"state something completely random time!"

[eddiespruce]

^

So I guess you would call it a "Satisfying day".

[The Jackal]

No, it's been crazy because it's been the first time in weeks I've managed to have a "me" day.

[Sly Wolf]

Bah, snes version of Doom doesn't work right with snes mouse, it only makes it unplayable. To make thing worse, they won't let you use d-pad as second controller. SNES version is like saying take your choice, d-pad or mouse, but I'll take D-pad instead which it makes much more playable.

Snes version of Doom is very underrated port, sure it may have some big flaws but it's still playable and almost faithful port to this day.

PS1, PC, and original xbox (found in collector's edition, and Resurrection of evil) versions of DOOM and DOOM II is still three best versions in my mind ever. I hadn't played GBA versions yet. I'm sure someone here would shout out that 32X version is underrated, which I hadn't play that one yet, but too many flaws in that version would make me put it down if I tried it.

[Jesse813]

http://www.believethehype.de/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Doom-Head.gif

[The Jackal]

http://pluckyfish.com/pluckyfish/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/image026.jpg

[Bastardcat]

Snes version of Doom is very underrated port, sure it may have some big flaws but it's still playable and almost faithful port to this day.
Its not a port that I would recommend, but Its not as bad as I thought it was gonna be. It suffers some of the same limitations as the 32X version; like crab-walking enemies, missing frames of animation, simplified level geometry, etc. But the Music sounds better and there are noticeably more stages in the SNES version.

[Iron Lizard]

I just found the Activision anthology at my thrift store for peanuts. I just tried it and was amused to hear the rock'n 80's soundtrack in the background while playing Atari games. Nice touch.

[Jesse813]

http://www.frumforum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dumpster-dive.jpg

[The Jackal]

@Iron Lizard: If you come across Atari Anthology, I'd grab it, it's a pretty good collection. Tons of extras, decent emulation and some good games on there.

[MrMatthews]

Well, there's like a million Activision Anthologies. What system are you guys talking about?

[The Jackal]

Personally, PS2. Millions? I thought there was only the one "Activision" Anthology (Atari Anthology is an altogether different collection btw)? I know there was a port of it on the GBA, but other than that, the only one I can think of is the PS2/XB/PC effort.

[Jesse813]

http://www.theandroidscloset.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/pac_man_cans.jpg

[The Jackal]

Anyone here use VeeHD?

[Iron Lizard]

Well, there's like a million Activision Anthologies. What system are you guys talking about?

I was referring to the Ps2 version. Thanks for the tip Jackal.

[Jesse813]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DSKdK5uFQeo/Ti0OPM1ggKI/AAAAAAAAAio/Y6McB2pVb0w/s400/Idiocy.jpg

[VinnyT]

RfUsKWyRRm0

THOSE MUSIC CHOICES!

[Bastardcat]

http://wiki.urbandead.com/images/7/7b/NONE_OF_YOU_ARE_SAFE.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/240140691_10707cb634.jpg

[eddiespruce]

I just noticed, villahed94 hasn't posted in almost 10 days, however he was online a little while ago. What makes people stop posting?

[Bastardcat]

I bet Popsicle Pete got him...

[NeoVamp]

Perhaps his head exploded when the "Count to a fucking million" thread just didn't seem to reach a million in his estimated time frame.

[KnightWarrior]

It's the same reason why Jesse don't post in the babe thread no more..tired of it

[MrMatthews]

Too many awesome SMS games. He has no time to post here any more.

[Bastardcat]

I used to take arrows to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[The Jackal]

It's the same reason why Jesse don't post in the babe thread no more..tired of itHe's just replaced one kind of pussy for another, is all.

[Jesse813]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThmcR3TfdRGUXQCDin-FvMvOLbr_C0GocsCjgsGoIjn_CRcKJ0ojovis8a9w

[sheath]

http://cdn.twentytwowords.com/wp-content/uploads/Drunk-kids-and-candy-01.jpg

[Cornholio857]

http://www.frzi.com/junk/frzi_dumbsonic.gif

[eddiespruce]

^

They should have implemented that into the games.:)

[Cornholio857]

^Sonic meets The Red Guy from Cow & Chicken. And yeah, if that was in the Sonic games I don't know if I'd pass the first Zone from me laughing so hard.

[sheath]

Why didn't games get as cool as they are in the TV show Reboot?

[The Jackal]

Why didn't games get as cool as they are in the TV show Reboot?I have no idea, there was some pretty good ones on that show.

[NeoVamp]

Why didn't games get as cool as they are in the TV show Reboot?

