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vintagegamecrazy
08-04-2009, 11:24 PM
I just got this game today (.88 cents was too much to pay for it BTW) and have to say that it reaches an all new level of hell and pain. Anyone else played it and care to help me rip it a new one?

Seriously, what an awful game for sure.

Maybe I'll review it.

streetsofrage
08-04-2009, 11:28 PM
i have it , its crap game

Jesse813
08-04-2009, 11:39 PM
I have it but Haven't played it yet. it came w/ 5 others games i got from a yard sale.

Rusty Venture
08-05-2009, 02:51 AM
Never played it, but I like the movie.

TmEE
08-05-2009, 03:36 AM
The movie is awesome, but the game is absolute turd...

Rusty Venture
08-05-2009, 04:35 AM
I still use the line "Look! Elephant!" :lol:


Quote translated to Ah-huld-ese:

"I mean, all I had ta do, is just drive around tha neigh-buh-hood, and point mah feen-guh at a house, and say 'Da bad guys ah in dere!'


Bless you Arnold, I wish you could be Knighted for all the jawusum you brought to the screen.

Cornugon
08-05-2009, 07:33 AM
Bless you Arnold, I wish you could be Knighted for all the jawusum you brought to the screen.

Wouldn't that require him to get citizenship of a monarchy? Like Britain for instance? Knoyghtid boay Queen 'lizbefh zee sec'n

Rusty Venture
08-05-2009, 01:34 PM
I'm considering implementing an American system of Knighting.

Ah-nuld would be one of the first (if not *the* first).

Baloo
08-05-2009, 02:46 PM
The movie is a classic, never played the game though.

Sergeant_Sega
08-05-2009, 06:50 PM
Love the movie, but movie licence games from back in the day was usually some hack shite thrown together in a hurry to capitalize on the movies success.

Only Arnold movie game I've played is True Lies on SNES, and it truly, madly, deeply sucks ass.

Edit: Total Recall for the NES wasn't as awful, but it had some damn annoying driving sequences on Mars that was bloody difficult.

Joe Redifer
08-05-2009, 06:55 PM
Hate the movie. That stupid kid just pissed me off. Him and his god damned ticket. "The ticket! The ticket! Ooooh the ticket!!!" Shut the fuck up you little baby! That old projectionist codger pissed me off, too. I was hoping he'd have a heart attack at the beginning of the movie, but no such luck.

The movie pretty much bombed at the box office.

Christuserloeser
08-05-2009, 07:36 PM
With all the LAH love I had to scroll back up again to make sure I didn't misread the title =P

Here's a good review of tsa mooofie: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/9999-lah

Rusty Venture
08-06-2009, 02:04 AM
Another "Angry Video Game Nerd" type reviewer.

I wish there were more of those!

nomad83
08-06-2009, 04:20 PM
never played it

vintagegamecrazy
08-10-2009, 10:34 AM
Well I tried to play this some more and I can't get anywhere in it, I think it's actually more broken than Heavy Nova. I'm going to review it but it may take a bit to get it done since I'm pretty busy lately.

Pulstar
08-10-2009, 02:07 PM
LAH was the first PG-rated film I saw in theatre. Anyway I was reading about the game yesterday in a scanned issue of Sega Force and it didn't hold my interest.

The Terminator games (specifically T2: The Arcade Game, T3: The Redemption and Robocop vs the Terminator.. SkyNET was also decent but I don't recall if it had Arnie) were all okay games.

Rusty Venture
08-10-2009, 04:39 PM
I saw "Jurassic Park" twice that summer and then saw "Last Action Hero" a week or two later.

I saw "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" later that summer. :cool:

vintagegamecrazy
08-28-2009, 02:23 AM
Allright, I've played this game a bit more 2night and have been able to beat the first boss and make it to the first driving sequence. Holy crap is this game hard! Does anyone know how to beat those driving sequences or have any experience with this game at all. I am going to reivew it but I'd like to get a bit further in it before I completely trash it in my review. I can't find squat for it on the net (and rightfully so) and I believe my review would be the first one anywhere so if anyone can help me out it would be great.

Alemme01
10-04-2009, 09:56 PM
Played it on emulator right around the same time it kept on popping up at my local game store. It kept reminding me of how bad it was.

GriskaGyoran
10-04-2009, 11:41 PM
Movie great, game=ass.

I remember i couln't get past the first level I think it was. Random bullets would come out and kill me while some jerk that looks like Eddie from Silent Hill 2 beats me with a bat. Plus the sprite that was supposed to be Arnold looks like Bill Murray.