Okay so I met this girl last night and we got good and drunk together, took her back to my room. Being as it was taking so long she decided to let me in the back door. It just went right in no lube or anything, and it came out clean more or less, kinda like in porn. But unlike in a porno, she went to the bathroom and screamed, she crapped blood afterward. So I took her to the I NOVA, and she didn’t want me to stay there, in case she had to call her dad, so she kissed me goodbye. Now I’m home, and I’m just wondering if I like seriously injured this girl.
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11-21-2010, 02:25 AM #1Ripped Emo Outrunner
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1st time in her back door, is there like a doctor around?
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11-21-2010, 02:33 AM #3Nemo my name forever more Master of Shinobi
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But seriously, it's probably just a blood vessel, nothing major. Unless she has colitis.
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11-21-2010, 02:40 AM #4Do you have TP??? Raging in the Streets
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It's probably a tear. But wow, I know I've drank quite a bit tonight, but I had to do a double take as to what I just read. Not something I'd expect to see on here.
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11-21-2010, 02:40 AM #5Ripped Emo Outrunner
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[QUOTE=Waterfaller;318457But seriously, it's probably just a blood vessel, nothing major. Unless she has colitis.[/QUOTE]what's colitis?
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11-21-2010, 02:42 AM #6Do you have TP??? Raging in the Streets
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11-21-2010, 02:44 AM #7Ripped Emo Outrunner
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can say right now, hasn't got that
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11-21-2010, 02:47 AM #8Nemo my name forever more Master of Shinobi
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Oh, good. My dad has it, and let me tell you, it's nasty business. Originally Posted by drunkex
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11-21-2010, 02:48 AM #9Do you have TP??? Raging in the Streets
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Like I said, it's probably a tear in the tissue/muscle.
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I still can't believe what I just read. I know this is the "Off Topic" sub-forum but geez......LOLLast edited by Cornholio857; 11-21-2010 at 03:07 AM.
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11-21-2010, 02:58 AM #10inspiried Scott Pilgrim
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11-21-2010, 02:59 AM #11Grand Duke of Nukem Master of Shinobi
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You're lucky you didn't give her a pink sock doing shit like that. Always lube up son, and not just for her. Anyways, like the guys said, she'll probably be ok. Maybe a hemorrhoid or something?
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11-21-2010, 03:04 AM #12Nemo my name forever more Master of Shinobi
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AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGH! XD Originally Posted by Nunzio
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Yeah, lube definitely would have made a difference here, I think. Without, that's a whole lot of friction going on.
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For someone who newly joined a Sega forum, all your five posts so far give me the impression you're not that much into Sega as you are..other areas :P
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The moment she came out of the bathroom and told you what happened, you should have cried out, "Oh God! I ALMOST STABBED YOU TO DEATH WITH MY DICK!" and then run out the door.
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11-21-2010, 03:08 AM #15Do you have TP??? Raging in the Streets
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Don't give her one. LOL
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