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[MrMatthews]

2056

Hey Phantar, that's a swell picture you posted of a... uh... robot?

[Smii]

That has to be some of the best packaging ever. But what actually is it? Bacon flavour crisps*, or just some literal kind of "hog lumps"?

*"Crisps" is a far better word for the potato snack, as it is crispy. I'm going to assume we had the word "chips" first also, and everyone just stole it. Plus in my experience the word "fries" refers to soggy, skinny, oversalted slithers of death potato. If it is even potato. Also, the word "fries" is simply vulgar.

Soo... nyerrr, up yer face! ;P (or... something.)

2057

[The Jackal]

^ Well said si...miss!

2058

[Phantar]

2056

Hey Phantar, that's a swell picture you posted of a... uh... robot?

Actually, it's a vacuum cleaner



2058

[FlackoWeasel]

That has to be some of the best packaging ever. But what actually is it? Bacon flavour crisps*, or just some literal kind of "hog lumps"?

*"Crisps" is a far better word for the potato snack, as it is crispy. I'm going to assume we had the word "chips" first also, and everyone just stole it. Plus in my experience the word "fries" refers to soggy, skinny, oversalted slithers of death potato. If it is even potato. Also, the word "fries" is simply vulgar.

Soo... nyerrr, up yer face! ;P (or... something.)

2057

Yeah, bacon flavoured. <i like that packaging too. 2nd ones are onion and sour cream rings. I used to play around and made myself pirat, by sticking them at my ears, around fingers xD

[Jesse813]

Only spambots forget to count Flackoweasel

2060

[Rusty Venture]

2062

That has to be some of the best packaging ever. But what actually is it? Bacon flavour crisps*, or just some literal kind of "hog lumps"?

*"Crisps" is a far better word for the potato snack, as it is crispy. I'm going to assume we had the word "chips" first also, and everyone just stole it. Plus in my experience the word "fries" refers to soggy, skinny, oversalted slithers of death potato. If it is even potato. Also, the word "fries" is simply vulgar.

Soo... nyerrr, up yer face! ;P (or... something.)

Your "anti-chips" rant has but one flaw, it forgets the existence of the mighty tortilla chip.



No potatoes involved.

[Jesse813]

2063

[JDB]

2062



Your "anti-chips" rant has but one flaw, it forgets the existence of the mighty tortilla chip.



No potatoes involved.

Those do not exist in England. Doritos exist, but everyone knows they are not food. England wins.

[FlackoWeasel]

Only spambots forget to count Flackoweasel

2060

Well happends, was too drunk to bother at that time :P .. and forgot..

2065.

[MrMatthews]

Those do not exist in England. Doritos exist, but everyone knows they are not food. England wins.

If tortilla chips don't exist in over there, England most certainly does not win. I mean, how do you eat your salsa and guacamole? With your fingers???

Rusty, come help me make fun of this guy. Let's mock him for not being able to pronounce the "r" sounds correctly, too.

2066

[Rusty Venture]

2067

Those do not exist in England.

It is impossible for England to win if they don't have tortilla chips.

And that is TOR-TEE-YUH, not TOR-TILL-UH

You also cannot, by any imaginable stretch, claim to "win" when you live in a world without nachos. Doritos do not count, they are trash. Overpowering flavors limit consumption to a handful at most.

Any more than that and you taste buds commit suicide.

Actual nachos = jawusumness.

[old man]

2968

I want some pirate chips.

[CYCO]

2069

[Jesse813]

If tortilla chips don't exist in over there, England most certainly does not win. I mean, how do you eat your salsa and guacamole? With your fingers???
2066

is impossible for England to win if they don't have tortilla chips.

And that is TOR-TEE-YUH, not TOR-TILL-UH

You also cannot, by any imaginable stretch, claim to "win" when you live in a world without nachos. Doritos do not count, they are trash. Overpowering flavors limit consumption to a handful at most.

Any more than that and you taste buds commit suicide.

Actual nachos = jawusumness

I Agree w/ Rusty and MrMatthews

2070