Shadow Dancer

[sheath]

Shadow Dancer doesn't need Red Bull, he's the source.

[daminmancejin2]

I watched it. How do you find this sister? I've only fought the original.

it was hard to fight her azz omg all those saw's she throwing

[oldskool]

How many times has someone said "I can't believe this thread is still going" in this thread?

[sheath]

I don't know, but if I were Shadow Dancer I would sell everything I have and give it to whoever I wanted to, because I wouldn't ever need anything.

[sheath]

This might have already been posted, but I was just thinking how awesome it is that the Genesis got its own spiritual sequel to the original Shinobi.

[daminmancejin2]

This might have already been posted, but I was just thinking how awesome it is that the Genesis got its own spiritual sequel to the original Shinobi.

he knows Shadow Dancer is the best game ever on the sega genesis!!!

[Zebbe]

Hey Damin,

I beat Shadow Dancer a few weeks ago. It's a really cool game. Thanks for the recommendation .

[old man]

One time I was walking in the woods and a bear attacked me. My copy of Shadow Dancer fell out of my pocket, and that bear took one look at it then ran away with its tail between its legs.

[Zebbe]

^I know that feel, bro. Before I go out, I always make sure to have my Shadow Dancer copy on the shelf, because if I bring it, it won't be long until horny bitches attack me and demand hot sex.

[Breetai]

I was walking around in the Texas desert, kicking a cactus, when Chuck freaking Norris told me to leave that cactus alone. I told him no, and said "what are you going to do about it, Ranger?" He did a back flip into the air, about 1000 feet up, and came down at me fist-first. He punched me right in the heart. However, I was still standing and Chuck freaking Norris was on the ground crying like a little baby who wasn't named Hank (or Hanko). Why? Because I had a copy of Shadow Dancer in my left shirt pocket.

[old man]

^^Was the label facing out with the cover facing him when he kicked you? If it was then I bet he broke a leg and his balls exploded.

[Breetai]

^^Was the label facing out with the cover facing him when he kicked you? If it was then I bet he broke a leg and his balls exploded.

No, the label was facing me. All he did was fall down and cry like a little baby, because his attack had no effect. Lucky for him, right? Otherwise, his balls would have exploded.

[Mr Smith]

The other day I was in, like, World War II and was secretly dropped into Berlin when I went into a German bunker and there was, like, Hitler and shit in there and I was all like "OMGZ that's, like, Hitler" and there was, like, war and shit going on all around, but I had my copy of Shadow Dancer on me and like there was, like, a Mega Drive prototype. So I plugged in my copy of Shadow Dancer and showed off my skillz to Hitler and he was like, "OMG if this chap can, like, crush armies of 16-bit ninjas then what chance does the remainder of the Third Reich have against the allies?" and so after seeing the dog on Shadow Dancer be all awesome and Hilter was, like, totally jealous and he had Blondi killed because she didn't kill ninjas like the dog is Shadow Dancer. Then because Hitler realised I, like, disrespected him so much because of the war and shit went and shot himself because he couldn't take being so disrespected by somebody so awesome at Shadow Dancer and I was like "OMGZ Hitler just shot himself" and I like went around doing the loser sign to all the Nazi's because, like, whatever Hitler was, like, dead or some shit.

So there you have it friends, that is the tale of how Mr Smith and Shadow Dancer ended World War II in Europe. If you are all lucky I will regail you with the yarn of how Mr Smith and Shadow Dancer fared in the sequel "World War II 2" where myself and Shadow Dancer did battle against Super Hitler and genetically enhanced CommieNazis.

[sheath]

If one of these aging frat-boys they call Presidential candidates would reveal Shadow Dancer would be on the cabinet I would probably vote for him/her.

[old man]

Screw that, Shadow Dancer for president. He'll end world hunger and make everybody rich.