seeking mr smith's advice in a matter

[drunkex]

and maybe the advice of others as well.. So I have achieved it, I now have six pack abs, I’m ripped. I am however unemployed and will have to go on public assistance soon. I’m also kind of crushing on an 18 year old who lives in my area. I see her almost every day, and I usually say hi to her, then I just walk on because I just feel I have nothing to offer her. Other than a now ripped bod and straight white teeth I don’t even know that I’m that good looking, I can’t even afford to buy her coffee or something. how can a man with social problems date without spending money.. what should I do?

[Mr Smith]

You have two options:
"Shit, I've left my wallet at home." - Pretend as if you've just confessed to having no penis when saying this and she'll fall for your sensitivity.
"Would you like to go for a walk?" - This one is free and women seem to believe it be romantic.

Also, you have clearly evolved your body from something feeble into a state of ripped, but not done the same with your mind. She can be the judge of what you have to offer, stop being such an emotional wimp and ask her for a coffee: The worst thing she can say is no, so let's look at that: You're currently not with her, if you say nothing you'll never get with her and if she rejects you then you lose nothing. Besides, it says on your profile that you're 30 and she's 18, other than being 12 years younger she probably has nothing substantial to offer you.

In conclusion: MAN UP!

Vote Smith.

[Kamahl]

There should be a Dr. Mr. Smith sticky thread in the off topic section, where Mr. Smith gives valuable life advice to his future minions so they'll be useful, strong workers in his regime.

[Phantar]

This has been a free advice by Mr. Smith, wise sage of modern customs, constant demander of bannings, and inventor of sliced bread.

This advice best goes down with a cup of tea. Crumpets are optional.

Keep an eye on your monocle.

Vote Smith.

[ShadowHawk]

WA HAR HAR HAR

to original poster: you need martial training my friend, best way to unite body, spirit and mind.

[StarMist]

WA HAR HAR HAR

to original poster: you need martial training my friend, best way to unite body, spirit and mind.

Or you could just approach her shirtless and bearing a kukri like our friend here.

[drunkex]

Or you could just approach her shirtless and bearing a kukri like our friend here.

Should I approach her it likely will be shirtless, I'm sure I can find an excuse for that, no kukri though.

[Guntz]

Mr. Smith is a hack. I'm way better at dishing out advice.

[drunkex]

Mr. Smith is a hack. I'm way better at dishing out advice.

then what do you suggest?

[StarMist]

Let me guess: "Kill all weeaboos!!!"

[drunkex]

what's a weeaboo?

[StarMist]

what's a weeaboo?

You should actually be able to find your answer by searching for your own question.
Damn, I tried to find it.......
Anyway it apparently means 'japanophile' and was brought up by Guntz in a recent fit against imports, though I'm not sure in the Imports thread.

[Guntz]

@Drunkex: Well, first of all it's hard to offer advice that hasn't already been said at this point. Though I will say this. Personally I don't understand why you need money in order to get a girl. Just strike up a conversation with her and see if she even likes you. Women shouldn't love a guy because he has money and is willing to treat her constantly... Though unfortunately that seems to happen a lot.

@StarMist: You're the only person who's brought up weeaboos in this thread. Grow up.

... Actually, going over the tone of your posts and accounting your posted age... I get the feeling you're really offended by my mentioning of japanophiles and weeaboos... Maybe because you are!

[Hiarcs]

Yeah, cash its a factor only, not decisive in itself if other factors are of great influence, as how you speak to her, and your looks among other things.

[Mr Smith]

Mr. Smith is a hack. I'm way better at dishing out advice.