Well...that's it, I quit, fuck it all.

[17daysolderthannes]

mgYiGUr3WJk

The fact that someone finds this funny means there is no hope for humanity. Because of this video I have lost my will to live so I am en route to a gun store to buy the largest caliber hand gun available and blowing my brains out.

peace.

[Joe Redifer]

Later.

[MrMatthews]

Well, I happen to agree. This video isn't nearly as funny as the one I watched earlier this week, in which man dressed up as Darth Vader sat on a park bench and read a newspaper.

Thanks for all the posts, man.

[Chilly Willy]

It's the WOMAN who finds it so funny, and we all know women have no sense of humor. ;)

[nathanallan]

I don't see any humor in it. I don't know about that woman in the vid. Anyway, back to real life. Sega.

[Rusty Venture]

You watch that YouTube Poop and you find this not funny? Really?


I know when someone leaves Sega-16 we post William Shatner, what do we post when someone is going to go off themselves?

Eric Estrada?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Erik_estrada.jpg

[Nunzio]

C. Thomas Howell?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MSnpsoYJbQQ/ScxnKpxMaLI/AAAAAAAABBg/IRttU9vNn8E/s400/Howell+younger.jpg

[16-bit]

What the hell did I just watch?

This video was extremely weird, but at it doesn't make me lose faith in humanity, that video you posted in the thread about how the best sonic game this gen is on the Leap Frog (I refuse to link it it's that bad). The video you posted in that other thread, is a justifiable cause to go blow your brains out, not this.

Don't give up on life because a paraplegic in a wheel chair dressed in a Sonic The Hedgehog costume decides to star in a photo shoot while he eats hot dogs, you're too young to die!

[Melf]

ESTRADA!

[snume]

Estrada or Nada! (http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/my_name_is_earl/darnell_outed.php)

[17daysolderthannes]

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Sarcasm-sarcasm-343353_300_300.jpg


first of all, youtube poop is awesome. That said, I only enjoy ones that employ clever sentence mixing, not random chopped/screwed abominations. Sorry, but I find the ability to take an innocent Sonic cartoon and make Robotnik talk about playing Game Boy and attacking with his penis with existing sound bites is fucking brilliant.

This video, however, is awful, in every way. It's creepy, not funny, and just bad bad bad bad bad.

[InternalPrimate]

So... you wont be leaving this forum? :p

[Jesse813]

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Sarcasm-sarcasm-343353_300_300.jpg

:oYou mean you offer more services?:confused:

[Why-Disciple]

This was a photoshoot for There Will Be Brawl, it's a show on the Escapist, and it's quite clever. This vid sucks, but to explain it, as a gag in the show, Sonic appears in an episode as a homeless guy in a wheelchair.

Linkage: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/there-will-be-brawl/670-Episode-Four

He shows up at 7:48.

[TheEdge]

I can't watch the video :(

[jerry coeurl]

Yeah fuck that video. Creepy as hell. Who decided Sonic like Chili Dogs, anyway?

[Rusty Venture]

I think the ABC cartoon decided Sonic liked chili dogs.

[jerry coeurl]

Well I'm not surprised. Those cartoons were terrible.

[ninjabearhug]

That's just weird.

This should cheer you up, some drunken nuggets starting on a couple of transvestites, only to find out they are cage fighters in fancy dress :D.



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[17daysolderthannes]

:oYou mean you offer more services?:confused:

http://agencyspy.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/0000-8504-4pin-up-girl-army-air-force-posters.jpg

"you know it big boy ;) "

[Joe Redifer]

Damn, I was just about to delete your account since you were dead, too!

[17daysolderthannes]

Damn, I was just about to delete your account since you were dead, too!

how dare you sir! My account will be retired like Michael Jordan's basketball number!

[TheEdge]

how dare you sir! My account will be retired like Michael Jordan's basketball number!

Did Joe just try to shit in your hat? :confused:

[17daysolderthannes]

Did Joe just try to shit in your hat? :confused:

ehhh, I think he tried to shit in my grave, actually.

[Karakasa-Obake]

That is quite possibly the creepiest thing I have ever seen.
Just look at his mouth while he is eating it.
*disgusted face.png*

[Da_Shocker]

Well u know this how I feel like Sonic is these days. Old and out of his prime he made a good comeback with the SA series but that was his last good game everything else is pure crap.

[Baloo]

Well I'm not surprised. Those cartoons were terrible.


Hey Hey, you shut your mouth. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog was a great show.

[Jesse813]

No Reason to get mad just cause your wrong Baloo. be a good sport and just accept the facts.

[jerry coeurl]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure only furries liked that show.

