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Tanegashima
07-23-2008, 06:56 PM
What the hell?! Every damn Master System I've had fucking craps out! WTF? First two: the player one controller port didn't work at all and I just got another one and it worked great for about 10 minutes then just completely crapped out. I can't even get it to turn on! The power adapter doesn't seem busted, but I used a universal and it still wont turn on.. DAMN IT I'm so angry, everyone tells me that this thing is so reliable and no one has any damn problems with it. Well F that, why do I get stuck with 3 fing duds in a row?? B.S.!
Joe Redifer
07-23-2008, 07:38 PM
The AES games you have are making the SMS games feel inferior. I will take the AES games off your hand and I will only charge you $5 to do it. I will also throw in a working SMS unit for only $5 more. You don't see this kind of a deal very often, take advantage today!
otaku
07-23-2008, 08:03 PM
I'll give you $10 :)

Just bad luck I guess. I've always had good luck with my game systems-except when I killed them doing something stupid (killed a saturn trying to clean its guts, dropped a gameboy on the freeway when I was small) my 360 is the one system to die on me of its own accord.
David J.
07-23-2008, 09:09 PM
I had shit luck with a powerbase converter.
Christuserloeser
07-23-2008, 09:13 PM
...or wait for the NeoMyth cart: http://www.sega-16.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1400

...or the MegaCart v2!
David J.
07-23-2008, 09:26 PM
err megacart v2? Info plz.
Christuserloeser
07-23-2008, 10:05 PM
According to Fonzie, Master System compatibility was planned for MegaCart v1, but was excluded at the very last minute, so I assume that it might be included to a v2 of the MegaCart.


Sega-16: How about producing a converter for the Mega Drive that can take Game Gear games or Master System games through the 32X?

Fonzie: Sure, it was actually going to be implemented in the Mega Cart, since it's a piece of cake. It was canned at the last minute because...you know, delays and delays...
Tanegashima
07-23-2008, 10:05 PM
The AES games you have are making the SMS games feel inferior. I will take the AES games off your hand and I will only charge you $5 to do it. I will also throw in a working SMS unit for only $5 more. You don't see this kind of a deal very often, take advantage today!

Someone is sure damn persistent. Soon I will post photos just to mock you.
Metal_Sonic
07-23-2008, 10:40 PM
No fuck that Tanegashima, take pictures of them in action AND with a beautiful naked woman.
Rusty Venture
07-23-2008, 11:04 PM
I agree with that last part.
Tanegashima
07-23-2008, 11:21 PM
If only I could get beautiful naked women with me when I'm playing my Neo Geo...just think it could be my closer...

Hot chick: "So you like games huh...have anything cool?"

Me: "Oh...just a Neo Geo..."

Narrator: "Nothing more had to be said, before he could finish, she already shed her clothes and leaped on him more excited than ever..."


Now there is a Penthouse story for y'all

hmm...I need a narrator for my life too...



Sorry no ladies but here (Anyway Joe, I thought you had this stuff anyways...why so eager?):




http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9786/003mh1.jpg
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2541/002ub4.jpg
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/2526/004pc7.jpg
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/9705/005jz7.jpg
17daysolderthannes
07-23-2008, 11:27 PM
maybe the electrical outlet is possessed?
Tanegashima
07-23-2008, 11:36 PM
HELP I"M AN IDIOT AND THE IMAGES ARE HUGE>>>>JOE!!!!!!!! HELP!!!
Genesis Knight
07-23-2008, 11:38 PM
Good god, MY EYES!!!!
Joe Redifer
07-24-2008, 01:23 AM
I did some research and it turns out that only Metal Slug 3 AES is causing the problem.
Iron Lizard
07-24-2008, 01:26 AM
That makes me cry.
Rusty Venture
07-24-2008, 02:22 AM
Why do you have a beef chart on your wall?
Metal_Sonic
07-24-2008, 02:38 AM
Why do you have a beef chart on your wall?

The real question is why don't you have a beef chart, every real man has one.
Rusty Venture
07-24-2008, 03:01 AM
Because I have this on my wall instead:

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/Aliens%20poster%201.jpg
Tanegashima
07-24-2008, 05:12 AM
I used to be a butcher! I was given an apprenticeship a few months after I turned 18 and I got all the way through, got bored and went to night crew. When one of the many stores I've worked at was closed down, my old meat manager gave it to me.

Next to the beef chart you can see the edge of my Terminator poster...

I re-soldered, after much burning, the jack/power thingy and it works now :) I also threw out the orig. power supply because it was acting real fishy and i"m using a universal one now. So yay...I'll post some more pics of my collection too. I won't f it up this time either.

Joe: Really? Damn...well, I'll paypal you that $5 + the amount it costs me to ship it to you. I'll overnight it right away...
Tanegashima
07-24-2008, 05:18 AM
DOuble post...SORRY
Rusty Venture
07-24-2008, 05:25 AM
Next to the beef chart you can see the edge of my Terminator poster...

Terminator or T2 are acceptable.

If it is a T3 poster, I'll have to dispatch the ninjas on you.


My Genesis/MD doubles as my Master System. Aside from some resetting and otherwise minor finicky-ness, it plays all *FIVE* of my MS games just fine.
Tanegashima
07-24-2008, 05:28 AM
Terminator or T2 are acceptable.

If it is a T3 poster, I'll have to dispatch the ninjas on you.


My Genesis/MD doubles as my Master System. Aside from some resetting and otherwise minor finicky-ness, it plays all *FIVE* of my MS games just fine.

It's an original Terminator 1 my dad stole from a movie theater when the movie came out...I assume you have a Power Base converter? Or does your Genesis/MD just do it?

Iron Lizard, why do you cry?
Rusty Venture
07-24-2008, 05:35 AM
My Genesis/MD runs on magic, it just plays the games.

In fact, I don't even have to plug the games into it for them to load. I just say "Shinobi" and the game automatically loads up.



I have the PBC. I have also tinkered with some MS games and the region switch. I got Outrun (when I owned it) to flash the "Mark III" screen upon startup.
Tanegashima
07-24-2008, 05:39 AM
My Genesis/MD runs on magic, it just plays the games.

In fact, I don't even have to plug the games into it for them to load. I just say "Shinobi" and the game automatically loads up.



I have the PBC. I have also tinkered with some MS games and the region switch. I got Outrun (when I owned it) to flash the "Mark III" screen upon startup.

Sarcasm noted...

Okay, for fun here is the rest. Not all my games are shown as there are three shoe boxes that are full of loose cartridges, PSX, Neo CD, and Dreamcast games. My Atari 2600 Jr. is not pictured either as it is currently at my buddies' apartment...

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9559/001qu1.th.jpg (http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=001qu1.jpg)
Vectrex/Master System [which finally works :) ]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/4333/002gw0.th.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/my.php?image=002gw0.jpg)
(Note all Genesis/Sega Saturn games are double stacked on the shelf...there are more games behind the games on the face of the shelf)

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/261/003pj4.th.jpg (http://img74.imageshack.us/my.php?image=003pj4.jpg)

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8329/004sf4.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=004sf4.jpg)

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/469/005qr0.th.jpg (http://img510.imageshack.us/my.php?image=005qr0.jpg)


Joe, maybe I could pay you to take all this junk off my hands...then I won't have to worry about it breaking...