so I got punched in the face last night...

[17daysolderthannes]

literally.

Do any of you have a friend/cousin in law enforcement? if so, please run this scenario by them and ask what I should do:

OK, starting last summer, this kind of hip hop clothing/sneaker collecting store started a small skateboarding team because alot of the ghetto-type skateboarders were begging him to sponsor them. He put some raw footage of one of the skaters on youtube and I put a comment that said "could you put some music" or something like that and he said back "I don't know how" so I edited it with music when I was bored one day and sent him the link. He was impressed and asked me if I would edit the full video and that he would pay me etc. I was like "OK, that'll work" and said I would help film a little bit.

Well, these two little 15 year old shits on the team started to call me everyday to bring them to film and swear up and down the owner was going to pay for it (it may sound stupid now, but I thought the owner had said he would pay me for extra footage, etc.). Well, come to find out after a week or two of wasting my time and gas, the owner's like "I thought you guys were just going skating, I didn't realize they were making you film, I only care about my top 2 skaters getting footage, they lied to you" and I was like "shit!" So, I told the 15 year olds "look, you lied to me, that is not cool, if you want your footage you have to pay me for it including all the gas you wasted" and I was reasonable too, like 20 bucks (b/c I knew they wouldn't pay more, though they still haven't paid me).

After that, they both had this vendetta out to get me like I screwed them over or something and every time I would see them at the skatepark they would shoot their boards at me (intentionally "slipping out" to try to hit you with a 20 mph skateboard, it hurts) and shit like that. I talked with the owner of the store and asked him to talk to them since he kind of sponsors them and therefore has some power over them. One of them stopped after that (mostly b/c he realized it was stupid), but the other one kept on and kept on, probably because he knew I couldn't do anything because I was 21 (then) and he was 15.

Finally, after a while, he kind of stopped (maybe someone told him something, I don't know) and started trying to be super nice all of a sudden, then I found out why: he wanted to get the footage I took of him, and I told him: "yeah, $20, I wasted my time and gas and for $20 I'm giving it away." He still kept trying to beg me for it and whatever and then broke his leg and didn't skateboard for a couple months. He still tried to suck up some, etc. for the most part until last night.

Last night, he just decided he wanted to be a little shit and started shooting his board at me if I was "in his way" whether or not I even was and even accidentally hit someone else in the head with his board shooting it out one time. He shot his board at me about three times and then just tried to straight run into me slid out and fell (not hard) because he was trying to hard to go out of his way to run into me. Well, I picked up his board and threw it about 10 FT away (not at anybody) to be like "stop this shit, if youre gonna be stupid, I'm just going to make it that much worse getting your board back" and walked away. The second I do that, he rhino charges me from behind and punches me as hard as he can in the face. I'm 22, so I can't do a damn thing, so I just kind of pushed him off and got away. I don't even think he really has a huge beef with me anymore, I think most of it had to do with the 10 some odd 15 year old girls sitting in the bleachers right where it happened and him trying to be 50 Cent.

What my real question is: what can I do to get this kid to leave me alone? I can't just kick his ass (and I totally could) because I'm 22 and he's like 16 (and I would go to jail and have it on my permanent record that a I beat up a 16 year old, even though he's as tall as I am, though he does hit like a girl), I tried talking to the owner but he wasn't willing to do much of anything (because hes a pussy ass bitch to be honest). I thought about calling the police and filing assault charges, but I don't know how well that would work. I just want to scare this kid and make him at least think that if he touches me his ass will be in jail getting raped by a 300 pound serial killer. He really is just a dumb kid trying to act tough with nothing to back it up, but I shouldn't have to deal with him and I don't want him slashing my tires or keying my car or something like that (because obviously he knows what I drive). Shit like this is almost reason enough to quit skateboarding, but its too good of exercise and I like it to much to quit because someone else is a piece of shit.

and for those not quite understanding what I'm going through: imagine if everytime you went to EB, gamestop, play n trade, etc. there was some 15 year old that threw his cell phone at you (not nearly as bad a skateboard) and then when you got tired and threw the cell phone to the other side of the store he ran up and started punching you, all when you were just trying to buy a new PS2 game, I think now you can understand why I want this to stop.

[Metal_Sonic]

Where do you live? Ill kick his ass for you, for 20$. Honestly, calling the cops is the only good option because there seems to be no other good options.

[Rusty Venture]

Drug him and get him acquainted with water torture.

It's the only way to be sure.

