Dumbest game 'names' ever.

[Russman]

Daedalian Opus
Hieyankio Alien
Xexyz


....lets see you top that!

[Drixxel]

Cheetahmen II
Alpha Beam With Ernie
Super Chinese

..they're not so much dumb as ridiculous.

I used to own Heiankyo Alien.. bizarre game with a bizarre title. Digging gaping holes in the ground, waiting for aliens to tumble into them, and burying them alive.

[GeckoYamori]

Anything with 'of Darkness' in it. Except Army of Darkness which is the epitome of asskicking, but it's a movie anyway...

[Melf]

Toilet Kids...


...'nuff said.

[Drixxel]

Oh ho ho.. Toilet Kids.. these shots shall help describe its legacy.

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7766/toiletkids017ve.jpg

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5859/toiletkids027mf.jpg

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/9627/toiletkids030mi.jpg

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/1197/toiletkids049mi.jpg

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/269/toiletkids057av.jpg

Everything you are thinking while looking at these screen shots is correct.

[Joe's Play]

Bust-a-Move (or even worse Super Bust-A-Move 2: Arcade Edition)

Chiki Chiki Boys

Both decent games, though.

[j_factor]

There's a Saturn game called 6 Inch My Darling, and it's not porn.

[StRiDA CoL]

Culdecept

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!

I think the developers were on acid when they made this game title

[Genesis Knight]

I hate you, Drixxel. I hate you I hate you I hate you. You've ruined my life.

^_^

[Sega Uranus]

Tanks But No Tanks
3-D Tic-Tac-Toe
Wall Ball
Alice in Wonderdream
Boxyboy
Zipang
Spin Pair