"state something completely random time!"

[Flash1087]

How'd things go with that girl?

I wussed out and didn't say anything. It's kind of a thing I do.

[Rusty Venture]

I was forced to watch 3 minutes of Silent Hill.

Now THAT was depressing.

No worse than seeing the wasted potential that was the "Doom" movie.

I need someone to tell me why The Rock wasn't the lone space marine fighting off evil aliens/demons.

Their depiction of the BFG was totally spot on though. That was a weapon to be feared,

[VinnyT]

Except on the screen in the movie they changed the name from Big Fucking Gun to something like Big Fighting Gun, or some other such shit name.

Not like they didn't swear through the rest of the damn movie though.

And the main reason for it being so odd was because the movie is ONLY about Doom 3.

I mean, I'D rather see the first 2 movies be made into films, but I guess only Doom 3 was worth it.

[Rusty Venture]

I thought someone blurted out "Big Fucking Gun" though.

Its been a few years since I saw it.

[The Sports Guy]

Ive never seen it. Ive actually never played the newest doom. whatever number it is. Ive only played the old PC version, the SNES one and the PSX collection.

[Rusty Venture]

The movie BFG melts walls and shit...thats pretty much what I imagined it would be in the game (if technology had allowed at the time) but I think it is used like once or twice.

The rest of the movie is.....ehh but Rosamund Pike was easy on the eyes.

[VinnyT]

Hemoglobin.

[VinnyT]

The new Futurama movie drags on a bit but overall is a fine DVD movie.

[Flash1087]

Wait, that's already out? Cripes.

[VinnyT]

Yeah, but it's $25 at most places.

Rent it first.

[Rusty Venture]

I'm a tad dumbfounded at this negative talk of "Futurama".

So I'll just post this:

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/00003f.jpg

[VinnyT]

And me I want a HULA HOOP!


But I wasn't really being negative about Futurama, just that the movie seemed to drag a bit.

[Rusty Venture]

I personally like this picture better.

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/00007f.jpg

I'm putting the sexy back in Sega-16!

[VinnyT]

Claire Bennett......

How may we serve you?

[Genesis Knight]

No, you're transposing sexy from /s/.

[VinnyT]

Butt pictures.

Now.

[Rusty Venture]

There aren't any butt shots in that particular photo shoot.

You'll have to fall back on using your imagination when you spank the monkey to her. :p

[VinnyT]

I meant in general, but OK.

"Looking back at me, I can't believe I never really got it right."

[Rusty Venture]

Will this help you in your quest for butt shots?

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/akane-sakura-015.jpg

[VinnyT]

It's too late now.

Now I'm looking for good CLEAN pics of Riley Mason.

[Rusty Venture]

When you find one, post it.

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

BAM!!!!Das da Hawt shit son!!!

[VinnyT]

My land, I can't see THIS ending well!

[DigitalSpace]

Don't feed your rabbit Trix. It will harass little kids for more.

[VinnyT]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Riley_Mason.jpg/200px-Riley_Mason.jpg

As close as were getting I'm afraid.

[Rusty Venture]

Getting to what?

[VinnyT]

A CLEAN picture of Riley Mason.

[Rusty Venture]

Seems pretty clean to me.

[VinnyT]

My secret Santa gift came today, and it was opened by mistake cause I thought it was something else I had been waiting for.....

Too bad I didn't update my wishlist, but it's awesome anyway!

[DigitalSpace]

Went to a Chinese buffet last night. There's something weird about getting pepperoni and cheese pizza, but then you realize that having some pizza with your sesame chicken and egg rolls is awesome.

[VinnyT]

Hey Aunt Jemima
You make my waffles taste so buttery
When I pour that syrup from your head
You make me feel so very very good
And it's so odd, but I feel I should
You know I should

OOOOOOH It's what you do to me..... OOOOOOH It's what you do to me!

[Rusty Venture]

Went to a Chinese buffet last night. There's something weird about getting pepperoni and cheese pizza, but then you realize that having some pizza with your sesame chicken and egg rolls is awesome.

I've actually never liked the idea of traditional American fare at a Chinese restaurant. Maybe it is because when I go there I go for the Chinese food and not fucking onion rings.

