Paprium: Official Thread

[Joe Redifer]

Fonzie's pride

Wait... he still has pride? In what? There's nothing for him to be proud of at this point. All he should feel is shame in constantly letting everyone who had faith in him down. His best skill is letting people down and providing disappointment. Fonzie = disappointment. Someone needs to take a picture of him and paste text on it that says something to the effect of "I provide only disappointment".

I'm sure he had decided long ago that we're not worthy to receive Paprium. I wonder if he also has the self-awareness to know that he is a thief.

[Mad Moham]

If I were to observe Fonzie at work, what would I see? Does he even do anything?

Maybe he could make enough money to finish the game if he streamed his work sessions? I mean he could stream for a few hours, read the superchats and then work for a few more hours. Its a great way to make money and prove that he actually does any work at all.

[nihilblack]

First things first: is Fonzie alive?

Anyway, Tulio could publish the soundtrack and moustache-cunt wouldn't even notice.

[NeoVamp]

First things first: is Fonzie alive?

*Mumbles something mean*

[miru]

I wonder how much egg on their face the creators would have when they’re forced to pull a John K and quietly release it on some obscure site?

[Rapha7]

At this point people should simply leak every single thing about this "game". Really, I don't quite think NDAs matter anymore. Fonzie most probably doesn't even have the money to sue anyone.

[chilled]

Is someone in contact with Goldenboy? Is he around and actually able to comment any further?

[Zz Badnusty]

At this point people should simply leak every single thing about this "game". Really, I don't quite think NDAs matter anymore. Fonzie most probably doesn't even have the money to sue anyone.

The impression I have of Fonzie, he would use any such leaks as the excuse for permanently cancelling the project.

[axel]

The impression I have of Fonzie, he would use any such leaks as the excuse for permanently cancelling the project.

You're probably right. Anything like that would just give him one more person to blame. Not that I've ever met the guy but I watched him blame Air France, PayPal, it's always something.

[NeoVamp]

The impression I have of Fonzie, he would use any such leaks as the excuse for permanently cancelling the project.

Aah then we'd all get refunds, I like this plan!

[Zz Badnusty]

Aah then we'd all get refunds, I like this plan!

Refunds on virtual gems? He delivered on those.

[Zebbe]

Wait... he still has pride? In what? There's nothing for him to be proud of at this point. All he should feel is shame in constantly letting everyone who had faith in him down. His best skill is letting people down and providing disappointment. Fonzie = disappointment. Someone needs to take a picture of him and paste text on it that says something to the effect of "I provide only disappointment".

I'm sure he had decided long ago that we're not worthy to receive Paprium. I wonder if he also has the self-awareness to know that he is a thief.

Edit: I probably shouldn't have written this.

[nihilblack]

They've created the Full of Crap Nobel prize exclusively for Fonzie. When he goes to Sweden to get it, he gets instead some bad excuses and some drawings of how magnificent the prize will be when it gets finished.

[evilevoix]

Im so sad over this crap.

[Stifu]

Im so sad over this crap.

I'm not. I've given all hope long ago.
I'm fine with the project being dead and buried. Sorry to the artists who wasted their time working on Paprium, but I don't think it's worth trying to salvage the game assets. To me, they're tainted by this whole clusterfuck of a project. Better move on and and start new games from scratch, and make sure we don't let history repeat itself.