Well they did make that Evil Dead game later on.

[Jesse813]

http://www.neublack.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/chrome-kills-windows.jpg

[villahed94]

Nah, Chrome sucks. Even in OS version

[Jesse813]

I've been using Chrome a lot recently its pretty good though not quite as customisable as Firefox. i have use Firefox on my Linux PC and Chrome on my Macbook.

[sheath]

Chrome doesn't work with industry standard CSS, PHP and MySQL website code that I have used for years and that work fine in Firefox and all versions of IE, including the torrid IE6. I no likey.

[Jesse813]

IE is way too slow for me

[sheath]

Well yeah, IE blows, and Firefox takes up too much memory when you want four or more tabs open at the same time, but that might just be the nature of the beast.

[eddiespruce]

What's Midori like? I hear it's a lightweight browser.

[Jesse813]

never tried it before but from what i've read it seems to be pretty fast and lightweight.

[The Jackal]

Well they did make that Evil Dead game later on.Yeah, that was a great episode. They followed up it in the dreadful Season 4 with him escaping and going on a rampage with other "game" characters, but it wasn't the same. God, I miss that show.

[Jesse813]

http://www.kollewin.com/EX/09-16-07/mainImage.jpg

[sheath]

Yeah, that was a great episode. They followed up it in the dreadful Season 4 with him escaping and going on a rampage with other "game" characters, but it wasn't the same. God, I miss that show.

You didn't like Season 4? Man, both of Mainframe's CGI shows that I like, Reboot and Beast Wars, really captured my interest when the plot went all kinds of epic at the end. I thought the first seasons of both shows were too goofy and pointless really.

[The Jackal]

Season 3 was the best, that was when it became epic. Season 4 (really the two "movies" split in parts) with that female villian and the whole "there's two Bobs" rubbish wasn't epic, it's just dragged out crap. The characters didn't even act like themselves (imo). I hope if they do get the new series/movie up and running, it's a return to form like the third season.

[sheath]

Oh, yeah, I was thinking of Season 3 then. I guess I haven't seen Season 4, sounds lame too.

[The Jackal]

Now that I think of it, that "Evil Dead" Ash-lookalike character's second appearance wasn't in the 4th, it was the 3rd season, the last episode. I watched pretty much the whole of Season 3 & 4 back-to-back a month ago, so forgive me for that. Sheath, still give the 4th a watch - you can do so for free at VeeHD.

[sheath]

We're currently on Season 1 on Netflix, but they only have Season 1 and 2, so thanks for the heads up on VeeHD.

[The Jackal]

http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Matt/i-want-you-inside-me.png

[sheath]

It's what's inside that counts.

[The Jackal]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/wutyoutawkinbout.jpg

[sheath]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIXOuytCcvs

[Jesse813]

http://media.threadless.com/product/783/zoom.gif

[villahed94]

http://media.threadless.com/product/783/zoom.gif

.....and kill you.

[Jesse813]

http://ransackedmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/happymeal.jpg

[The Jackal]

oyP16Qg3UP4Played alittle of this...it's a rubbish Crash clone.

[The Jackal]

Great, ordered Resident Evil 5 a couple of days ago and it came today - popped it into my 360 and it makes a high pitch whirling sound and then comes up with "Unreadable disc". Took the disc out, no scratches or dust so I cleaned with a soft cloth and tried it again - same thing. Only thing I can think of, it's been resurfaced so much, it's become nothing more than a coaster. Bleeding great, really wanting to play it. :(

[Jesse813]

http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/r/resident_evil_dog-1992.jpg

[old man]

http://www.myspaceantics.com/images/myspace-graphics/funny-pictures/alcohol-crazy.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3699/390057-fry_futurama_gun_billy_west_large.jpg

[eddiespruce]

http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff492/eddiespruce/fd24bfa6-fe2c-4ecd-a100-ba9275d1605d.jpg

[sheath]

What is that!?

[eddiespruce]

What is that!?

I have no idea, I found it a little while ago and thought it was funny.

[sheath]

Funny it is, I see the second 'e' at the end of Puke. I don't think there are that many languages that use our/this letter system, so it would be even funnier if it wasn't even the letters we think we are seeing, but that is probably hoping too much.

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YreIZElJCg&feature=related

[old man]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OyHvkmRSAIE/TsohQtJe50I/AAAAAAAANNk/Epz7G1GVBiQ/s400/12.jpg

[sheath]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405746_10150501998617711_671512710_8813827_9498671 43_n.jpg

[The Jackal]

Eddie's pic reminds me of a magazine article in a PlayStation mag where they tested how much punishment a PS1 could take - by puking on it, pouring beer on it and crushing it with a car, all with pictures which was kind of them. Obviously, it wasn't real puke, but it should as hell made me puke up.

