"state something completely random time!"

[Carl Sagan]

Happy Thanksgiving! I am thankful for the Americans who freed my country from the Nazis in WW2.

[Carl Sagan]

Oh no! They are ruining another classic.

[Leynos]

Happy Thanksgiving! I am thankful for the Americans who freed my country from the Nazis in WW2.

Can you please return the favor? They've taken over here.

[JCU]

Madonna was an interesting character but I always found a liking with Truth or Dare as the film was a good period correct of a memorable time.

[NeoVamp]

I always really liked Madonna's blonde era, that's like what.. 1992? especially since she was naked all the fucking time.
So I say we make a game about Madonna doing a naked photoshoot on the beach to accompany her upcoming album "Madonna's Nude Beach Shenanigans"
but then Tipper Gore steals all the photography equipment, so you then play as naked Madonna as she runs around various beaches and beach towns in search of her equipment.
every level ends with her finding another nude picture of herself and every 3 levels end with Madonna fighting Tipper Gore and retrieving some equipment.

Eventually you beat Tipper for the last stuff and the photoshoot continues, only to then get a big CENSORED bar on the cover right before release because the PMRC still won in the end in real life.



Yes I'm awesome.

[Carl Sagan]

Seeing the scenes from a new Spielberg autobiographical movie and how his parents are giving him cameras and everyone is supporting him, made me think I could make a movie about me failing to become a filmmaker. It would feature me as a kid making short movies with a VHS-C using my MOTU toys as actors and then it all being destroyed by a bomb in the war. Nevertheless, I preserve my desire to be a filmmaker although everyone is discouraging me, saying that it doesn't really exist here. And then I do grow up some more and realize that I do live in a country that has the worst cinema in the world, a real bottom of the barrel. But still, I after highschool I apply to go to the government film school, better something than nothing. There I tell them that I always wanted to study movies but they tell me Fuck you and your dreams! as that school is nothing but an exclusive club for privileged assholes whose parents are already in the "business" (they let only four students per year to walk around the red carpets in that building). And then I see a year or two later a movie being made similar to the script I made for the entrance exam - because this is what these losers are steeping down to.
And I see my life as such falling apart in my early 20s. Never being able to do what I want and therefore find my identity.
So then about a year later, the government expects me to go to the army, which is great because I get to tell them Fuck you right back! Fuck the government! so they quickly throw me out - which feels great. Finally sticking it to my mortal enemy.
And, as the years pass, I see on the Internet how every fucking asshole got to go to film school because they were fortunate enough to be born anywhere else but in this cultural gulag. And I form this wonderful internet personality.

[Leynos]

[profholt82]

Oh no! They are ruining another classic.

My preorder of the new 4K special edition Road House arrived in the mail the other day. And it is magnificent.

[JCU]

Not shocking is how an actor sees nothing wrong with remaking a film like Road House as it will be complete garbage. Apparently money is all that matters to that goof because you could never successfully remake that film. That Gyllenhall character is bad at his trade.

[axel]

I wish we had gotten the version of Road House that was proposed a few years ago, with Ronda Rousey working at a dyke bar. That could have been really funny. I like Gyllenhaal as an actor but can't see him playing this part.

[Leynos]

I wish we had gotten the version of Road House that was proposed a few years ago, with Ronda Rousey working at a dyke bar. That could have been really funny. I like Gyllenhaal as an actor but can't see him playing this part.

She can't act worth shit is the problem. You will find better acting from any porno than her.

[JCU]

Many of the actors and actresses put in big name roles/franchises can't act a lick.

[axel]

She can't act worth shit is the problem. You will find better acting from any porno than her.

If it was any other role I'd agree but when the script calls for "ex UFC fighter turned bouncer" I don't see how she's any worse than Gyllenhaal.

[gamevet]

Not shocking is how an actor sees nothing wrong with remaking a film like Road House as it will be complete garbage. Apparently money is all that matters to that goof because you could never successfully remake that film. That Gyllenhall character is bad at his trade.

There are some actors' movies, you just shouldn't try to to do a remake of. The Shining should be off limits FOREVER; Nobody could outdo what Jack brought to that character. Having remakes of Arnold classics like Conan: The Barbarian and Total Recall, is one of the stupidest decisions in hollywood. None of those guys oozed the charisma that Arnold brought to those characters.

[profholt82]