seeking mr smith's advice in a matter

[Sly Wolf]

This problem has many issues. Firstly, I am confused as to what my guts have done to you that have created so much contempt for them. Secondly, if/when you kill me, I will have great difficulty in demanding you banned/shot in the back. Thirdly, I would never be so cowardly as to have you shot in the back, anybody executed for the good of the state will be given their dignity and shot in the front - let nobody say I am not benevolant! Finally, by the time your plan to kill me comes to fruition, I intend to be commander of a vast empire and thus making your objective vastly more difficult. Therefore my advice would be to set your objectives lower, perhaps take up a sport, or write a short story. These are very positive steps

Thank you very much for your holy advice, I had decided to not eat your guts, in fact I will be writing a poem or a short story on how to get hands on your guts such as "hate your guts, ate your guts". You just got my vote.

Oh and one more thing, I'll be doing a guts collecting hobby, all I do is stand up to somebody and rip out their guts with my own bare hands and than mounting it and hang it on the trophy wall. I'll rip shadowhawk's guts out first and than YOURS will be next.

P.S. YOUR holy guts is still mine!

Sincerely,

Sly Wolf, Werewolf by night

[Guntz]

@guntzempire.com?

This is strange. One user is really irritated by me and another admires me. I never thought I'd end up being this popular.

[Sly Wolf]

@guntzempire.com?

This is strange. One user is really irritated by me and another admires me. I never thought I'd end up being this popular.

^ Mr. Guntz for president 2012! Mr. Smith needs more competition because he's getting very loney, he only has hanged teddy bear in his bedroom who has been running for president last year only choked to death by his friend named Mr. Smith himself...

[Elusive]

A thirty-year-old is asking for advice on how to ask an eighteen-year-old to a date, and instead of calling him out as being fucking creepy you're sucking each other off instead?

What the hell.

[StarMist]

But aren't YOU Smith's secretary now?

Indeed that was my gist.

@ Guntz: Nobody's that irritated with you. Get a sense of humour.

[Kamahl]

But aren't YOU Smith's secretary now?

No: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...ary_of_Defense
I have an equivalent post in Mr. Smith's regime.
Mr. Smith has no need for a Secretary of Defense, as his method of defense is simply crushing his enemies.

[Guntz]

@Starmist: I was referring to you. Every other post you make has some sort of reference to me.

Either you're really irritated by me, or you secretly admire me.

[drunkex]

A thirty-year-old is asking for advice on how to ask an eighteen-year-old to a date, and instead of calling him out as being fucking creepy you're sucking each other off instead?

What the hell.

to be perfectly honest the replies here surprised me as well. I was expecting about half of them to be people saying that I was creepy and mocking me for making this topic. I did not however make this topic as a joke, I really am that much of a loser and did appreciate the advice.

[Sly Wolf]

to be perfectly honest the replies here surprised me as well. I was expecting about half of them to be people saying that I was creepy and mocking me for making this topic. I did not however make this topic as a joke, I really am that much of a loser and did appreciate the advice.

Wow that was really... wierd, I thought your question was meant to be a joke.

[Guntz]

I never even noticed the age difference. Too much else was going on in this ridiculous thread.

Thread of the year material me thinks. We should really have a sub-forum for that, so the great threads never get forgotten.

[ShadowHawk]

his avatar says it all

beauty and the (altered) beast

age dosnt matter, if you look young and feel young, then you are young

[Guntz]

I guess that's true. My Dad is 53 and hasn't a single gray hair on his head. He's in excellent shape and looks like he's late 30s or early 40s. He's also taken vitamin supplements for as long as I can remember, if not longer.

[ShadowHawk]

Guntz is your dad Jean Claude Van Damme?

[Guntz]

No, he's a Robert.

[drunkex]

his avatar says it all

beauty and the (altered) beast

age dosnt matter, if you look young and feel young, then you are young

I have perfect teeth, a full head of hair, and I'm now I'm cut as well. I kinda feel like it won't matter given that I'm in better shape than most guys her age. Though being 30 and still not really knowing how to go about this is shurly a bit odd to everyone. And I would guess making a thread about it kinda makes me seem like a total freak.