This should be okay to post here. I just saw a link on the Soldat forums to a funny Wiki take-off with some great Sega-related articles and images:
1In the beginning Sega created the heaven and the earth. 2And the earth was without form, and void; and 16-Bit Graphics were upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Sega moved upon the face of the waters. 3And Sega said, Let there be light: and there was Wonderboy in Monsterland. 4And Sega saw the light, that it was good: and Sega divided the light from the darkness, thus creating Alex Kidd. 5And Sega called the light Day, and the darkness he called Sega Time. And the evening and the morning were the first day, when he chilled and played Super-Hang-On for a while. 6And Sega said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the graphics, and let it the side scrolling beat-em-ups from the normal style beat-em-ups. 7And Sega made the firmament, and divided the games which were under the firmament from the Streets of Rage which were above the firmament: and it was so. 8And Sega called the firmament Sonic the Hedgehog.
One day, the events of the first three Mega Man games unfolded in the Genesis world. Immediately after this, Dr. Wily blackmailed God to create the Holy Trinity of Robots: Buster Rod.G, Mega Water.S, and Hyper Storm.H. This forced Mega Man to repeatedly go back to Dr. Light's lab for weapons and items he aquired during his previous adventures, though Dr. Light decided to be an asshole and did not let Mega Man leave until he gets at least one item, regardless of weather or not he got a weapon. Soon Mega Man came face to face with the Genesis Unit. Although Buster Rod.G went as far as to fight him twice, they were all singlehandedly defeated. Having disgraced Wily, and upon their subsequent disowning, the Genesis Unit hid themselves from the world for many years, only to re-emerge recently as the rap group known as Buster Rod.G and the Funky Fresh Gang.
"Ah, those were the days. Too bad their story is only free for Europe and Japan, while America had to subscribe to the Sega Channel, which is sadly now defunct."
~ God on the Genesis Unit
Space Channel 5 is a toxin developed by Chanel, a Parisian perfume organization in Paris. It is largely responsible for the rhythmic gymnastics invasion of the Olympics and causing several wars throughout the galaxy. When sprayed from a standard French perfume bottle in the Parisian town 'Paris' in France, the person on the recieving end begins to dance like an Egyptian (a town in France, Paris.)
A market researcher for Space Channel 5, named Ulala (real name Apollo 13), brought peace to these wars in the year 20XX, the year of the jaguar.
The neat thing about this Wiki site is that anyone can edit it without registering an account. A number of articles tend to be tinged in Nintendo's favor. Let's change that.