Facebook. Gotta be honest, I have no use for Facebook at all. It looks like a bunch of people pretending to care about the boring details of each others lives so they can answer with boring details about their own lives, which of course are fascinating. If I want to talk to people online I'll email them.
The Office. Yeah, that show that used to have Steve Carrell. I don't like it. I think it's boring and crushingly unfunny. And who the hell is holding the camera?
Family Guy. Not funny. Never was. Simpsons ripoff with more pop culture gags, except they're meaningless and add nothing to the story. If it was never on TV, the world would have missed nothing.
The endless parade of smartphones. I don't need that much convenience in my life. As George Carlin remarked, "Americans have been bought off and silenced with gizmos and toys. Everybody's got a cell phone that will make pancakes and rub their balls now." I'll stick with my $25-a-month clamshell relic, thank you.
Political correctness. A little goes a long way. A lot of PC is pointless and irritating. Unfortunately, this culture has a lot. I don't like thought police, I don't like a media that pretends to care while shoving the same old stereotypes at us, I don't like speech codes on college campuses, and I refuse to participate in white guilt syndrome. Sue me.