I'd love to try Peruvian Chinese food.

[VinnyT]

*flips coin*

Call it, friend-o!

[VinnyT]

*is the only one who saw No Country for Old Men apparently*

So...National Treasure 2 and Walk Hard come out on the same day.

What do I see first?

[AxelStone]

National Treasure 2, Nicholas Cage ftw
Cameron Poe: "Put the bunny, back in the box"

[VinnyT]

I want to see National Treasure because I know it will be an awesome adventure movie, and Disney is putting a teaser for Bolt! in front of it.

Walk Hard will be amazingly funny though.

Dammit.

[Flash1087]

What's Bolt?

[VinnyT]

Disney's next full length animated feature, and by animated I mean 2D hand-drawn animation, not friggen Chicken Little!

[Flash1087]

I'm already interested. Don't care what it's about.

[VinnyT]

Ever think it's about time you got a new Garfield comic in your sig?

[AxelStone]

Eat Whale

[Parker619]

ALRIGHT!
"WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER?, PISSED IN THE SINK ND HID MA KEYS!!"

WASNT ME?

"FAGGOT!!" lol

[Rusty Venture]

LOL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2i77YEMQrQ)

I love Technotronic but this = total funny.

[VinnyT]

Uh........................K

[Rusty Venture]

Its funnier than that fucking Crazy Frog.

[VinnyT]

Referencing the first post of this entire thread, Jodie Foster revealed herself to being a lesbian recently.

[Genesis Knight]

What? Link!

[mick_aka]

VinnyT, I love you, we dont know eachother but as someone from a country where NOBODY knows who Mitch Hedberg is, you my friend are a candle in the window on a cold dark stormy night.

[VinnyT]

Scary thoughts.....

About wanting me on a cold winter night by another man in another country. Unless your the forums only girl, then it's fine.

Oh, and Nick: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/12/06/jodie-foster-publicly-thanks-partner/

[Genesis Knight]

Gah. Ah, well.

[VinnyT]

Reply No.800!

I have nothing to add at the moment.

[VinnyT]

How dare you let this thread sort of die!

Meanwhile, i'm seeing Walk Hard, National Treasure 2, AND Sweeny Tood in one day.

[Rusty Venture]

Pardon me for being rude
It was not me it was my food
It popped back up say hello
And not its gone back down below.

[VinnyT]

My local theatre just released the showtimes! I'm going to see 3 movies in one day for $6 total!

[Sega Uranus]

ALRIGHT!
"WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER?, PISSED IN THE SINK ND HID MA KEYS!!"

WASNT ME?

"FAGGOT!!" lol

The Philippines can fill up your ass.

[VinnyT]

Que?

[Captain Jack]

The bun is in your mind.

[VinnyT]

I'm just saying, if Blankman became a bigger hit in theaters, it'd be seen as a comedy classic!

[Rusty Venture]

Damon Wayans will always be "Homey the Clown".

[VinnyT]

National Treasure 2 was slightly above OK, but is by no means better than the first movie.

And my night was screwed up becasue my buddy asked me to suddenly go on a roadtrip with him, so I sorta didn't get to go to any other movies....

[VinnyT]

Headliners.

[Rusty Venture]

Highlighters.

[VinnyT]

I wont have time to see the other two movies now, but I heard Sweeny Todd was awesome, and Walk Hard has a selective audience.

Damn work.

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

Olsen twins hittn clams+ Hot Lava

[Flash1087]

DON'T SHOOT ME, SANTA CLAUS

[VinnyT]

Merry Christmas to all! (I guess)

And Walk Hard was amazing.

[mick_aka]

Frankly, xmas can fuck right off.

...but I still hope y'all had a good one.

[VinnyT]

And Sweeny Todd was utterly perfect. See this movie now!

[Rusty Venture]

I would, but I have no tolerance for musicals.

[mick_aka]

I have no tolerance for pandas, useless bamboo chewing bastards.

[VinnyT]

You just made them all sad.

Sad Panda.

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

Wooo, mutherfuck mutherfuck choo chooooo!

[Iron Lizard]

I'll grant all your wishes with my taco flavored kisses!