[108 Stars]

What a coincedence that you chose that thread title....a working colleague of mine was punched in the face last week. 2 days later he did not wake up again at the age of 25.:(

[Nunzio]

You could always go to see the cops and try to find somebody to ask for advice. They should help you, especially if they think you will go kill him on your own if they don't do something.

[17daysolderthannes]

the main thing is that I don't want the cops to somehow think I'm bullying him or something because that's not the case at all. Its the most frustrating thing ever because if I was 16 I could just kick his ass but since I'm 22 it would be a huge violation. I just want him scared to death of getting arrested because I know he's actually a huge pussy trying to act hard (as most are), but I want this to go away before I walk to my car with 4 slashed tires and 100 baseball bat dents and broken windows or something.

[17daysolderthannes]

What a coincedence that you chose that thread title....a working colleague of mine was punched in the face last week. 2 days later he did not wake up again at the age of 25.:(

wtf happened there? thank god that dude didn't punch me in the face!

[Tanegashima]

Honestly, unless you're in a real small town, the police probably won't do anything. You could file a complaint, but do you really think they're gonna waste their time on some kids in a fight where its your word against theirs? Unless a cop actually sees it go down, nothing will happen. It sucks balls, but dollars to donuts you might as well forget getting the cops involved. Conspiring to beat them up is a felony though and if you get caught, you will get in trouble and they'll go scott free whether they started it or not.

[Nunzio]

Aw man, who negative repped me for my advice?!

[108 Stars]

wtf happened there? thank god that dude didn't punch me in the face!

I doubt we will be told....maybe he suffered from some brain injury that was not immediately visible or something....but the thing I do know is that he died Friday last week.

Damn strange to talk to someone your age one day and then learn he is dead a few days later.

[Rusty Venture]

Aw man, who negative repped me for my advice?!

Yeah this anonymous rep stuff needs to end.

[17daysolderthannes]

Honestly, unless you're in a real small town, the police probably won't do anything. You could file a complaint, but do you really think they're gonna waste their time on some kids in a fight where its your word against theirs? Unless a cop actually sees it go down, nothing will happen. It sucks balls, but dollars to donuts you might as well forget getting the cops involved. Conspiring to beat them up is a felony though and if you get caught, you will get in trouble and they'll go scott free whether they started it or not.

I know they can't really do much, but I would at least file some sort of a police report so if it happens again and there are witnesses he'll get into some sort of trouble. I mean, they can't just let 16 year olds run around punching people in the face and get away scott free. I wouldn't say I live in a small town, but its not a big city either, and cops tend to be abundant and bored (never seem to have a problem hassling/kicking out skateboarders that street skate), and FWIW he is black and this is the south, so we all know how that goes...which makes it even dumber for him to target me to go after since I'm the last person that would just take this sitting down legally speaking.

Is there any way I could claim self defense if he did it again and I beat the shit out of him? I would probably get stuck with unnecessary force or some bullshit, but I don't think they could fault me for hitting him equally hard in the face once just to get him off of me. Like I said before, this isn't some 4 1/2 foot fetus, hes almost as tall as I am (about 6 feet) so its not like I'm just murdering some helpless little guy or anything.

[Nunzio]

You know heat cream doesn't leave marks. No matter where you apply it.

Just throwing that out there.

[Genesis Knight]

I just repped you up.

[Iron Lizard]

Well I would talk to one of those bored cops first but if you really want to humiliate him tell his parents. Remind of the fact he is a kid. Does he have any kind of a record? Often it is possible to pull up records on local police and court websites. If he has a record it may help your case if it ends up in a fight. Just make sure he hits you first.

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

IDK but just go the path of least resistance. Don't let them get to you, they sound pretty lame anyway, not worth beating unless they fuck with your car or attack you. If they try to talk some shit tell em you don't give a rat's ass and that they can go fuck themselves. I wouldn't bother with the cops. I would maybe make it clear to the kids that if they fucked with my car I would personally kick the shit out of them. But thats just my opinion, do what you feel is right. Probably just give the thing a little time and the situation should defuse, and just show em you don't care in the mean time.

Or you could find out who his mom is, and start dating her. Then you would be like his father. He would likely resent you at first, thats normal. He would probably have a hard time messing with you at the skate park if the other kids know you are dating his mom.

[17daysolderthannes]

IDK but just go the path of least resistance. Don't let them get to you, they sound pretty lame anyway, not worth beating unless they fuck with your car or attack you. If they try to talk some shit tell em you don't give a rat's ass and that they can go fuck themselves. I wouldn't bother with the cops. I would maybe make it clear to the kids that if they fucked with my car I would personally kick the shit out of them. But thats just my opinion, do what you feel is right. Probably just give the thing a little time and the situation should defuse, and just show em you don't care in the mean time.