[Falxix]

Hey Hey, you shut your mouth. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog was a great show.


http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/127/pingasn.gif

[kool kitty89]

Hey Hey, you shut your mouth. Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog was a great show.

Here, here. AoSTH is classic. ;) And probably the most accurate of the Sonic Series to the games. (based on Genesis Sonic 2) :p


Yeah, I'm pretty sure only furries liked that show.

Umm I think you're probably thinking of the Saturday Morning "Sonic The Hedgerhog" show on CBS, started the same year as AoSTH (1993) and ran 2 seasons (though less than 1/2 the episodes AoSTH had as that was a weekday show). Both were produced by DiC though, but with consideably different animation style and quality. There was a comic that started in parallel with the SatAM show, which continues to this day. (produced by Archie Comics)

I hadly watched any of the SatAM show grwoing up, but I think I might have seen every episode of AoSTH.

[kool kitty89]

double post

[BetaWolf47]

And for the record I think chili dogs originated from AoSTH, though I think they're present in SatAm too, and definitely in Sonic Underground...
I think in the first episode of season 2. It began with Sonic infiltrating Robotnik's base, casually eating a chili dog.

[Rusty Venture]

http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/127/pingasn.gif


This is better:

http://www.sega-16.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=70&pictureid=432

[MN12BIRD]

I kinda thought it was funny only because I had no idea WTF was going on! Was that guy really handicap? Was there some kind of deep moral meaning behind a crippled Sonic eating a Chili Dog?

[kool kitty89]

I think in the first episode of season 2. It began with Sonic infiltrating Robotnik's base, casually eating a chili dog.

OK, so it started with AoSTH then. (and didn't apear on SatAm until the other was cancelled)

[Nunzio]

This is better:

http://www.sega-16.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=70&pictureid=432

http://i.imagehost.org/0722/hopeobamaposter.jpg

[17daysolderthannes]

I think in the first episode of season 2. It began with Sonic infiltrating Robotnik's base, casually eating a chili dog.

that's all find and good, don't go around in creepy half-assed costumes and then laugh when nothing funny is happening. I've seen Sonic costumes before, they were WAY better than that.

[Honey the Cat]

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Sarcasm-sarcasm-343353_300_300.jpg


first of all, youtube poop is awesome. That said, I only enjoy ones that employ clever sentence mixing, not random chopped/screwed abominations. Sorry, but I find the ability to take an innocent Sonic cartoon and make Robotnik talk about playing Game Boy and attacking with his penis with existing sound bites is fucking brilliant.

This video, however, is awful, in every way. It's creepy, not funny, and just bad bad bad bad bad.

There was a Playstation one with Robotnik shooting with his penis. Morshu also threw bombs at Link clones and stuff.
I didn't even last 10 seconds in the video posted in this thread.

[NeoVamp]

Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog = Sonic & Tails against Robotnik and his robots = Classic Sonic story.

Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series) = OMG LETS ADD AS MUCH FURBALLS TO THE MIX AS POSSIBLE!

Sonic Underground = lets create different colored hedgehogs, like a green one!

Sonic X = OMG ANIMUH AND DARK SONIC OMG SO EMO!




No thanks, I'll stick with Aosth, the rest just of those cartoons show exactly the reason why Sonic became shit.

[Honey the Cat]

SatAM was hugely popular, and I liked it for its dark and sinister atmosphere.
AOSTH I see as kinda childish, but then the Sonic series is geared towards children. It also spawned rampant penis PINGAS jokes on the internet.
I never saw Sonic Underground, so no comment.
Sonic X was made after Sonic made a downward spiral, and is as such crap.

[Falxix]

Sonic Underground = lets create different colored hedgehogs, like a green one!


Don't forget the unnecessary midpoint songs every TV show of the 90s had as a requirement.

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[kool kitty89]

that's all find and good, don't go around in creepy half-assed costumes and then laugh when nothing funny is happening. I've seen Sonic costumes before, they were WAY better than that.
Now this is a perfect example of that IMO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zOQq2N3xA
Z8zOQq2N3xA



Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog = Sonic & Tails against Robotnik and his robots = Classic Sonic story.

Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series) = OMG LETS ADD AS MUCH FURBALLS TO THE MIX AS POSSIBLE!

Sonic Underground = lets create different colored hedgehogs, like a green one!

Sonic X = OMG ANIMUH AND DARK SONIC OMG SO EMO!




No thanks, I'll stick with Aosth, the rest just of those cartoons show exactly the reason why Sonic became shit.

