Reputation Problem.

[sheath]

I haven't counted, I just make it a point to rep anything that gives me a chuckle and I usually get to rep the people who post such things as frequently as I want.

[Thenewguy]

I spell color and neighbor the American way because I feel it's pointless to add the extra U just because the Queen of England says so.

You add the extra U because that's how the word is spelt, its spelt like that because English evolved to spell it like that after the Norman conquest.

If you want to use the American way then fine, but don't make out its the proper spelling, and that we're stubbornly going against it or something, you'd might as well be a proponent of text speak, saying people should write "U" as its pointless to add the "Y" and "O" for no reason.