[acdc]

stick your finger in your ass and sit on it

[The Sports Guy]

Watch out next time you go in an elevator, someone might leave you a Cincinnati air freshener. Its when you are in the elevator, preferably by yourself and then you fart right before you get off, leaving the next person to bathe in the stench.

[acdc]

THAT S THE WAY I WANT MY ROCK N ROLL
THAT S THE WAY I WANNE ROCK N ROLL

ALRIGHT FRIDAY NIGHT IM OUT

SEE YOU AND I DON T WANNE BE YOU

[Rusty Venture]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ-eisHzA84

[lordofduct]

man, it's been ages since I've seen that video!

I want to know when 'fine' started being a slang word for a good looking woman.

[edit]
my musical input:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UrkdYVUctA

oh yeah, I'm a fag! Reminds me of my little brother... miss the little bastard.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v333/lordofduct/Pictures/MeandIanbottle.jpg

and for my dad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKofpYFka6Y&feature=related

[Rusty Venture]

I was farting around Youtube and remembered Robert Palmer.

I was made aware of this just today:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0sIwcAi1A

Ich Bin Dein Gummibaer

or

Jag Är En Gummibjörn

[Iron Lizard]

Damn Robert Plamer and his legion of whores.

[VinnyT]

Hamburgler.

[lordofduct]

you know you're a nerd when one shelf of you bookcase contains 1500 dollars worth of Math books alone.

[sonicwatcher6969]

All your base are belong to us!

[acdc]

mother the wife bends over
and BAMMM there was rover

[VinnyT]

For years i've been wanting to see American Psycho, but never got around to it. It was in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart yesterday, so I got it.

Good, but not worth the wait.

[Rusty Venture]

Regular, or Directors Cut?


So I'm watching the news last night and there is this female reporter talking about being is Saudi Arabia. Seems shes over there with "the greatest leader in the world" :? and she is on there griping about how the gym at the Marriot is off limits to women.

I think what annoys me the most about her rant was that she should have been aware that that is how things are over there (separation of men and women). I'm not saying that how things done over there is correct, but you have to follow the rules in whatever country you are visiting.

[Genesis Knight]

Speaking of cuts, did anyone see Blade Runner final?

[acdc]

have the movie blade runner directers cut

but never see it to the end always fall asleep

[genocide-superstar]

My daddy shoots people. :D

[Flash1087]

Speaking of cuts, did anyone see Blade Runner final?

Yeah, it's beautiful, but to my dismay it adds a lot of weight to "OMG DECKARD IS A REPLICANT".

[Genesis Knight]

You don't like that interpretation?

[VinnyT]

(American Psycho was the DC version)

And speaking of DC versions of film, I recently picked up the DC version of Amadeus. I'm only finishing it out of principal.

[mick_aka]

I once ate a monkey, then took a piss in his little hat, the smug bastard.

[VinnyT]

Wow, that was about 20 minutes too long (although, I wasn't expecting Stanzi going all topless, which was a nice suprise, since I had a little crush on her when I first saw the movie 8 years ago)

Still, I need the original version on DVD now.

[Iron Lizard]

Sausages!!!

[Rusty Venture]

Is all there is around here.

Time to mix things up.
http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/scarlett_johansson_allure.jpg

[VinnyT]

I absolutely think Scarlett Johansen is overrated in every way possible.

[Rusty Venture]

I like the socks and shorts more than anything.

[TmEE]

Judas Priest is the best

[Genesis Knight]

I absolutely think Scarlett Johansen is overrated in every way possible.

This, after that picture, is funny.

[lordofduct]

it's too damn easy to fill 1.5 terrabytes of storage space.

[Rusty Venture]

Judas Priest is the best

A classic:

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/turbo.jpg

Rodger is missed.

[VinnyT]

Yea......

He'll be back in 6 months, and have a 42 page article on his year long experience.

[acdc]

me and my finger like to see dark places

oooh acdc rules and iron maiden and a little of judas priest then painkiller

[Earthworm_Jim_Fan]

THe chicken i the beef which ate my Saturn, which shouted: "Save me, Segata!"

[VinnyT]

HE KICKED A HOME RUN!

I can find the GIF of him using an enemy as a hand grenade, but not him kicking the baseball in the batting cage.