[Jesse813]

how'd it do on the sledgehammer test?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Olki4X-da4

[eddiespruce]

http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff492/eddiespruce/fail-owned-product-baby-face-packaging-fail.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/funny-pictures-history-playing-beer-pong-back-in-the-day-was-not-a-game-for-wimps.jpg

[Phantar]

As a favor to a friend I agreed to proofread his doctoral thesis (it's about LEDs). While browsing through the "sources"-section, I noticed that there's an article in a Physics Journal on "Flow of a viscous Liquid" by Doctors Peck and Bonner [sic], with contributions by Wang and Johnson. Trying Hard Not to read too much into it...

[Jesse813]

http://citysylvester.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Boring.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/Pyramid_Head.jpg/300px-Pyramid_Head.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.theexpressionist.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Beavis-and-Butt-head-fighting-300x225.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v466/nightshady/BILL___TED_2.jpg

[StarMist]

Cheese is a love letter to the colon.

@ previous = there's one wretched NES game.

[The Jackal]

Heh, yeah Bill & Ted on the NES is kinda crap. I don't think the films got a single decent video game conversion; imho the Lynx version is prob the best.

[Jesse813]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/Lynx_lynx_poing.jpg/220px-Lynx_lynx_poing.jpg

[NeoVamp]

Heh, yeah Bill & Ted on the NES is kinda crap. I don't think the films got a single decent video game conversion; imho the Lynx version is prob the best.

The lynx version is great, you can coop! :D

but who had a lynx back then.. except for me.. sigh.

[MrMatthews]

I've heard the GameBoy version is alright, but it's made by LJN so I question that.

[The Jackal]

LJN, the same guys who made the terrible Spider-Man GB games? I'd say it's a safe bet, you're right.

[MrMatthews]

I don't think LJN has made a single game that was better than "terrible." On their Flying Edge side, maybe...

[Jesse813]

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110725005106/logopedia/images/2/2f/LJN_toys_logo.png
There is no gold at the end of that rainbow

[sheath]

Now that I think of it, that "Evil Dead" Ash-lookalike character's second appearance wasn't in the 4th, it was the 3rd season, the last episode. I watched pretty much the whole of Season 3 & 4 back-to-back a month ago, so forgive me for that. Sheath, still give the 4th a watch - you can do so for free at VeeHD.

We made it to Season 3, but VeeHD is requireing a codec install that also requires multiple tool bars as "optional" software. I tried installing it twice and both times the install failed in W7. I am not going to allow extra crap to be installed with a simple divx codec, are there any alternatives?

[The Jackal]

Download XBMC on your PC (or a modded Xbox as I do) and install Navi X as a plugin - VeeHD is included. You shouldn't need any codecs (XBMC will have them). If you need instructions and links, I can easily provide them.

[sheath]

Oh! I use XBMC to watch all of my videos. I just downloaded Season 3 and 4 over night, so that problem is solved. Navi X, I'll check into that, VeeHD looks like a cool site.

Hahah Season 3 episode 1 is awesome. "What kind of sick person gets enjoyment from this kind of game? *Looks at screen.*" Hahahah.

[The Jackal]

Navi X is brillant; has tons of scrapers. BBC, ABC, NBC, you name it - it has it.

[Jesse813]

http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/092010/mario_16.gif

[sheath]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxLLhwCx4cM

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4z6S6SErYA&feature=related

[sheath]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/166939_212481012180221_100002549723726_435709_6379 82925_n.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9mFH4FXXD4&feature=related

[old man]

I just sat through Michael military buttlicker Bay's Shia Lebouformers 3. The left side of my brain just died. My brother-in-law kind of pushed it off on me. We were talking and it somehow got mentioned that I hadn't watched it, so he goes and grabs it off the shelf and hands it to me. I really didn't want it, but I was too polite to say no, and I felt obligated to watch it just in case he asks me about it later. Life is full of regrets.

[sheath]

The profundity in Micheal Bay films is the fact that female characters are sex objects. Shia Lebouf said it himself.

