"state something completely random time!"

[BlueBlur]

There's an eggplant in your moustache.

[VinnyT]

My muffler fell half off going down the freeway. It sucked.

[Rusty Venture]

Did it scrape on the road?

I had that happen more than a few times with my last car, but it was prone to go through mufflers.

Seems either that particular model or that particular car somehow allowed water to collect behind the muffler and rusting out the pipe. Sold the car with a bad muffler and 184,000 miles on it.

[VinnyT]

Yeah, scrapping for about the 20 miles between my house and Cleveland.

Just getting a new one for around $160 though, so it should be fine.

In other news, I single handedly killed the movie quote game.

[Rusty Venture]

I left class today and spied part of the school womens volleyball team walking to their cars.

All were wearing their short, skintight volleyball shorts.

'Twas a fine day indeed...except for my inability to take pics.

[VinnyT]

Invest in a 10 megapixel camera with like 6 optical zoom.

Then we'll all become resident perverts.

[Rusty Venture]

Recently I've got to see pics of both Deborah (Debbie) Gibson and Natalie Portman naked (well a good butt shot for Natalie anyway).

The thing is that even though the former teen singer is now in her thirties, shes got a better ass than Natalie Portman.

[VinnyT]

Well duh.

[Rusty Venture]

I didn't realize you were such a big Debbie Gibson fan Vinny.

[VinnyT]

Honestly I just wanted to type something quickly to keep things going.

I've never really seen either's ass.

[Rusty Venture]

I've heard Debbie Gibson has a nice one.

[VinnyT]

Gee, maybe you should just post the damn pictures already.

[Rusty Venture]

Or you could Google "Debbie Gibson playboy" and then come back here with your opinion.

[VinnyT]

Wow, you passed up an opportunity to post pornography. I'm surprised.

[Rusty Venture]

I'd rather post someone who is actually hot.

Besides, I cannot recall Melf's policy on nekkidness in pics.