What the fuck?

[Baloo]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Debate#How_to_debate_on_Sega-16.com_and_on_other_websites_with_retarded_fanboys _who_don.27t_know_shit_about_technology.2C_but_pre tend_they_know_all_because_they_sit_at_home_readin g_Wikipedia_all_day_long.



How to debate on Sega-16.com and on other websites with retarded fanboys who don't know shit about technology, but pretend they know all because they sit at home reading Wikipedia all day long.

Step 1- look for someone who either has a different opinion than you, or for someone who doesn't say the same thing you read at wikipedia.

Step 2- Yell the hell at him, because you think he's an idiot, just because he doesn't like the games you like, and he must not be able to read just because he didn't say what Wikipedia told you.

Step 3 - Give them a link to the wikipedia you got your information from and claim "You have no sources!!!! See I'm correct because wikipedia says it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Step 4 - Make up your own social rules and/or rules of debate, and accuse the so-called "idiot" for not following them. Example "It was fine that you have an opinion, but the fact that contradicted yourself by saying, "it's just my opinion" and then CLAIMING "the game sucks" is total fucking bullshit, you said it was an opinion and you then acted like it is a fact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You can really piss people off that way, and other dumbass idiots like you will like you.

Fortunately, this method of Debate is easily countered. When threatened with this attack, the defender can nullify it entirely by posting passive-aggressively on an entirely unrelated website, such as Uncyclopedia. The opposing player, who almost certainly doesn't read said website or even care what the defender thinks, will noneless be somehow devestated by this witty and incisive repartee. Rest assured that the editors of most websites place the game of Debate in highest regard, and are unlikely to delete an entry merely because it is of interest to a vanishingly small minority of the population.
[edit] How to debate on Uncyclopedia when facing vandalism from people who care what Internet fanboys on Sega-16.com think

Fortunately, this method of debate is easily countered. Should someody initiate a round of Debate by gaying up Uncyclopedia with an ill-thought-out passive-aggressive rant about Sega-16.com fanboys, the best defence is a well-judged rant of equal but opposite passive aggression in -- and this is the masterstroke -- the exact same article. Your opponent, who almost certainly just logged onto Uncyclopedia to vent their spleen and doesn't read said website or even care with you think, will nontheless be somehow devestated by this witty and incisive repartee. Rest assured that Uncyclopedia's editors place the game of Debate in highest regard, and are unlikely to delete an entry merely because it is of interest to a vanishingly small minority of the population.

What the hell is this?

[Robivy64]

Probably the rants of someone who has been banned.

And holds a sandy vagina.

Basically: ignore.

[Iron Lizard]

It is editable( Is that a real word?).

[havok666]

Really, who cares?

[Nunzio]

It is false anyways because it does not include either Raul Julia or Christopher Lambert. I defy anyone to find a single 'all-day' debate where neither of those figures are mentioned.

[Honey the Cat]

Ignore. Don't feed the trolls, it only empowers the situation.

[Rusty Venture]

Apparently nobody here has ever read "Uncyclopedia" before.

[jamesdude]

Dont pay attention to this site guys, we arent the only ones that got shit on.

[Rusty Venture]

Take (1) The Onion
Add (1) Wikipedia
Mix thoroughly

And you get "Uncyclopedia"

[Devil N]

Gee, I wonder who could have written that... :roll:

Nevermind that discussions here aren't any different from... say, any other message board on the entire frickin' internet.

[vintagegamecrazy]

What is the point of that site, for real??? Baloo, why did you need to waste time finding a site like that?

[Rusty Venture]

The point? Absurd humor.

Honestly, has nobody ever been there?

[Tears of Ash]

I prefer encyclopedia dramatica to Uncyclopedia's humor. Unc just seems like it's trying to hard.

Anyways, I wouldn't worry about it too much. Plenty of sites/people end up on places like that. The sooner one learns to laugh at it, the less you get written about.

If you're established enough of a site it's likely to happen that you'll end up at un/ed. Heck, one of my good friends ended up on ed for something. My username was on a screenshot of a forum they were making fun of once. I felt proud.