[Cornholio857]

Crack in a can.
http://www.iflair.biz/snackland/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/m/e/megamonster710ml_1.png
Even better at work. :p

[MrMatthews]

This is better. Tastes like berry Live Savers.
http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/joeproduct/rockstar.jpg

[Cornholio857]

Damn! And the Hess where I just got my Monsters had all there Rockstar drinks 2 for $3. I'll pick one up tomorrow and give it a try. :)

[makinagenesis]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/26/128774595146342938.jpg

[sheath]

Meh, I prefer one of these:

http://cdn.nexternal.com/greenpharm/images/Methylcobalamin%20Liquid%20VRP.jpg

And a Power Pack C-Vitamin Electrolyte pack in 8oz of water. No buzzing, no crashing, and plenty of energy for hours.

[The Jackal]

6dbXrQ616U0

[Iron Lizard]

http://www.cksinfo.com/clipart/food/beveragesdrinks/coffee/coffee.png

[StarMist]

Iron Lizard will take down eBay all by himself.

[Iron Lizard]

DAMN YOU EBAY!!!!!!!!

[sheath]

Does anybody know of any recent studies on atmospheric pressure and our ability to think clearly? I remember reading something about a decade ago about ionization and barometric pressure bringing on the stupid. The reason I ask is because the wife and I are complete idiots today and we happen to be in a major storm thingy.

[Jesse813]

This is better. Tastes like berry Live Savers.
http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/joeproduct/rockstar.jpg

I Agree w/ MrMatthews :ok:

[sheath]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Decalogue_parchment_by_Jekuthiel_Sofer_1768.jpg

The definition of the word "vain" in the commandment against taking God's name in vain oddly has less to do with saying "goddammit" and much more to do with Truth.




Shav'
(http://www.biblestudytools.com/lexicons/hebrew/nas/shav.html)
TWOT - 2338a (http://www.biblestudytools.com/lexicons/hebrew/nas/shav.html)


Phonetic Spelling
Parts of Speech



shawv
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Definition




emptiness, vanity, falsehood

emptiness, nothingness, vanity
emptiness of speech, lying
worthlessness (of conduct)

[NeoVamp]

If man is a creation of God, and God is love, then God would forgive me whatever mistake I make,
for if there is love then like a parent God knows that the road to perfection is a long one, filled with mistakes.

Therefor I as a human being choose to not focus on the parent, but instead look into the world and the knowledge it contains.

If the parent chooses to punish me for this then the parent is at fault, for growth is necessary with everything.

Therefor I believe that the idea of being punished by God is a concept created by man.

Man is Man's worst enemy, and perfection lies within the mind of those who dare walk their own path.

[Jesse813]

http://www.webanswers.com/post-images/7/7B/60425AD1-CD72-4D05-81495946A1257209.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://virginmedia.com/images/puppets-roland-rat-431x300.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://cosmicdiary.org/blogs/nasa/david_smith/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ph_jackal_jump.jpg

[The Jackal]

http://jerome23.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/blobby1.jpg

[sheath]

Controller mounted Hot Pocket holder (http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/24/ben-heck-invents-controller-mounted-hot-pocket-holder/?a_dgi=aolshare_facebook)

[eddiespruce]

Controller mounted Hot Pocket holder (http://www.joystiq.com/2012/01/24/ben-heck-invents-controller-mounted-hot-pocket-holder/?a_dgi=aolshare_facebook)

An interesting idea, but not exactly necessary. I never play games and eat at the same time, plus they don't sell Hot Pockets in my area.

[sheath]

Yeah, I don't eat hotpockets. They are 90% spam.cheese (aka velveta or american cheese) and that makes me feel like I am swallowing a bowl full of snot.

[eddiespruce]

Yeah, I don't eat hotpockets. They are 90% spam.cheese (aka velveta or american cheese) and that makes me feel like I am swallowing a bowl full of snot.

Lol. So, what do you usually eat. anyway?

[sheath]

I'm sort of hooked on making my own food, but then I get a hankering for Pizza, Hamburgers or a big huge Burrito. Needless to say I am still gaining in girth.

[eddiespruce]

I'm sort of hooked on making my own food, but then I get a hankering for Pizza, Hamburgers or a big huge Burrito. Needless to say I am still gaining in girth.

Kinda sounds like me! Recently, I'm trying to change my diet a little bit. Instead of eating fattening deserts, I'll eat an apple or some other type of fruit. I'm about 3 pounds lighter than I was last week or so, so hopefully I'm doing something right.:)

[Iron Lizard]

I'm poor as hell and cook all most everything from scratch these days. You will lose weight not eating pre-made food. Even things like store bought cookies have something like three times the sugar in them than the average recipe. I lost 20 pounds myself this way.

[sheath]

I will only lose weight if I can convince myself to lay off the Clan Mac Gregor.

