Do you standup to pee or sitdown to pee?

[Why-Disciple]

There are four reasons for which a man can be forgiven for sitting to pee:

Blind
Too tired to stand
Too fat to see your own penis
Expecting to shit then realizing you only needed to pee

[MrMatthews]

Do you create silly poll threads while drinking?

A. Yes
B. No
C. *barf*

[NeoVamp]

I always sit down, at first it was because i had been in a bike accident which kinda fucked up my legs,
after that i just kept doing it because it feels more relaxed.

(never sit down in public places though)

And whats up with that poll? do you A or B?

YES
NO

yes no what? A or B? it dun make sense i says!

[Metal_Sonic]

While standing, I grab my balls and pretend my dick is a machine gun. Seriously, this poll is a little on the edge people.

[retrospiel]

Real men don't pee.

[MrMatthews]

Seriously, this poll is a little on the edge people.

A little?

[The Coop]

It's not only on the edge, it's soaked the edge like a drunk trying to stand in front of the toilet while invisible people seemingly keep tilting the room on him.

[Rusty Venture]

It depends on how lazy I am feeling.

[Mr Smith]

You people are all wimps. I always pee doing a handstand.

[Jesse813]

You people are all wimps. I always pee doing a handstand.

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