[acdc]

what you gonna do with your life

I WANNE ROCK


twisted sister s m f

[Flash1087]

You don't like that interpretation?

No, not especially. I feel it cheapens the whole movie to know there's not a single meaningful human character in it, not to mention it makes his interactions with Rachel less profound.

[VinnyT]

Hello? Is it me your looking for?

[Smii]

Well technically I'm not looking for anything, since I'm a blind woman and all that. But since you're here - look! I have wasted my time sculpting a model of your giant big face. :)

[VinnyT]

I like you already!

Don't you ever pick up the phone when it's a telemarketer and just ask "Hello? Is it me your looking for?" then wait for a response?

[Smii]

Never done that - I don't sound anything like Lionel Ritchie :(

Usually I just scream "I DON'T LIVE HERE!", hang up, and run away.

[VinnyT]

Normal View

Normal VIEW

NORMAL VIEW!

NORMAL VIEEEEEEW!

[Flash1087]

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THE GERMAN!

[VinnyT]

Is he wearing slacks?

[Genesis Knight]

I find it funny that 90% of Vinny and Flash's posts are in this thread.

[VinnyT]

SHHHHHHHH! No one's supposed to realize that!

[Genesis Knight]

sorry

[Flash1087]

Yeah, just go tell EVERYONE, why don't you?

[VinnyT]

Oh, and btw I AM writing the 32X article, but i've pretty much lost my job in the middle of planning a move, so I haven't been able to just sit down and write, but i'll get it out soon.

[Genesis Knight]

A'ight. Cool.

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

(Randy),you don't really mean that, is that you talking or the liquor? (mr Leahy),.... I am the liquor.

[VinnyT]

Are you a pussy who becomes a tough guy when there's a gun in his hand?

No, I'm a tough guy with a pussy in his hand.

*Shoves carrot in your eye*

[Flash1087]

You know what I hate? 40 year old men who wear fucking ponytails. It doesn't make you look hip or cool.

[Rusty Venture]

Steven Seagal.

[Genesis Knight]

Haha, he's going to break your arm for saying that, Flash.

[Rusty Venture]

Steven Seagal might, if he could get over the fact he is doing direct to DVD movies now.

"Under Siege" is his best movie.

[VinnyT]

You know what I hate? 40 year old men who wear fucking ponytails. It doesn't make you look hip or cool.
*Proceeds to stick bullets in fingers, then sticks hand in a roaring fireplace*

[Rusty Venture]

Time to add some excitement to this thread.

*cut and pasted - er....snipped by Genesis Knight*

I'm sure Melf will bounce me out of here...after he gets done looking at this picture.

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

Ha ha ha

[Genesis Knight]

Pornography[...]NOT allowed. Don't post or link to illegal content. Remember that some people may visit the forum from their place of work or school.

I did it for the children. :p

[Rusty Venture]

Your desire to think of the children first has only netted you a scaled down version of that picture. ;)

And she was in color this time!

[Genesis Knight]

Living Color, so to speak. :p

[Rusty Venture]

It was a nice picture though....even if it is too much for children's virgin eyes.

[VinnyT]

I miss everything.

[Genesis Knight]

I'm sure Rusty does requests. You should PM him.

[Rusty Venture]

I miss everything.

Yeah you do.

Consider this a consolation prize.

http://usera.imagecave.com/Push_Upstairs/Misc_Pics/Not_So_Bannable.jpg

[VinnyT]

Oddly enough, I just got done watching Mulan.

But Mulan was Chinese.....

Yeah......

[VinnyT]

Hey did you hear? Soulja Boy got shot! The guy who did it was a real jerk too.

[Flash1087]

Is he still alive?

[VinnyT]

Dammit, your supposed to ask who shot him!

[Rusty Venture]

One has to care about "Soulja Boy" before they care about who shot him.

[Genesis Knight]

I guess he wasn't really supaman. And,

"Who Shot Soulja Boy?"

[VinnyT]

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Yeah, the joke only works when it's a 3-post sequence.....oh well.

[Genesis Knight]

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[Rusty Venture]

LAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME!

[VinnyT]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

[GohanX]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Genesis Knight]

I remember the Paul Shanklin parody of that song.

[VinnyT]

They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said OK.