[Jesse813]

I make most of food from scratch, though i keep a bunch of microwave food around for when i need a quick meal

[sheath]

Not sure if these links will work for everybody.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150341805178388.343953.511403387&type=3

Facebook sucks, but this rules.

[eddiespruce]

Not sure if these links will work for everybody.

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150341805178388.343953.511403387&type=3

Facebook sucks, but this rules.

For me, it says: "Content is unavailable".

Nevermind, I signed in with my Mom's account and it works now.

[sheath]

Does facebook limit by region?

[sheath]

Well, while we figure out the technical difficulties. An older fellow who likes me has been calling me coliga for about three months, since my hair got long again. I haven't had much time to ask him why, but this Sunday he let me know.

Apparently I am like this fellow, and that is okay with me.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL1MCqZQ5dU

[Iron Lizard]

Well here is read for you Kaw Liga as silly as it sounds, and most sad of all no sources. I have had my hair long for years but maybe you can tell me if your senses are better with it.

http://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread637577/pg1

[sheath]

Hmmn, I cut my hair in 2009 and became less and less effective. Now my hair is back to the minimal full length, I guess we can wait and see if I can take over the world or not.

[old man]

Take a latex glove, put in it some hormel chilli, american cheese, and some ketchup. Tie it closed then heat it. Viola! You've got a homemade hot pocket*.




*I'm not sure if this recipe would really work. This is just what hot pockets taste like to me.

[NeoVamp]

Hmmn, I cut my hair in 2009 and became less and less effective. Now my hair is back to the minimal full length, I guess we can wait and see if I can take over the world or not.

Its totally true, when I came out of school I grew my hair long and since then my Intelligence has gone through the roof!

Every day I go through my world domination plans, if it weren't for my apathy you'd all be in big trouble.

[MrMatthews]

I dunno... My hair is much shorter now than it was in high school, and I think I'm far more geniuser for it.

[Cornholio857]

This is better. Tastes like berry Live Savers.
http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/joeproduct/rockstar.jpg

I picked one of these up this morning. If MrMatthews and Jesse approves of said drink it must be good! :cool:

[The Jackal]

http://freewebs.com/metalgearsolidnet/photos/VR_Special Missions/box front.jpg Nearly completed the main game, now I'm itching to play this again. Used to own it as a bootleg, but I'm "legit" now so I need to buy it again. Why the hell is the US version so expensive?!

[sheath]

Download XBMC on your PC (or a modded Xbox as I do) and install Navi X as a plugin - VeeHD is included. You shouldn't need any codecs (XBMC will have them). If you need instructions and links, I can easily provide them.

Okay, I got Navi-x installed into XBMC, and I looking for VeeHD in one of these menus or is it just going to include that site when I search for shows?

[The Jackal]

Choose Navi X Networks, then Site Scrapers. You'll find it there.

[sheath]

Sweet, the search function includes stuff megaupload used to have. I don't want to mess with a bunch of dead links. ;)

[Jesse813]

http://www.letthemin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/d_links.gif

[eddiespruce]

http://i1238.photobucket.com/albums/ff492/eddiespruce/funny-celebrity-pictures-i-never-thought-that-marrying-a-tattooed-biker-whose-ex-wife-was-a-drug-addict-porn-star-would-be-a-problem.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/Su85DtD3uDI/AAAAAAAA1qc/rRIOAMXgZYc/s400/princess_leia_cosplays_30.jpg

[sheath]

Why didn't games ever get as cool as the 3DMARK benchmark/demos?

[The Jackal]

I have no idea what that is.

[sheath]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sabkBozYv8M


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHtk9hmA94

There is also 2005/6 and now 2011 which I couldn't dream of running.

[The Jackal]

Very impressive. Love the second vid; the whole "Insert Disc 2" bit had me chuckling and then that Matrix homage put a big smile on my face.

[sheath]

I think that Matrix segment actually has been bested by the onslaught of me too shooters since then, but the rest of these vids just make me wish gaming was more creative. 3DMARK 2006 reflects more of that lacking creativity.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SO51R4uYuA&feature=related

3DMark 03 was kinda cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09ixueVbzYY

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXl1sRdzSmY

[QuickSciFi]

^I want a US classic version so badly.

[Jesse813]

i'll sell you a copy for one trillion US dollars :p

[eddiespruce]

I'd say that's a fair deal.:p

[Jesse813]

according to ebay he'd be saving a fortune :p

[sheath]

So I thought it would be funny to post a picture of Link, you know, from that obscure series, dead. Oddly, there are no easily searchable pictures of that character doing anything other than posing.