I thought the situation was diffused, its been going on for a year now, WAY too long. I could give a shit if he talks trash, he can talk trash to me all day, but physically attacking me is completely unacceptable and I'm not going to take it.

[playgen]

I'd be tempted to just give him the video recording he wants so much. It may seem like he has won that way, but he is still a prat so you win really, and if it gets him to give up the vendetta all the better.

[Mr Smith]

I like the telling his parents advice. If he doesn't stop then try the cops and failing that pay somebody to break his legs.

[17daysolderthannes]

I'd be tempted to just give him the video recording he wants so much. It may seem like he has won that way, but he is still a prat so you win really, and if it gets him to give up the vendetta all the better.

it might stop him for a week, but he'll just start again, and then I'll have nothing on him so he'll have no reason to hold back. He's doing this for the sake of doing it so he can look like a hardass, you can't really alleviate a problem like that because the goal is to just fuck with me to make himself look better. The owner of the clothing store agreed to talk to him about it, his exact words were "that's bullshit, I will talk with him". Hopefully I'll see my cousin today that is sorta kinda a police officer (different jurisdiction) and ask him what I can do, at best maybe he knows some local police that would be willing to take a few minutes out of the day and scare the shit out of this kid to keep him from being stupid. I mean, yeah, he punched me in the face, I can take the hit, I completely walked away no problem, but imagine if he did it to a kid his age and his mom lost her shit and sued the skatepark and/or him? I'm pretty sure he has a single mom so that would be a one way ticket to bankruptcy for her and maybe the skatepark too. I'm almost as pissed at the owner for not really taking any action and almost trying to tell me I had it coming because I threw his board after having his thrown AT ME all night. I know he didn't see it happen and its hard to call what you don't see, but at the same time, one person got punched in the face and one didn't and there were plenty of witnesses, its a real easy call to make, especially since he's known me for going on 5 years and I've never fought or done anything violent there, ever.

[Joe Redifer]

Threaten to erase the tape unless he stops being a little bitch. Then offer him a layaway plan where he can get the tapes in 2 or 3 easy installments of only $9.95.

[Metal_Sonic]

Dude, get the tape, let him see it, act like your handing it to him, drop it then crush it. Get someone to videotape what he does. He'll probably attack you so just dodge the blows, after he tuckers himself out, present the video to the cops. Problem solved.

[outrunner]

My Dad is a chief of police in N.J. My best advice to you let it die down and fade away.Or maybe try and get in touch with their parents BUT that might open a whole new can of worms. Look I spent 6 years in a asylum for a school made by a asshole senitor here in N.J. named Steve Sweeny. But all I can say is I have been in a varity of similer situations and they all turned out bad.Good luck with your problem!

[17daysolderthannes]

Threaten to erase the tape unless he stops being a little bitch. Then offer him a layaway plan where he can get the tapes in 2 or 3 easy installments of only $9.95.


Dude, get the tape, let him see it, act like your handing it to him, drop it then crush it. Get someone to videotape what he does. He'll probably attack you so just dodge the blows, after he tuckers himself out, present the video to the cops. Problem solved.

LOL


My Dad is a chief of police in N.J. My best advice to you let it die down and fade away.Or maybe try and get in touch with their parents BUT that might open a whole new can of worms. Look I spent 6 years in a asylum for a school made by a asshole senitor here in N.J. named Steve Sweeny. But all I can say is I have been in a varity of similer situations and they all turned out bad.Good luck with your problem!

I'd love for it to die down, that's what I thought had happened, but it doesn't look like it is. I think his mom would definitely put the smack down in one way or another (not necessarily violence) if she found out. Either way, I'm not going to get run out of a goddamn skatepark because of a 16 year old playing 50 cent like a 5 year old playing Superman.

[InternalPrimate]

I would say you should just give him the tape, apparently $20 is waaay to much for him. But now that he's punched you, you don't want to seem like you're giving in to his bullying. So... throw the goddamn tape away. Let him know once, and tell him to stop fucking with you.

NEVER fight a person without being provoked. But if he does try to go after you again, defend yourself. I understand the age difference, but proving that you will no longer take his shit may well stop his harassment.

Again, I'm not at all condoning a beating. Just defend yourself if the situation arises. Otherwise he might think he can continue getting away with it. He needs to see some consequences for his actions.

