Sometimes, a company gets too complacent with its properties, and decides to farm them out. Big mistake. The result is almost never good, as demonstrated by the horrible Journey from Darkness: Strider Returns by U.S. Gold. It took everything the original game did well and buried it up deep, deep in the Earth, and what was released was decidedly un-Strider-like. We spent some time with it to spare you some pain, and our full review will hopefully save the fragile psyches of Strider fans everywhere.