It does seem kinda dumb to write one of these articles. Of course, an admin could always go look at the edit history of the page, and match the IPs. You know, smoke the user out so we can all make fun of them in return.

[Dunn]

http://pici.se/pictures/bbbqhMNnD.jpg

[Baloo]

What is the point of that site, for real??? Baloo, why did you need to waste time finding a site like that?

I was actually trying to look up information on that Sega-16 Wikipedia thing where the guy argued it wasn't a good site to use, and I came up with that.

[Robivy64]

Honestly, has nobody ever been there?

No. Why would anybody go there...

[Rusty Venture]

That could be said about any website.

I dunno why people are getting their panties in a wad over a website that isn't anywhere near serious. If Melf comes in here talking about how damaging it is to this place, then worry. Until then there is nothing to worry about.

[Robivy64]

That could be said about any website.


Sure, but I try to avoid websites designed to pique the interests of:

http://bookreviewsbybobbie.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/troll.jpg

[jamesdude]

Sure, but I try to avoid websites designed to pique the interests of:

http://bookreviewsbybobbie.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/troll.jpg

If there is an Edit button on the articles of that site, why dont someone here just vandalize some of thier articles. as long as you dont resgister they cant find out who did it. (providing thier editing is like Wiki's guest editing)

[Rusty Venture]

Sure, but I try to avoid websites designed to pique the interests of:

http://bookreviewsbybobbie.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/troll.jpg

Well you worry about it, and I'll continue taking it with a grain of salt.

[Knuckle Duster]

Well you worry about it, and I'll continue taking it with a grain of salt.

Well, out of bordem I looked at it enough to pull an edit mode

I doubt my IP was tagged to it though since I didn't change anything. I'd say only the titles were changed, but don't see a version history for the wiki.

"Meh" ... :?

Trolls will be trolling.

[jerry coeurl]

Anyone who gets butthurt over a site like Uncyclopedia deserves it.

[Honey the Cat]

Agreed. Sydlexia has way better trolls anyway.

[NeoVamp]

The edit was made April 29th, so its pretty old already.

[vintagegamecrazy]

Be it time to let this thread join the dodo, is it not?

[jamesdude]

Hey you guys i just looked on the page, apparently TheEdge left a message/edit.

[Rusty Venture]

http://static.open.salon.com/files/peter_gabriel_so_cd_cover1245434407.jpg

[Knuckle Duster]

Hey you guys i just looked on the page, apparently TheEdge left a message/edit.

99.16.53.119 is nowhere near NYC and I don't see him working on hiding it, or being childish enough to continue it. ;)

If that IP address is linked to any users here directly, mods should point them out for 'not using a proxy, while criticizing technical knowledge.'

Regardless, someone should lock this before Peter Gabriel destroys us all with his devil music.

[Rusty Venture]

How dare you Sir!

If my helicopter wasn't in the shop, I'd challenge you to a helicopter duel.

Peter Gabriel > this thread.

[Knuckle Duster]

How dare you Sir!

If my helicopter wasn't in the shop, I'd challenge you to a helicopter duel.

Helicopter?

I assume you're referring to how you habitually wear a propeller hat and whistle the theme to 'Airwolf' while running around public places.
No Rusty, I dare not duel on those terms. I have too much self respect, you win by default.

[Joe Redifer]

99.16.53.119 is the IP of Jamesdude.

[Knuckle Duster]

99.16.53.119 is the IP of Jamesdude.

Figured as much.
He already 'signatured' insulting posts, pretending to be me, & edge, inciting bullshit flamage on a newcomers guestbook.

Grade school stuff. :lol:



How to debate on Sega-16.com and on other websites with retarded fanboys who don't know shit about technology, but pretend they know all because they sit at home reading Wikipedia all day long

Awesome fail biscuits you cooked up there jamesdude.
Research this word & it's meaning for future endeavors: "Proxy."

[Rusty Venture]

Helicopter?