[wasp]

Maybe you can get one of those miniaturized cameras for your clothing and hopefully catch the little turd. If the police still do nothing, file a lawsuit against them (after all, an assault is a serious crime) and rake in the big moneys.

[Rusty Venture]

Give him the video...

except make sure it is a video of you destroying the original video he wants so badly.

Bonus points if you splice in video of you banging his older sister.

[Dirt Ball Gamer]

I agree, its the only way to be sure

[Metal_Sonic]

Or lightly rape him. I hear that the alpha gorilla rapes the other males to assert his dominance. Well......assert your dominance

[17daysolderthannes]

Give him the video...

except make sure it is a video of you destroying the original video he wants so badly.

Bonus points if you splice in video of you banging his older sister.


Or lightly rape him. I hear that the alpha gorilla rapes the other males to assert his dominance. Well......assert your dominance

LOL!


seriously though, I don't think he's doing it because of the footage now, I think he's just doing it to do it, it just happens that thats how it all got started. You can't begin to believe what little shits the teenage skateboarders are around here, they are the most two faced bastards on the planet. They will practically suck your dick if you drive them around or (as many people do) buy them beer, etc., but the second you don't want any part of it, they will take free reign on your ass. Its bullshit to the max. I'm gonna see what happens, hopefully if he's dumb enough to try it again the owner will grow a penis and kick his ass out for a few months or maybe for good. He knows whats up, if hes gonna be dumb, he can get himself a criminal record to show for it. Good luck gettin a job with assault charges, I'm sure everywhere would LOVE to hire someone that seems like they would randomly assault customers.

[ninjabearhug]

He's just doing it because he knows its winding you up now, he thinks it makes him look big in front of the girls/his mates. If your brave/tough enough go and give his Dad a smack.

I had a similar problem about 3 years ago where a 14 year old kept chucking eggs at my window. I was well known to have a short fuse and he did it because he knew it would wind me up and thus come out and chase the little shit. I'm not exactly slow, but i could never catch the little shit, he was like a cheetah or something.

Eventually i found out who he was from the (good) kids on my street and found out where he lived. I went round to his house with a dozen eggs and sat there throwing them at his window until his parents came out shouting and balling, at which point i grabbed the kids father and told him if his son ever throws an egg at my window, or winds me up in anyway possible, i would come back to the house and kick his father's head in. Never had any problems since.

I think the only difference is, if i'd caught the little shit, i would have given him a kicking.

[Christuserloeser]

Well, I would file a report to the police about him punching you in the face. It's just wrong to use violence and he has to learn that - better now than later.

Also, definitely don't even think about giving him the video until he changed his behavior.




Next time you see him, go to him and tell him that you want to talk. Take him to a place where it's more quite and you guys are alone and tell him that it was not okay to hit you for whatever reason and that violence doesn't solve anything and that he won't get the video for $1000 until he changed his behavior.

[Metal_Sonic]

Well, I would file a report to the police about him punching you in the face. It's just wrong to use violence and he has to learn that - better now than later.

Also, definitely don't even think about giving him the video until he changed his behavior.




Next time you see him, go to him and tell him that you want to talk. Take him to a place where it's more quite and you guys are alone and tell him that it was not okay to hit you for whatever reason and that violence doesn't solve anything and that he won't get the video for $1000 until he changed his behavior.

WHAT IS THIS FAGGOTRY?!?! KILL THE LITTLE FUCK AND RAPE HIS MOM!!!!! or the other way around, both are fine.

[tomaitheous]

Are primal reactions against the law?

Let him punch you in the face - again (you can take it). Then instantly connect a right hook to his face. Make sure it counts too. They you can be all "ohh...gee. I'm s-o-r-r-y. It *was* a... r-e-a-c-t-i-o-n". Make sure you say this in a Dave Foley type of impersonation. That's important. You might have to say some encouraging words to egg him on, though low enough so only he can hear.

[17daysolderthannes]

He's just doing it because he knows its winding you up now, he thinks it makes him look big in front of the girls/his mates. If your brave/tough enough go and give his Dad a smack.

I had a similar problem about 3 years ago where a 14 year old kept chucking eggs at my window. I was well known to have a short fuse and he did it because he knew it would wind me up and thus come out and chase the little shit. I'm not exactly slow, but i could never catch the little shit, he was like a cheetah or something.

Eventually i found out who he was from the (good) kids on my street and found out where he lived. I went round to his house with a dozen eggs and sat there throwing them at his window until his parents came out shouting and balling, at which point i grabbed the kids father and told him if his son ever throws an egg at my window, or winds me up in anyway possible, i would come back to the house and kick his father's head in. Never had any problems since.