[Epicenter]

Indicate your comprehension with a swift nodding of the head or the construction of a mediocre birdhouse

[Rusty Venture]

"You never go ass to mouth!"

[Mr Smith]

This thread makes the baby Jesus weap.

[Rusty Venture]

Your spelling of "weep" as "weap" gives baby Jesus gas.

[Mr Smith]

Oh, bugger! I can't believe I spelt that wrong. This is everybody else's fault.

[VinnyT]

COPPERBOOM

[Rusty Venture]

Oh, bugger! I can't believe I spelt that wrong. This is everybody else's fault.

No, you are a total failure at writing English. Your punishment is 10 years speaking French....in Quebec.

[0x15e]

Sasquatch.

[Mr Smith]

No, you are a total failure at writing English. Your punishment is 10 years speaking French....in Quebec.
Can't you just break one of my legs instead? :(
Surely having an American tell me I fail at writing English is punishment enough.

[VinnyT]

Gintama

[Rusty Venture]

Can't you just break one of my legs instead? :(

Legs heal...speaking French is pain that will last till you die.


Surely having an American tell me I fail at writing English is punishment enough.

Salt in the wounds man, salt in the wounds.

[VinnyT]

And you know what that means!

No! I don't know what any of this means!

[JDB]

I miss the 90s

[Smii]

I missed the 20s. Which is a shame, being as they were supposedly "roaring".

Glad I wasn't alive in the 70s though. Goddamn tacky decade.

[Rusty Venture]

Well the 80's were a cheesy and tacky decade.

Stupid hair and stupid fashion.

[VinnyT]

Damn it.

I picked a cute one!

[VinnyT]

Are ya prone to having blackouts?

No.

Are ya prone to having blackouts?

No.

Are ya prone to having blackouts?

No!

.....................Are ya prone to having blackouts?

*rolls eyes* Yes.

[Collision Cat]

There's too many men, too many people, making too many problems, and there's not much love to go around, can't you see this is a land of confusion?

[mick_aka]

There's too many men, too many people, making too many problems, and there's not much love to go around, can't you see this is a land of confusion?

I hope you're quoting the Genesis version ;)

[mick_aka]

Helen Mirren, she'd get it.

[VinnyT]

Superman where are you now?

[Rusty Venture]

Please let this be the Genesis version.

[Iron Lizard]

Artesia New Mexico smells like ass!

[VinnyT]

I prefer the Genesis version, but Disturbed didn't bastardize it or anything.

EDIT: Lizard, where have you been?!

[Iron Lizard]

I had to drive to New Mexixo to pick up my brother. He joined the border patrol and is in the academy. He wanted his car back and I took pitty on teh porr kid and drove his car up there for him. It is in Artesia and the place stinks. It was god aweful. It smells like bad beef jerky tastes. I guess it is the oil refinery that smells so bad. I neer have wanted to be back to tucson so bad in my life.

[mick_aka]

I prefer the Genesis version, but Disturbed didn't bastardize it or anything.

I do have to admit, as covers go it was one of the better ones.

[Collision Cat]

I'm quoting whatever version you want me to be quoting. Though I do prefer Disturbed's cover for being heavier, I prefer Genesis' video for being more humorous. :p

[mick_aka]

I do prefer Disturbed's cover for being heavier

Get out.

[Rusty Venture]

When Phil Collins reads this he is going to go on a rampage.

[mick_aka]

You can just make him out on the left here:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/pics/rampage10.gif

[Rusty Venture]

What are you talking about, Phil Collins is the hidden character in "World Tour".

At the title screen: XXX YY AA BB XY XY Z 2. Then you can tear up the world as Phil to the Phil sung hits of Genesis.

<remembers the time he trashed London to "I can't dance">

[MN12BIRD]

my cats breath smells like cat food.

[VinnyT]

I did it so I could see the children!

You can see them now!

Well why the hell would I want to do that?

[Collision Cat]

Get out.
*Gets out* :daze:
...
Well I'm sorry, there's no other time I could use that emoticon! :p

[VinnyT]

Obismaru:
Ebismaru's eternal rival.
Stands peerless when it comes to dirty tricks, and a self-proclaimed God's gift to women.

[Rusty Venture]

Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.