Agree, except I kind of respect SatAM's original storyline and dark atmosphere along with much stronger plot and higher production value than AoSTH, I didn't watch it much growing up though. Don't be flinded by the heavy presence of its characters in creepy fan material... (or the coresponding comic moving in that direction somewhat -apparenlty, and a Sonic X manga cross-over more recently...)

Only 2 things I kind of found cool about underground is Jaleel White continued as Sonic's voice, and Gary Chalk as Robotnik's voice. (Optimus Primal from Beast Wars, and also Grounder in AoSTH beleive it or not)

[Rusty Venture]

Sonic the Hedgehog (TV series) = OMG LETS ADD AS MUCH FURBALLS TO THE MIX AS POSSIBLE!

Pretty much the inspiration for the "Sonic Adventure" and beyond games, huh?

[kool kitty89]

Pretty much the inspiration for the "Sonic Adventure" and beyond games, huh?

Peter Morawiec actaully designed a concept/demo game based on the Saturday morning Sonic cartoon, but it didn't get off the ground.
http://www.sega-16.com/feature_page.php?id=83&title=Interview:%20Peter%20Morawiec
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[Rusty Venture]

That is indeed awesome, but my comment was more about Sonic and his 7,500 friends.

[kool kitty89]

Yeah... that was pretty prevalent in SA1 (particularly with all the playable characters), SA2 added more, but not really on top of most of th eprevious game's, so it didn't seem that much different... Heros is where they started going crazy with practically every sonic character from previous games and then added some more...

But I don't think anything matches that 2006 game... After that the more recent ones seem refreshing... I think some of the DS/GBA games were OK in this respect, I doubt the RPG was though... (especially Unleashed in that respect, way fewer characters, with sonic th eonly playable, and while Chip is pretty annoying, at least he won't be a recurring character)
We'll see how the 2D HD Sonic goes. ;)


Actually I'd say a game based on the best elements of the CBS show and Archie comics might be cool, except the track record isn't that good. (that old Genesis game could have been promising, so long as they put in a good number of traditional, fast paced levels as well -which had been the plan)
Hell, an AoSTH game could have been cool, except that's pretty well matched to Sonic 2 actually. (Metal_Sonic pointed out that Coconuts, Scratch, and Grounder are actually present in that game, or rather the badniks those characters were derived from) I've said it before, but a Sega CD FMV (not necessarily gameplay, but heavily cutscened) AoSTH game is a really weird though that crossed my mind...

[TmEE]

Peter Morawiec actaully designed a concept/demo game based on the Saturday morning Sonic cartoon, but it didn't get off the ground.
http://www.sega-16.com/feature_page.php?id=83&title=Interview:%20Peter%20Morawiec
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I would have loved to play that game

[17daysolderthannes]

Peter Morawiec actaully designed a concept/demo game based on the Saturday morning Sonic cartoon, but it didn't get off the ground.
http://www.sega-16.com/feature_page.php?id=83&title=Interview:%20Peter%20Morawiec


that looks awful! Sonic is supposed to run super fast and blitz through levels, why does everyone keep trying to screw that up? Every new game seems to want to slow Sonic down and add tedium. Sonic started slower than he should, hit a peak with Sonic 2 and Sonic CD (very good games to speed run), and progressively got slower, clunkier, and tied down with stupid plots that are unnecessary and don't make sense.

[TheEdge]

#1 - Why is Sonic in a wheel chair?

#2 - Him eating the chili dog almost made me barf

#3 - WHAT's WRONG WITH HUMANITY?

[Da_Shocker]

that looks awful! Sonic is supposed to run super fast and blitz through levels, why does everyone keep trying to screw that up? Every new game seems to want to slow Sonic down and add tedium. Sonic started slower than he should, hit a peak with Sonic 2 and Sonic CD (very good games to speed run), and progressively got slower, clunkier, and tied down with stupid plots that are unnecessary and don't make sense.

That looks well the graphics look great the gameplay just seems to be as slow as moleasses.

[kool kitty89]

that looks awful! Sonic is supposed to run super fast and blitz through levels, why does everyone keep trying to screw that up? Every new game seems to want to slow Sonic down and add tedium. Sonic started slower than he should, hit a peak with Sonic 2 and Sonic CD (very good games to speed run), and progressively got slower, clunkier, and tied down with stupid plots that are unnecessary and don't make sense.

If you reqad his coments, this was only one example of the gameplay, there were supposed to be a lot of fast paced, more traditional levels as well. makes sense being based on the show, a lot of action oriented stuff, but also a fair amount of stealth oriented.

[Pulstar]

http://www.chinagreenelvis.com/brainsharts/google/google-is-the.jpg

I shudder to think how bad Youtube trends would be...

