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    Default Do you standup to pee or sitdown to pee?

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    Do you standup to pee or sitdown to pee?
    Im sick of standing and aiming, I just sit now its nice to have a sit down

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    Depends where. If at a urinal or public bathroom I stand, at home or friends' house I sit down. Main reason is I'm 6'4", at that height, the piss picks up a lot of momentum and you get splashback and I don't like to leave piss stains behind. ... Why are we talking about this?

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    I stand to piss, I find if I sit and tuck my dick in to piss it sometimes flails around and touches the porcelain, and I hate that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by mick_aka View Post
    I stand to piss, I find if I sit and tuck my dick in to piss it sometimes flails around and touches the porcelain, and I hate that.
    HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I hate that man!

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    This takes me back to The Long Kiss Goodnight.

    Also... Why does it matter?

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    I Stand. its the only right way for men to pee.

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    Stand, for I am a manly man doing manly things with my manly parts. With my aim straight and true, I tinkle like a pro and grin down upon the bowel in a victorious stance as I see not a drop of moisture on the seat upon completion. For I am just that damn good!


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    Stand of course, AND i shake it more than 3 times.
    Hey, i'm old & so's my plumbing.

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    Standing up. Because I'm not a fruitcake.

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    Do you standup to pee or sitdown to pee?
    That's not a YES or NO question!

    If you say YES to THAT QUESTION... Your saying YES to stand and YES to sit....

    And my answer is YES... I do both! I sit in the middle of the night when I can barely stand!!
    But all day long if I go, I stand! Saves time!

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    Is this really just a question trying to say:

    Are you a man, a woman, or a wuss?
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    I only sit if I also have to go diarrhea at the same time. The reason for that is because as I am going diarrhea I am usually peeing simultaneously. So I have two powerful liquid streams coming out of two different holes at the same time. It is a very relieving feeling! But normally I stand when I pee or poo... usually on my head.

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    I imagine that getting projectile diarrhea into the toilet while standing would require a complex system of mirrors...


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    i cant really answer the poll its like asking do you like red or blue answer yes or no?

    i stand and yes a dangly hiting the porcelan is kinda shocking

    but if i'm dropping a dookie and i have to pee i dont stand up spin around and pee i'll let loose with it and make turd pee soup in the bowl

    what i have for a question do you go over the top or do you unzip and go through the weenie window in the briefs

    like say i have a belt on and a good zipper i'll kind of go over the top of the underwear band and through the zip port but if i'm wearing button fly i go over the top on both

    infact i dont think ive ever gone through the weenie window in my underwear boxers or briefs

    one time i had to go real bad and i just went out of the leg hole

    but i was wearing kind of short shorts at the time and was in danger of a sack flash


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