[Flash1087]

I think of the captain as a man, just a hot, sexy, female man.

[VinnyT]

You won't be getting much sleep soldier, not with all the bedmaking you'll be doing.

[KenshiroX]

You threaten my people with mediocrity and Mode 7!

This is madness...

THIS IS SEGA!!!!

[JDB]

You threaten my people with mediocrity and Mode 7!

This is madness...

THIS IS SEGA!!!!


What you say!?

[The Sports Guy]

THIS.... ISSss... OVERACTING!!!!

[Rusty Venture]

You have no chance to survive make your time.


How the hell does "Zero Wing" have a listing on IMDB?

[acdc]

gotta take a shit

a too late yust shit on the neighbours cat and waiped my ass with it

[KenshiroX]

You spoony bard!

[VinnyT]

SPOILERS:

The last 5 or so volumes of Death Note are disappointing.

[VinnyT]

I have never walked out of a movie in theaters in my life.

Until Doomsday. OH. MY. GOD!

If I had more time I'd describe it more, but I'm warning anyone and everyone, DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE! It's not even "So-bad-it's-funny", it is just bad. Bad, and it should feel bad!

[Flash1087]

It's been getting universally panned. I feel bad, I expected more from the Dog Soldiers guy.

[VinnyT]

What really sucked though is that this was the first movie I've really watched in months, and I remembered why I stopped going until late April.

[Genesis Knight]

Because.

http://xs322.xs.to/xs322/07501/1167706763381.jpg

[VinnyT]

Because why?

[Rusty Venture]

I'll see your "Because" and raise you a "Just Because".

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/160/4326022.gif

[Genesis Knight]

I win because mine is bigger.

...

Take that how you will.

[VinnyT]

I take it as picture size.

[Rusty Venture]

The only way it can be taken actually.

[VinnyT]

Don't stand outside the ring during a ladder match.

[JDB]

Shaq-Fu is never a bargain, not even at any price

[KenshiroX]

If you find a Game Boy game in perfect condition, no scratches, you are either:

1. lucky the person had a case for it
or
2. Buying garbage no one played.

[VinnyT]

Diamond Cutter upside down is a *****!

[wasp]

I like Lou Dobbs. And I need 5 more posts (?) so I can post my topic question.

[VinnyT]

Lady Madonna, Children at your feet

[Smii]

Kick them in their eyeees

AND KILL THE TINY CRABS

[VinnyT]

Not the response I was expecting.

[Flash1087]

Anyone else here remember the Ate My Balls internet fad?

[VinnyT]

Barely.

But my sig is for something much funnier.

[Rusty Venture]

Anyone else here remember the Ate My Balls internet fad?

Nope.


MOVE ZIG!

[Sticky Note]

Drove standard shift for the first time today...

Smelled burning clutch for the first time today....

Stalled a truck 15 times within 20 minutes for the first time today.

[Smii]

Ho hum. Would that I had balls to eat, sir.

...what? Ahem... my apologies. Just pondering aloud. I shall change the subject at once.

I spotted a magazine called The Monocle, today, and was most put out to realise it was NOT about the round eyepiece. I was rather hoping it would have a free gift - I still haven't replaced mine after that blessed quake, you know.

[Rusty Venture]

I hear England is still recovering.

Perhaps Mr. Smith has an extra monocle he can loan you until you find a suitable replacement. Drop the question over tea and crumpets?

[VinnyT]

Drove standard shift for the first time today...

Smelled burning clutch for the first time today....

Stalled a truck 15 times within 20 minutes for the first time today.
Dammit, I WAS about to go a day with out thinking of Little Miss Sunshine, but now....

"Push hard!"

"I AM pushing hard!"

"Push harder!"

"I am!"

"Oh, let me do it!"

*They switch, the van still has problems*

"Push hard." *Annoyed look*

[acdc]

i like liquirs (drop)

[VinnyT]

I just got done watching a pirated copy (GASP) of Superhero Movie. Only because it was by the guys who did Scary Movie 3 and 4. I can't believe these are the same guys from Airplane and The Naked Gun. Oh my god I wish they would just retire.

[Rusty Venture]

I reserve my gasping for when people watched pirated copies of *GOOD* movies.

