be like; the original miniseries, though changed alot from the book, is a classic. Heard nothing on the remake.
NeoVamp
07-22-2011, 04:15 PM
http://www.myfunnydogs.com/walls/funny_dog_as_a_hot_dog-other.jpg
He's licking because he knows how delicious he looks!
Iron Lizard
07-22-2011, 05:32 PM
Stupid ebay snipers who wait four days to pay or don't pay at all.
villahed94
07-22-2011, 06:48 PM
I pay for my ebay adquisitions asap.
Sly Wolf
07-22-2011, 07:21 PM
He's licking because he knows how delicious he looks!
And he's really preparing to eat himself all up into thin air, no wonder why they don't exist anymore, very rare, even rarer than harder to find dinoasur bones.
NeoVamp
07-22-2011, 08:34 PM
adquisitions
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old man
07-22-2011, 10:26 PM
http://www.227volts.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/redneck7.jpg
drunkex
07-22-2011, 10:29 PM
that's awesome, owned all those games even redneck deer hunting which sucked.
Jesse813
07-22-2011, 10:31 PM
http://singlebarbed.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ebay-sniper.jpg
drunkex
07-22-2011, 10:45 PM
those people are really anoying, one of them got me back when I was selling stuff last year... it was you wasn't it!:mad:
Jesse813
07-22-2011, 10:59 PM
it wasn't me it was some other crazy person
drunkex
07-22-2011, 11:14 PM
I blew the money I was saving for a date with my crush on alcohol tonight.. I wonder where she went haven't seen hger around since I made that thread, maybe she reads this stuff...
GohanX
07-22-2011, 11:24 PM
What is the original ending? I've seen the one where he gets stuck in the prehistoric period (I think; was along time ago) and one where he returns to the present.
The ending I remember is that he returns to the present, working at S-Mart. I haven't seen it since you people had these newfangled VCRs that take CDs with their alternative endings and stuff.
Jesse813
07-23-2011, 12:45 AM
http://i588.photobucket.com/albums/ss326/SuperGoomba64photos/TF2-EbaySniping.jpg
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