So I was chilling and shit with a few females when this motherfucker comes up. He tries to steal my women and looking at him, I could tell it was better to let him have them since this guy was the fucking epitome of ALPHA but me being a dumb fucking beta faggot, I try to fight him. It was more of a pride thing, I wasn't going to fuck any of the bitches but like a dumbass, I try to defend the women since they expected to fight this dude and cheered me on. I know how to fight I thought, I've trained in boxing.
How fucking wrong of me to try to step to this dude. Wham! I get knocked the fuck out after one single punch. When I came to, my wallet was gone, they stole my Jordans, and I'm not sure but I might have gotten pissed on. I checked and I know the identity of the badass motherfucker that wrecked my shit.
He's the guy on the right of the picture
He's 5'2 of badass crip mofo. For the love of god, if you see him walking down the street, just give him whatever he wants.