"state something completely random time!"

[Jesse813]

[MrMatthews]

I just found out I have a brother the other day. Apparently my parents had to give him up for adoption because they were too poor to support him at the time (1990-1991). He's like 19 years old now.

Whatever, liar. Everyone knows that those situations don't come up on real life.

But hey, if you say your brother's black, you have all the right ingredients for a TGIF situation comedy. The jokes practically write themselves!

[Knuckle Duster]

Whatever, liar. Everyone knows that those situations don't come up on real life.

Sure they do.
But they usually end up with fairy tale endings like:

"Fuck off, I don't know you. Your not my brother despite being blood related."

-or-

"Hey, my kid is sick and needs a related donor."

[Why-Disciple]

This looks just cheesy enough to be really cheesy. "Roll" needs a good smack to the head.

Don't tell me you thought that was real. If you did, I'd have to shoot you.

[Jesse813]

[MrMatthews]

Don't tell me you thought that was real. If you did, I'd have to shoot you.

then go ahead and shoot, Glans Breath. It's not completely implausible that sone nerdy college kid would:

A.) be such a Mega Man fanatic as to make an unofficial MM film, and

B.) be excited enough about it to make a trailer for it.

[Jesse813]

[Iron Lizard]

Just because I was about to win 2 new sealed copies of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 at about $10 each doesn't mean the dickwad should cancel the auction on me at the same time.

[Jesse813]

that totally sucks since that would've been a great price for 2 copies of the game.

[Iron Lizard]

Yeah was I was pretty happy. I bid $15 on every single copy I could.

[MrMatthews]

I've been there, Iron Lizard. Playing the odds.

"At least one might slip through the cracks!"

[Iron Lizard]

Its just shitty because those two actually did slip through. I will say it works well for old stuff( looks over to pile of 7 Yoshi's islands)

[Rusty Venture]

But hey, if you say your brother's black, you have all the right ingredients for a TGIF situation comedy. The jokes practically write themselves!

Even better:

[Dunn]

google is racist

[MrMatthews]

Even better:

Even before I saw what video it was, I knew where you were headed.

"And also he's a ninja!"