I think the only difference is, if i'd caught the little shit, i would have given him a kicking.

see, I'm different though, I don't react, I completely ignore until they're *literally* punching me in the face. He's doing it because he won't have any consequences but gets to look tough, not because he wants to see me react. I know kids that want to see me react, but they usually don't go past words, and that doesn't bug me.


Are primal reactions against the law?

Let him punch you in the face - again (you can take it). Then instantly connect a right hook to his face. Make sure it counts too. They you can be all "ohh...gee. I'm s-o-r-r-y. It *was* a... r-e-a-c-t-i-o-n". Make sure you say this in a Dave Foley type of impersonation. That's important. You might have to say some encouraging words to egg him on, though low enough so only he can hear.

If he doesn't change and no one ever does anything to/about him, I very well might do that. Hey, if he throws the first punch, I can claim at least one punch back is self defense, even if it knocks him the fuck out, he should've known better than to mess with someone that can knock him out in one punch.

[Nunzio]

If he doesn't change and no one ever does anything to/about him, I very well might do that. Hey, if he throws the first punch, I can claim at least one punch back is self defense, even if it knocks him the fuck out, he should've known better than to mess with someone that can knock him out in one punch.

I'm a little concerned now. I don't know what kind of person you are, but trying to knock someone out with your bare hand by sheer force is a bad idea. You can do serious damage to your hand which can have life long effects. If you are going to do it just make sure to jab at the jaw. All you have to do is dislocate it and he's out, you don't even have to break any teeth and that is better on the long run. If you hook with a bare hand and hit his ear or temple he can die which is obviously not good.

Personally, and maybe because I'm a crazy bastard, if I were close enough to punch him in the face hard enough to knock him out I would just go for the carotid artery on the neck. You know the place where you check the pulse? Those arteries control all the blood flow to the brain and if you can jab a few fingers in there really hard it will cause a huge drop in blood pressure to the brain followed by a rush of blood which will knock him the fuck out. Even if you screw it up it really hurts and will paralyze them for a good while so you have time to beat the shit out of them. Trust me, it works. Not because I've ever done it to anybody, but because I've had it done to me.

Thing is if you succeed in knocking him out you have to call an ambulance too, because of course, he could die.

[Metal_Sonic]

OOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Give him a good punch to the gut or chest while he is breathing out, it takes the air out of his lungs and he'll probably do down wheezing until he can regain his breath. Does alot of damage and it wont kill him....well......in my experience.

[Aarzak]

If this would've occured in my neighborhood, rest assured that the kid, regardless of his age would've gotten his ass beat and/or laid up in a hospital by grown men, and that the incident would've been swept under the rug unless the kid had responsible, law-abiding parents.........which in the case of this little fucker might not be the case seeing as his parents didn't teach him any better.

Kick his ass.

[Rusty Venture]

I don't know what kind of person you are, but trying to knock someone out with your bare hand by sheer force is a bad idea. You can do serious damage to your hand which can have life long effects.

I agree. This why I suggest either brass knuckles or a spiked gauntlet.

But nothing can really beat a nice spiked gauntlet.

[Metal_Sonic]

I agree. This why I suggest either brass knuckles or a spiked gauntlet.

But nothing can really beat a nice spiked gauntlet.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. The only thing that is acceptable is a Pickelhaube gauntlet and the like.

[Nunzio]

That would look pretty premeditated.

[Rusty Venture]

A suit of armor *WITH* spiked gauntlets.

See, the armor is there to protect from harm....SO ITS REALLY SELF DEFENSE!

[17daysolderthannes]

well, he was there tonight at the skatepark, but I think someone set him straight because he seemed pretty terrified of me. Maybe not of me, but rather of the consequences of fucking with me. Either way, I think I did enough for him to STFU and leave me alone. Hopefully this will last. Like I said before (or meant to say and forgot), I don't think he's really a bad kid deep down, he's just pressured to act like a hardass for one reason or another and targeted me because I'm not really a vindictive person and wouldn't totally murder him for touching me.

[acdc]

literally.

Do any of you have a friend/cousin in law enforcement? if so, please run this scenario by them and ask what I should do:

OK, starting last summer, this kind of hip hop clothing/sneaker collecting store started a small skateboarding team because alot of the ghetto-type skateboarders were begging him to sponsor them. He put some raw footage of one of the skaters on youtube and I put a comment that said "could you put some music" or something like that and he said back "I don't know how" so I edited it with music when I was bored one day and sent him the link. He was impressed and asked me if I would edit the full video and that he would pay me etc. I was like "OK, that'll work" and said I would help film a little bit.

Well, these two little 15 year old shits on the team started to call me everyday to bring them to film and swear up and down the owner was going to pay for it (it may sound stupid now, but I thought the owner had said he would pay me for extra footage, etc.). Well, come to find out after a week or two of wasting my time and gas, the owner's like "I thought you guys were just going skating, I didn't realize they were making you film, I only care about my top 2 skaters getting footage, they lied to you" and I was like "shit!" So, I told the 15 year olds "look, you lied to me, that is not cool, if you want your footage you have to pay me for it including all the gas you wasted" and I was reasonable too, like 20 bucks (b/c I knew they wouldn't pay more, though they still haven't paid me).

After that, they both had this vendetta out to get me like I screwed them over or something and every time I would see them at the skatepark they would shoot their boards at me (intentionally "slipping out" to try to hit you with a 20 mph skateboard, it hurts) and shit like that. I talked with the owner of the store and asked him to talk to them since he kind of sponsors them and therefore has some power over them. One of them stopped after that (mostly b/c he realized it was stupid), but the other one kept on and kept on, probably because he knew I couldn't do anything because I was 21 (then) and he was 15.

Finally, after a while, he kind of stopped (maybe someone told him something, I don't know) and started trying to be super nice all of a sudden, then I found out why: he wanted to get the footage I took of him, and I told him: "yeah, $20, I wasted my time and gas and for $20 I'm giving it away." He still kept trying to beg me for it and whatever and then broke his leg and didn't skateboard for a couple months. He still tried to suck up some, etc. for the most part until last night.

Last night, he just decided he wanted to be a little shit and started shooting his board at me if I was "in his way" whether or not I even was and even accidentally hit someone else in the head with his board shooting it out one time. He shot his board at me about three times and then just tried to straight run into me slid out and fell (not hard) because he was trying to hard to go out of his way to run into me. Well, I picked up his board and threw it about 10 FT away (not at anybody) to be like "stop this shit, if youre gonna be stupid, I'm just going to make it that much worse getting your board back" and walked away. The second I do that, he rhino charges me from behind and punches me as hard as he can in the face. I'm 22, so I can't do a damn thing, so I just kind of pushed him off and got away. I don't even think he really has a huge beef with me anymore, I think most of it had to do with the 10 some odd 15 year old girls sitting in the bleachers right where it happened and him trying to be 50 Cent.

What my real question is: what can I do to get this kid to leave me alone? I can't just kick his ass (and I totally could) because I'm 22 and he's like 16 (and I would go to jail and have it on my permanent record that a I beat up a 16 year old, even though he's as tall as I am, though he does hit like a girl), I tried talking to the owner but he wasn't willing to do much of anything (because hes a pussy ass bitch to be honest). I thought about calling the police and filing assault charges, but I don't know how well that would work. I just want to scare this kid and make him at least think that if he touches me his ass will be in jail getting raped by a 300 pound serial killer. He really is just a dumb kid trying to act tough with nothing to back it up, but I shouldn't have to deal with him and I don't want him slashing my tires or keying my car or something like that (because obviously he knows what I drive). Shit like this is almost reason enough to quit skateboarding, but its too good of exercise and I like it to much to quit because someone else is a piece of shit.

and for those not quite understanding what I'm going through: imagine if everytime you went to EB, gamestop, play n trade, etc. there was some 15 year old that threw his cell phone at you (not nearly as bad a skateboard) and then when you got tired and threw the cell phone to the other side of the store he ran up and started punching you, all when you were just trying to buy a new PS2 game, I think now you can understand why I want this to stop.

say the magic words:D

and i kill him

ooh little kids to tear them apart its a joy

[Iron Lizard]

You should make him a video of you kicking his ass. You could play the Benny Hill song in the background. It makes anything funny.

[Rusty Venture]

"Yakkity Sax" makes everything funny.

[TheEdge]

Next time hes near you grab his throat with your left hand and repeatedly punch him in the face until hes unconcious. He will then never bother you again. If the cops get called deny it.

[Rusty Venture]

Make sure someone is filming it, then you can post it on Youtube with "Yakkity Sax" playing over it.

Of course you can't deny it happened as there is a video, but at least you'll make the cops laugh.

[Iron Lizard]

Then you can say "He wanted me to make him a video with him in it. I just gave him what he wanted"