[Rusty Venture]

"Bigfoot! He's real! I knew it! The Loch Ness Monster's book was right"

[17daysolderthannes]

"Bigfoot! He's real! I knew it! The Loch Ness Monster's book was right"

http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fry.jpg

"I see what you did there..."

[NeoVamp]

That Sonic SATAM video looks pretty sweet, but I'm glad it never happened,
and i feel that way for the following reasons :

1 - Like many other people i feel that Sonic is about speed, this game looks very slow.

2 - It looks too.. Western, which is the same problem i have with Sonic Spinball, the game looks okay but in a homebrew fangame kinda way,
it also doesn't help that the game feels sluggish, and i would not have been surprised if this game would also have played in a similar way.

Yeah I'm very glad this never happened, it would have probably started the Sonic + countless friends era even earlier,
maybe it would have even fucked up Sonic 3, because Sega would have probably asked them to put more Sonic friends into S3.


On the other hand I feel that Sega should have really copied Nintendo more,
there should have been a Sonic RPG and a Sonic Kart game on the Genesis,
and while this SATAM game looks like it could have been a contender for the slot of Sonic RPG,
I feel the game (had it been given the green light) should have been done by the Japanese side instead of the American side.

Because they understand the Sonic concept,
the American side should have focused on games like Comix Zone and the like.

Even now i still don't understand why the pinball stages in ALL Sonic games feel great,
while Sonic Spinball plays like a bad 90's flash game.

[Rusty Venture]

Yeah, I don't know why "Sonic Spinball" turned out to be total ass.

Maybe it was its American development?

[17daysolderthannes]

Yeah, I don't know why "Sonic Spinball" turned out to be total ass.

Maybe it was its American development?

because it's a huge conceptual step backwards. The whole premise of Sonic was to be a platformer inside a pinball machine, so making it literally a pinball game is just stupid.

[kool kitty89]

That Sonic SATAM video looks pretty sweet, but I'm glad it never happened,
and i feel that way for the following reasons :

1 - Like many other people i feel that Sonic is about speed, this game looks very slow.

OK, but again, that was't going to be the whole game, although I don't like th eperiodic scrolling so much. (standard smooth scrolling should have been fine, myabe break that at certain necessary points to keep certain things on screen, but otherwise fix that)


2 - It looks too.. Western, which is the same problem i have with Sonic Spinball, the game looks okay but in a homebrew fangame kinda way,
it also doesn't help that the game feels sluggish, and i would not have been surprised if this game would also have played in a similar way.

I disagree, I like th eart style (although it's obviously still a prototype), and the slow pace was not going to be all of the game. (or even 1/2 of it necessarily) Spinball is another issue...


Yeah I'm very glad this never happened, it would have probably started the Sonic + countless friends era even earlier,
maybe it would have even fucked up Sonic 3, because Sega would have probably asked them to put more Sonic friends into S3.

They were always supposed to be independent continuities, from the Start, hence the lack of relation with AoSTH (much closer to Sonic 2), despite both being produced by DiC. The ongoing comic book even excentuated this with a crossover miniseries...
Although that could have made things confusing, but really, there's not much of a plot or continuity to earlier Sonic games (or even current games for that matter), so that's not too much of an issue. Especially if this games remained US only.


On the other hand I feel that Sega should have really copied Nintendo more,
there should have been a Sonic RPG and a Sonic Kart game on the Genesis,
and while this SATAM game looks like it could have been a contender for the slot of Sonic RPG,
Any sonic RPG would likely have the same catylizing effect for his "million" friends though, but I agree on a cart/racing game, Street Racer looked pretty good. (better than wasting time on not 1, but 2 GG Sonic Drift games) On the Sega CD it could have been on par or superior to Super Mario Kart technically. (smooth scaled sprites, CD audio)


I feel the game (had it been given the green light) should have been done by the Japanese side instead of the American side. Because they understand the Sonic concept,
the American side should have focused on games like Comix Zone and the like.

I completely disagree about Japanese with the SatAM game... So long as you wanted it to be somewhat accurate to the show. Maybe have some help form Japanese programmers, but I think Peter Morawiec could have been perfect for the art design given Comix Zone. (and he did that demo/prototype himself in any case)
One drawback is if they used GEMS for the music, a number of games use it fairly well, but it's among the worst of the Genesis sound engines.


because it's a huge conceptual step backwards. The whole premise of Sonic was to be a platformer inside a pinball machine, so making it literally a pinball game is just stupid.

Yeah, I think some areas in Sonic CD take that too far even, the Special Stages in Sonic 1 can get tedious as well in that respect, but still fun at least. (and only a small part of the game, unlike spinball)