I assume you're referring to how you habitually wear a propeller hat and whistle the theme to 'Airwolf' while running around public places.

I'll have you know its been a good 4 days since I last did this.



I gotta admit...the "example" with Black & White was pretty good. Every debate need at least *one* quote from a dead Greek.

[jamesdude]

its funny how after one little edit (which was intended to be a joke if i may ad), you guys automaticaly think i wrote the entire article. No wonder people think you guys are retarded. Im outta here.........

[jamesdude]

oh and by the way ive added something to that list..........."Step 5 - The retarded fanboys of Sega-16 will automaticaly blame people for anything negative things said about them. Also they will cry like little pussies over little things. Especially users like Knuckle Duster and HoneyTheCat."

[Rusty Venture]

I guess this is in order then?

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/williamshatner2.jpg



Still not sure what all the butthurt is for.

[Robivy64]

Wait, you guys are still here?

[Devil N]

I can't believe this topic got dignified with a third page.

Seriously...

http://www.neowin.net/forum/fun/room_of_those_who_care.jpg

[Honey the Cat]

its funny how after one little edit (which was intended to be a joke if i may ad), you guys automaticaly think i wrote the entire article. No wonder people think you guys are retarded. Im outta here.........

Good. We dun't need yor kind 'round these parts. Git outta here ya varmint.
This is not about his attack(s) on me/Knuckle "Fucker" Duster, but calling us retarded.

[Phantar]

I can't help but notice that one of the 2 only rules of Uncyclopedia is "Don't be a dick".

I wonder if "childish retaliation" counts towards dickishness.

I also can't help but wonder how someone can blow up and think Knuckle Duster represents "all you guys from Sega-16".

I mean, where's the sense of proportion?

Also, hadn't jamesdude been banned once already for suddenly blowing up and insulting people left and right without discernable reason?

[hydroMorphoneMat]

Knuckle duster just has a letter that's in everyones name so he IS everyone? Some cases 2!!!!

I'm just going to finish my 40oz mickeys and eat these cold chicken wings

[havok666]

its funny how after one little edit (which was intended to be a joke if i may ad), you guys automaticaly think i wrote the entire article. No wonder people think you guys are retarded. Im outta here.........

Peace bro.

[Metal_Sonic]

Good night sweet prince R.I.P

[Smii]

Im outta here.........

48_S5WpHIXE

And then he are DIED. LolololoolololoL!!!!11 :p:p:D:p

...

[Knuckle Duster]

Well, out of bordem I looked at it enough to pull an edit mode

I doubt my IP was tagged to it though since I didn't change anything. I'd say only the titles were changed, but don't see a version history for the wiki.

"Meh" ... :?

Trolls will be trolling.



its funny how after one little edit (which was intended to be a joke if i may ad), you guys automaticaly think i wrote the entire article. No wonder people think you guys are retarded. Im outta here.........

No, I assumed the article was contextually edited, via the titles. :)


oh and by the way ive added something to that list..........."Step 5 - The retarded fanboys of Sega-16 will automaticaly blame people for anything negative things said about them. Also they will cry like little pussies over little things. Especially users like Knuckle Duster and HoneyTheCat."

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/32/Oh_the_Drama.jpg

[Honey the Cat]

Helicopter?

I assume you're referring to how you habitually wear a propeller hat and whistle the theme to 'Airwolf' while running around public places.
No Rusty, I dare not duel on those terms. I have too much self respect, you win by default.

My new signature.

[jamesdude]

I can't help but notice that one of the 2 only rules of Uncyclopedia is "Don't be a dick".

I wonder if "childish retaliation" counts towards dickishness.

I also can't help but wonder how someone can blow up and think Knuckle Duster represents "all you guys from Sega-16".

I mean, where's the sense of proportion?

Also, hadn't jamesdude been banned once already for suddenly blowing up and insulting people left and right without discernable reason?

I had a reason to insult people you fucking retard, did your mother have mental retardation too when she gave birth to your stupid ass? I bet she did. *hits chest* DEE DEE DEE!, FUCK SEGA 16 AND YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS. CRYBABIES!

