View Full Version : Troll 2 Watch it NOW!!!! It's that bad
03-03-2006, 08:59 PM
I recently watched the absolutely terrible film Troll 2. The production values are so bad that you can't help but laugh at the paper sacks that the "Trolls" (They are really goblins) wear. Heck, the dad in the film is a dentist (That is what the actor's job is in real life is). What's next me acting (And I am probably as bad as this dude). The funniest scene is when the family first goes to Nilbog (It's goblin spelled backwards) and the kid urinates on the food as the decision to prevent his family from turning green. The out of place nerd is also a very funny character. The musical score has nothing to do with horror and was probably done by a five year old on a Casio keyboard from the 80's. This is the absolute WORST movie I have ever seen. This is also number 5 on imdb's bottom 100 and one of the worst films not to appear on MST3K.
03-03-2006, 09:59 PM
Troll 1 and 2 are both THAT funny.
He pees on the food...I laughed my ass off..
...and everyone is eating something that's colored GREEN. The name of the town is NILBOG. (Goblin spelled backwards)
The redneck Arkansas acting skills are about as lively as Clinton's High School days...
Seeing a white chick trying to dance in front of a mirror is the reason why white chicks can't dance...
Oh and the potential stalker "Grandpa" who appears every now and then...
Not to mention the creepy chick with BAD dental hygene....and dark circles under her eyes...to the point where even the mother thinks nothing is wrong with it...is PRICELESS!
Oh and I don't know about you, but 4 guys in a trailer....alone? wearing loud 90's colors and headbands? a 90 minute gay joke waiting to happen...
And everyone covered in green jello..and if some stranger offers you FREE milk...you know there's something stupid going down in NILBOG, ARKANSAS! Uh yuck!
03-05-2006, 03:49 AM
Ugh, yeah my roommate bought the DVD of this last year and I had heard so many bad things about it, you can't help but watch this trainwreck of a movie.
It is THAT damn bad. Those are two ours of my life I won't get back, but you don't watch this movie to be entertained. You watch it to see just how bad films can get.
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