1st time in her back door, is there like a doctor around?

[drunkex]

For someone who newly joined a Sega forum, all your five posts so far give me the impression you're not that much into Sega as you are..other areas :P

I was a sega kid backin the day though, I owned a genny, a sega cd, 32x, and saturn all within the first year they came out.

[drunkex]

The moment she came out of the bathroom and told you what happened, you should have cried out, "Oh God! I ALMOST STABBED YOU TO DEATH WITH MY DICK!" and then run out the door.

and just left her in my house?

[Nunzio]

and just left her in my house?

That would have been a great story. You have to start living your life properly, once you get a little older you do things just because of story potential. You know, leave almost enough gas in the tank, take almost enough cash... because one day when you're old, all you'll have are stories. And this one is almost great.

[Cornholio857]

Yep. Some of the best stories I've ever heard are from Seniors. Alot of the ones I've heard give you a WTF moment.

[The Coop]

and just left her in my house?

Yep.

It would have left you both with a tale that had a humorous/strange ending, and God knows life needs a few "What the fuck?" moments to share with others.

[old man]

Jesus Christ. What kind of retarded shit head joins a forum, makes less than a handful of posts, then proceeds to tell everyone about their romp down the hershey highway that results in some drunk girl bleeding out her ass and needing to be taken to the hospital? What the fuck is wrong with you?

[KALuther]

She will probably be fine....man....of all places to ask something like this, a forum dedicated to video games? lol

[drunkex]

where would be the apropriate place to ask about something like that?

[The Coop]

GameFAQS.

[drunkex]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

well I am mildly autistic

[Nunzio]

GameFAQS.

Hahahaha! That's some funny Coop!

But in all seriousness, we worship Raul Julia, argue about Nicki Minaj and Snooki, and play Sega Genesis.

Don't demean our forum man. [/sarchasm]

Plus it's not like he's selling DVDs of his collection!

[drunkex]

DVDs of his collection?

[Nunzio]

Some other guy joined the forum to pitch DVDs he made where he talks about his giant collection or something. He was basically lynched for not attempting to be a member of the community before hawking stuff.

You should write a submission for Reader Roundtable or write a review for the site. The Reader Roundtable is easy and fun, and will show people you are a Sega fan.

[KillerBean2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colitis

I got that. A mild version (thank the gods!!), but it still sucks. I can tell you that even a tiny rip gives off a lot of blood. It probably looked a lot worse than it was. The girl will be fine

Did you use a condom? Boning strangers in the ass with no condom and no lube is the fastest way to get HIV

[drunkex]

Did you use a condom? Boning strangers in the ass with no condom and no lube is the fastest way to get HIV

no, I did not