[Robivy64]

noobs...

[Knuckle Duster]

:roll:
I'm at a loss for words, outside of repeating the thread's title.
I don't like to stutter either, so I suppose I'll leave it at that.

[Honey the Cat]

LMFAO! Jamesdude was banned.

[hydroMorphoneMat]

I had a reason to insult people you fucking retard, did your mother have mental retardation too when she gave birth to your stupid ass? I bet she did. *hits chest* DEE DEE DEE!, FUCK SEGA 16 AND YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS. CRYBABIES!

I'm far from a crybaby ur just coming off like my girlfriend on pms, a total fucking bitch.

Fuck he's banned.

I don't even know anyone. So he's more of a bitch. Go myspace about it

[hydroMorphoneMat]

I'd like to fight him, the booze ain't helpin.g

[Rusty Venture]

I think its time to take off and nuke this thread from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[Knuckle Duster]

Rusty's right, lets nuke this thread & move on to busting ghosts elsewhere.

[Phantar]

Wow. Mental Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeltdown.

[qwerty]

teest

[Youngie]

Never liked him anyway...

Karma is good. jamesdude told me I'd be banned from this forum and then he got banned http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/happy/happy0194.gif

[Honey the Cat]

He reminded me of this XFighter guy I have on msn.

[Honey the Cat]

I'm far from a crybaby ur just coming off like my girlfriend on pms, a total fucking bitch.

Fuck he's banned.

I don't even know anyone. So he's more of a bitch. Go myspace about it

He'll likely make an alt and continue trolling, so he'll probably see your post. That's what trolls do.

[Jesse813]

LMFAO! Jamesdude was banned.
Good He Deserved it w/ the way he was going off like that.

I think its time to take off and nuke this thread from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
Other than that I Agree w/ Rusty

[Devil N]

That's actually the second time Jamesdude was banned (that I know of, at least). I think he's trying to set a record.

[Rusty Venture]

Forget swine flu, there seems to be an epidemic of "petulant" going around.

Especially here in "Site & Forum Feedback".

[TheRollingStoner]

I had a reason to insult people you fucking retard, did your mother have mental retardation too when she gave birth to your stupid ass? I bet she did. *hits chest* DEE DEE DEE!, FUCK SEGA 16 AND YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS. CRYBABIES!
Wow, doing the Carlos Mencia thing is definitely ban-worthy and it shows the utmost of maturity. Good riddance.

[Dunn]

Not to flame or anything, but i'm just curious as to why Robivy64 was banned? I seem to miss all the bans in action. Tried lookin' at his posts, but couldn't really find anything controversial, but I might have overlooked something.

[Smii]

He'll likely make an alt and continue trolling, so he'll probably see your post. That's what trolls do.

Insider knowledge? :cool:

What is an aqua hedgehog anyway? I thought in scientific trials they all drowned, so there's no such thing.

[Rusty Venture]

An Aqua Hedgehog is something that attempts *three* bans at Sega-16.

Aqua Hedgehog - banned
Aqua Vista - Banned
Honey the Aqua Hedgehog - living on borrowed time.

But "Aqua Vista" probably should have been banned for the sole reason that the name sounds like some sort of hair gel. :p


Not to flame or anything, but i'm just curious as to why Robivy64 was banned? I seem to miss all the bans in action. Tried lookin' at his posts, but couldn't really find anything controversial, but I might have overlooked something.

Robivy64 posted a picture, 17days quoted the picture. Robivy64 changed the regular picture to one of porn related stuff and 17days got banned.

17days no longer banned. Robivy64 banned because *he* posted porn and/or did some stuff to make someone else get banned/posted porn. Only Joe knows for sure.

That is today's Sega-16 gossip.

[TheRollingStoner]

Anyone gonna miss JamesDUD? No? That's what I thought.

[Devil N]

James who?

But now Christuserloeser is also banned for quoting that same picture in the topic where we were discussing the banning of 17days. Talk about irony...