Official Misheard Lyrics Thread

[VGTM]

Ok, in here, you post songs and write what the lyrics sound like to you (which often leads to humorous results) IDK it's a boredom thing. You understand, right? I'll start. Song: Slipknot- Vermillion . She seems dressed in all the rings of passed fatalities. So fertile, yes, so studious. She consumes the sea. Dramatic hands depress, attention deserves my chest. It's soon the night that sheep came home... FOR EVAN! SHEET THE ALL-IN-ONE THAT MAKES MEAT sing... She is everything and more, the Soloman hypnotic. My Daria paved inposition. She is so good to me. I get nerve hits, perverts. When I'm Sears, so worse. Bit distress, it's a town thing. It's Nowell, never, she's coming home. FOR EVAN! SHEET THE ALL-IN-ONE THAT MAKES MEAT sing.. . Heart to sailor, got my intention! Fixed in gravy, 8-bit attraction! CURB MY NAMING, MY FACE... to wreck, ignite! SUCH A FAIR AMONG CULT... it's Caroline! I won't let these pills up aside of mean! [x4] YAAAAAAAAAM!!! I'm slave man, I am a mascot! No re-strings to urgent collectors! I EXIT THROUGH MY NAME... the sterilized! SEAMUS, SUN THIN IN MAY... I thought I'd buy! I won't let these pills up aside of mean! [x4] SHE ISN'T RAIL! I CAN MAKEUP RAIL! [x4] Not a huge fan, just thought I might share that... Now you try!

[QuickSciFi]

I'm sorry, I just couldn't read all that; but I'll share an obvious one: