There's something to be said about straight-up shooters. I'm not talking about the "lone pilot vs. invading aliens" classics. No, I mean one guy with a BIG gun just squeezing the trigger until the vibrations stop! Dynamite Duke appears to be the game to fit the bill in this regard, until you actually play it. Aren't explosions and big armament supposed to invoke some kind of a response? Shock and awe, meet your evil twin. Read our full review and leave your testosterone at the door.