[old man]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0e/Link_LOZ_with_items.png/200px-Link_LOZ_with_items.png

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPxY8lpYAUM

[MrMatthews]

I just made the sex with my wife.

[sheath]

Bastard, I envy you.

[eddiespruce]

I just made the sex with my wife.

But, does she even look any good?

[Iron Lizard]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/fashion-fail-poorly-dressed-oh-terry-crews-youre-so-crazy.jpg

[sheath]

Gads, I am so looking forward to their next movie. Actually, this year is a pretty exciting movie year all around.

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMR2zhaEyGo&feature=related

[MrMatthews]

But, does she even look any good?

Well, I didn't marry a pornstar if that's what you're asking.

But yeah, she's gorgeous.

[The Jackal]

http://cartoonstock.com/lowres/rth0454l.jpg

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0sXkxyK5c

[eddiespruce]

Well, I didn't marry a pornstar if that's what you're asking.

But yeah, she's gorgeous.

You need to prove it. A woman must have bangs(known as a "Fringe" in Europe) to be attractive.

Does your wife have bangs?

[Jesse813]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyLpJD_tjcs&feature=related

[old man]

You need to prove it. A woman must have boobs(known as "JUGS" in USA) to be attractive.

Does your wife have boobs?

eddiespruce really needs to work on his spelling.

[eddiespruce]

eddiespruce really needs to work on his spelling.

Lol. No, I spelled it right. To me, a woman must have "Bangs" in order to be attractive.

Maybe it's just me, but I can't stand women that part their hair.

[Jesse813]

its true women do look better w/ bangs

[Iron Lizard]

I can't stand bangs. It makes women look like little girls. Sorry.

[sheath]

Might I suggest to everybody below the age of thirty to consider old sage advice I was given as a teenager. "In your twenties you will have this insane drive to get married, after you are thirty you will wonder what the hell you were thinking."

I personally only recommend marriage to those who have friend they just can't imagine living without, that is the only kind I know can work.

Besides, don't all of you kids just have sex on tap anyway?

[MrMatthews]

Marriage kinda sucks sometimes, but it has it's advantages, too. For instance, sometimes you don't always want to go to the store. In those moments, it's nice to have someone else you can have go in your place. Also, many couples share expenses like utility bills, medical insurance, and stationary.

[sheath]

Marriage definitely has its advantages, especially when raising children, especially then, it just isn't for everybody. Folks who think it's going to be like the movies need to wait ten years and then come back to the idea.

I guess that is why books like this exist:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aYu2tqSlHfI/S5szaDe1edI/AAAAAAAAAMM/moKwqNMLssM/s1600/32920395.JPG.jpeg

[MrMatthews]

Marriage definitely has its advantages, especially when raising children, especially then, it just isn't for everybody. Folks who think it's going to be like the movies need to wait ten years and then come back to the idea.

Well, my wife could benefit from that, I suppose.

Speaking of which...

You need to prove it. A woman must have bangs(known as a "Fringe" in Europe) to be attractive.

Does your wife have bangs?

Yes, although I like it much better when she pulls her hair straight back in a ponytail.

http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/joeproduct/tia2.jpg

[Jesse813]

is that your wife or some random internet pic?

[MrMatthews]

Wife

[Jesse813]

you have good taste in women MrMatthews :ok:

[NeoVamp]

Yeah she's damn fine, you're a lucky man.

[Jesse813]

http://linuxologist.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Linux-Geeks-Chicks-Ladies.png

[The Jackal]

Fable 2...meh, more like Fable 1.5: Now with Dog.

[sheath]

Completely random, really.

http://kismetandcompany.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/picture-22.png

[The Jackal]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/political-pictures-ninjas-dont-mess-with-them.jpg

[sheath]

http://shirtshovel.com/products/ninjas/ifyoucanreadthis-434.jpg

Unless you know Min Ryu Shinto Ryu (hopefully).

[Jesse813]

http://www.laspadashoagies.com/images/hoagie_tiny.jpg

[sheath]

Academia is stoopid.

[Jesse813]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/15/128896070203576752.jpg

[The Jackal]

lolsnakes?!!

[villahed94]

Is this a new lol?

[NeoVamp]

Is this a new lol?

8 minutes between a double post?

[Jesse813]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/8/9/a1665343-2052-43b0-8204-b0067445284a.jpg

[MrMatthews]

8 minutes between a double post?

There was a lot of noise in the background while he made that first post, so he must not have thought we heard him.