Movie studios shouldn't come after you for watching pirated copies of "Superhero Movie" because seeing the movie is punishment enough.

Speaking of spoofs/parodies, seems the former commies learned how to do it than the current crop of terrible spoofs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy_Nnld15go

I wish I knew what was actually being said.

[Iron Lizard]

Wow. Of all the places to suffer during that war they had it the worst. It surprises me that would make a movie like that. Well if they say its funny I guess it is.

[Rusty Venture]

Makes me sad there was never a "History of the World: Part 2"

"Hitler on Ice" would have been epic. :(

[VinnyT]

Hitler on Ice should have been the surprise ending to The Producers.

[Sticky Note]

Hitler on Ice should have been the surprise ending to The Producers.

Wow... the only play I ever saw in my life, and yes that totally would have worked.

Forgive me sega-16. Yesterday I used my Sonic The Hedgehog cart to kill a spider. It was the only thing in reach to kill it with and I am absolutely scared to death of those little bastards.

[Rusty Venture]

THIS (http://www.extremescience.com/BiggestSpider.htm) should ease your mind when it comes to spiders.

[VinnyT]

Oddly enough, even with my entomophobia (A fear of pretty much any sort of bug/insect), spiders don't bother for the most part. I can watch Arachnophobia and be fine, and actually understand the conversations about phobias and the like.

[Rusty Venture]

Heights are my kryptonite. I can't walk near railing in 2-story malls etc.

And stairs you can see through while going up them? Forget it.

[Flash1087]

Going under water is what scares me. As soon as the water level reaches my chest, I'm a blubbering sissy.

[VinnyT]

I'm still that way pretty much. Not so much as the water being over me, but it taking control of my body and knocking me down/pulling me away.

So ocean vacations aren't the best for me, but I'll play pool volleyball for hours.

[Smii]

I also fear spiders / water. (Never learned to swim properly - isn't that sad?) And yeah, water spiders would probably shit me right up, too.

However, I have a boring question regarding the RPG known as Ys: why does the Master System game have an apostrophe in the title, but the MD game not?

[Flash1087]

I can't swim either, I don't know if that's the result of my fear, or if my fear stems from my inability to swim.

[VinnyT]

My Genesis suddenly has decided to stop working. It turns on and the TV blinks like it's connected correctly, but it just...doesn't turn on all the way.

I'm saddened.

[VinnyT]

Jesus built my car
Its a love affair
Mainly Jesus and my hot rod

Yeah, fuck it!

[Iron Lizard]

Grr I missed Ministry like 4 years ago because this retarded girl I dumped insisted on coming with me I refused to pay her way. After all As much as love ministry I also like the girl that will be at the show. :)

[KenshiroX]

Like Rusty, I'm also scared of heights. Runs in the family...

[Rusty Venture]

Note: KenshiroX and I are not family.

[VinnyT]

Liar.

[Rusty Venture]

I'm sure if we went back hundreds and hundreds of years we might share a common ancestor, but we aren't related any closer than that.

[KenshiroX]

Back on track: NOW IS TIME TO 68000 THE HEART ON FIRE

[VinnyT]

So, THIS is the face of evil!

http://www.americanprofile.com/asset/file/art/58/19758/87y388.jpg

[dragonboy]

no this is

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7212/stantleydumpistzk3.png

[KenshiroX]

no this is

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7212/stantleydumpistzk3.png

These are the Faces of Evil. You must conquer each!

[The Sports Guy]

So, im playing in a salsa band tommorow.

[Rusty Venture]

no this is

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7212/stantleydumpistzk3.png

Looks more like the "Face of MS Paint".

[dragonboy]

MS Paint is Evil.

[VinnyT]

no this is

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7212/stantleydumpistzk3.png
You obviously have no clue what I'm talking about, so I'll keep it going until you get it.

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/Chris%20Lee%20dracula.jpg
Release....The DRIVE BEE!

[dragonboy]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6977/stantleydumpistoh5.png

He could see in four dementions, and he can breath fire

[Flash1087]

You obviously have no clue what I'm talking about, so I'll keep it going until you get it.

http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/Chris%20Lee%20dracula.jpg
Release....The DRIVE BEE!

Fatal Error...Drive...BEE?!