Do you standup to pee or sitdown to pee?

[David J.]

Discuss.

[MrX]

Do you standup to pee or sitdown to pee?

Im sick of standing and aiming, I just sit now its nice to have a sit down

[djshok]

Depends where. If at a urinal or public bathroom I stand, at home or friends' house I sit down. Main reason is I'm 6'4", at that height, the piss picks up a lot of momentum and you get splashback and I don't like to leave piss stains behind. ... Why are we talking about this?

[mick_aka]

I stand to piss, I find if I sit and tuck my dick in to piss it sometimes flails around and touches the porcelain, and I hate that.

[MrX]

I stand to piss, I find if I sit and tuck my dick in to piss it sometimes flails around and touches the porcelain, and I hate that.

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I hate that man!

[QuickSciFi]

This takes me back to The Long Kiss Goodnight.

Also... Why does it matter?

[Jesse813]

I Stand. its the only right way for men to pee.

[The Coop]

Stand, for I am a manly man doing manly things with my manly parts. With my aim straight and true, I tinkle like a pro and grin down upon the bowel in a victorious stance as I see not a drop of moisture on the seat upon completion. For I am just that damn good!

[todd]

Stand of course, AND i shake it more than 3 times.
Hey, i'm old & so's my plumbing.

[beef jerky man]

Standing up. Because I'm not a fruitcake.

[mrbigreddog]

Do you standup to pee or sitdown to pee?

That's not a YES or NO question!

If you say YES to THAT QUESTION... Your saying YES to stand and YES to sit....

And my answer is YES... I do both! I sit in the middle of the night when I can barely stand!!
But all day long if I go, I stand! Saves time!

[Baloo]

Is this really just a question trying to say:

Are you a man, a woman, or a wuss?

[Joe Redifer]

I only sit if I also have to go diarrhea at the same time. The reason for that is because as I am going diarrhea I am usually peeing simultaneously. So I have two powerful liquid streams coming out of two different holes at the same time. It is a very relieving feeling! But normally I stand when I pee or poo... usually on my head.

[mick_aka]

I imagine that getting projectile diarrhea into the toilet while standing would require a complex system of mirrors...

[bohokii]

i cant really answer the poll its like asking do you like red or blue answer yes or no?

i stand and yes a dangly hiting the porcelan is kinda shocking

but if i'm dropping a dookie and i have to pee i dont stand up spin around and pee i'll let loose with it and make turd pee soup in the bowl

what i have for a question do you go over the top or do you unzip and go through the weenie window in the briefs

like say i have a belt on and a good zipper i'll kind of go over the top of the underwear band and through the zip port but if i'm wearing button fly i go over the top on both

infact i dont think ive ever gone through the weenie window in my underwear boxers or briefs

one time i had to go real bad and i just went out of the leg hole

but i was wearing kind of short shorts at the time and was in danger of a sack flash