[Jesse813]

http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/you-just-blew-my-mind.jpg

[old man]

Anybody else got to see Redline yet? I watched it last night. It was pretty cool. I think it was way over hyped, but still really good. Racing, Scifi stuff, casual nudity, I give it an A. What is cool is it was made by the same guys who did one of my favorite Animatrix shorts, "world record".

[QuickSciFi]

http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k277/Krinkolina/jimcarrey2.jpg

[NeoVamp]

Saudade

[The Jackal]

Not pointed at anyone. http://27.media.tumblr.com/xBs1JEN49qilg0s5CqASXkqMo1_500.jpg

[Cornholio857]

New Sonic Megamix footage:
fBLIUUodW8c

[The Jackal]

:o Fucking sweet!

[zetastrike]

Right now I'm running altered DNA plasmids from bacteria that I grew through gel electrophoresis to see if it came out right. Hopefully it will so I won't have to grow more and prepare the DNA all over again.

[Jesse813]

http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2008/02/bioshock-six-unreleased-plasmids-deleted-from-the-game.jpg

[sheath]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/396295_2947137831250_1045439047_3040778_261288478_ n.jpg

Look closely, but don't spoil it for others, just post your reaction when you see the real picture.

[Jesse813]

http://124.248.128.145/~ziwipeak/zpintl/uploads/spoil.jpg

[MrMatthews]

Look closely, but don't spoil it for others, just post your reaction when you see the real picture.

OMG I think I just shit a brick!!!!!!
http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/joeproduct/shittingpants.jpg

[The Jackal]

@Sheath: I'll be honest, it took me a few mins to notice it. Facepalm moment (at myself) when I finally spotted it. Anyone got anymore of these?

[sheath]

It took me a while to see it too, then I got chills and couldn't look any longer!

[The Jackal]

http://byond.com/member_icons/z/o/zoltor/images/large_icon.gif May He's return from He's week-long errr... "rest" be swift. HAIL ZOLTOR

[Cornholio857]

http://assets.shitbrix.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/240/resized/parents-magazine-52135.jpg

[The Jackal]

I see it lol.

[Jesse813]

http://byond.com/member_icons/z/o/zoltor/images/large_icon.gif May He's return from He's week-long errr... "rest" be swift. HAIL ZOLTOR

Complete Blasphemy you Crazy Jackal

[The Jackal]

My Lord has returned twice now Jesse...can you say the same for your Raul?

[Jesse813]

When Raul returns all of the worlds good looking women will be naked

[The Jackal]

If that happens, then I MYSELF will convert over to Church/Cult of Raul.

[Jesse813]

than you'll soon be a converted Jackal or just Blasphemous Jackal worshipping false ones.

[MrMatthews]

http://assets.shitbrix.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/240/resized/parents-magazine-52135.jpg

LOL! The magazine is missing a finger!

And here's another one (it's a good one, too!)
http://i466.photobucket.com/albums/rr29/joeproduct/the-waterfront-27183.jpg

[sheath]

Either I don't see it or it didn't blow my mind. It isn't something large in size in the picture right?

[The Jackal]

Don't look for it in the crowd, only advice I can give you without giving it away.

[old man]

Look closely, but don't spoil it for others, just post your reaction when you see the real picture.

Well, that just creeped me the fuck out.

[Iron Lizard]

Thats not a mind fuck. Its just fucked up. Its like finding Waldo but dead.

[NeoVamp]

What was up with the window pic? I couldn't figure that one out.

[Cornholio857]

What was up with the window pic? I couldn't figure that one out.

To see it, you must first face the pillows.

[NeoVamp]

Ah saw it, guess my screen's contrast is a bit darker then most of you.

[FlackoWeasel]

OMG

No way D:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/428908_10150557242874590_649869589_8689290_1946824 257_n.jpg

öösel means at night, päeval means at day.

[MrMatthews]

They spelled "purses" wrong. :shame:

[FlackoWeasel]

There's nothing wrong with it. It's estonian sentence which means "That's fucked up"

Perse is arse in a vulgar way.

[sheath]

So that is a weather report telling me it is going to be 10-30 degrees celcius below freezing for the next few days? Isn't that fairly normal this time of year?

[The Jackal]

So close to getting Pier Solar today...so fucking close... :mad:

[FlackoWeasel]

So that is a weather report telling me it is going to be 10-30 degrees celcius below freezing for the next few days? Isn't that fairly normal this time of year?


We usually get -20 MAX, but friggin 39? Our winters are mostly around -10 - -20 normally.

[Jesse813]

So close to getting Pier Solar today...so fucking close... :mad:

out of curiousity how long have you been waiting Jackal? i Pre ordered mine first day it was available for preorder and waited a bit over 2 years til it shipped and it took another 2 months to get my house, though it actually took longer for some people.

[The Jackal]

out of curiousity how long have you been waiting Jackal? i Pre ordered mine first day it was available for preorder and waited a bit over 2 years til it shipped and it took another 2 months to get my house, though it actually took longer for some people.Oh not anywhere near that long - for me, it's been nearly 2 weeks since I ordered the game. The reason I say "so fucking close" is because the game itself is just down the road from me, but they wanted me to pay a Custom charge of nearly half the price I paid for the game before they'd deliver it (by the time I got the note through the door, the sorting office was closed) - hence "so close". I've payed it, just waiting for them to deliver it to me now.

[Jesse813]

Oh not anywhere near that long - for me, it's been nearly 2 weeks since I ordered the game. The reason I say "so fucking close" is because the game itself is just down the road from me, but they wanted me to pay a Custom charge of nearly half the price I paid for the game before they'd deliver it (by the time I got the note through the door, the sorting office was closed) - hence "so close". I've payed it, just waiting for them to deliver it to me now.
ahh this reminds of a few times i ordered something and it sat in the local post office for over a week until the lazy bums delivered it.

[The Jackal]

And it didn't arrive today...If it still doesn't come tomorrow, I'll have to pay them a visit.

[Jesse813]

just remember to show up sober. they might think your a homeless bum or just escaped from the local insane asylum or prison if you show up drunk

[old man]

It sounds like you're speaking from experience, Jesse :).

[Jesse813]

i did indeed show up at the post office drunk some 6 or 7 years ago. nobody noticed though.

[Iron Lizard]

I usually find the need to drink only after I have dealt with the insanity that is the post office.

[Jesse813]

that reminds me i need to go get a Keg for the Super Bowl

[The Jackal]

No need to go in 'drunk' to the Post Office (thanks Jesse) - Pier Solar came about 10 mins ago! :p

[Jesse813]

its bout time too since you were starting to go crazy waiting for it

[eddiespruce]

Waiting for Pier Solar must of been what turned you into a "Forum Noob".:p

[The Jackal]

Ha, either way I've got it. :)

[eddiespruce]

Be sure to let us know your opinion of it once you get into it.

[Jesse813]

and remember to use the Enhanced Soundtrack disc

[The Jackal]

Yeah, sure: From what I've played so far, it's very good. Nice graphics, okay music (no CD at the 'mo), nice dialogue. First nitpick is you have to find the cave on your own, I wondered around town for a while until I realised it was in the forest nearby (little nitpick, completly ignorable). So far, got into the cave only to get my ass handed to me by a boss. Either I'm too low a level or I just need to work out a stratagy. So far, the game's good!

[sheath]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/417919_10150532485397057_25499962056_9270546_45336 7501_n.jpg

[Jesse813]

Yeah, sure: From what I've played so far, it's very good. Nice graphics, okay music (no CD at the 'mo), nice dialogue. First nitpick is you have to find the cave on your own, I wondered around town for a while until I realised it was in the forest nearby (little nitpick, completly ignorable). So far, got into the cave only to get my ass handed to me by a boss. Either I'm too low a level or I just need to work out a stratagy. So far, the game's good!
:o you need to get some Skills Jackal :p

[eddiespruce]

I never used the enhanced soundtrack CD the last time I played Pier Solar, because I was afraid my Model 1 Sega CD would eat it.

[The Jackal]

I only played it for like ten mins and besides, JRPGs aren't my usual genre. Can't blame me for not having the skills that quick. Put me in front of an action adventure game ala Story of Thory (Beyond Oasis) or Soleil (Crusader of Centy) and I'd easily show you skill ;).

[Jesse813]

sure you would Jackal sure you would :p

[The Jackal]

Video proof you ask? Challenge me you do? http://tinyurl.com/264dff8

[Jesse813]

yea lets see some video proof of your skills and remember to say its you in the video and also my username so i know its actually you not some random video you looked up.

[The Jackal]

Jesse, that I can do. Challenge gladly accepted. I'll post the vid tomorrow. 11pm here and I've got a date with Skyrim.

[Jesse813]

http://largeup.okayplayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Bob-Marley-land-Rover-5.jpg

[NeoVamp]

I just experienced my first "your post has to be moderated" thingy, I feel so violated.

Violated and.. Angry..

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7717/mossv.gif

[MrMatthews]

Finally. You guys all thought I was crazy.